One-Liner Tale

There is a game we used to play where we would write one line and only one line to continue the story...usually turned out to be a crazy adventure story...anyways what we would do is that we would fold the paper so that only the line we wrote was seen instead of the previous ones...but then in the ending we would unfold the paper and read the whole story through....do try it sometime! :D Anyways let's try this...remember any line and go nuts with the plot...try not to have conclusive sentences:

Phil now totally flustered looked to his partner for some help...next?

Jack backed up a step.
"You got yourself in this mess, you get you're self out." he said and sprinted away.

Next. :)

God had it come to this???...Phil looked around to see if anyone else was looking...next?

There was blood everywhere, but somebody has to clean up the mess, before anyone else turns up!!

Next.....

As Phil started to set things right, the telephone rang. Who could it be??

Next...

As he picked up the phone, he forgot he shouldn't have done it without gloves or at least a hanky!

He picked up a tissue paper and wiped the phone clean using some peroxide from a bottle nearby...

......and realising that her transsexual identity crisis was leading her to confuse pronouns , (s)he consumed the rest of the peroxide in one gulp.

Totally inexperienced, Phil should have refrained from cutting the potato before his wife arrived. His little finger continued to bleed..
next

I think Madame PP and Prabhu Ram have replied to the same line...what to do now....all i can ask is for one of you to reply the first that replies will be the first to continue the story...whoever's doesn't get chosen...please do not in any way digress from replying...

any suggestions what to do in future dilemmas such as this???...a vote would take too long and to choose the first one would be sacrificing other one...so what to do :? :huh:

Oh! A real tricky situation. I think to solve this delicate problem whoever comes next & notices the simultaneous posts may take the liberty to continue with either one of the 2 leads- but of course giving a note whose lead he is taking. Anybody please offer a better idea!

Well I hate to be the wet blanket but I think Prabhu's liner does not quite gell with the rest of the narration, Pa!! So, if he deletes his post, we'd be back on track!

So, how abt it Prabhu???? No harm in trying again, right???? :D

Hi,
am more than willing to step off the line. I was just trying to take a dig at TS who had written 'she' instead of 'he'. It has been subsequently changed I guess. (how ?)
We can ignore mine and continue from the potato line. Cheers.

The yelling in the phone continued, and as he tried to answer, suddenly it occured to him... the voice..! Could it really be HER...?!

"My God! Mother-in-law is the last person I want to see now...a fine mess I am in!"

PP, I meant the voice on the phone.. Which voice are you referring to? :) Anyway, it can go on..

Of course I refer to the same- the mother-in-law(yelling) presumably announces her immediate visit to his place! :lol:

"he-he-hello? I'm sorry, my mot- i mean i have an unexpected problem that has just come up" replied Phil as he sent imaginary daggers toward his MIL :twisted:


Prabhu Ram hope to hear a line from you soon :D

Phil cursed as he slammed down the telephone and began swearing loudly and violently chopping his potato, not caring if he chopped the potato or his hand...

One of the potato pieces fell, started rolling down to one corner of the room and hit that shiny thing before stopping..

Even as his hands were busy his mind was racing fast to find some way to escape an encounter with the MIL.

But that was not to be, for hadn't Jessie warned him not to leave the house till she got back?

In the meanwhile, he might as well cook dinner for three if the old Brigadier-General does arrive to plonk her imperious derriere about!!!

He could hear in his inward ears his imperious MIL's repeated mantra,"Where on earth did you get me this son-in-law from?"

As he continued stirring the Bechamel sauce for the steak, he realised that the cut on his finger had yet to clot!!

The cut continued to drip, drip, drip!!!!

Phil was too enraged at the imminent tornado that he missed noticing a storm brewing right under his nose- a bleeding finger, the baby walking into the kitchen after a rolling ball(God knows how he crawled out of his pen!), so many assignments yet to be finished before his returned.

There was also the sensitive issue of asking his 'partner' Jack to leave before things got worse.

"Jack, you gotta go," Phil said and watched Jack turn to leave when Phil said "No Jack. You gotta go." and pulled out a 9mm and shot Jack in the face. "Time to blow this popsicle stand," Phil said before grabbing his potato and running towards the door...

And that was what finally woke him up, and he realized what a curious dream it had all been!!!



Sorry for being such a spoil sport, but honestly, the story didnt seem to make any sense at all!! Maybe we should try starting another one?

Or if everyone is still in the mood of carrying on, I will delete my line, and you can go on...

Ohhhh....Badri, U ruined it! :lol:

I know...I am sorry...but come on...the MIL and the guy's partner and the baby that crawled into the kitchen???

You might have thrown in Alex, the nerdy psycho, and no one would've known!

:lol:
The psycho convention! Well, the wierder it gets, the better right? :D

Phil was a spy. There was a microchip in the potato which he was trying to cut out. The baby was a remote control spy monitor built to look like a baby as a disguise. And the Mother in law was a code name for a CIA agent. Phil's a rogue agent from the CIA and they're trying to get him. It all made perfect sense! :lol:

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Originally Posted by coltsith

Phil was a spy. There was a microchip in the potato which he was trying to cut out. The baby was a remote control spy monitor built to look like a baby as a disguise. And the Mother in law was a code name for a CIA agent. Phil's a rogue agent from the CIA and they're trying to get him. It all made perfect sense! :lol:

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C-Man! Perrrrrrrfect!!
It makes perfect sense. The Govt is behind all of this!!!! The government is lying!! About the backstep program, about the aliens! about everything. All Janitors we know are cyborg govt spies, sent by the FBI!!! (Hey that rhymed :D )

Really sorry for getting way off of the topic guys. :)

Regards! 8)

Ouch!

The Flute of the Wendigo made better sense...the Charge of the Light Brigade made better sense...even Jack the Ripper made more sense...but this????

What was wrong with Widego or JTR???

Wendigo what a flute, which caused the death of O'Riley!!!! We will know more as C-Man writes more!!!! C-Man!!! Write MORE!!!!
JTR was perfect!!!! An Insane man who kills prostitues!!! A perfect story!!!! What was wrong!!!!!

Man!!!! I'm really yelling!!!! I'm hyper!!!!! I need some water!!! C-man!!! u need some water!!!!????? I'mma leave u two to it man!!!!!!

Hey that got me going...did you hear this one about the Jack The Ripper being a political conspiracy of some sort, aimed at protecting the identity of a Royal in England who had committed a series of indiscretions? The guy was just invented by the Royals, in cahoots with the police force of the time...

I read about that somewhere, just can't put my finger to it...the Duke of Clarence or some such thing!

Oh, and sorry Querida, for having taken this thread so far and away from where it began...

SEE!!!!!! LIKE I SAID!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS A GOVT CONSPIRACY!!!!!!! AHHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BACKSTEP PROGRAM!!!!!!!!!!
SORRY!!!!!!!! I HAVE NOT GONE KAHOOTZ!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL START TO ACT NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!.........HOPEFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :rotfl:

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I'M HAVE NOT GONE KAHOOTZ

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Surya...are you sure?

Perhaps you should go and lie down for just a while? You might feel better. :lol:

Just goes to show too many posts in a day can do this to you...someone ought to include that in that post for newcomers!