TVK Jokes are really good ones..
One more:
Ethuvumae vaanga mudiyatha kadai(Shop) Ethu?
Saakadai!(Drainage)
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TVK Jokes are really good ones..
One more:
Ethuvumae vaanga mudiyatha kadai(Shop) Ethu?
Saakadai!(Drainage)
Nan onnu sollattuma?
"ONNU"!!!
did u all hear when I said it?
Once there was a boat full of Ethiraj college girls sailing in a river. Suddenly, there was a flood and the boat sunk every girl drowned inside the river except one. why?
Coz she is a 'sema Kattai'
Question: Paambukku kaal unda illaya?
Answer: Undu. otherwise, it will be pambu and not paambu
A dog was once chased by some kids and after a long run, it suddenly stopped in front of a Bakery. Appo athu enna vangum?
vera enna vangum, Muchu than vangum
hi vetri,
u have posted a kadi joke which i have already posted long back infact it was the first joke to be posted in this thread.
From: bala (@ 203.197.81.153) on: Mon Sep 24 01:44:34
Three girls were traveling in a boat.
All of a sudden the boat was about to sink.
Out of the three girls two got drowned but the third one didn't. Why?
Because she was a good "KATTAI"..
pl take care next time
Naikku ( DOG) vaal arunda ennge pokum?
verenge "RETAIL" shopikku than..
bala,
Sorry for the repetition. Thanks for pointing it out
What is the "CHEMICAL NAME" of dog ?
"Sodium Iodide" - NaI..
Interesting! Here are some more:
Kathi vengayathai paathu enna pattu paadum?
-unnai naan ariven ennai anri yaar arivaar
apple_a narukki potta enna aagum?
-nari saaptudum
anti-bonding orbital_kku opposite enna?
-uncle-bonding orbital
oru army man oorukku leave_le vandhadhum nera ration kadaikku poran, en?
-thuppaakikku rava vaangathaan
oru teacher class-le sun glass pOtirindhaaraam, en?
-classle ellaarum bright students_aam
3 paer boatlae porange, althle orunthan muslim, christain, and hindus. poiktuirukumpothu kapal didrunu kavanduruthu apo hindus solaran ellarum avanga kadavali nincha kadaval kappathuvatru. apo mulim alla n sollaran kadaval alla avane kapathidararu. appurm christain jesus n sollran appo jesus avne kappathidraru. namba allu athan hindus pillayarappa n sollrau pillayar avan munadi vandhu dance adraru en
ena avan(ningalum than) pillayar pandigaianniku pillayare kadale karrichutu dance adna athan.
3 paer boatlae porange, althle orunthan muslim, christain, and hindus. poiktuirukumpothu kapal didrunu kavanduruthu apo hindus solaran ellarum avanga kadavali nincha kadaval kappathuvatru. apo mulim alla n sollaran kadaval alla avane kapathidararu. appurm christain jesus n sollran appo jesus avne kappathidraru. namba allu athan hindus pillayarappa n sollran pillayar avan munadi vandhu dance adraru en
ena avan(ningalum than) pillayar pandigaianniku pillayare kadale karrichutu dance adna athan.
Oru Aanum oru pennum oru nalakki veliye poittu thirumbi vettuku vandappo, rendu perukkitteyum saavi illengarathu therinjuthu. Appo avunga enna pesikkitanga? ( sonna adikkatheengappa)
" Annalum NoKey nnal.. Avalum NoKey nnal "
subbu and rukku vukku inaikku than first night.
subbu bed la ukkanthu irukkiraan.
Avan wife rukku paludan(Milk) roomukku ulley varal.
subbu : en di? ne pal kondu varum pothu naked
( dress onnum illama) vanthu irukka.
rukku : atthai than sonnaga..aadai illama than nan
pal kondu varanumam?
subbu : ??????
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Kamal Hassan and his friend Vimal are running to catch 12B bus. But one auto comes in the middle. But both of them run. The bus stops. Vimal gets in, but Kamal does not eventhough he wants to. WHY ?
Because, at the back of the bus, it is written "Only Vimal"
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A drunken man goes and stands in front of a lamp post and starts knocking....thinking that it is his house.....
Another drunken man walks by and says 'It seems theres no one at home?'
the other man says 'There must be....because the light is on upstairs....'
is it funny?????Don't laugh out loud if theres people around you...except for friends.....
endum anbudan
manjuvel
what is the opposite of "KRISHNASWAMY"
KRISHNA DID NOT SEE ME.
WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF "MADE IN JAPAN"
PALLAM IN JAPAN
endum anbudan
manjuvel
1. oru rishi marathin mel utkarnthu sapittar
-->in one word
Ans:appreciate (up rishi ate)
2.kaal mela kaal potta enna aahum
--> bill erum (read as call mela call potta
telephone bill yerum)
endum anbudan
manjuvel
simron and rambha in a meeting congerence asking question
SIMRAN:RaMBA WHY WE TURN THE THOOSAI?
RAMBA:TO HAVE THE SAME COLOR IN THE BOTH SIDE.
SIMRAN:NO,THAT'S NOT THE REASON WHY WE TURN IT.
RAMBA:SO WHY?
SIMRAN:IF WE DON'T TURN IT,THE THOOSAI DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TURN ALONE.
One day in Adyar Bus stop...
Raju: Sir! 21E poiducha?
Oruvar: Yov! Pora vara "E"ellam ennrathuthaan enn velaya?
Raju: ...!!!
Oru engineer chennaile L.I.C.Building road
vazhiya romba vegama odi varraru anal L.I.C.
Buildingai parthaudane suddena ninnurraru.
adhu yean?
"avarukku kal valihirukkum"
Adhudhan illay
"appuram edhukku ninnaru?"
Adhu avarudaiya ishtam. Engaye venunnalum nippar.
Triankku ninuthu irrukanga, little distance train vanduduchu Appa.
Goundamani: Dey, adhu enadha trian ankeyei ninudhuchu.
Senthi: adhu onnu ilayney, train tyre panchar aagi irukkum, aadhann
Goundar : addhing, berikka thalaiya
endrum anbudan
manjuvel
We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of
modern life. But have you wondered, what if God decided to install
voice mail?"
Imagine praying and hearing this:
Hi! Thank you for calling GOD.
Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.
Else wait for our Customer Support Executive.
What if God used the familiar excuse... "I'm sorry, all of our
angels are busy helping other sinners right now. However,your prayer is
important to us and will be answered in the order it as received, so please
stay on the line"
Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in
Prayer:
If you would like to speak to:
Ganeshji, Press 1.
For Lord Hanuman, Press 2.
For Lord Krishna, Sorry He is on Annual Leave!
For a directory of other God's & Angels, Press 3.
If you would like to hear Narad sing a Bhajan while you are
holding, please press 4.
To find out if a loved one has been assigned To Heaven, Press 5,
enter his or her PAN number, then press the 0 key. If you get a negative
response, try area code 420 for(Hell).
For reservations and bookings in at "My Father's Guest House -
Exclusive 7 Star Hotel }" please enter Your Name , Date of Birth in
mm-dd-yy format followed by 3-1-6.
For answers to nagging questions about PVR Anupams Booking, Future
of Indian Cricket, the age of the earth and where Majnu Ka Tila is,
please wait until you arrive here.
Our computers show that you have already prayed once today.
Please hang up and try again tomorrow.
This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious
holiday.
Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM. If you need emergency
assistance when this office is closed, contact your local Priest at your
neighbourhood Temple.
...........THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL AND HE LISTENS
WHENEVER WE PRAY!!!!!
BUS YEAN BUS STOPLEH NIKKUTHU?
YEANNA ATHUKU UKARA THERIYATHEY
HOW IS IT GANESH?
oru hunter oru nall katuku singathe vettai adruthuku pona. avan kitta irunthae 5 vill(arrow)adethukittu pona. ponavanen singathe patu athe villale guri pathu addikuran ana eallame thavidithu. appuram enna vill kaliaiduthu. anthe singathuku villu kali aiduchunu therinichiduthu appo singo avnae thoratha arramibikuthu aven baythulae odda arrambichiduvan. oddi poi oru gudi sailae poi olinchikirran. singo avan ollirudhu patu aven ollinchirundae gudisai kaduvai thatuthu.
ANSWER ena antha gudisaiku calling bell ilae athan kathavi thatuthu
endrum anbudan
manjuvel
oru train railway stationikku pakatile nikkithu.
train driver poi pakkatu kadaile "CLOSE UP" toothpaste vangittu varar. yenn..
enna avarikku "SIGNAL" kidaika liyam
oru bus a pinnale thallamudiyumaa?
mudiyathu
en theriuma pin valanzhupoidume athanaalathan.
ulagam urindainu eppadi sonangle
ans:vayalathan
Oru vayasupp ponnu annaikku late-a vettukku vandha. Appo avaloda amma "Ivlo late-a vandhurukkalae.." nnaanga. Avaloda thangacchi "My Gosh! She's so late.." nna. Avaloda appa Kannadathlayum, ava anna Malayalathlayum ithayae sonnanga. Yean ippadi vevveara madhiri sonnanga?
adhu avanga ishttam..!!
Oru karadi..(Not TR!), semma fast-aa odi varudhu...odi vandhu oru potti kadai munnadi nikkudhu...anga adhu enna vaangum..?!
vera enna MOOOCHCHU dhaan vaangum...semma fast-aa odi vanthichilla..?!
Yenna oru vayasupp ponnu late-a vettukku vandha naalu peru naalu vidhama pesuvaanga.
"oru rishi maddi mala ukandhu sapuduraru"
Iddha englishla oru varthailla sollanum
ans:"appreciating"
How to tell the following in English?
"Nee oru kuzhanthai".?
"Kidney".
(Kid - nee)
lol
One guy is stealing the bi-cycle from the guy X. How the X will say this to somebody to catch the cycle in single word
Answer: En-cyclo-paedia
Question:
Karuppu manithargal En nandraaka vaLarntha udambOdu irukkiraargal?
Answerr:
chinna vayasil irunde avarkaLai "nee grow, nee grow " (negro) endru azhaippathaal.