She: I have changed my mind!
Me: Thank God, but does the new one work?
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She: I have changed my mind!
Me: Thank God, but does the new one work?
Rajnikanth was born on 30th Feburary..
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Since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else...!
Wife calls husband in his office.
Wife: Window is not opening. What shall I do?
Husband: Put some oil and wait for while. It will open. If not, then put more oil and wait.
Wife (little unconvinced): Are you sure?
Husband: Yes, trust me, it will do the magic. Try it.
After a while, husband calls back to check: Did you do as I told you? Did it do the needful trick?
Wife: I don't know about the trick or magic, but now the entire laptop is not starting
Could you fax me ur photo very very urgently?
Mind you - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very important.
I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …
Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!
Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer