What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
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What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter.
There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads "We may never piss this way again."
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it to 6000. So when would you like to start?
Santa: In 3 months.
Pilot asking permission to land said, "Guess who?"
Controller switches the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"
A donkey kicked sardarjee :D
He chased it for long and on his way he saw a zebra and started beating it
"arae...track suit pahenkar hamein dhokka dhe rahae ho"
Why do Bride & Groom exchange Malai during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !