JG,
not in a position to give u anything useful. But kedaikara information ellaam vechu assignment ezhudhi mudi, naan venumbodhu vaangi bit adichikaren :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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JG,
not in a position to give u anything useful. But kedaikara information ellaam vechu assignment ezhudhi mudi, naan venumbodhu vaangi bit adichikaren :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Hi JG,
If you want to enjoy married life, you should listen to me..I am against long posts, but seeing you are such an innocent guy, ready to take the plunge, I am breaking my rules.
See, married life is a different world, where the laws, rules and tenets of this world do not apply. It is like a jungle in the fairytale, where you find giant creepers erupting into life, talking frogs and walking stones, dwarfs with long ears and witches with evil smiles. You must forget all the 'good' things taught by your parents and teachers and learn skills to survive in the faery world of marriage.
I will give you an example. You are an honest guy and believe in telling the truth. Take it from me, before the sun sets twice after your marriage, you wife will take an oath from you that you will never lie to her. I have nothing against giving a promise. But you are fool if you follow it. In marriage if you tell the truth, you had it. If you lie you had it too. But if you tell an intelligent lie, may be you escape with your life.
I will describe you one scene, taken from my above post.
After a hard day at the office, you will go to a café with your colleague for a bit of tea and snacks, and get home 1 ˝ hrs late. Your wife will ask you why you are late. You are an honest guy. If you tell the truth be ready to answer the following questions.
Whom did you go with? Man or a woman?
If man.. who invited whom to go to café?
If you invited, don’t you remember the ceremony with fan and fare when you were told that the days of stray cattle are over?
If he invited, then are you sure his parents are married?
If woman, is she married or not.
Who invited whom to go to café?
If you did, then I cannot proceed since the hub administrators delete all posts of gory details of violence.
If she did, and if she is married, then is her husband a singer and dancer who wears sari and nose stud at times?
If not married, in which lane does she stand in late evenings?
(The above questions, printed as above seem passive but not so. Mellon would have brought out the right volume and intonations through font size, boldings, colour and proper punctuations. I humbly admit my incompetence in this field)
See what happens when you tell the truth?
If it were I, I would simply say..”Oh! hell! Traffic jam” (who says traffic jams are bad? They have saved so many lives)
If it were blahblah, greedy that he is, would have said “ See darling, I went out scouting for nice sandals for you to give you a surprise, but I couldn't find any that are worthy of your queenly feet” The ensuing evening would be nicer and sweeter.
So if you listen to Cindys and Scorpios, Roshans and Niroshas, you are going to have a tough time. From what I see, you will not survive beyond your honeymoon and end up as an eternal slave. You could as well been born in Egypt some 2000 yrs ago.
Please do not mistake that I am advising you against marriage. Since you are destined to be married you can as well go ahead with it. God has already drafted you for the Army of marriage. Whether you will turnout to be a brave soldier like me, or end up as dhobi and cook (or both) in uniform, depends upon advise you take and the skills you develop..
Best of Luck….
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TCS-aa, cha, yesterday evening, one of my good-looking colleague told me that her marriage has been fixed to a software groom in Blore and marriage is in June n engagement next month. For a split second, I really thought the world is small. :oops:Quote:
Originally Posted by jaiganes
JG,
Now it is time for you to share tips to others in the waiting list as to how to trap a bold, organised and intelligent engineer who is frank enough to care for lesser intelligent mortals! :D
Oh Shekhar,
After a long time, I can see the real 'YOU'.
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Oh Skekhar !! you helped me over come the disorientation I had after last night's earthquake and the subsequent tsunami alert !! :lol:
Good one !!! :lol:
Can't you see that I am honest to my wife?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shekhar
It is better to avoid the situation than make it and then lie.
For example,if you want to have a quite drink,tell her that you will be late from work in advance.Just observe the kind of drink she can't smell so easily.[I do take Vodka which my wife can not find out quite easily :wink: ].
Then to offer some sensible advice,just observe which all women your wife doesn't like and present it as your opinion.You will be surprised to see her listening with great interest for hours.But don't overdo it please.
Again,praise her intelligent ways in doing things.Don't tell her plainly that she is brainy for she won't believe it and will know that you are lying to appease her.
Then comes cooking.If she makes something nice be no miser in showering praises.If she makes something hopeless ,be partly honest.Tell her it may not be very good,but it is ok and you understand that she is in the process of learning. :?
Always be busy.Though women seem to want their husbands sitting with them all the time,the don't actually respect a man who does it. :cry:
Why the long face, bunny? Tried it and failed?Quote:
Originally Posted by the bunny with a long face
Hey!! that was really a good one !! Very true indeed !!Quote:
Originally Posted by blahblah
See how marriage gives you the intelligence to analyse things in a proper way !! :wink:
JG,
Introduce your would-be to the hub. I see a very pertinent need to coach /coax her on many things. It is only fair to do that after seeing how Shekhar and BlahBlah have jointly spoilt you to the core.
It sharpens the memory too...Quote:
Originally Posted by Roshan
You will never forget your wife's birthday, all her sister's and brother's children's birthdays, the wedding anniversery of all her brothers and sisters...
You will never forget the price of the 'cheap' (cheaper than the neighbour's wife's sari) sari you brought her, the shop, the date and the occassion.
You will never forget the name of her sister's husband's sister whom you ogled for 2 1/2 seconds in a marriage party.
You will never forget the name of the film, the director, the star cast, the theatre and the date on which you promised to take her to, but could not because of the urgent meeting in the office...
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