How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.