ALL World DMK

Topic started by siddharthan (@ sdn-ap-021njpennp0233.dialsprint.net) on Wed Nov 6 12:44:18 .
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Did this really happen or is just my fantasy
Dateline Chennai Oct 30th: Dr. Kalaignar Mu. Ka a senior statesman inaugurated All World DMK in Marina Beach yesterday amid a lot of fanfare. Dr.Mu.Ka arrived in an Auto bedecked with flowers and followed by a procession pf 500 Auto rickshaws carrying dignitaries to the function. Dr.Mu.Ka stated that AWDMK is not a rival party to AIDMK but a cultural and social party based on teachings of Periyar. The main aims of the party as stated by him are:
1.spread the message of Dr. Periyar and Dr. arignar to the world
2.spread Tamil in the world
3.Exterminate Brahmins all over the world
4. Introduce caste system all over the world
5. Designate people who belong to backward classes by I.Q. tests .
6.Introduce reservations in foreien countries.
Membership dues will be collected in foreign country by the local chapters and 50% will be sent to the President of the party in Chennai. The money will be used wisely= to build a house for his son who is just born. He did not identify the mother of the child but stated that she was a 16 year old starlet whose back was seen in a crowd scene in Rajni's latest film 'Baba'. He also stated that the Brahmin media have identified the lady as Dr.JJ but that was an insult as his lady as twice as much adipose tissue as Dr.JJ.
Among the notable foreign dignitories who attended the function were Dr. Hero, Dr. Krishna bin laden,Dr.Muthu,Dr. Fridge and Dr. Tamilian 1 all alumni of Anna University.
Dr. Rev Immanuel started by a prayer to Goddess Kusboo. Dr. Immanuel stated that Jesus appeared to him in a vision and said that his work has not been done. St. Hitler killed half the jews but no one has opened extermination camps for Brahmins.Rev. Dr. Immanuel said that he has been given that task and wanted the peoples co-operation. It should start right now as many are escaping and leaving Tamil Nadu, he added.
Dr. Srini the eminent sage welcomed the gathering
and requested the chief guest to grant a backward certificate to Thiru Siddharthan his(Siddharthan's) life long ambition, so that he can die in peace.He also stated that the reason why Dr. Kalaignar lost the election was because a rumor spread by Dr, Jaya lalithai that Dr. Mu.Ka had a bathroom in the house.
Dr. Mu Ka said in his speech that he had a big backyard, and why would he be so foolish to build a bathroom when Dr. Hero who has a million dollor home in California has not built a bathroom. Anyone can go to Dr. Kalignar's neighborhood and confirm that the population of flies have geometrically increased which have had two salutory effects 1. The aryans have moved out and 2. the people have developed immunity to germs. (He meant coliform bacteria, clostridia and strep fecalis.)Dr. JJ campaigned on the false premise that she does not need a bathroom as she lives near a railway track the ultimate in luxury. Dr. Kalaignar said that he has taken the train several times to spot Dr. JJ and he has never seen her so that is not true.Dr. Madurai Hero in his remarks said that he (The Hero) has already started a school in california to teach backwards to throw chappals and his graduates will demonstrate their expertise after the meeting.
After the meeting there were fireworks and explosions of ATOM BOMB all made in Sivakasi (none imported from Hindia)VIP's were treated to a sumptuous dinner of Karuvadu and soru. Thiru Siddharthan was seen sneaking into the pandal to have a free meal. aterwards Thiru Siddharthan was admitted to Royapettah Hospital with abdominal cramps, diarrhoea, and vomiting.Dr, Mu.Ka appointed doctors gave him a kashayam and said that this would see the end of Thiru siddharthan.


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