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• From: Acharya Mummu (@ ev1s-216-127-82-97.ev1servers.net) on: Sat Jan 22 18:17:18 EST 2005
  
  While they are lying there, the sacrificer insults the horse by saying, 'Lift up her thighs and put it in her rectum.' No one insults (the sacrificer) back, lest there should be someone to act as a rival against the sacrificer. The officiant (Adhvaryu) then insults the maiden: 'Hey, maiden, hey, maiden, the little female bird ...' and she insults him back: 'Hey, officiant, hey, officiant, that little bird....' And then the overseer (Brahman) insults the chief queen: 'Hey, chief queen, hey, chief queen, your mother and father climb to the top of a tree....' She has as her attendants a hundred daughters of kings; they insult the overseer in return: 'Hey, overseer, hey, overseer, your mother and your father play in the top of a tree....' Then the cantor (Udgatri) insults the king's favourite wife: 'Hey, favourite, hey, favourite wife, raise her up erect....'
  
  
• From: Acharya Mudi (@ ev1s-216-127-82-97.ev1servers.net) on: Sat Jan 22 18:18:49 EST 2005
  
  She has as her attendants a hundred royal women; they insult the cantor in return: 'Hey, cantor, hey, cantor, raise him up erect....' Then the invoker (Hotri) insults the rejected wife: 'Hey, rejected wife, hey, rejected wife, when inside her tight vagina....' She has as her attendants a hundred daughters of bards and village headmen; they insult the invoker in return: 'Hey, invoker, hey, invoker, when the gods see that miserable penis....' Then the carver (Kshatri) insults the fourth wife: 'Hey, fourth wife, hey, fourth wife, when the deer eats the barley, (the farmer) does not hope to nourish the animal....' She has as her attendants a hundred daughters of carvers and charioteers; they insult the carver in return: 'Hey, carver, hey, carver, when the deer eats the barley, (the farmer) does not hope to nourish the animal....'
  
  
• From: Shri Rama's Cock (@ ev1s-216-127-82-97.ev1servers.net) on: Sat Jan 22 18:21:03 EST 2005
  
  These insulting speeches are for all kinds of attainment, for through the horse sacrifice all desires are achieved. Thinking, 'With all kinds of speech we will achieve all kinds of desires', they make the chief queen get up. Then the women walk back the way they came, and the others utter at the end a sweet-smelling verse, the verse that begins, 'I praise Dadhikravan.' For the life-span and the gods go out of those who speak impure speech in the sacrifice. Thus they purify their speech to keep the gods from going out of the sacrifice."
  
  -- Satapatha Brahmana 13:5:2:1-10. [O'Flaherty, Wendy D. Textual Sources for the Study of Hinduism. Pub.: University of Chicago Press. ISBN 0-226-61847-1. pp.16-17].
  
  
• From: Shri Rama's Cock (@ ev1s-216-127-82-97.ev1servers.net) on: Sat Jan 22 18:43:11 EST 2005
  
  From Ramayana of Valmiki: an Epic of Ancient India. Balakanda (vol. 1) By Goldman, Robert P.:
  
  To ensure the birth of sons, King Dasaratha conducted both the asvamedha and the putrakamesti yajnas. The following quote from the Valmiki Ramayana details the first of the two sacrifices that King Dasaratha conducted -- the asvamedha yajna, in particular the queen-horse sexual portion of the sacrifice. Although all three of King Dasaratha's wives were united with the carcass of the horse, Rama's mom Kausalya was the one who had the honor of spending a whole night with the dead animal's genitals plugged in her vagina:
  
  
  
• From: Acharya (@ ev1s-216-127-82-97.ev1servers.net) on: Sat Jan 22 18:44:21 EST 2005
  
  "The prescribed victims -- snakes, birds, the horse, and aquatic animals -- were bound at the place of immolation; each was dedicated to a specific divinity as is set forth in the ritual texts. The priests then bound them all to the posts in the manner set forth in the ritual texts. Three hundred beasts in addition to Dasaratha's jewel of a horse were bound there to the sacrificial posts. Kausalya walked reverently all around the horse and then with the greatest joy cut it with three knives. Her mind unwavering in her desire for righteousness, Kausalya passed one night with the horse. The priests -- the hotr, the adhvaryu, and the udgatr -- saw to it that the second and the juniormost of the king's wives, as well as his chief queen, were united with the horse.
  
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• From: Acharya (@ ev1s-216-127-82-97.ev1servers.net) on: Sat Jan 22 18:45:31 EST 2005
  
  Then the officiating priest, who was extremely adept and held his senses in check, removed the fat of the horse and cooked it in the manner prescribed in the ritual texts. At the proper time and in accordance with the ritual prescriptions, the lord of men then sniffed the fragrance of the smoking fat, thereby freeing himself from sin. Then, acting in unison, the sixteen brahman officiating priests threw the limbs of the horse into the fire, in accordance with the ritual injunctions. In other sacrifices, the oblation is offered upon branches of the plaksa tree, but in the Horse Sacrifice alone the apportionment of the victim is made on a bed of reeds.
  
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• From: Acharya (@ ev1s-216-127-82-97.ev1servers.net) on: Sat Jan 22 18:46:13 EST 2005
  
  Then the officiating priest, who was extremely adept and held his senses in check, removed the fat of the horse and cooked it in the manner prescribed in the ritual texts. At the proper time and in accordance with the ritual prescriptions, the lord of men then sniffed the fragrance of the smoking fat, thereby freeing himself from sin. Then, acting in unison, the sixteen brahman officiating priests threw the limbs of the horse into the fire, in accordance with the ritual injunctions.
  
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• From: Acharya (@ ev1s-216-127-82-97.ev1servers.net) on: Sat Jan 22 18:46:50 EST 2005
  
  In other sacrifices, the oblation is offered upon branches of the plaksa tree, but in the Horse Sacrifice alone the apportionment of the victim is made on a bed of reeds. The Horse Sacrifice is known as the Three-Day Rite; for both the kalpasutra and the brahmanas refer to the Horse Sacrifice as a rite lasting for three days."
  
  -- Ramayana 1:13:24-33. [Goldman, Robert P. The Ramayana of Valmiki: an Epic of Ancient India. Balakanda (vol. 1). Pub.: Princeton University Press. ISBN 0-691-06561-6. pp.151-152].
  
  
• From: Kumar (@ 203.63.55.177) on: Sun Jan 23 17:46:23 EST 2005
  
  """Can ur magicians make Pope walk straight??"""
  
  Can bail be posted for a crooked man to walk straight from his cell?
  
  
• From: Acharya Mummu (@ yogamail.ourhostingserver.com) on: Sun Jan 23 19:21:09 EST 2005
  
  //Can bail be posted for a crooked man to walk straight from his cell?//
  
  Good one Kumar!
  
  sariyAna nethiadi!
  
  
• From: truth (@ 202-177-159-140.sify.net) on: Thu Jan 27 05:58:30 EST 2005
  
  @christians
  Hindus didnt claim they cure people thru mircales and cheat people
  
  
  
• From: Fuck The RSS! (@ p3ee2d9d4.dip.t-dialin.net) on: Thu Jan 27 07:37:34 EST 2005
  
  Sai Baba did not fukc babies. babies raped Sai Baba, this is the truth. And truth is the babies' fukc. Sai Baba is a fake, even his pecker is a fake they learned now. that is the reason why babies raped bab and not vice versa.
  
  
• From: seeker (@ client168-95.ah.siue.edu) on: Thu Jan 27 10:54:15 EST 2005
  
  kabothi truthu c-hunni'ya
  
  mududa
  
  
• From: Kumar (@ 203.63.55.177) on: Thu Jan 27 17:18:13 EST 2005
  
  ""Hindus didnt claim they cure people thru mircales and cheat people""
  
  True.
  
  But I know of at least 2 who have cheated people by claiming holiness and innocence.
  
  If they can't perform a miracle through bail, then at least they can cure their boredom by counting bars.
  
  
  
  
• From: Karuvayan (@ xypl168.dialup.iit.edu) on: Thu Jan 27 17:49:23 EST 2005
  
  Prof Oorgai Munchami is suing the Swedish Government since all his works were plagiarised by every Nobel Laureate. According to Prof Oorgai Munchami Dravidiens were the most intelligent species before Aryans attacked them and took away their gadda paarai.
  
  
• From: Karuvayan (@ xypl125.dialup.iit.edu) on: Fri Jan 28 01:55:27 EST 2005
  
  Kumar,
  
  I heard the Vatican is considering filing an Intial Public Offering. This is to avoid bankruptcy caused by excessive lawsuits relating to paedophilia. I am quite interested in the shares since I know there are millions of fools in India who will contribute towards the profit margin of the Vatican. Please help me get some shares.
  
  
• From: Fuck The RSS! (@ pd9e3478e.dip.t-dialin.net) on: Fri Jan 28 05:35:49 EST 2005
  
  Karuvayan is keen on getting vattican paedophile money because of the catholic cum to basardize his genes further more.
  
  I only have to check if Sai Baba was the main pope among the paedophile priests in the States. This could explain why Sai Baby's activities were uncovered later.
  
  
• From: Karuvayan (@ xypl160.dialup.iit.edu) on: Fri Jan 28 05:49:33 EST 2005
  
  Dr FTR,
  
  The Vatican's MBA school is the best option for Dravidiens. Imagine no yejjamnassun to write. Just turn in blank paper and Bee Cee certificate and you made it.
  
  
• From: Fuck The RSS! (@ pd9e3478e.dip.t-dialin.net) on: Fri Jan 28 06:06:47 EST 2005
  
  "Just turn in blank paper and Bee Cee certificate and you made it."
  
  Hey the bast'ard that dwells among shi't and is a shi't Fukcs The RSS does not even need a blank paper nor a pencil. Only Onkel Tony is important to get a RSS doctorate!
  
  Hey pun'dai, are you already preparing my reception at the BIA? I am comming on the 15th Feb. Come on Arsehole, let us see who gonna laugh last. You plus three won't be that big problem but only a challenge for me. I am ready, how about you idiot!
  
  
• From: Satguru Sivaya Subramuniyasamy (@ ev1s-216-127-82-99.ev1servers.net) on: Fri Jan 28 09:09:39 EST 2005
  
  //@christians
  Hindus didnt claim they cure people thru mircales and cheat people//
  
  What about the hindu pig saibaba? He claimed he can perform a miracle and raise the kundalini of pretty young boys by rubbing oil vigorously on their balls and dicks. According to reports, none of those pretty young boys ever got any raise in their kundalini. (what the fuck is this kundalini anyway?)
  
  http://home.no.net/anir/Sai/Oily.htm
  
  Incidentally Sai Baba claimed that he can make the miracle work only on boys who have a pretty face. Women and ugly men were not eligible to get their kundalini raised!
  
  
• From: Fuck The RSS (@ pd9e34ef4.dip.t-dialin.net) on: Fri Jan 28 10:04:27 EST 2005
  
  "Women and ugly men were not eligible to get their kundalini raised!"
  
  And who raised Karuvayan? Uma B?
  
  
• From: HappyIndian (@ 193.188.105.17) on: Fri Jan 28 18:35:31 EST 2005
  
  >> And who raised Karuvayan? Uma B?
  
  Karuvayan was raised by Shri Ramakrishna. If ramakrishna were a woman he would have breast feeded karuvayan. But being a man, he cock feeded him with his pre-cum and cum mixture (which incidentally made karuvayan prosperous!)
  
  
• From: happyindian (@ bbcache-11.singnet.com.sg) on: Fri Jan 28 22:34:41 EST 2005
  
  Well ok now desperate Dr.Veena aka Mad Max aka MMC is using "happyindian" to post his trash. Sorry buddy I NEVER use se*ual language. So everyone knows who posts what. Happy seething :-)
  
  
• From: Karuvayan (@ xypl133.dialup.iit.edu) on: Sat Jan 29 01:35:03 EST 2005
  
  What a lovely oppurtunity to study Dravidien culture. Their language is the best in the world for expressing love, save French. Prof Vaiagara Munchami wants to ban French since early french neanderthals stole the beauty of Dravidien language when the Neanderthals invaded France - the original homeland of Dravidiens.
  
  
• From: Dr. Veena (@ ev1s-207-44-180-48.ev1servers.net) on: Sat Jan 29 15:20:47 EST 2005
  
  //Sorry buddy I NEVER use se*ual language//
  
  You probably never have any sex either except when you do Han Solo! Poor HappyPundaian! Only way he gets sex is when his mother washes his pecker or when he is yanking his own noodle!
  
  
• From: geno (@ 61.2.36.141) on: Sat Jan 29 17:25:18 EST 2005
  
  Hi Kumar!
  
  Long time no see! u visiting the new hub nowadays?
  
  hoping to see u more often!
  
  :=)
  
  
• From: geno (@ 61.2.36.141) on: Sat Jan 29 17:28:01 EST 2005
  
  Hi mummu and FTR!
  
  whatever hapened to tony mAmA??!!
  
  did he get booted out?!
  
  ;=)))))
  
  

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