ippa edhukku thiru thiru'nu thiru annaava kooppidureenga.... :lol2:
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ippa edhukku thiru thiru'nu thiru annaava kooppidureenga.... :lol2:
Vijay fan, pls take it lightly :shaking:
Man1: Yenna saar antha theatrela avalavu kootam....
Man2: "KURUVi" padam parka evano ticket reservation panni irukkan,avana paarka thaan ivvalavu kootam....
Sardharji went to Guinness Book Office....to check if he is still
the biggest comedian in Earth or not.....he came out angrily shouting "WHO IS DAT VIJAY"....
Musharaf Asks God,"When will kashmir be in Pakistan"
God: Not In ur Life time
Vijay asks God: When i wll be Become Super Star
God: Not in My life Time
:P
now a days there are not many kadi jokes ...
atha mokkai-nu solli degrade pannitaanga :evil:
LKG Last Bench Terror Guys
Guy 1: Machan Naan romba upset ah irukan da
Guy 2: Yaen da veetla edhuna problema???
Guy 1: Illa da nethu slate vaanga spencer poirundhan, anga oru sema figure, sumar ondra vayasu irkum avanga amma madila paduthu vaila virala vachutu enna paathu oru look vituche paaru... iyyoooooooo.......
Guy 2: appram enna aachu???
Guy 1: Appram enna... enga appan adha paathutu poramaila en thalaila narukunu oru kottu vachan, kovathula rendu naala na cerelac kuda sapduradhu illa....
Guy 2: Indha appangalae ippadithanda poramaila alaivanga... nee dont worry machan nalaiku andha ponna thottiloda thukrom!!!
:lol2: :lol2: goodoneQuote:
Originally Posted by NOV
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Originally Posted by sarna_blr
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Originally Posted by sarna_blr
:lol:...sarna_blr...
What is the opposite of Arvindsamy ? ----Arvind-DID-NOT-SEE-ME ! :lol2:
1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
2. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?
3. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa
mudiyum
4. "Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?"
5. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu
solla mudiyuma?
6. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.
7. Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum.. mudi kottina valikkuma?
8. School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla
Bit addika mudiyuma?
9. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!
10. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!
11. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
12. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile
ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!
13. Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela
padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!
14. Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...
15. Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta
irumal varathu!
16. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?
17. 'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu , Appo
'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?
18. Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?
19. Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu?
20. Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna
mudiyuma?
21. Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga
mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
22. Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum, aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal
vibaraithama aayidum !!!
here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English"
# At the ground:
------------ -----
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs
please
come here).
# To a boy , angrily:
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I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
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You , rotate the ground four times...
You , go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
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Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to
wear
..... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus
# Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to
see
one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late ,
because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
Some (most) are known, yet we cant resist smiling!
athu sari!Quote:
Originally Posted by sarna_blr
athu sari!Quote:
Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.
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Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!
:DQuote:
Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!
:thumbsup: good!Quote:
14. Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...
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Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna mudiyuma?
Again very familiar jokes, no problem in smiling again
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Originally Posted by sarna_blr
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Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
Every body should wear dress to college
oru 20 yrs girl comes home at 10pm.
udane avanga appa kekkaraar "why are you late ?" :evil:
avanga amma kekkaraanga "yemmaa late'a vara ?" :)
avanga annan kekkaraar "aaj kyun late hogayi ?" :twisted:
avanga anni kekkaraanga "endhaa late aayi ?" :x
idhula irundhu enna theriyudhu :?: 8-)
" oru (20) vayasup ponnu late aa vantha
naalu per naalu vithamath thaan pesuvaanga!"
:yes:
Oru Maami Idliyai Thalaila vechinda.Yein?
idli malligapoo mathiri irunthathaala malligapoo kku bathila idli vechukittaanga
ayoo.. kalakkuringale prabha :P
:yes: SP akka ur correeect...
next one
Mahaathma Gandhijikkum, Kunnakkudi Vaidyanathan-ukkum yenna Vithyasam?
hehe thanks :D
I was affectionately called "kadi-RaaNi' by few college mates. Niraiya kadi joke soluven oru kaalathile :( ippo maranthu pochu!
hehehe :lol2: 1st ennOda kadikku kadinga... :twisted:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shakthiprabha
:roll: :oops:
kunnakkudi vaidhyanathan violinist
GAndhi non-violonist
:?:
sariya? thavara?
:yes: :twisted:
next kadi...
What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism?
karl marx
kaal marks
pazhaya jokes. naanum en cousin-um thaan ithai kandu pudichom :P
:evil: :yes: :devil:
Spin Bowlarrukku pen kuzhandhai pirandaal enna peyar vaippaar?
Bala-thripura-sundari
(balai thiruppura sundari)
:yes: neenga KADIYIN NAAYAGAI dhaan... :clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shakthiprabha
try this
Raamar Seethaiyai thedindu Lankai kelambumbodhu .. kadalai thaandarathukku varaar.....Appo enna aaschariyam! Kadal avarukku appadiye vazhi vittuduthu. ..yEn?
nandri nandri nandri :ty: :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by sarna_blr
I got back this title from a young boy after almost 15 years!
Feeling proud :D
:yes: naan young boy dhaan .... :D :notworthy: :smile2: :boo: :redjump: :bluejump: :victory: :ty: :swinghead:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shakthiprabha
any one try this...
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Originally Posted by sarna_blr
"Where there is a will (vil)
there is a way"
maranthu pochu silathelaam :(
:yes: ellaa kElvikkum ippadi correect'aa badhil solreengalEy... :cry2:
I used to be thorough with all these sarna :oops:
Anyone try this kadi...
Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were fighting and DD pushed MM against the wall. MM immediately pulled out his pen and started writing the Ramayana. Why?
it became wallmickey :x
Ganesh annaa... :lol: