Originally Posted by jaaze
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Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one you want.
Poke anyone near you and say, "stop violating my personal space."
Pretend you are invisible.
Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
Pretend you're listening.
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
Read over other people's shoulders on the bus.
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Run through the halls of your office building or school with your arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat.
Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.
Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
See if you can be the first one off the plane, even if you are sitting by the window.
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Shake with your left hand.
Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Snap your gum.
Sniffle incessantly.
Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while you're at it, leave the cap off.
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
Step on the back of the shoe of the person in front of you.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Take more than 10 items to the express checkout lane
Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus.
Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
Tell people they have bad breath.
Tell small children that they don't look very promising.
Tell the ending of movies
Use the last square of toilet paper and do not change the roll.
Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
Walk very slowly, and make sure nobody can get past you, move in front of them when the try.
Wear a lot\of cologne.
Wear alarming combinations of pink and green and comment about everybody else's fashion sense.
Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.
When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."
When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.