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அப்பிடி இல்ல செல்லம் "அ"வ இப்பிடி எழுதணும்..!!
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Always love your husband......
Love your husband when he orders you to make tea or coffee because he wants to feel fresh to listen your nonstop talks...
Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females because he is just checking that you are still the best ?
Love him if he criticizes your cooking because he is still improving his taste.
Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep because he is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.
Love him if he forgets to give you a gift on your birthday because he is saving money for your future.
Love him... Because you don't have a choice and killing is a legal offence.
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நான் இந்திய பொருட்களை மட்டுமே பயன்படுத்துவேன் " அப்படீன்னு பலபேர் FB ல கிறுக்கிட்டுதிரியுறாங்க !
#Mark Zuckerbergஆண்டிபட்டி காரர்போலும்!
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'