What If Old Film Stars Had Twitter Account (for fun).

[groucho070]

Spinoff from Last Film thread.



Imagine if there were Twitter those days.

actorVCGanesan: wrapped PudhiyaParavai lead co-star made me reexamine my performance lol.

AbinayaSarasSD: @actorVCGanesan that's flattering. Will inform all about your praise.

actorVCGanesan: @abinayaSarasSD : : roll:

Slotting in Characters most handles courtesy of Plum:


Compilation of so-far used and suggested & upcoming handles: use as per the time period and the role of the person in your tweet, or per your loyalty to the person
MALE ACTORS - LEAD

@THEbhagavatharMKT;

@actorVCGanesan, @amararnadigarthilagam_sivaji;

@futureCMGR, @currentCMGR, @puratchithalaMGR_RIP;

@alsoactorGGanesan, @kadhalmannan_GG_RIP, @sambar_fakegemini - FAKE ID;

@SRGaekwod, @superstar_rajinikanth, @baba_das_sivajirao, @AllWorkNoPlayRajini;

@chaplindevoteeKH, @kadhaliLavarasan_disco, @SKVallavan_iyamAlsoBoxOffStar, @danceassistant_kamalahaasan,@ghostdir_WriterKamal , @Bollywood_KamalHassan, @kadavuLillai_kamaluNdu, @BreathingMoviesActorKama (for provocative theological posts) ;

@AlwaysJothika_sarvanan;

@markandSivaK16;

FEMALE ACTORS - LEAD

@dremgalTRRkumari;
@AbhinayaSarasSD;
@actreSSSavithri, @mahanati_Savi3_RIP;
@gorgeousdevika;

@KRvijaya_p_:mrgreen:_arasi;
@kannagi4ever_VijayaK, pongapaanai_vijayakumari;

@superawesome_goddessShobaRIP;@superawesome_goddes sShoba

@mayilu_nosejob_sridevi; -- BETTER HANDLES SOLICITED;

@hourglass_b**bjob_sripriya; -- BETTER HANDLES SOLICITED;


@CUTEBUBBLYYJOhttp://www.mayyam.com/talk/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif http://www.mayyam.com/talk/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif http://www.mayyam.com/talk/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif :roll:THIKA;
@smileysneha;
@bipsluvurself,@SuperZeroBipsTheBabe;
@hourglassnamitha;
@cuddlycowsalya;
@aasaishubolaxmi;
@wannabesilkVidyaB;

RespectedLove_actrezz_SPriya
@tadimallaKamalfangauthami;
@iduppazhagiSimran;
@sexysarika;

@maneaterlaxmi;
@ravishingRramani;

@ursambichechihttp://www.mayyam.com/talk/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif ;
@latha_strictlyforCMGRonly, @mgrlatha;

COMEDIANS...well...sort of

@TVelu_daNaal;
@allrounderNSK, @kalaivaanar-chippEvarala(recommended for feeyar's use);
@onlymadhuram;

@nagaichuvaithilagam-YGM, @sonOfYGP; -- BETTER HANDLES SOLICITED;

@TuticorinDameMAachi, @jiljil_manoramamani;
@vamoorthy_bakbak, @vamoorthy_;-)_:noteeth:_:yessir:;
@pwner_vkramasamy;
@jilpaaans_jayanthchinni;


OTHER ACTORS

@nakkalRadha, @mrradha_nadigavEL_RIP;

@bigbellybalaji, @dummypc_balaji, @sujathafilms_balajee_raja, @amrkmApLa_of_60s_Balaji;

@majorSRajan, @NTFanz_sivajivisiRi_sundhu, @englis2tamilSundararajan;

@amaanjaamiMRSbarathy;

@SobMachineKKamesh, @kkamesh_luvs_murali_karthik ;

@kuzhappamillaKaipidiVaithaVisu, @visuorukosu, @visu_kaNNA

@NaanumCoolDudeActorDileep, @dhaddhi_actordileep1982;
@uzhaikkumVargaThozhanActorCShekar, @vaagai_chandrasekar_NAwardWinner

@jilpaaans_jayanthchinni;
@vamoorthy_bakbak;
@pwner_vkramasamy;

@darkchoco_mounika, @bmahendravin_mounica;

TABLOID JOURNALISTS
@annoyingpest_lakshmiK;
@plum

DIRECTORS

@direcTRRamanna;

@bheemboybheemboy_dir;
@sanguinesridhar_dir;

@kavithaalayaKB, @iyAmdifferent_KB;

@HollyWudHereICumARMDoss;

@allroundr_amaran, @dir_GAmaraenn,@aNNanennadA_amarsingh;

@ghostdir_WriterKamal;
@amaanjaamiMRSbarathy;
FireInDaBellyDirRudriah

@kuzhappamillaKaipidiVaithaVisu, @visuorukosu, @visu_kaNNA;

@ungaliniyatamizhanBRaja, @iyakkunarimayam_baradhiraja, @ungal_mannvaasanai_Barathiraja;
@dir_mellowmahen;
@blackisbeautiful_BaluM;

WRITERS

@MKtheman, @muthamiz-vithagar-kalaignar, @iyAm_thi.mu.ka_is_me_karuna;
@kanchi-anna;
@kOppaiyilEKaviyarasu;

@chitral_gopu_notTypistfurGodsake;

@ghostdir_WriterKamal;

@kuzhappamillaKaipidiVaithaVisu, @visuorukosu, @visu_kaNNA

MUSIC-DIRECTORS
@mellisaimannanMSV, @awardsdontdeserveme-MSV;

@iamtherealmellisaimannanTKR;

@mookambikayEsaraNam_IRaja, @isaignaaniIlayaraja, @asstMusic_DanielRaja, @MusicIsLifeComposerRaaja

@iamtherealisaignaani_gangaiamaraen;

@karthikeyan9yrsoldbutcockyasever, @Iam_Real_IRVaarisu_KR, @iLayaisaignaani_karthik ;

@IRVaarisu_YSR, @u1shankhttp://www.mayyam.com/talk/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif;

@kavignarvazhangiya_devarin_sankarganesh

[groucho070]

A follow up


futureCMGR: @actorVCganesan: Jealous of you thambi, acting with awesome actress @AbinayaSarasSD thumbsup.
actorVCGanesan: @futureCMGR yes looking forward to Navarathiri :wink:
AbinayaSarasSD: @futureCMGR thanks dear. @actorVCGanesan, but m not in 9nights.
actorVCganesan: @AbinayaSarasSD :facepalm:

[groucho070]

P_R's mix of old and new:



:lol:

bipsluvurself: This @actorVCganesan should do only 'weighty' roles #getit
alsoactorGGanesan: @bipsluvurself haha good one dear #WIN
actorVCganesan: @bipsluvurself @alsoactorGGanesan panchAyathA dA idhu...etc.
TVelu_daNaal:idhu ennada idhu..indha @bipsluvurself poNNu intelligentallyA irukkumnu pArthA @actorVCganesan weight-ai paththi pEsudhu
senthilbot: @TVelu_daNaaL pOngaNNE..idhula eppadiNNE sirippu varum

[groucho070]

Me again
alsoactorGGAnesan: wifey @actreSSSavithiri doing film with @actorVCganesan in 9 roles. nadigarthilagam rockzz...
actreSSSavithiri: @alsoactorGGanesan it will be challenge working with @actorVCganesan anna
actorVCganesan: thanks alsoactorGGanesan...@actreSSSavithiri we shall face challenge together
AbinayaSarasSD: @actorVCganesan how cum i don get 9 rolls?
actorVCganesan: @AbinayaSaraSD they roll makeup 9 layers on your face...that's awesome enough.
AbinayaSarasSD: izzit? wowz
actorVCganesan: booking ticket to US....

Okay, this one didn't work out well...:roll:

[groucho070]

Plum, going way back:



@dremgalTRRkumari: omg! @THEbhagavatharMKT @allrounderNSK arrested!murdered @annoyingpestlakshmiK! Bravo gents :bow:
;;; @onlymadhuram: sister have mercy, hubby's dead meat now :(
;;; @direcTRRamanna: stupid sister: delete tweet! Bravo indeed
;;; @futureCMGR: yo, babes. Worry not - here I come the golden tejas replacement for @THEbhagavatharMKT @kanchi-anna naamam vaazhga
;;; @MKtheman: yo bro @futureCMGR we roCkkkkkkk! Manthirikumari script awesome sayz @kanchi-anna #surefire

[Plum]

MSV, Kaviyarasu, Panchu and Vaali:
@mellisaimannanMSV: yov @kOppaiyilEKaviyarasu, seekiram vayyA recordingku! Waiting from 8Am; @futureCMGR needs a song, like, now.;;;@mellisaimannanMSV: @kOppayilEkaviyarasu r u thereeeee? @futureCMGR putting hot rod under me :( ;;;;@mellisaimannanMSV: @assistantpanju - wake up your bloody boss man! ;;;;@assistantpanju: boss mattai after long nght with errr....@gorgeousdevika and vat69. ;;;;@assistantpanju: @mellisaimannanMSV - have access to several lyrics of annan in notebook. Shall I come over? #pleaseputitinmyname - aNNan won't know lol ;;; @mellisaimannanMSV: tholaichupudvEn. Avan en nanbaendaa! ;;;@mellisaimannanMSV: damn @iamtherealmellisaimannanTKR is missing too. Just when @futureCMGR needs a song. :huh: Bleddy drunkards all around me - oh God please answer my prayer!;;;@sreerangarajanvaali: @mellisaimannanMSV: aNNA vaNakkam; en pEru vaali; sagaaya velaikku ezhudhi tharEn chance please! Ninga dhaan en deivam!oh God please answer my prayer! ;;;@mellisaimannanMSV: @sreerangarajanvaali - send me ur resume; chuck it - you just come over; @futureCMGR considering chinese torture! Yo man, I'll make you a top lyricist, come over please!

[lydayaxobia493]

Goundamani: @actor_senthil sir naalaikku shooting vanthudunga..

actor_senthil: @Goundamani dei dappa thalaiya..un kitta daily adi vaangi vaangi valikkuthu...

Goundamani: @actor_senthil mannichiidunga oppicer..padathulaa thaana...

actor_senthil: @Goundamani mm mm..paarkkalam

[SoftSword]

i cannot understand the twitter syntax... tougher than *p and &r.

[Plum]

Yov twitter use paNNAdhavan enakkepuriyudhu, ilanjingam, modern youthu nOkku puriyalainA eppdi?

[SoftSword]

ennamo plum, a'va surutti surutti eludhuradhaala thala sutthudhunu nenakkiren...
btw, origin of @, thamizh 'ah'va indha pakkam suzhichu potta madhiri irukku.. copy adishtangala..

[NOV]

:rotfl: :thumbsup:
plumOda twitter thaan padikka kashttamaa irukku... :roll:

ok, en pangukku naanum ezhudhurEn... but on Facebook :lol:

[SoftSword]

plum badly needs a '\n'

[NOV]

Savithri Gummaa
Yipee! I am going to produce a movie - college love story!

Rakesh Nair and Rajan Sathiaseelan like this.

Kadhal Mannan - ennaala college kid'a nadikka mudiyaadhu. :(

Savithri Gummaa - neenga onnum illa, ennOda hero :poke:

Puratchi Thalaivar - sorry, naa vEnumnaa unga magan'a nadikkirEn :)

Savithri Gummaa - edhukku aalaakku excited aagareenga? ennOda hero namma Nadigar Thilagam thaan! :D

Nadigar Thilagam - ayayO, naa oorula irukka maattEn :cry:

Muthuraman - neenga college kid na, unga thangachi Gandhimadhiyaa? :roll:

Savithri Gummaa - padathula naan thaan chinnaval, ennai vida yaarum chinnavanga illa :poke:
NT, paravala naa wait pannurEn

Vijayakumari - enakku oru role kedaikkumaa?

Kadhal Mannan - neeyumaa? irukkura azhu moonji pOdhaadhaa?

Puratchi Thalaivar - enge en arumai thambi Nadigar Thilagam pOnaar? :huh:

Muthuraman - avar Shankar padathula nadikka pOyittaar. appadiyaavadhu rendu varusham call sheet illaama pOyidum....

Savithri Gummaa - ayyayyO, Ajith nee nadiyEn, Vijay nee nadiyEn, Surya nee nadiyEn.... :cry2:

[rsubras]

NOV anne, puratchi kalaingar - Vijaykanth thaane............neenga puratchi thalaivar nu poda ninaicheengalo?

[groucho070]

I knew this thread going to end up lame, Plum.

[groucho070]

For easy reading
@mellisaimannanMSV: yov @kOppaiyilEKaviyarasu, seekiram vayyA recordingku! Waiting from 8Am; @futureCMGR needs a song, like, now.
;;;@mellisaimannanMSV: @kOppayilEkaviyarasu r u thereeeee? @futureCMGR putting hot rod under me :(
;;;;@mellisaimannanMSV: @assistantpanju - wake up your bloody boss man!
;;;;@assistantpanju: boss mattai after long nght with errr....@gorgeousdevika and vat69.
;;;;@assistantpanju: @mellisaimannanMSV - have access to several lyrics of annan in notebook. Shall I come over? #pleaseputitinmyname - aNNan won't know lol
;;; @mellisaimannanMSV: tholaichupudvEn. Avan en nanbaendaa!
;;;@mellisaimannanMSV: damn @iamtherealmellisaimannanTKR is missing too. Just when @futureCMGR needs a song. :huh: Bleddy drunkards all around me - oh God please answer my prayer!
;;;@sreerangarajanvaali: @mellisaimannanMSV: aNNA vaNakkam; en pEru vaali; sagaaya velaikku ezhudhi tharEn chance please! Ninga dhaan en deivam!oh God please answer my prayer!
;;;@mellisaimannanMSV: @sreerangarajanvaali - send me ur resume; chuck it - you just come over; @futureCMGR considering chinese torture! Yo man, I'll make you a top lyricist, come over please!

:lol: the sequel to this should be where Kannadhasan was waiting outside.

[groucho070]

SRGaekwod: at Himalaya, enjoying everything. Think gonna quit acting :sad:
ChaplindevoteeKH: @SRGaekwod please no, bro. Industry needs you.
KavithalayaKB: @SRGaekwod, dey don't Kavithalaya needs you.
VTRthegreat: @SRGaekwod, understand. Don worry. Chilax with my upcoming epic about brother sister love.
SRGaekwod: @ChaplindevoteeKH, bro I am coming down, alert SPM and Rajasekhar....NOW!

[joe]

Groucho :rotfl: :thumbsup:

[groucho070]

Thanks Joe, neengalum ethAchum onnu podungga

*Joe drops his handkerchief*

[groucho070]

Short one.

actorVCganesan: at airport, great time with peers in Hollywood.
AbinayaSarasSD: @actorVCganesan, lol, but I tot they grow oranges in Hollywood?
actorVCganesan: I am not coming back.

[V_S]

Super! :lol: Kalakkunga grouch! Wonderful imagination!!

[Bala (Karthik)]

senthilbot: @TVelu_daNaaL pOngaNNE..idhula eppadiNNE sirippu varum
:rotfl:

[Plum]

I knew this thread going to end up lame, Plum.That's what threads do anyway! Yeah, I thought the real fun was in creaming up whacky twitter handles, that related to the personality of the person(what would he name himslef) while making a nod to the spicy, saucy rumours about them(as in @kd with @gorgeousdevika) and their quirks, grouses etc(as in @iamthe realmellisaimannanTKR and his drunken escapades), and alluding to specific moments in their life when they might have tweeted. Not like generic insults which we do in non-twitter form anyway. The fun I thought was in the dialogue, to draw a parallel, not in the plot. But then you know how threads degenerate. Can't help. Keep putting in your stuff to keep the quality levels of the thread above water(looking for p-r's contribution as well).

[Plum]

For easy reading:lol: the sequel to this should be where Kannadhasan was waiting outside.Yeah, you guessed what's coming next so I will not put it up now :(. I"ll also quote an anecdote now trusting that only you'll understand the relevance of it to the thread"s progress: Bankim Chandra Chatterjee(of jana gana mana fame) and Sarat Chandra Chatterjee(of devdas fame) were contemporary bengali novelists. BC was considered high-brow while Sarat enjoyed tremendous mass appeal. Some sycophants of Sarat went to him and told "saar ninga evlo azbaga tanmaiyaa puriyara maadhiri ezhudhareenga andha BC-yum irukkArE oNNumE puriyAma ezhudhikittu". Sarat replied " naan ungalai pondravrgalukku puriyanumnu ungalukkaga ezhudharen; avar ennai pondravargalukku(mattum) puriyumnu/pidikkumnu therinju engalukkaga ezhudharaar". ;-)

[groucho070]

:thumbsup: the real melissai mannar bit tickled me.

Figure out more later.

[joe]

futureCMGR: @AbinayaSarasSD: Hi , Long time no see ..you forget me?
AbinayaSarasSD: @futureCMGR Deivame ..ungalai eppadi marakka mudiyum Gooooopaaaaaaalllll
futureCMGR: @AbinayaSarasSD arrrgg ..come out of Puthiya Paravai and come to Parakkum paavai.

[groucho070]

:lol: :shock: Gopal is part of futureCMGR name!!!!!!!

[Plum]

Saying that, NOV, good dig no Rakesh Nair and Rajan Sathiyaseelan :thumbsup:. Grouch- this:
@kavithaalyaKB: dey don't;kavithaalaya needs you :lol:

[joe]

NakkalRadha @futureCMGR Dei Ramachandra
futureCMGR @Nakkalradha Anne ..Public ..Public .

[Plum]

AbhinayaSaras is the star of the thread :thumbsup:.. @abhinayasarasSD entering dangerous territory :shock:. Sequel to Joe's stuff: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;@ghostofmarudhurgopalllllllan! : yo babe @abhinayasarasSD, you pinged me?;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;@futureCMGR: hands off, my dead paa! We are not making "sindhu samavel" here :huh:. Go to future and check what happened to @SRGaekwod. Nobody flirts with my gals, eh? NOBODY!

[Plum]

NOV/LM/RR - is there a character sequence which I can use to get linefeeds in my posts. Like "/n" or something?

[Plum]

Grouch - eventually fans(especially u-no-who, when he makes his debut in this thread) will get touchy and thread get deleted. Before that, pls to transfer the good ones into your blog. #warning-message

[groucho070]

Joe and Plum :lol: futurCMGR daddy'yE iluttutinggalE...:lol2:

[Plum]

@AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: @markandSivaK16 - dad, signed this movie ghajini with @HollyWudHereIcumARMDoss. Sort of amnesiac.terror char. Advise pls;; ;@markandSivaK16: saravanaaaaa - my advise - exececise daily; drink lots of coconut water; stay off jothika ;;;;;;;;;;@AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: dad, not that crap, advise for the role ;;;;;;;;;; @markandSivaK16: saravanaa, seen me emote? Eyes erect;eyes bob lt rt top down; stand sideways; head up and down; voila!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; @AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: old man blabbereth! @CUTEBUBBLYJO:) :-) ;-) :roll:THIKA- ur advise pls!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;@CUTEBUBBLYJO:):-) ;-) :roll:THIKA: Soors! Old man tawlking sensss! I'd do the samezzzzzzz; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; @AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: man's got to do what he's got to do! SIgh!

[Plum]

-------(few months later)---------@chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_saravanan - saw Ghjini, WTH were you thinking :huh:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;@AlwaysJothika _saravanan: @chaplindevoteeKH - all head written chittappA! Influenzd by @CUTEBUBBLYJO:) :-) ;-) :roll:THIKA: and @markandSivaK16 LOL, ur advise for my next movie;;;;;;;;;;;@chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: my advise - can't do much about dad but dude, exercise choice stay off jothika! ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;@AlwyasJothika_saravanan - you too Chittappa!!! I am committed;;;;;;;;;;;;;;@chaplindevoteeKH: dude commitment sucks. Look around lotsa hot babes around; chkout @hourglassNamitha, @smileysneha, @cuddlycowsalya @aasaishubolaxmi etc ;-) ;-) ;;;;;;;;@chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_saravanan, take care to stay off @tadimallaKamalfangauthami, avanga unakku chiththi mAdhiri LOL;;;;;;;;@chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_saravanan, also stay off @iduppazhagiSimran and @sexysarika;;;;;;;@chaplindevoteeKH: also stay off @wannabesilkvidyaB and @SuperZeroBipsTheBabe - you never know when they might become your chiththis ;-) ;;;;;;;;;@chaplindevoteeKH: just in case, let me make this clear: stay off @ursambichechi;-), @maneaterlaxmi, @ravishingRramani too!

[groucho070]

:rotfl: oh man....

[Cinefan]

Plum,
Last post, too good.

[hamid]

:rotfl:

[groucho070]

SRGaekwod: yesterday conductor, today actor, tomorrow???
randomSSfan: @SRGaekwod acting under your daughters' overhyped crap movies

[groucho070]

It's better to keep them up to, say, 80s or early 90s. Now, most of them actually have twitter, so no fun.

[groucho070]

actorVCganesan: need to do research on Kappal Ottiya Tamizhan, anyone know WUC family member?
assassR: @actorVCganesan What research you need to ride a boat :lol:
actorVCganesan: @assassR, shut both of them up please.

[Plum]

Oh boy - latchiyanadigar makes his debut. Waiting for his wife now - grouch, no haste, we have to find a super awesome handle for her like the Jothika one above. Let's wait until we find that awesome handle...

[P_R]

NakkalRadha @futureCMGR Dei Ramachandra
futureCMGR @Nakkalradha Anne ..Public ..Public .
:lol:

Plum. verr.. difficult to read your posts.
Consider writing each tweet in a separate line, bold the handles etc.

[groucho070]

edited, so easier to read. Understand your problem, Plum
@AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: @markandSivaK16 - dad, signed this movie ghajini with @HollyWudHereIcumARMDoss. Sort of amnesiac.terror char. Advise pls
@markandSivaK16: saravanaaaaa - my advise - exececise daily; drink lots of coconut water; stay off jothika
@AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: dad, not that crap, advise for the role ;;;;;;;;;; @markandSivaK16: saravanaa, seen me emote? Eyes erect;eyes bob lt rt top down; stand sideways; head up and down; voila!
@AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: old man blabbereth! @CUTEBUBBLYJO:) :-) ;-) :roll:THIKA- ur advise pls!
@CUTEBUBBLYJO:):-) ;-) :roll:THIKA: Soors! Old man tawlking sensss! I'd do the samezzzzzzz;
@AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: man's got to do what he's got to do! SIgh!

[groucho070]

And this gem
-------(few months later)---------@chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_saravanan - saw Ghjini, WTH were you thinking :huh:
@AlwaysJothika_saravanan: @chaplindevoteeKH - all head written chittappA! Influenzd by @CUTEBUBBLYJO:) :-) ;-) :roll:THIKA: and @markandSivaK16 LOL, ur advise for my next movie
@chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: my advise - can't do much about dad but dude, exercise choice stay off jothika!
@AlwyasJothika_saravanan - you too Chittappa!!! I am committed
@chaplindevoteeKH: dude commitment sucks. Look around lotsa hot babes around; chkout @hourglassNamitha, @smileysneha, @cuddlycowsalya @aasaishubolaxmi etc ;-) ;-)
@chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_saravanan, take care to stay off @tadimallaKamalfangauthami, avanga unakku chiththi mAdhiri LOL
@chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_saravanan, also stay off @iduppazhagiSimran and @sexysarika
@chaplindevoteeKH: also stay off @wannabesilkvidyaB and @SuperZeroBipsTheBabe - you never know when they might become your chiththis ;-)
@chaplindevoteeKH: just in case, let me make this clear: stay off @ursambichechi;-), @maneaterlaxmi, @ravishingRramani too!
AmbichechiyumA? InnamumA :lol:

[groucho070]

Yes, Plum, been a bit careless on the handle/username, you are better at it. SSR's should be along the line of I2KodaivallalSSR.

[ajithfederer]

:lol:

Quote Originally Posted by P_R
senthilbot: @TVelu_daNaaL pOngaNNE..idhula eppadiNNE sirippu varum

[Plum]

Feeyar - regarding linefeeds, iam cornered, iam helpless.RR EdhAvadhu magic paNNA dhaan uNdu :(. It is tough to type [b] wrappers arounf every handle. Grouch, unga blogla konjam admin permission kodunga. Modhalla anga post pandren (through my desktop with linefeeds, handle in bold etc)and then we can copy paste here...

[rsubras]

No IR, BR, BM yet?

Also Mahendra, ChandraBabu, NTR etcetra

[groucho070]

Just PM me, I'll repost them here with your credit.

[Shakthiprabha]

edho ennaala mudinjathu...

( ( warning: I dont know any rumour which was(is) floating at any period of time...hence it may not be spicy ))

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@navarasa-sothu_muthu: congrats...un thiramaikku idhu oru savaal..I am proud to be a part (@silkyvoice_karthik likes this)

@Jarring_mic_suruli: nagesh sir nagahes sir...neenga herova.....appa naanu...

@nalvaakku_kavvundamani: ennathu....nee eerovaa...appo naanum muyarchi pannanam,
dei panangaattu nari engada pona

@supersubmissivebunsenthil: anne...tho tuveeting anne......padathula enakkum rolu

@nalvaakku_kavvundamani: dei velakkenna...naan eerova panna...nee side role pannika...indha padahtula unakkum enakkum sambadham illa ...apdi thalli nillu..padathula @godstodogsramya thaan en kooda nadika poguthu :drool: (323 people likes this)

@aaradiazhagan_SRaj: vat abovt mee yaa?

@nalvaakku_kavvundamani: : sir sir...aaradi azagar sir... idhu en padam sir.......nee pesiyum keduppa
pesamaiyum keduppa... apdi thallu poi tweetu

@godstodogs_ramya: oh mee... wow..what a break! what a break! naan romba kuduthu vechirukken sir :eyebatting:
(SRGekwod, chaplindevoteeKH, angels_n_gods, item_girls_assocation and 1032 people like this)

@supersubmissivebunsenthil: anne....arisi pakkathula eLLa :hehehe:

@nalvaakku_kavvundamani: dei odi poiduda...nonsense...no irritate me.

@useme_vadivel: ennathu...rOOlaa...unakka...haiyooooo haiyo... naan kooda oru
purrrana padam panlamtu irukken..if u need real talenddd....all see me there..

@allinall_azhagan_svs: neenga elaam herova....en arivukkum azhagukkum naan thaan justtu missed...
ithai veche drama pottudanam...amma subject is getting out of hands these days man....

@I2act_balayya: vaNNa mayilaada nindrirundha vaankozhi..thaanum athuvendru... :singing:

@nalvaakku_kavvundamani: yov perus...ennathukku men paatu ippo .... po poi pera kuttigala soomming class kondu poi vidu ..naatukku useful aa irungappa...laarn from me i say... (489 people like this) (50 shares)

[Punnaimaran]

Yeah, you guessed what's coming next so I will not put it up now :(. I"ll also quote an anecdote now trusting that only you'll understand the relevance of it to the thread"s progress: Bankim Chandra Chatterjee(of jana gana mana fame) and Sarat Chandra Chatterjee(of devdas fame) were contemporary bengali novelists. BC was considered high-brow while Sarat enjoyed tremendous mass appeal. Some sycophants of Sarat went to him and told "saar ninga evlo azbaga tanmaiyaa puriyara maadhiri ezhudhareenga andha BC-yum irukkArE oNNumE puriyAma ezhudhikittu". Sarat replied " naan ungalai pondravrgalukku puriyanumnu ungalukkaga ezhudharen; avar ennai pondravargalukku(mattum) puriyumnu/pidikkumnu therinju engalukkaga ezhudharaar". ;-)

Plum, Bankim Chandra Chatterjee(of jana gana mana fame) should it read as Bankim Chandra Chatterjee(of Vande Mataram fame)?? If I am not missing anything subtly said, நெற்றிக்கண் திறப்பினும் குற்றம் குற்றமே !!:lol2:

[Plum]

Punnai - my bad, I was thinking of Bande mataram only. Songue Tlip :(. Jana gana is by Tagore, ofcourse. 1911, King George and all.

[Cinemarasigan]

Short one.

actorVCganesan: at airport, great time with peers in Hollywood.
AbinayaSarasSD: @actorVCganesan, lol, but I tot they grow oranges in Hollywood?
actorVCganesan: I am not coming back.

:rotfl2:

[Cinemarasigan]

-------(few months later)---------@chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_saravanan - saw Ghjini, WTH were you thinking :huh:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;@AlwaysJothika _saravanan: @chaplindevoteeKH - all head written chittappA! Influenzd by @CUTEBUBBLYJO:) :-) ;-) THIKA: and @markandSivaK16 LOL, ur advise for my next movie;;;;;;;;;;;@chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: my advise - can't do much about dad but dude, exercise choice stay off jothika! ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;@AlwyasJothika_saravanan - you too Chittappa!!! I am committed;;;;;;;;;;;;;;@chaplindevoteeKH: dude commitment sucks. Look around lotsa hot babes around; chkout @hourglassNamitha, @smileysneha, @cuddlycowsalya @aasaishubolaxmi etc ;-) ;-) ;;;;;;;;@chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_saravanan, take care to stay off @tadimallaKamalfangauthami, avanga unakku chiththi mAdhiri LOL;;;;;;;;@chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_saravanan, also stay off @iduppazhagiSimran and @sexysarika;;;;;;;@chaplindevoteeKH: also stay off @wannabesilkvidyaB and @SuperZeroBipsTheBabe - you never know when they might become your chiththis ;-) ;;;;;;;;;@chaplindevoteeKH: just in case, let me make this clear: stay off @ursambichechi;-), @maneaterlaxmi, @ravishingRramani too!

:rotfl3: Plum in full form :bow:

[SoftSword]

futureCMGR: @AbinayaSarasSD: Hi , Long time no see ..you forget me?
AbinayaSarasSD: @futureCMGR Deivame ..ungalai eppadi marakka mudiyum Gooooopaaaaaaalllll
futureCMGR: @AbinayaSarasSD arrrgg ..come out of Puthiya Paravai and come to Parakkum paavai.
:lol: i read this as arryg, as in arr yahoo groups and was wondering...


plum :hammer: for cudlykous...
uvve imagination...
peru vechadhae thappu... idhula soru vera vechirukkeenga...

[BM]

edho ennaala mudinjathu...

( ( warning: I dont know any rumour which was(is) floating at any period of time...hence it may not be spicy ))

_________________


@Icopycharlie_nagesh: I gotta chance to do the main..ennoda own kathai da...kitta thatta (@dancebabu and 13 ppl like this)
(5 shares)

@navarasa-sothu_muthu: congrats...un thiramaikku idhu oru savaal..I am proud to be a part (@silkyvoice_karthik likes this)

@Jarring_mic_suruli: nagesh sir nagahes sir...neenga herova.....appa naanu...

@nalvaakku_kavvundamani: ennathu....nee eerovaa...appo naanum muyarchi pannanam,
dei panangaattu nari engada pona

@supersubmissivebunsenthil: anne...tho tuveeting anne......padathula enakkum rolu

@nalvaakku_kavvundamani: dei velakkenna...naan eerova panna...nee side role pannika...indha padahtula unakkum enakkum sambadham illa ...apdi thalli nillu..padathula @godstodogsramya thaan en kooda nadika poguthu :drool: (323 people likes this)

@aaradiazhagan_SRaj: vat abovt mee yaa?

@nalvaakku_kavvundamani: : sir sir...aaradi azagar sir... idhu en padam sir.......nee pesiyum keduppa
pesamaiyum keduppa... apdi thallu poi tweetu

@godstodogs_ramya: oh mee... wow..what a break! what a break! naan romba kuduthu vechirukken sir :eyebatting:
(SRGekwod, chaplindevoteeKH, angels_n_gods, item_girls_assocation and 1032 people like this)

@supersubmissivebunsenthil: anne....arisi pakkathula eLLa :hehehe:

@nalvaakku_kavvundamani: dei odi poiduda...nonsense...no irritate me.

@useme_vadivel: ennathu...rOOlaa...unakka...haiyooooo haiyo... naan kooda oru
purrrana padam panlamtu irukken..if u need real talenddd....all see me there..

@allinall_azhagan_svs: neenga elaam herova....en arivukkum azhagukkum naan thaan justtu missed...
ithai veche drama pottudanam...amma subject is getting out of hands these days man....

@I2act_balayya: vaNNa mayilaada nindrirundha vaankozhi..thaanum athuvendru... :singing:

@nalvaakku_kavvundamani: yov perus...ennathukku men paatu ippo .... po poi pera kuttigala soomming class kondu poi vidu ..naatukku useful aa irungappa...laarn from me i say... (489 people like this) (50 shares)

:yawn:

[Plum]

Softie - there ws a reason why I had it as cuddlycows. There was another tweet in that post which I deleted as out of place in the editing table because one hubber might get offended. But now you asked I am posting it - hubber offend AnA neenga dhaan poRuppu. Here's the director's cut of the tweet: ;;;@chaplindevoteeKH: ...other hot babes...@cuddlycowsalya....;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;@mah enluvscowsalya: :hammer: at @chaplindevoteeKH; @cuddlycowsalya is MINE!!! Dei @AlwaysJothika_sarvanan @cuddlycowsalya mEla kaNNu vecha, kaNNu muzhi nONdiduvEn :angry:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ; FEW YEARS LATER FROM THE TWITTER ADMIN LOG: ".....Accounts Deleted in last 2 hrs: @mahenluvscowsalya,,,,,,Accounts added in last 2 hrs: @mahenluvstamanna;;;;;;;

[SoftSword]

matthavanga sollalaam.. media'vukkunu oru responsibility irukkillayaa?
ellaatthayumae sensation'kaga publish pannaa appuram edhu worthu edhu worthillainu makkalukku vitthiyaasam theriyaama pogaadhaa?? :evil:

[Plum]

OK, considering how important this public service is for general public like you, I got hold of a computer where I can access hub without the linefeed problem.

Will post all my "kalai pokkishams" one by one in all-new High-Definition Digital Format with DTS Surround. rasiga kaNmaNigaL thiraiyai kizhikkAma, Seat-ai udaikkAmal amaidhi kAkkumARu kEttu koLgiREn. Wait a nimit for 5 nimits

[Plum]

dremgalTRRkumari: omg! @THEbhagavatharMKT & @allrounderNSK arrested! murdered @annoyingpestlakshmiK! Bravo gents :notworthy:

onlymadhuram: sister have mercy, hubby's dead meat now :sad:

direcTRRamanna: stupid sister @dremgalTRRkumari - delete tweet! Bravo indeed!

futureCMGR: yo, babes. Worry not - here I come the golden tejas replacement for @THEbhagavatharMKT ; @kanchi-anna naamam vaazhga

MKtheman: yo bro @futureCMGR we roCkkkkkkk! Manthirikumari script awesome sayz @kanchi-anna #surefire hit

[Plum]

mellisaimannanMSV: yov @kOppaiyilEKaviyarasu, seekiram vayyA recordingku! Waiting from 8Am; @futureCMGR needs a song, like, now

mellisaimannanMSV: @kOppayilEkaviyarasu r u thereeeee? @futureCMGR putting hot rod under me :sad:

mellisaimannanMSV: @lyricassistantpanju - wake up your bloody boss man!

lyricassistantpanju: boss mattai after long nght with ... er ...@gorgeousdevika and vat69.

lyricassistantpanju: @mellisaimannanMSV - have access to several lyrics of annan in notebook. Shall I come over? #pleaseputitinmyname - aNNan won't know LOL

mellisaimannanMSV: @lyricassistantpanju - tholaichupudvEn. Avan en nanbaendaa!

mellisaimannanMSV: damn @iamtherealmellisaimannanTKR is missing too. Just when @futureCMGR needs a song. :huh: Bleddy drunkards all around me - oh God please answer my prayer!

sreerangarajanvaali: @mellisaimannanMSV - aNNA vaNakkam; en pEru vaali; sagaaya velaikku ezhudhi tharEn chance please! Ninga dhaan en deivam!oh God please answer my prayer!

mellisaimannanMSV: @sreerangarajanvaali - send me ur resume; chuck it - you just come over; @futureCMGR considering chinese torture! Yo man, I'll make you a top lyricist, come over immly please!

[Plum]

futureCMGR: @AbinayaSarasSD: Hi , Long time no see ..you forget me?
AbinayaSarasSD: @futureCMGR Deivame ..ungalai eppadi marakka mudiyum Gooooopaaaaaaalllll
futureCMGR: @AbinayaSarasSD arrrgg ..come out of Puthiya Paravai and come to Parakkum paavai

(idhu varaikkum Joe contribution- following is my sequel to the above)
ghostofmarudhurgopalllllllan! : yo babe @abhinayasarasSD, you pinged me? :slurp:

futureCMGR: hands off, my dead daddy @ghostofmarudhurgopalllllllan!! Like, we are not trying to make "sindhu samaveli" here :huh:.
futureCMGR: (WARNING to @ghostofmarudhurgopalllllllan! ) - Go to the future and check what happened to @SRGaekwod when he tried hanky-panky with @latha_strictlyforCMGROnly. Nobody flirts with my gals, eh? NOBODY!

[venkkiram]

Plum
who is ghostofmarudhurgopalllllllan?

[Plum]

AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: @markandSivaK16 - dad, signed this movie ghajini with @HollyWudHereIcumARMDoss. Sorta amnesiac. terror charac. Advise pls

markandSivaK16: saravanaaaaa - my advise - execercise daily; drink lots of coconut water; stay off jothika

AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: dad, not that crap :hammer:, advise for the role

markandSivaK16: saravanaaaa, seen me emote? Body erect;eyes bob lft rt top down; stand sideways; head up and down; voila!

AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: old man blabbereth! :banghead: @CUTEBUBBLYJO:smile: :smile: :wink: :roll:THIKA- ur advise pls!

CUTEBUBBLYJO:smile::smile: :wink: :roll:THIKA: Soors! Old man tawlking sensss! I'd do the samezzzzzzzzzz

AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: man's got to do what he's got to do! Sigh!

(P.S: spelling mistakes such as "tawlking" "exececerise" intentional)

[app_engine]

Plum
who is ghostofmarudhurgopalllllllan?

marudhu = M
gopalan = G
(ramEndran = R, so his dad)

ghost because he was no more...

[venkkiram]

AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: @markandSivaK16 - dad, signed this movie ghajini with @HollyWudHereIcumARMDoss. Sorta amnesiac. terror charac. Advise pls

markandSivaK16: saravanaaaaa - my advise - execercise daily; drink lots of coconut water; stay off jothika

AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: dad, not that crap, advise for the role

markandSivaK16: saravanaaaa, seen me emote? Body erect;eyes bob lft rt top down; stand sideways; head up and down; voila!

AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: old man blabbereth! @CUTEBUBBLYJO:smile: :smile: :wink: :roll:THIKA- ur advise pls!

CUTEBUBBLYJO:smile::smile: :wink: :roll:THIKA: Soors! Old man tawlking sensss! I'd do the samezzzzzzzzzz

AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: man's got to do what he's got to do! Sigh!

(P.S: spelling mistakes such as "tawlking" "exececerise" intentional)

Plum - This one is my top pick among all!

[venkkiram]

Thanks App for your clarification!

[app_engine]

Plum & groucho,
Brilliant! (both idea & posts)

:clap: :thumbsup:

[Plum]

Continuation of Ghajini-Saravanan-SivaK tweet series:

-------(Few Months later)---------
chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_sarvanan - saw Ghjini, WTH were you thinking :huh:

AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: @chaplindevoteeKH - all head written chittappA! Influenzd by @CUTEBUBBLYJO:smile::-) ;-) :roll:THIKA and @markandSivaK16 LOL. Pls ur advise for my next movie

chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_sarvanan: my advise - can't do much about dad but dude, exercise choice stay off jothika!

AlwaysJothika_sarvanan - you too Chittappa?!!! :(I am committed

chaplindevoteeKH: dude commitment sucks. Look around lotsa hot babes around; chkout @hourglassNamitha, @smileysneha, @cuddlycowsalya @aasaishubolaxmi etc :wink: :wink:

chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_sarvanan, take care to stay off @tadimallaKamalfangauthami, avanga unakku chiththi mAdhiri LOL

chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_sarvanan, also stay off @iduppazhagiSimran and @sexysarika

chaplindevoteeKH: also stay off @wannabesilkvidyaB and @SuperZeroBipsTheBabe - you never know when they might become your chiththis :wink:

chaplindevoteeKH: just in case, let me make this clear: stay off @ursambichechi:wink:, @maneaterlaxmi, @ravishingRramani too!

[Plum]

Director's Cut of Ghajini-Saravanan-chaplindevoteeKH posts (Including deleted tweets from the editing table!!!) to follow! Stay tuned!

[Plum]

[DELETED SCENE FROM ABOVE POST - yAraavadhu offend AnA softsword dhaan poRuppu]

chaplindevoteeKH: dude commitment sucks. Look around lotsa hot babes around; chkout @hourglassNamitha, @smileysneha, @cuddlycowsalya @aasaishubolaxmi etc :wink: :wink:
mahenluvscowsalya: :hammer: at @chaplindevoteeKH; @cuddlycowsalya is MINE!!! Dei @AlwaysJothika_sarvanan - @cuddlycowsalya mEla kaNNu vecha, kaNNu muzhi nONdiduvEn :angry2:

----------FEW YEARS LATER FROM THE TWITTER ADMIN LOG---------------------
Accounts Deleted in last 2 hrs: @123alpinetwist, @george_calif, @ramesh_tadepalliguda, @mahenluvscowsalya, @yukuno_sakawe

Accounts added in last 2 hrs: @ravi_k_pottu, @ludwig_mark_zultsmann, @mahenluvstamanna, @fieryfantasy_bob

[Plum]

[ANOTHER DELETED SCENE - skv varradhukuLLa :escape:]

chaplindevoteeKH: dude commitment sucks. Look around lotsa hot babes around; chkout @hourglassNamitha, @smileysneha, @cuddlycowsalya @aasaishubolaxmi etc :wink: :wink:

chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_sarvanan, take care to stay off @tadimallaKamalfangauthami, avanga unakku chiththi mAdhiri LOL
sexysarika: u cheaterr!! :( :twisted::( - so that's what u've been upto in Malaysia

chaplindevoteeKH: dude @AlwaysJothika_sarvanan, also stay off @iduppazhagiSimran and @sexysarika

chaplindevoteeKH: also stay off @wannabesilkvidyaB and @SuperZeroBipsTheBabe - you never know when they might become your chiththis :wink:

chaplindevoteeKH: just in case, let me make this clear: stay off @ursambichechi:wink:, @maneaterlaxmi, @ravishingRramani too!

sexysarika: This is ridiculous :huh: - @chaplindevoteeKH - talaqtalaqtalaq

[Dilbert]

plum sir, when did rajini / kamal .. sari ok I can take that half baked cake.. vidya balan/simran/joythika became old pilim stars...

[Saai]

Littlestr : off to london to complete my luv anthem...

drumsGmani : @pothead...get me a pair of bananas on return...

[Plum]

Plum - This one is my top pick among all!Thanks for the nuanced appreciation. You highlighted stuff I put in there hoping people would notice. Not that I have seen much of twitter, and the language I have used here is my imagination but twitter-quotes(they'd abbreviate that to "twotes", wouldn't they?) I see elsewhere kind of give me an indication that though I imagined this, there will be actual samples matching this language. Btw, regarding the post itself, the theme of this particular bunch of tweets("twunch", henceforth) was picked up from a long-ago blog(Stochastica), sadly defunct now. I just improvised the dialogue, minimally. So, I can confirm now that, as ever in this world, copy-improvise-paste is the most succesful formula :)

[Plum]

Plum who is ghostofmarudhurgopalllllllan?The clue is in the post itself.
ghostofmarudhurgopalllllllan! : yo babe @abhinayasarasSD, you pinged me? futureCMGR: hands off, my dead daddy @ghostofmarudhurgopalllllllan!! Like, we are not trying to make "sindhu samaveli" here . I know Dilbu would triumphantly point out that this is logically wrong - how come characters from 1960s know about "sindhu samaveli" and how come MGR knows events from future in 60s itself :lol:

[Plum]

plum sir, when did rajini / kamal .. sari ok I can take that half baked cake.. vidya balan/simran/joythika became old pilim stars...Oh Lord of my nightmares, Dilbu!!! You nailed it! Ofcourse, we are trying to be cheeky here, trying to fool you all with logic-less stories! Like vidya balan was around when ghajini was conceived, eh? Like mgr knew in 60s about 2010 release sindhu samaveli eh? What dumb stuff from plum, and there are suckers who even call this brilliant! Dumb world, Dilbu, dumb world! Learn to make peace with this unintelligent people of this world, old chap. I know how you feel - been there, felt that ;-)(Btw amen, thanks app for that "brilliant" comment. I need more dumb suckers like you ;-) )

[Plum]

Ooh, got away with mild rebuke from dilbert. What will happen when skv sees this thread? Red mist? Fingers crossed!

[SoftSword]

the lame quotient increases day by day :)

[Dilbert]

Oh Lord of my nightmares, Dilbu!!! You nailed it! Ofcourse, we are trying to be cheeky here, trying to fool you all with logic-less stories! Like vidya balan was around when ghajini was conceived, eh? Like mgr knew in 60s about 2010 release sindhu samaveli eh? What dumb stuff from plum, and there are suckers who even call this brilliant! Dumb world, Dilbu, dumb world! Learn to make peace with this unintelligent people of this world, old chap. I know how you feel - been there, felt that ;-)(Btw amen, thanks app for that "brilliant" comment. I need more dumb suckers like you ;-) )

Potshots ..insulting posts has nothing intelligent about it. umm when you guys consider simran/vidya/joythika as oldu.. why is surya/ajith/vijay sir spared..

oh wait.. suckers will get sucked in. rite !!

[groucho070]

Oh boy, losing interest....

[Dilbert]

definitely.. waste of my time reasoning with bunch of highly intelligent..Advanced.. living beings..

continue..

[Plum]

Krauch - expected, no? Fan-boys always get hot in the collar and use different tactics to derail. Stop responding. Their idea is to delete the thread by provoking. Just like the best response to Aussie cricketers' sledges is to defeat their team, not return their sledges, the way to counter this tactic is to insult their idol even more. Apply your creative juices - neither of us respond to any further of this tactical posts. Deal? Focus on the positive comments - naturally, coming from non-fans of the ones insulted so far.

[groucho070]

Thanks for leaving Dilbert, see you in a more positive mood in the other threads.

In the meantime, how twitter could have helped to avoid conflicts.

futureCMGR: @mellisaimannanMSV, what is it that I hear you are composing same song to thambi @actorVCganesan’s movie? What nonsense, visu?
mellisaimannanMSV: What song? How come? @futureCMGR, clarify please.
futureCMGR: that Lakshmi Kalyanam movie, some song about manidhan, like my own thaiyiriyamaga sol nee manithanthAnA
actorVCganesan: @futureCMGR anne, can’t be the same content. Mine is Yarada manithan angge
mellisaimannanMSV: yes anne, your song about alcoholism, nothing to do with @actorVCganesan. And his song is about hypocrites, nothing to do with you @futureCMGR.
futureCMGR: oh okay, logging out. Party meeting.
actorVCganesan: @mellisaimannanMSV, you wicked rascol :wink:

[Plum]

Note to sensitive souls: PLEASE STAY OFF THIS THREAD! You have enough fun with the abundant number of feel-good, "ohthatsong wasnice", "kanjakaruppurocks" type Vikraman threads available elsewhere in this forum. Can't we non-Vikraman fans have one thread for ourselves? :huh: . REQUEST to people searching for non-lame stuff: PLEASE StAY OFF THIS tHREAD

[Plum]

Krauch - time to target @actorVCGanesan? He's been coming out nice-nice, smart-smart in all his tweets so far? Oh wait, can we afford to do that? Will the thread stay alive if we do that? Consider that before putting something mildly censorious of @actorVCGanesan. P.S: request to pliss save all stuff so far in your blog. You never know with this forum. Humour is sorely lacking in this world...

[Plum]

Thanks for leaving Dilbert, see you in a more positive mood in the other threads.In the meantime, how twitter could have helped to avoid conflicts.futureCMGR: @mellisaimannanMSV, what is it that I hear you are composing same song to thambi @actorVCganesan’s movie? What nonsense, visu?mellisaimannanMSV: What song? How come? @futureCMGR, clarify please.futureCMGR: that Lakshmi Kalyanam movie, some song about manidhan, like my own thaiyiriyamaga sol nee manithanthAnAactorVCganesan: @futureCMGR anne, can’t be the same content. Mine is Yarada manithan anggemellisaimannanMSV: yes anne, your song about alcoholism, nothing to do with @actorVCganesan. And his song is about hypocrites, nothing to do with you @futureCMGR.futureCMGR: oh okay, logging out. Party meeting.actorVCganesan: @mellisaimannanMSV, you wicked rascol :wink:Ah! You did that already! Subtle dig, krauch. Very subtle. Bravo, my boy! Neatly done! And good part is people won't even realise the dig. The joke remains in between the ones who can read between lines. Well done :thumbsup:

[groucho070]

Thanks plum (saving them in word document file, will up load once the thread is closed or we are banned). Okay a lighter one

bigbellybalaji: snapped another hindi film rights, @actorVCganesan, gear up.
actorVCganesan: jeez man @bigbellybalaji, am getting tired of hindi remakes and playing characters named Raja.
bigbellybalaji: they are all hits @actorVCganesan, remember transformed you to action star.
actorVCganesan: @bigbellybalaji, I mean, come out with original story man. Not remakes, I'll buy you rum and coconut juice.
bigbellybalaji: Okay, I got here a script, original, and @actorVCganesan, your character is not even named Raja.
actorVCganesan: Really @bigbellybalaji? What's the film is titled?
bigbellybalaji: @actorVCganesan, it's called Raja.
actorVCganesan: :facepalm:

[venkkiram]

majorSRajan: @actorVCganesan, anne I got a weight role! weightaana oru role-la nadikkapoRen. ithuvaraikkum yaarume ulakaththula senjathilla!
actorVCganesan: @majorSRajan romba santhooshamda! eppadippatta rolu? yaaroda padandaa athu? dialogues-laam eppadra?
majorSRajan: @actorVCganesan anne.. IAmDiffferentKB-thaan director. Very challenging role! I am playing a 50 year old man and loving a gal of 18+
actorVCganesan: @majorSRajan pinnuRada! melach sollu sollu! romba interesting -aa irukappu! IAmDiffferentKB oru twist-kku poRanthavanaache!
majorSRajan: @actorVCganesan ennoda paiyan ennoda lavvaroda ammaavai love panRaan! The whole movie is twisted!
majorSRajan: @actorVCganesan anne! brother! anne! brother! ennanne sollikkoLLaama S aayittinga?
After hearing the flash news that actorVCganesan admitted in hospital,
futureCMGR: @majorSRajan just read this crap! meet me at raamaavaram immly. Bring that IAmDiffferentKB without fail!

[Plum]

:lol: - I'll give you the new super-accolade I have invented - that was super-lame* :thumbsup:. * - from the pov of humourless gits

[venkkiram]

Groucho and Plum, refine it wherever needed!

[Plum]

Venkki - :thumbsup:. I liked the final punchline :lol:

[groucho070]

Plum & groucho,
Brilliant! (both idea & posts)

:clap: :thumbsup:

Thanks app, of all, I know you are one of those who would appreciate. The moment you get offended would be the day we went overboard.

[Plum]

Groucho and Plum, refine it wherever needed!Sure venkki. A superstar like majorsrajan needs a more awesome twitter handle. Will attempt tonight

[groucho070]

Groucho and Plum, refine it wherever needed!You got the flavour right, well done. I like your KB handle better than my lame Kavithalakb.

[V_S]

In the meantime, how twitter could have helped to avoid conflicts.

futureCMGR: @mellisaimannanMSV, what is it that I hear you are composing same song to thambi @actorVCganesan’s movie? What nonsense, visu?
mellisaimannanMSV: What song? How come? @futureCMGR, clarify please.
futureCMGR: that Lakshmi Kalyanam movie, some song about manidhan, like my own thaiyiriyamaga sol nee manithanthAnA
actorVCganesan: @futureCMGR anne, can’t be the same content. Mine is Yarada manithan angge
mellisaimannanMSV: yes anne, your song about alcoholism, nothing to do with @actorVCganesan. And his song is about hypocrites, nothing to do with you @futureCMGR.
futureCMGR: oh okay, logging out. Party meeting.
actorVCganesan: @mellisaimannanMSV, you wicked rascol :wink:
:lol: Very nice!

[groucho070]

Thanks V_S, input from you? Some interesting ones with IR?

[V_S]

Sure, let me try.:smile:

[Plum]

Grouch - if possible, convert this to my HD Digital DTS Surround format employed in previous page:;;;;;;;mookaambikayesaranam_IRaja: finished recording @chaplindevoteeKH's rajapaarvai. @gurutvg :bow: involved too;;;; mookaambikayesaranam_IRaja: sore point; lame lyrics by @ulamagaakaviperarasuvairamuthu; ovvoru thuliyulum un mugam therigaradhu by BLIND MAN :ROTFL:;;;;; (@iamtherealisaignani_gangaiamaraen, @paavalarmaindhan, @pannaipuramrdbhaskar, @karthikeyan9yrsoldbutcockyasever, @amaanjaamiMRSBarathy digg this_);;; amaanjaamiMRSBarathy: aNNE @mookambikayesaranam-IRaja, correctA pointai pidichInga aNNE :thumbsup: ;;;;;;;karthikeyan9yrsoldbutcockyasever: you go dad @mookambikayesaranam_IRaja, :facepalm: @ulagamagaakaviperarasuvairamuthu;;;;;;;;;;@ulagam agaakaviperarasu airamuthu: mr @moolambikayesaranam_IRaja - ever heard of poetic licence?; consult @ghostofkeats, @ghostofwordsworth, @ghostofkamban, @ghostofkhaiyyam - Joke's on you LOL :poke: ;;;;;;(@madhankarky_awesomedude,@kapilan_vm_whyIai ntasfamousasmybro:(, @ungaliniyatamizhanBRaja,@iyAmDifferent_KB, @nagaichuvaithilagam-YGM, @MSVrocksIRsucksChoramasamy digg this);;;; amaanjaamiMRSBarathy: @ulagamagaakaviperarasuvairamuthu - ninga soRadhu correctNNE;correctA pointai pidichInga :thumbsup: ;;;;;madhankarky_awesomedude: :facepalm: at @karthikeyan9yrsoldbutcockyasever. :rotfll3:; my dad bigger than yours :poke:

[Plum]

Few hrs later from twitter admin log:this tweet by amaanjaamiMRSbarathy deleted by self:
amaanjaamiMRSBarathy: @ulagamagaakaviperarasuvairamuthu - ninga soRadhu correctNNE;correctA pointai pidichInga

[groucho070]

mookaambikayesaranam_IRaja: finished recording @chaplindevoteeKH's rajapaarvai. @gurutvg :bow: involved too
mookaambikayesaranam_IRaja: sore point; lame lyrics by @ulamagaakaviperarasuvairamuthu; ovvoru thuliyulum un mugam therigaradhu by BLIND MAN :ROTFL:
(@iamtherealisaignani_gangaiamaraen, @paavalarmaindhan, @pannaipuramrdbhaskar, @karthikeyan9yrsoldbutcockyasever, @amaanjaamiMRSBarathy digg this_)
amaanjaamiMRSBarathy: aNNE @mookambikayesaranam-IRaja, correctA pointai pidichInga aNNE :thumbsup:
karthikeyan9yrsoldbutcockyasever: you go dad @mookambikayesaranam_IRaja, :facepalm: @ulagamagaakaviperarasuvairamuthu
@ulagamagaakaviperarasu airamuthu: mr @moolambikayesaranam_IRaja - ever heard of poetic licence?; consult @ghostofkeats, @ghostofwordsworth, @ghostofkamban, @ghostofkhaiyyam - Joke's on you LOL :poke:
(@madhankarky_awesomedude,@kapilan_vm_whyIaintasfa mousasmybro:(, @ungaliniyatamizhanBRaja,@iyAmDifferent_KB, @nagaichuvaithilagam-YGM, @MSVrocksIRsucksChoramasamy digg this)
amaanjaamiMRSBarathy: @ulagamagaakaviperarasuvairamuthu - ninga soRadhu correctNNE;correctA pointai pidichInga :thumbsup:
madhankarky_awesomedude: :facepalm: at @karthikeyan9yrsoldbutcockyasever. :rotfll3:; my dad bigger than yours :poke:

:lol: aamanjaniMRSBarathy :rotfl:

[Plum]

Few hrs later priv msg from @amaanjaamiMRSBarathy to @mookambikayesaranam_IRaja: aNNE, sorryNe, pazhakka doshathula @ulagamagaakaviperarasuvairamuthu tweetku amaanjaami pOttuttEn. Content gavanikkalai. Ippo delete pannitten. SorryNNE - inimE nadakkadhu :bow: :bow: :thoppukaranam:

[V_S]

"ovvoru thuliyulum un mugam therigaradhu by BLIND MAN" :rotfl2:
(@amaanjaamiMRSBarathy, @karthikeyan9yrsoldbutcockyasever) :lol: Too much Plum

[Plum]

nAnE sollikka koodAdhu - irundhaalum vERa yArum solla mAttAnga so solREn. Fan boys, learn from me to make fun of your own idol. I put up a post on my idol and gave the final punch line to his opponent. Develop a sense of humour dudes. Learn to laugh at yourself and your idols - the world will be a much better place than when you go about throwing heavy moral outrage. And that's for you, Ganesan Fan Grouch. Put up a post insulting your idol.

[Cinefan]

Plum,
Don't generalize the fans please.I am quite liking your potshots at KH :)

Generally,very intelligent,pls carry on.

[Plum]

CF - not generalising. I am frustrated at the specific fan-boys trying all their tactics of moral outrage and trying to distract it as a moral issue when plain and simple, they just can't see their idol made fun of. Ofcourse, in all fan groups, majority aren't like that. Well, if not all fan groups, most fan groups. But those minority fanatic boys are an irritant to me. They make the forum a vikraman film, than which I can't think of a detestable object in universe. Glad you liked the posts. Will keep trying my lame efforts :)

[P_R]

silightly losing steam after the initial day(s). konja naaL leave viduvOmA?

[Plum]

Viduvom. We are just introducing the characters. Mukkiyamaana charactersai introduce paNNittu leave vutturuvom. Or are you concerned about the broken hearts and wounded minds?

[Cinefan]

Plum,
Such people are best ignored.

[groucho070]

This is more of a quizz, what song is this?

mellisaimannanMSV: composed a beautiful tune today, a bit westernised and complex. One of my best.
kOppayilEkaviyarasu: @mellisaimannanMSV, hallo, without my words the song is useless.
soundkingTMS: @mellisaimannanMSV @kOppayilEkaviyarasu, yeah, if its for silent movie. It's nothing without my voice, okay?
actorVCganesan: @mellisaimannanMSV @kOppayilEkaviyarasu @soundkingTMS....pwned.

I sang/hummed it to my son to put him to sleep last night, it worked!!!

[groucho070]

Sequel to the above

kannagi4everVK: @mellisaimannarMSV, @kOppayilEkaviyarasu, @soundkingTMS, @actorVCganesan But the song is about me!!!
ambitiousactorSSR (changed his handle): Thar she blows.....

[Plum]

Yaar andha nilavu?

[Plum]

Kannagi4everVK :lol:

[groucho070]

Yup. the same song.

[P_R]

Viduvom. We are just introducing the characters. Mukkiyamaana charactersai introduce paNNittu leave vutturuvom. Or are you concerned about the broken hearts and wounded minds?
nevaire.
Day 1 aLavukku chippA illai enakku
Looks like many like it.
Condinee.

[groucho070]

sari, sari continuation-nu irunthA quality kuraiYa-thAn seyyin. EllAmE Godfather 2, TDK mathiri vara mudiyumA?

[Plum]

Avlo dhaanga mudiyin. Quality levels will go up and down. Nemba kevalamaa porache sollunga - niruthiduvom. I liked my - naane sollakoodadhu irundhaalum solren - IR/VM one immensely. Punch line ennannu enakku theriyum irundhaalum idhu varaikkin 36 muRai naanE padichu sirichuttEn. Idhai vida vERa enna medal vENum?

[Plum]

Besides, enakku chippu is not the sole criteria. Clever twitter handles, absurd handles, illogical but convenient ones, reference of specific incidents/rumours in the concerned star's life - idhellaamum enakku oru thrill. For instance I didn't make up IR's blind man quote. He actually said that in an interview - so twitter irundhirundhaa epdi express paNNi iruppAr is quite a satisfying result for me.

[hattori_hanzo]

enjoyed reading all tweets. let me give it a try. Romba Mokkayaa irundha mannikkavum :ashamed:

VSRagavaayan: Sick of playing Daddy. @InterestFreeVKR @KBSuttaPazhambal @AvasaRangaRao If Key3 thangachi can do it, Naama ellaam serndhu peshi oru caalege padam pannalama? (@BornKzhBoltNagiah retweets this)
MajorBlunderrajan: Yes.Aamaa.
AvasaRangaRao: Correct Correct!
MajorBlunderrajan Mr.@AvasaRangaRao Idhu Twitter. Instead of wasting your words by repeating, better try multiple languages like me.
7AdiAl_cohol: So try this, @MajorBlunderrajan I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

[groucho070]

HH :thumbsup: great handles. Mokkay or not, keep posting, some gem might turn out somewhere.

quick one

actorVCganesan: it's confirmed. I am to act under great new director Barathiraja, opposite hot sexy Radha.
SRGaekwod: @actorVCganesan, she's your daughter in it, appa?
actorVCganesan: @SRGaekwod no, my heroine.
SRGaekwod: y'all can find me in Himalayas, phone switched off.

[Plum]

Ok, not bad. Mild dig. Try something really caustic - like something that makes Murali Srinivas chase you with a whip :-)

[groucho070]

something like this (this might go overboard).

actorVCganesan: Sivaji production's Trisoolam is box office hit. Hope y'all heart it. One foreign critic mentioned "unsubtle homoincestual relationship" was featured.
actorVCganesan: any idea what it is guys?
chaplindevoteeKH: @actorVCganesan. Nothing to worry about, he was just giving a "leg up". :razz:

[Plum]

Nah! Too subtle and esoteric. Try something tharai level - like LD Rajakannu and "wigneswaran" pun on. Ganesan :)

[SoftSword]

OgO, andha non-lame comment enakku dhana.
i only wanted to say that its loosing the spark, ashte.
i thought u would understand that it was not a complaint.
unga karuttha madhikkiren anyway :)

[groucho070]

I am only privy to comments like "overacting". That would be a lie to me. Plus its a dead horse. Like wig/bad costume, etc, which also applicable to other actors of that era. Vera ethAchum try pannurEn, ennathAn liberal-A irunthAlum, ullukulla oruthan irukkirAn, avan vidamAttAn...

[groucho070]

For those who have read my Bhairavi (http://grouchydays.blogspot.com/2011/09/retroreview-bhairavi-1978.html)review:

SRGaekwod: Mutton briyani for dinner tonight by Bhairavi producer. He keep thanking me inbetween sips of VAT69. Wonder why....

[Plum]

Softie - I don't want to talk about complaints any more. You can ofcourse call it lame. I was irritated by some other person's annoying behaviour but picked on you in that mood. Sorry about that. Naan veeran? Nee?

[Plum]

Now, that's a food one(bhairavi one) :thumbsup: . Krauch, everybody wore wig but vigneswaran is another name for Ganesan so the pun will only suit @actorvcganesan

[groucho070]

I still prefer the long suffering actorVCganesan followed by AbinayaSarasSD persona.

[venkkiram]

actorVCganesan: it's confirmed. To act with @ursambichechi in a new movie-Life! Challenging role!
currentCMGR: @actorVCganesan As a hero? gr8! congrats!
dimplecheekPrabu: @futureCMGR periyappa, nija life-la dad ennoda villain!

[venkkiram]

Groucho and Plum! Pl remove it if anyone hurts!

[Plum]

Sure - that's your strength.I tell you - softie's and feeyar's perceived dip in quality has a direct correlation to the long absence of kick-ass AbhinayaSaras stuff

[groucho070]

Venki :thumbsup:
futureCMGR changed his handle to currentCMGR after 1978.

[SoftSword]

Softie - I don't want to talk about complaints any more. You can ofcourse call it lame. I was irritated by some other person's annoying behaviour but picked on you in that mood. Sorry about that. Naan veeran? Nee?
nellukku erachadhu pullukkum paanjiruchu'nu purinjadhu...
aana, 'vyaabaara neratthula, renduperum apdi oramaa nillunga' apdinu sollitteengalanu dhaan... :lol:

i posted that to acknowledge that i had read that post of urs. perusa react ellaam pannalai. and u know i really don hav any problem in teasing actors here. ofcourse enakku edhanum idea thonuna nanum post pannuven...

neenga veeran... naan manusan'nu solla maten... naanum veeran... as its maaveerar dhinam today!!

[Plum]

Venkki - I had one nasty one coming along those lines. So fans should actually be thankful they escaped with your tweet. I see nothing offensive. I might get even nastier later tonight on the same theme. I have a plan to work on refinement as you suggested tonight.

[venkkiram]

Thanks.Edited!

[Plum]

Softie - as I said, I am more keen on muyarchi than nagaichuvai. And I have a weird sense of humour anyway - one of my bloody collegemates wrote that as his message to me in the farewell; I still haven't forgotten that; life taught its lessons to me early - so what I find funny is unlikely to be funny for rest of the planet 90 percent of the time. I will stop if I myself find it lame. I write for myself.

[groucho070]

AbinayaSarasSD: @actorVCganesan, does anyone have that portrayed you drew of me for that KallellAm song.
actorVCganesan: Eh...oh that. two things. @AbinayaSarasSD First I didn't paint that, our artist did.
AbinayaSarasSD: @actorVCganesan, oh, I didn't know. It was so gorgeous, so like me.
actorVCganesan: @AbinayaSarasSD, secondly I kept it safe in an urn, pass it to you if you want.
AbinayaSarasSD: @oh, that's kind of you. Thanks you.
actorVCganesan: @actorVCganesan plASHure is mine :roll:
AbinayaSarasSD: @actorVCganesan, wow typo for the first time lol

[SoftSword]

unImaginativeSS: #kalaippani thodarattum #mugatthirai kizhiyattum @baristerRajnikanth

[venkkiram]

ursambichechi;-): @captain watched Paruthiveeran. you are still young and energetic! very much impressed
captain (during the rest time in the heat of election campaign) : gRRRRR gRRRRRRRRR @mirrorcaptain nee innum field-a uttu pokaliyaa?

[Plum]

Venkki - the handle for ambichechi is "ursambichechi;-)", including the emoticon. We have to capture the essence of ambi chechi in her (twitter) handle.

[venkkiram]

travelneverendsSRajan: @animaldirectorRNarayan anne! we at kalaimaamani function! please come fast! CM romba neram waiting. He also wants to take photo with that goat!
animaldirectorRNarayan: @travelneverendsSRajan veliyila sonna vetkakkedu! ennoda assit directors athai shooting munja kaiyodave adichi saapittaannuganu ippothaan kelvippatten!! in deligate posishan!

[KV]

:lol: Some super stuff, gentlemen! :thumbsup:

my uppukkuchappani pangu:

@kuzhappamillaKaipidiVaithaVisu: juz finished scriptn my latest projkt! ya gonna luv dis one da kanna! watchout!
@uzhaikkumVargaThozhanActorCShekar, @NaanumCoolDudeActorDileep, @VRVarginalMD_Sha-Gan like this

@NaanumCoolDudeActorDileep: @kuzhappamillaKaipidiVaithaVisu: grt sir! Am I your crooked or merciful son this time? Whtvr b it, u r grt sir!
@NaanumCoolDudeActorDileep: is @SobMachineKKamesh my mum in da film? time 4 u 2 pick a hotter on-screen pair! Even @actorVCGanesan's pairin up with a colt! Go 4 it @kuzhappamillaKaipidiVaithaVisu: sir! FTW!

@SobMachineKKamesh: sob sob sob facepalm

@TuticorinDameMAachi: @NaanumCoolDudeActorDileep: hey parattamandai, y talkin lyk a milf?! Yuck! Gammunu kada dude!
@TuticorinDameMAachi: @SobMachineKKamesh: chill babe! Keep smilin! God bless!

[SoftSword]

that was good KV...
ya gonna luv dis one da kanna! :lol: can visualise him saying that.

[V_S]

Welcome back KV!

@kuzhappamillaKaipidiVaithaVisu. :rotfl:
I totally forgot about that actor @NaanumCoolDudeActorDileep. :smile: but who is @TuticorinDameMAachi?

[SoftSword]

kammunnaa kammu kammunaatti goooooo

[venkkiram]

but who is @TuticorinDameMAachi?
manoramaa aachi!

[venkkiram]

KV, tweet handles are nice!

ya gonna luv dis one da kanna, chill babe! Keep smilin! God bless! - are too good! I liked it.

[V_S]

Thanks venkki and ss. I should have got that in 'gamunnu kada' itself, missed it.

[SoftSword]

God bless! - are too good! I liked it.

naan kooda dhanush'kum kamalakamesh'kum edhum connection varudhonu yosichen...

[Plum]

KV - good attempt. However sha-gan cannot be anything other than @kavignarvazhangiyadevarinsankarganesh. I suggest @kkameshluvsmuralikarthik for Kamala Kamesh ;-). Idhellaam naan aRimuga paduththa ninaicha characters hence the suggestion...

[Plum]

And manorama in my books was @jiljilmanoramamani...

[Plum]

And I really got down to @visuOrukosu in his film-naming style. Not sure which is better.

[Nerd]

i cannot understand the twitter syntax... tougher than *p and &r.

Whats *p and &r?

[SoftSword]

idamum porulum...
somthing as stupid as protons and electrons in the technological world.
free udunga.

[Plum]

Today's Linefeed-cleanup Business:

13:31PM mookaambikayesaranam_IRaja: finished recording @chaplindevoteeKH's rajapaarvai. @gurutvg :notworthy: involved too

13:34PM mookaambikayesaranam_IRaja: sore point -lame lyrics by @ulamagaakaviperarasuvairamuthu; ovvoru thuliyulum un mugam therigaradhu by BLIND MAN :rotfl3:
(@iamtherealisaignani_gangaiamaraen, @paavalarmaindhan, @pannaipuramrdbhaskar, @karthikeyan9yrsoldbutcockyasever, @amaanjaamiMRSBarathy digg this)

14:11PM amaanjaamiMRSBarathy: aNNE @mookambikayesaranam_IRaja, correctA pointai pidichInga aNNE :thumbsup:

15:31PM karthikeyan9yrsoldbutcockyasever: you go dad @mookambikayesaranam_IRaja,

15:31PM karthikeyan9yrsoldbutcockyasever: :facepalm: @ulagamagaakaviperarasuvairamuthu

17:11PM ulagamagaakaviperarasu_vairamuthu: mr @moolambikayesaranam_IRaja - ever heard of poetic licence?

17:12PM ulagamagaakaviperarasu_vairamuthu: consult @ghostofkeats, @ghostofwordsworth, @ghostofkamban, @ghostofkhaiyyam - Joke's on you LOL :poke:

(@madhankarky_awesomedude,@kapilan_vm_whyIaintasfa mousasmybro:sad:, @ungaliniyatamizhanBRaja,@iyAmDifferent_KB, @nagaichuvaithilagam-YGM, @amaanjaamiMRSBarathy digg this)

18:06PM amaanjaamiMRSBarathy: @ulagamagaakaviperarasuvairamuthu-ninga soRadhu correctNNE;correctA pointai pidichInga

18:32PM madhankarky_awesomedude: :facepalm: at @karthikeyan9yrsoldbutcockyasever. :rotfl3: ; my daddy bigger than yours
:poke:
22:52PM TWITTER ADMIN LOG: @amaanjaamiMRSBarathy deleted his tweet at 18:06PM

*********PRIV MSG from @amaanjaamiMRSBarathy to @mookambikayesaranam_IRaja at 23:49PM**********

amaanjaamiMRSBarathy: @mookambikayesaranam_IRaja - aNNE theriyAma @ulagamagaakaviperarasuvairamuthu tweet-ku repky paNNittENNE; content padikkavE illai; vazhakkam pOla kai thAnA apdi "correctdhANNE"-nu pOtturuchu; inimE thappu nadakkAdhu; mannichurngaNNE pls pls :bow: :bow: :thoppukaranam:

[V_S]

Whats *p and &r?
May be SS was mentioning pointers and reference in 'C' language? :wink:

[SoftSword]

(@iamtherealisaignani_gangaiamaraen, @paavalarmaindhan, @pannaipuramrdbhaskar, @karthikeyan9yrsoldbutcockyasever, @amaanjaamiMRSBarathy digg this)


indha list padikkirappo aduttha yaarellaam varaanganu romba avalaa irundhaen.

[Plum]

AbinayaSarasSD: @actorVCganesan, does anyone have that portrayed you drew of me for that KallellAm song.
actorVCganesan: Eh...oh that. two things. @AbinayaSarasSD First I didn't paint that, our artist did.
AbinayaSarasSD: @actorVCganesan, oh, I didn't know. It was so gorgeous, so like me.
actorVCganesan: @AbinayaSarasSD, secondly I kept it safe in an urn, pass it to you if you want.
AbinayaSarasSD: @oh, that's kind of you. Thanks you.
actorVCganesan: @actorVCganesan plASHure is mine :roll:
AbinayaSarasSD: @actorVCganesan, wow typo for the first time lol

Missed this earlier grouch - the best one of the day. AbhinayaSaras rocks.Star of the thread!

[Plum]

(@iamtherealisaignani_gangaiamaraen, @paavalarmaindhan, @pannaipuramrdbhaskar, @karthikeyan9yrsoldbutcockyasever, @amaanjaamiMRSBarathy digg this)


indha list padikkirappo aduttha yaarellaam varaanganu romba avalaa irundhaen.
yAru varuvaangannu? :roll:

[app_engine]

Half-baked attempt...I may improve in future...

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Year : 1982
sichchuvEshan : irrational awards announced, SPB gets for 'tErE mErE beech mEin', LM (NT's younger sister) does not get any...


actorVCGanesan : en thangaikku indha gathiyA :mad: azhagA un-jaaaaaa-naaa pAdina kuyilukku illayam! adhE pAttula chummA 'Ey nee romba azhagA irukka' sonna payalukku awardaam!
actorVCGanesan : indha national award payalukaLE ipdiththAn :mad:
mellisaimannanMSV : @actorVCGanesan, correct aNNE! sarakku adichchA dhAn sari Agum :mad:
coolingglassbellbottomIR : @actorVCGanesan,aNNE enakkum oru glAssu :mad:

alreadyCMGR : @actorVCGanesan - thambi, sarakkellAm vENAm, gelusil vAngikkudi
SweetPattuBulkyBala : @alreadyCMGR - aNNE, nAn vENA kadaikkuppOyi sArukku vAngikkudukkattumA?
mellisaimannanMSV : @SweetPattuBulkyBala - nee dhAn veetlayayE sarakku vachchiruppiyE, kadaikku edhukkudA pOgaNum? :confused:

AbinayaSarasSD : @actorVCganesan, nesamAvE vayiRRu valiyA :cry:
chaplindevoteeKH :@actorVCGanesan - uncle, kadavuL irundhA nallArukkum :mad:

[Plum]

16:21PM jilpaaans_jayanthchinni: Greatest dey of liffeee!! 2nd hero to @SRGaekwod in @dir_mellowmahen's KaiKodukkumKai! Rs 1.50 advance! jimblaafaansijingoooo!!

16:31PM vamoorthy_http://www.mayyam.com/talk/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif_http://www.mayyam.com/talk/images/smilies/noteeth.gif_http://www.mayyam.com/talk/images/smilies/yessir.gif: dEi ambrrrrrri @jilpaaans_jayanthchinni! brrreen there, drrrrone that. chk out @dir_mellowmahen's 1st mvy MullumMalarum; romanced @SRGaekwod's sister @superawesome_goddessShobaRIP; brrrrrrrrrrr. #andhanaalgnaabagam

16:32PM blackisbeautiful_BaluM: @superawesome_goddessShobaRIP - :cry: :cry: :cry:

16:31PM moogambikayEsaraNam_IRaja: @blackisbeautiful_BaluM - here's BGM Song for situation: solai pasungiLiyE...

16:33PM amaanjaamiMRSBarathy: Wow! @moogambikayEsaraNam_IRaja provided BGM in -1 minutes! Unparalleled genius!

16:33PM shastribot: Wow! That BGM was delivered like a tracer bullet!!

16:35PM pwner_vkramasamy: dei moodhEvi @amaanjaamiMRSBarathy, adhaan timestamplErundhu theriydhu illai -1 minute-nu edhukku running commentary kudukkaRa? adhukku dhAn andha ezhavu saniyan @shastribot irukkE!

22:41PM dir_mellowmahen:Brother @blackisbeautiful_BaluM - Life is Beautiful; Look at the silverlining - you still have @darkchoco_mounika :thumbsup: ;anbE sivam!!

22:43PM amaanjaamiMRSBarathy: @dir_mellowmahen - anbE sivam, nice title; Can I use it to suggest it to @chaplindevoteeKH and score some brownie points with him in 2002?

22:44PM dir_mellowmahen: bro @amaanjaami_MRSBarathy - adhukkenna? dhaaralaamaa! naan romba softu type!

22:45PM pwner_vkramasamy: dei @amaanjaamiMRSBarathy moodhEvi moodhEvi - 20 varusham kazhichu edukka pORa padathukku ippOvE title copy adichu vekkaRiyA :banghead:

[Plum]

Half-baked attempt...I may improve in future...

======

Year : 1982
sichchuvEshan : irrational awards announced, SPB gets for 'tErE mErE beech mEin', LM (NT's younger sister) does not get any...


actorVCGanesan : en thangaikku indha gathiyA :mad: azhagA un-jaaaaaa-naaa pAdina kuyilukku illayam! adhE pAttula chummA 'Ey nee romba azhagA irukka' sonna payalukku awardaam!
actorVCGanesan : indha national award payalukaLE ipdiththAn :mad:
mellisaimannanMSV : @actorVCGanesan, correct aNNE! sarakku adichchA dhAn sari Agum :mad:
coolingglassbellbottomIR : @actorVCGanesan,aNNE enakkum oru glAssu :mad:

alreadyCMGR : @actorVCGanesan - thambi, sarakkellAm vENAm, gelusil vAngikkudi
SweetPattuBulkyBala : @alreadyCMGR - aNNE, nAn vENA kadaikkuppOyi sArukku vAngikkudukkattumA?
mellisaimannanMSV : @SweetPattuBulkyBala - nee dhAn veetlayayE sarakku vachchiruppiyE, kadaikku edhukkudA pOgaNum? :confused:

AbinayaSarasSD : @actorVCganesan, nesamAvE vayiRRu valiyA :cry:
chaplindevoteeKH :@actorVCGanesan - uncle, kadavuL irundhA nallArukkum :mad:

AbhinayaSaras line is good app. I say, this @AbhinayaSarasSD is awesome - yAru kai vechAlum excellent results tharudhu!

[SoftSword]

sashtri mixing was :lol:

[Plum]

Year:1972
sanguinesridhar_dir: finally caught up @actorvcganesan 's paasa malar; bro @bheemboybheemboy_dir - whaz with malargaLai pOl pic.sation? Bro chking out sister in bed - incest theme or wot? LOL #revolutionarytheme

bheemboybheemboy_dir: low dig @sanguinesridhar_dir ; :shock: :shock: #tamizhsentimenthurt

chitral_gopu_notTypistfurGodsake: bro @sanguinesridhar_dir ; :shock: chitralaya co. reputation? what wud tweeps in 2012 think about u?

sanguinesridhar_dir: @chitral_gopu_notTypistfurGodsake - not to worry; 40 varushathukkappuRam madaiyargaL will think it is 19thMay LOL

actorVCGanesan: @sanguinesridhar_dir - not funny; lame joke; :irked:; call sheet cancel for Hero 72;

chitral_gopu_notTypistfurGodsake: :( :-( :sad: - @sanguinesridhar_dir -told ya this'll do no good; what to do now?

sanguinesridhar_dir: @chitral_gopu_notTypistfurGodsake - dude, like I'll antagonise a big star without bkup plan? ;-). Got bulk call sheet from @futureCMGR; Order Johnny Walker - prepare screenplay

actorVCGanesan: @sanguinesridhar_dir - outta my camp, judasssssss iscariot!

barristerrajnikanthbot: kiLikku rekkai moLaichuduthu; (starts singing in @mgr_NT_survived_bcosof_TMS voice) - vaLartha en kaNNanO...thandhaiyin nenjilE...Agattum pArkalAm Attathin mudivilE

chitral_gopu_notTypistfurGodsake: @sanguinesridhar_dir - but scrinplay for @futureCMGR? :huh: - no idea how to

sanguinesridhar_dir: eazy doozy dumbo; call @mellisaimannanMSV - 6 songs; 4 duets, 1 intimate; 2 thalaivar praise song; sexy punjabi heroine; 4 fights, @naughtyNagesh Comedy; Done

sanguinesridhar_dir: call @arasavaikavignar_pulamaipiththan & @sreerangarajanvaali ;fur_praise-songs; spl instruc from @futureCMGR

sanguinesridhar_dir: Yay! Freedom from hevyduty riting for @actorVCGanesan! @chitral_gopu_notTypistfurGodsake - cancel all glycerine orders frm Co. a/c; order lotsa viagra insted

[SoftSword]

that barristerRajinikanth is the handle i reserved and used for u plum...

[venkkiram]

not to worry; 40 varushathukkappuRam madaiyargaL will think it is 19thMay LOL :rotfl:

Freedom from hevyduty riting for @actorVCGanesan! :rotfl:

cancel all glycerine orders frm Co. a/c; order lotsa viagra insted:rotfl:

[venkkiram]

Would like to have Jai also in this thread! Step in!

[Plum]

Compilation of thandles in process

[V_S]

@sreerangarajanvaali, @msvdasan_vaali, @mgrdasanvaali, @ilayarajadasanvaali, @arrahman-nesan_vaali, @vidyasagar-nesan_vaali, @MKdasan_vaali, @ssthaman_nesan_vaali;
:lol:

@IintroducedIR_parunachalam
:rotfl3:

@HollyWudHereICumARMDoss;@8avadhaani_TR1954,,@hour glassnamitha;@cuddlycowsalya;:shock:@latha_strictl yforCMGRonly;@dummypc_balaji;@englis2tamilSundarar ajan;@ulagamagaakaviperarasuvairamuthu;
:rotfl:

Still we didn't get a good one for our IR! :wink:

Great going Plum :thumbsup:

[Plum]

Compilation of so-far used and suggested & upcoming handles: use as per the time period and the role of the person in your tweet, or per your loyalty to the person
MALE ACTORS - LEAD

@THEbhagavatharMKT;

@actorVCGanesan, @amararnadigarthilagam_sivaji;

@futureCMGR, @currentCMGR, @puratchithalaMGR_RIP;

@alsoactorGGanesan, @kadhalmannan_GG_RIP, @sambar_fakegemini - FAKE ID;

@SRGaekwod, @superstar_rajinikanth, @baba_das_sivajirao;

@chaplindevoteeKH, @kadhaliLavarasan_disco, @SKVallavan_iyamAlsoBoxOffStar, @danceassistant_kamalahaasan,@ghostdir_WriterKamal , @Bollywood_KamalHassan, @kadavuLillai_kamaluNdu (for provocative theological posts) ;

@AlwaysJothika_sarvanan;

@markandSivaK16;

FEMALE ACTORS - LEAD

@dremgalTRRkumari;
@AbhinayaSarasSD;
@actreSSSavithri, @mahanati_Savi3_RIP;
@gorgeousdevika;

@KRvijaya_p_:mrgreen:_arasi;
@kannagi4ever_VijayaK, pongapaanai_vijayakumari;

@superawesome_goddessShobaRIP;@superawesome_goddes sShoba

@mayilu_nosejob_sridevi; -- BETTER HANDLES SOLICITED;

@hourglass_b**bjob_sripriya; -- BETTER HANDLES SOLICITED;


@CUTEBUBBLYYJOhttp://www.mayyam.com/talk/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif http://www.mayyam.com/talk/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif http://www.mayyam.com/talk/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif :roll:THIKA;
@smileysneha;
@bipsluvurself,@SuperZeroBipsTheBabe;
@hourglassnamitha;
@cuddlycowsalya;
@aasaishubolaxmi;
@wannabesilkVidyaB;


@tadimallaKamalfangauthami;
@iduppazhagiSimran;
@sexysarika;

@maneaterlaxmi;
@ravishingRramani;

@ursambichechihttp://www.mayyam.com/talk/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif ;
@latha_strictlyforCMGRonly, @mgrlatha;

COMEDIANS...well...sort of

@TVelu_daNaal;
@allrounderNSK, @kalaivaanar-chippEvarala(recommended for feeyar's use);
@onlymadhuram;

@nagaichuvaithilagam-YGM, @sonOfYGP; -- BETTER HANDLES SOLICITED;

@TuticorinDameMAachi, @jiljil_manoramamani;
@vamoorthy_bakbak, @vamoorthy_;-)_:noteeth:_:yessir:;
@pwner_vkramasamy;
@jilpaaans_jayanthchinni;


OTHER ACTORS

@nakkalRadha, @mrradha_nadigavEL_RIP;

@bigbellybalaji, @dummypc_balaji, @sujathafilms_balajee_raja, @amrkmApLa_of_60s_Balaji;

@majorSRajan, @NTFanz_sivajivisiRi_sundhu, @englis2tamilSundararajan;

@amaanjaamiMRSbarathy;

@SobMachineKKamesh, @kkamesh_luvs_murali_karthik ;

@kuzhappamillaKaipidiVaithaVisu, @visuorukosu, @visu_kaNNA

@NaanumCoolDudeActorDileep, @dhaddhi_actordileep1982;
@uzhaikkumVargaThozhanActorCShekar, @vaagai_chandrasekar_NAwardWinner

@jilpaaans_jayanthchinni;
@vamoorthy_bakbak;
@pwner_vkramasamy;

@darkchoco_mounika, @bmahendravin_mounica;

TABLOID JOURNALISTS
@annoyingpest_lakshmiK;
@plum

DIRECTORS

@direcTRRamanna;

@bheemboybheemboy_dir;
@sanguinesridhar_dir;

@kavithaalayaKB, @iyAmdifferent_KB;

@HollyWudHereICumARMDoss;

@allroundr_amaran, @dir_GAmaraenn,@aNNanennadA_amarsingh;

@ghostdir_WriterKamal;
@amaanjaamiMRSbarathy;

@kuzhappamillaKaipidiVaithaVisu, @visuorukosu, @visu_kaNNA;

@ungaliniyatamizhanBRaja, @iyakkunarimayam_baradhiraja, @ungal_mannvaasanai_Barathiraja;
@dir_mellowmahen;
@blackisbeautiful_BaluM;

WRITERS

@MKtheman, @muthamiz-vithagar-kalaignar, @iyAm_thi.mu.ka_is_me_karuna;
@kanchi-anna;
@kOppaiyilEKaviyarasu;

@chitral_gopu_notTypistfurGodsake;

@ghostdir_WriterKamal;

@kuzhappamillaKaipidiVaithaVisu, @visuorukosu, @visu_kaNNA

MUSIC-DIRECTORS
@mellisaimannanMSV, @awardsdontdeserveme-MSV;

@iamtherealmellisaimannanTKR;

@mookambikayEsaraNam_IRaja, @isaignaaniIlayaraja, @asstMusic_DanielRaja

@iamtherealisaignaani_gangaiamaraen;

@karthikeyan9yrsoldbutcockyasever, @Iam_Real_IRVaarisu_KR, @iLayaisaignaani_karthik ;

@IRVaarisu_YSR, @u1shankhttp://www.mayyam.com/talk/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif;

@kavignarvazhangiya_devarin_sankarganesh

[Plum]

LYRICISTS
@kOppaiyilEKaviyarasu, @kavignar_RIP;

@sreerangarajanvaali, @MSVdasan_vaali, @MGRdasanvaali, @ilayarajadasanvaali, @arrahman-nesan_vaali, @vidyasagar-nesan_vaali, @MKdasan_vaali, @ssthaman_nesan_vaali, @'vaali'baKavignan_#getit?; -- PICK ONE DEPENDING ON TIME PERIOD

@lyrics_amara(n)kavi;-);

@ulagamagaakaviperarasuvairamuthu;
@madhankarky_awesomedude

@arasavaikavignar_pulamaipuththan

SINGERS
@soundkingTMS, @MGR_NT_survived_cos_of_?_TMS!! ;



ASSISTANTS/HELPERS

@lyricassistantpancu, @IintroducedIR_parunachalam, @producerpanchu;

@danceassistant_kamalahaasan;
@asstMusic_DanielRaja;

@carnaticgurutvg,@mridang_tvg;

@amaanjaamiMRSbarathy

PRODUCERS
@pannaipuramrdbhaskar;
@producerpanchu;
@kavithaalayaKB;
@sujathafilms_balajee_raja;

BOTS
senthilbot
shastribot
barristerrajinikanthbot

HUBBERS (Those who find offence, report to me, will delete)
@mahenluvscowsalya(DELETED), @mahenluvstamanna;
@sanguinesridhar_dir -- MISTAKEN IDENTITY
@shaktiprabha_likes_awesome_YGM
@prabhuram_hearts_babyshalini


GHOSTS
@ghostofmarudhurgopallllan!; -- MGR FATHER
@ghostofkeats;
@ghostofwordsworth;
@ghostofkamban;
@ghostofkhaiyyam;

MISC
@paavalarmaindhan;
@pannaipuramrdbhaskar;
@kabilan_vm_whyIaintfamousasmybro:(;

T.RAJENDER
@8avadhaani_TR1954, @VTRthegreat, @uyiruLLavarai_usha_TRajender;

[ajithfederer]

Grouch, Do Brando, Pacino, De Niro and Nicholson also.

[venkkiram]

enrumcollegestudentMurali
worldIsRoundCharuhassan
deiGopaaluKallaappettiSingaram
amIaHero1Suresh
amIaHero2Raaja
amIaHero3Rajesh
rentedvoicemohan/mikemohan
drumstickBakyaraj
thiruttumuzhipandiyaraajan

[Plum]

Compilation over. Venkk, unga kitta irundhu innum konjam betterA edhir pARkaREn....

[SoftSword]

plum.. ellaatthukkum direct people'e involve pannadheenga... romba regular aagiduvaanga.. swarasyam irukkaadhu....
PRO's introdees pannunga... give birth to dagulVinayagan, shakeelAyyapan, etc.,

[venkkiram]

appazhukkaRRaSuhasini

[Plum]

Softie - ok, got the point. Anyway, as promised to p_r, charac intro over. Konja naal leave vudaREn. Let's wait for really awesome situ. I am also waiting to see krauching tiger to react on paasamalar dig...

[Shakthiprabha]

dign....

//@shaktiprabha_likes_awesome_YGM //

idhu ennathu puthusa :shock: :mad:....
if ygm is...y.G.Mahendran???
then shaktiprabha_isOkWith_ygm
but @shaktiprabha_likes_awesome_svs
svs-none other than shekhar)

isstari theriyaama thapaana handle no no no :notthatway:
Thank god kavvu_mani is spared along with my name :sigh: :yessir:

//@prabhuram_hearts_babyshalini //

:lol2: .... ohhh my gawd.... finally "handle of the thread !!! "

I am loving all the posts here ......keep going :thumbsup:

/dign

[hamid]

[/I]sanguinesridhar_dir: Yay! Freedom from hevyduty riting for @actorVCGanesan! @chitral_gopu_notTypistfurGodsake - cancel all glycerine orders frm Co. a/c; order lotsa viagra insted
:rotfl:


@kadavuLillai_kamaluNdu
:thumsbup: :clap:

[Plum]

@SRGaekwod: signed as hero for new film. 1st time me as hero with@actorVCGanesan in cameo as #michael d'souza! Super-excited!!!

@SRGaekwod: thank you so much producer @krvijaya_p_:mrgreen:_arasi ma'am :bow:

@SRGaekwod: ma'am @krvijaya_p_:mrgreen:_arasi - just curious - signed heroine? They say @mayilu_nosejob_sridevi and @hourglass_b**bjob_sripriya look good with me :noteeth:

krvijaya_p_:mrgreen:_arasi: ponga thambi @SRGaekwod - kaiyila veNNai vechukittu...:blush: naan dhaan heroine :cool:
@SRGaekwod: - :notthatway: at @krvijaya_p_:mrgreen:_arasi; bro @actorVCGanesan. - :sos:, can we exchange roles pls!!!!!!

@actorVCGanesan: dont worry @SRGaekwod thambii, #naanvaazhavaippEn !

********TVelu_daNAl extension**************

@actorVCGanesan: dont worry @SRGaekwod thambii, #naanvaazhavaippEn ! (But ennai? LOL)

@TVelu_daNaal: @actorVCGanesan - @SRGaekwod-ai nInga vAzha vaippInga; ungaLa yAru vAzha vaippA?

[Plum]

DISCLAIMER: I may have twisted a few details about the producer of the above movie for my convenience in the above one.

[HonestRaj]

@SRGaekwod: - :shock: @krvijaya_p_:mrgreen:_arasi; bro @actorVCGanesan. - :sos:, can we exchange roles pls!!!!!! #naanvaazhavaippEn

@actorVCGanesan: kavalaippadaaadheeeengga.. thambiii.. @SRGaekwod.. ungalai #naanvaazhavaippEn

[HonestRaj]

@actorVCGanesan: @krvijaya_p_:mrgreen:_arasi.. ungalukku vayasayiduchu.. adhanala konjam.. #door lock.. this last.. no more eeroini you

@actorVCGanesan: thambiii.. @SRGaekwod.. unnai #naanvaazhavaippEn.. ennai yaaru :?:

[Plum]

Honest - Incorporated your bits albeit slightly differently

[Plum]

that barristerRajinikanth is the handle i reserved and used for u plum...

sari, appo andha bot pAdina pAttu nAn paadinadhAvE imagine paNNikonga


dign....

//@shaktiprabha_likes_awesome_YGM //

idhu ennathu puthusa :shock: :mad:....
if ygm is...y.G.Mahendran???
then shaktiprabha_isOkWith_ygm
but @shaktiprabha_likes_awesome_svs; svs-none other than shekhar) isstari theriyaama thapaana handle no no no :notthatway:


sariyAna thagavalai verify paNNi pOdaRadhu RESPONSIBLE JOURNALISM; vAikku vandhadhai pOttuttu adhai justify paNNuvadhu TABLOID JOURNALISM - idhil nAn endha vagai enbadhu thangaLukkE theriyum :)




I am loving all the posts here ......keep going :thumbsup:


Thank You. Nice to see you a little active in these parts; Your good humour(I mean not sense of humour - which I will take a potshot at now by saying it sucks, especially when denigrating the Great Gounder** - but your good nature*) adds a lot of fun to visiting forumhub :thumbsup:


* That I could post something like (**) confident that you'll not be hurt is what I mean by your good humour

[app_engine]

@thread_vAzha_vaikkum_flau,
:thumbsup:

[groucho070]

app, superb entry.

Plum, I don't know which one to laugh at, all gem man. Nan oru chinna kodu pOtten, mattavangga road-u podurangga, neenga National Highway-ve poduringga, good good.


Grouch, Do Brando, Pacino, De Niro and Nicholson also.Interesting, maybe get them to cameo here. For Hollywood alone, don't think so.

[groucho070]

Inspired from the moment I was singing to my baby and explaining the back story of the song.

mellisaimannanMSV: @kOppaiyilEkaviarasu, anne we need the lyrics badly. Producers after my back.
kOppaiyilEkaviarasu: @mellisaimannanMSV, dey I haven't even started my fifth drink. Easy.
mellisaimannanMSV: @kOppaiyilEkaviarasu, anne you don't understand, they want to release the film in May. Very urgent.
kOppaiyilEkaviarasu: @mellisaimannanMSV, you know my superstition about doing things after fifth drink. Wait.
mellisaimannanMSV: @kOppaiyilEkaviarasu, please understand. It has to be out by May. May! The month of May.
kOppaiyilEkaviarasu: @mellisaimannanMSV, youuuu dammit here's the pallavi and take the 25 ruppees.
kOppaiyilEkaviarasu: @mellisaimannanMSV anbu nadamAdum kalaiKoodaJune, Asai mazhaimegaJune, kannil viLaiyAdum ezhil vaNNaJune
kanni thamizh manRaJune....

[Plum]

My top 10 characters of the thread: 10. @sanguinesridhar_dir - made appearance on just one post but owned it completely pwning everyone else referred to in the twunch; not that this reflects his real life persona but he was a good anchor to build a twunch around hence....9. @amaanjaami_MRSBarathy - poor thing - as in real-life, condemned to a life of yes-man, sometimes embarassingly "yes-man"ning to diametircally opposite views - simultaneously - don't laugh, he is close to my heart. I can empathise with him. There is an @amaanjaami_MRSBarathy in all of us. 8. @futureCMGR - sporting spirit(unlike real life persona perhaps); kindly let himself be the butt of the joke in many twunches - even put up with a low dig on his dead father and favourite heroine; imagine what would have happened to me if I had made that crack in real life? :thumbsup: 7. @TVelu_daNaal - unlike #10 and #8, true to his real life persona, he enlivened twunches with his typical elaboration of finished punchlines 6. @SRGaekwod - understated and elegant as ever in real-life; he has been present as sheet anchor of many twunches, setting the game up for others to finish and take the punchlines, unlike his glory-cornering reel persona, though. 5. @mellisaimannanMSV - managing the tough, wayward drunkards @koppaiyilEKaviyarasu and @iamtherealmellisaimannanTKR to deliver songs on time for @futureCMGR, managing the ego of the latter and keeping @actorVCGanesan happy, finding and encouraging new talents like @sreerangarajanvaali - the master diplomat has been at it as he was in real life; busy as ever 4. @chaplindevoteeKH - irreverent and unconventional as ever, he has been living life in his own terms, even in our twunch world. He doesn't care what you think about his love life. You may get the laughs from the punchlines but hey, remember, HE is the one getting the gals still ;-) 3. @senthilbot - just one appearance but what an appearance. Absloutely pwned @TVelu_daNaal! 2. @actorVCGanesan - like @mellisaimannanMSV, busy as ever physically as well as mentally; warding off diplomatic rows with @futureCMGR, solving problems for @SRGaekwod, sympathasing with award-losers, encouraging talent-less-es like @englis2tamilsundararajan with a choice of selected lies(poimayum vaaimai and all that you know), dealing with betrayal from the likes of @sanguinesridhar_dir, and most of all, like his screen avatars, putting up with serial mega-suffering, such as answering stupid queries and putting up with the idiocy of....1. Our #1 star of the thread, who else but @AbhinayaSarasSD!

[groucho070]

:lol: Lovely list. Small list of cast will go long way. Halfway reading this thread, kinda got lost with the characters. Same fellers different handles. We can keep to this, with occasional appearances of a character or two.

[Shakthiprabha]

sariyAna thagavalai verify paNNi pOdaRadhu RESPONSIBLE JOURNALISM; vAikku vandhadhai pOttuttu adhai justify paNNuvadhu TABLOID JOURNALISM - idhil nAn endha vagai enbadhu thangaLukkE theriyum :)

lol suit urself. :)




Thank You. Nice to see you a little active in these parts; Your good humour(I mean not sense of humour - which I will take a potshot at now by saying it sucks, especially when denigrating the Great Gounder** - but your good nature*) adds a lot of fun to visiting forumhub :thumbsup:


ahh...that kauvvundar... :mad: anything but that keeps me sane... sense of humour of whole of TN went to dogs..thank god it was saved before it was too late.. :mad: hopless I say...
ennavo seyyunga...

thread is rocking :thumbsup:

rakesh :lol2: @ anbu nadamaadum kalai kooda june.. :P good one.

[groucho070]

nakkkeeranAPN: @actorVCganesan, we pulled it off, bro. Nine roles, a record our Navarathiri proved to be.
actorVCganesan: @nakkeeranAPN, awesome. Now, what about the gossip I hear that I'd be paid nine times?
nakkeeranAPN: @ambitiousactorSSR, you available bro?

[Plum]

Grouch - full list of characters compiled painstakingly in a couple of posts between #175-#180 of this thread. May have missed one or two but it is almost comprehensive

[groucho070]

Saw it on phone yesterday, marupadiyum check pannurEn. Is there a way I can put it in front page, so others can refer?

Edit. I just edited my first post and put that in.

[Plum]

Yeah, you should edit your post #1 of this thread and put it up there. We can go back and edit it when we add new characters. Also, can we do a poll. I think AbhinayaSaras will win the favourite character of the thread easily so maybe, the best Twitter handles? I can present the nomination of the following: 1) CUTEBUBBLYJO:):-);-):roll:THIKA. 2) krvijaya_p_:mrgreen:_arasi 3)amaanjaami_MRSBarathy 4) AbhinayaSarasSD 5) KV's handle for Visu 6) senthilbot 7) vaali's multiple handles 8) ulagamagaakaviperarasuvairamuthu 9) iamtherealmellisaimananTKR 10) vam_;-)_:noteeth:_:yessir:

[groucho070]

I am cool with that. Innum konjam soodu pidikkattum, poll vaikkalAm.

Introducing one more character.

tallerMGRranggaraj: Its official, I am in, I am in. Check me out in @chaplindevoteekh's Sattam En Kaiyil.
actorVCganesan: @tallerMGRranngaraj vAngga Thambi, vazhtukkal
chaplindevoteeKH: @tallerMGRranggaraj, you did good. Hope you have good career.
SRGaekwod: @tallerMGRranggaraj, congratulations. But I need to tell you something.
currentCMGR: @tallerMGRranngaraj, meet me at Ramavaram tottam.
SRGAekwod: Pooochuda....:roll:

[groucho070]

Of course, his handle changes after this :lol2:

[Plum]

Good one Grouch :lol:.

[P_R]

NanganallurKushboo: ... sense of humour of whole of TN went to dogs..thank god it was saved before it was too late..
PadmaSri_Chinnakkalai: @NanganallurKushboo: yeah it's me
J_Bumba: @PadmaSri_Chinnakkalai adEi mOsakkArA
thangavElu_daNaaL: @NanganallurKushboo andhakkaalathula naan adichcha jokeukkellAm thatnaam pAru
pazhaNi_mottai: @thangavElu_daNaaL yArrA adhu kai thattunadhu?
Senthilbot: @NanganallurKushboo: @PadmaSri_Chinnakkalai @thangavElu_daNaaL heh heh heh... ulagaththai nenachchEn, sirichchEn

[rsubras]

did @MKMuthuungalsothu (handle perai maathavum..ithu enakke pidikkale :)) made his debut in the twitter yet?

[Plum]

Direct attackA? pAvam SP :lol:. :lol: at chinnakalai(initially I confused this with muthukalai, konjam light tinkering paNNunga handleai), and senthilbot's pwn response

[Plum]

Interestingly, Feeyaar, it is a matter of psychological study that an Englis Gendilman like you should strike on Gounder as your greatest hero. He who doesn't know ABC of nassokka naadharithanam

[groucho070]

P_R one, I yam totally lost :???:

[Plum]

Grouch - basically, p_r's appreciation is all about gounder-senthil-guroop-misc-tf-comedy quotes. If you remember, the only one in this thread he quoted and LOLd was Joe's post on "anne fublic fublic". So, basically, his latest twunch has a bunch of characters saying lines they have previously uttered in different contexts but putting them together gives a coherent story and a punchline. Quite intelligently crafted, if I may say so. Pazhani mottai, jimbalakkadi bumba are all gounder-senthil-vadivel groupies who appeat in minor characters. Chinnakalai is Chinna Kalaivaanar Padmsri Vivek.

[groucho070]

*Sorry Grouch070 can't receive your message as he has gone back to school...again*

[Shakthiprabha]

pr ... lol... I wish I do a come back with worst g.mani things...but then...spared all of u :poke:

[Plum]

Grouch, the message feeyar wants to convey is that he, like senthilbot, often ruminates and laughs at a world full of Shaktiprabhas and Padmashree Viveks, who make it sound fashionable to steer clear of aNNan's cutting and sharp type of humour. So, the first line has SP postulating that "thank God, TN is rid of Gounder style comedy now"(not a statement of fact, but let's leave that aside) with Vivek claiming ownership in the second line for the state of affairs. Groupie J Bumba seethes at Vivek for this despicable claim while thangavelu reminisces his kalyaana parisu hey days. Pazhani mottai inserts a timely line about who the heck applauded for thangavelu - a reference to his line from a vadivel comedy - while Senthilbot has a hearty laugh at the perpetrators of "decent comedy" theory.

[Nasc]

young retired actors
@muththup-pallan-manozbr
@damil^delugu/engayathu:cry:/yaravathu:roll:^USEPanunga`Skanth

[P_R]

:ty: Plum.
Pop-references-nu ninaichEn, urai aasiriyar thEvaippadudhO :think:

"yeah it's me" is Vivek in Dhool confirming the bodybuilder in the poster is indeed him
JB's line is from Kattabomman, ricemill comedy (calculator pEran)
Senthil's line is from the classic poNNumaNi


twunch lingo ellAm correctA use paNreenga, viLayAttukku vara mAtreengaLE

[groucho070]

Okay, got it. Thanks guys. I know its frustrating when you hadda explain your jokes. To think that I was offered the explanation, vekkakEdu grouch.

My offering this morning:

SRGaekwod: Wohoo, more film with my dhronar @actorVCganesan, and a remake of Qurbani. FTW.
actorVCganesan: @SRGaekwod, always pleasure working with you.
SRGaekwod: @actorVCganesan. My bAkyam. Hope you don't "throw your weight" around, haha, kidding appa.
actorVCganesan: @SRGaekwod. haha, rascal. Actually there's a scene where I am required to sit on you.
SRGaekwod: @actorVCganesan what???? Noooooo.....
bigbellybalaji: @SRGaekwod, you signed the contract already. @actorVCganesan, get the rum and coconut juice ready, you are not named Raja this time....

decades later.

Rajini to little Nevin: And that's how tAtA never become fat throughout the years....

[Bala (Karthik)]

PR
Groucho is still not a yung :twisted:

:lol: @ pazhani motta "yaar ra adhu kai thattunadhu"


Oru vendugol for general - Plum pona range ku ponga boss, censorship pathi worry pannaadheenga :razz:

P.S: FML, FTW - na enna? (Is it F my life, F the world? :oops: )

[Bala (Karthik)]

My "review" on this tropic:
I find PR type pop-culture usages very funny.

There were other gems from others too, interesting but relatively light-a laborious and slightly lesser ROI, ROTFL value etc...

[littlemaster1982]

P.S: FML, FTW - na enna? (Is it F my life, F the world? :oops: )

FML neenga sonnadhudhaan. FTW is For the win.

[Plum]

Ninga react paNNAdhappOvE adhu purinju pOchu Bala. IrundhAlum unga levelku ellAm naan aim paNNavE illai. Nemba kashtam. Feeyar level also difficult. My level is only mass in this thread. Aside, watching Vijayakumari in "Oruthi oruththanai". Tell me what is the difference between her and AbhiSaras? Except that Abhi is relatively - relatively - better looking/glamorous. The same tutored motor functions of body, kai Attal furiously to express the meaning of words, Eyes rolling similarly, using props(climbing up and down ladders) like a novice. Reason? Obviously, both of them are tutored by similar choreographers/directors. Idhula SD mAdhiri yArAvadhu ipdi paNNa mudiyumAnnu kELvi vERa :evil:. (Comparison strittly for pAttu abhinayams - emotional scenesla ponga paanai range-E vERa :lol:)

[Plum]

Oops - I am derailing the thread myself. SP and co, nAn edhuvm sollalai. KOttai azhichudaREn. Argumnt vONAm.

[ajithfederer]

Nanganallur Kushboo SP thangachi :poke:

Senthil's response to thangavelu :rotfl:

NanganallurKushboo: ... sense of humour of whole of TN went to dogs..thank god it was saved before it was too late..
PadmaSri_Chinnakkalai: @NanganallurKushboo: yeah it's me
J_Bumba: @PadmaSri_Chinnakkalai adEi mOsakkArA

thangavElu_daNaaL: @NanganallurKushboo andhakkaalathula naan adichcha jokeukkellAm thatnaam pAru

Senthilbot: @NanganallurKushboo: @PadmaSri_Chinnakkalai @thangavElu_daNaaL heh heh heh... ulagaththai nenachchEn, sirichchEn

[groucho070]

F the world? :oops: )The one in my post? Of course it means F**k the world.

[groucho070]

Bala, you, P_R, equa, compli, and to some extend, Plum, mathiri readers sirikka vaikka konjam kashtamthen. That's why the shotgun approach. Mokka no mokka, just post-u-nggiren.


actorVCganesan: hah, doing another sister love film called ThanggaikAga.
(time travelled) plum: Does it involve unsubtle incest this time?
actorVCganesan: Who's this? Okay, just to shoo you away, let me say, "yes, it has incest", jeez man...
AbinayaSarasSD: @actorVCganesan, you doing film about insect? Wow, never knew you acted with insects also.
actorVCganesan: (y'all see this coming), @AbinayaSaasSD, of course, refer our filmography together.

[P_R]

FML from my life - mokkai profound half funny observations of how lame, weird one's life is

[hamid]

Bala, you, P_R, equa, compli, and to some extend, Plum, mathiri readers sirikka vaikka konjam kashtamthen. That's why the shotgun approach. Mokka no mokka, just post-u-nggiren.


actorVCganesan: hah, doing another sister love film called ThanggaikAga.
(time travelled) plum: Does it involve unsubtle incest this time?
actorVCganesan: Who's this? Okay, just to shoo you away, let me say, "yes, it has incest", jeez man...
AbinayaSarasSD: @actorVCganesan, you doing film about insect? Wow, never knew you acted with insects also.
actorVCganesan: (y'all see this coming), @AbinayaSaasSD, of course, refer our filmography together.

:lol:

Sari Plumku mattum nalla handle kidaikkaliya????

[groucho070]

Athu avaraiyE kEtkanum. Narathar4ever is nice, but Narathar kalagattula nanmai varum, ingga hack varum.

[Plum]

Grouch - this is good enough for me - insects :lol:

[hamid]

Athu avaraiyE kEtkanum. Narathar4ever is nice, but Narathar kalagattula nanmai varum, ingga hack varum.

Yep..Avare nallatha solluvaaru. but before that let everybody give their choices..

and..the last part of your post..eh... you mean to say Plum is the reason for the Hub to be hacked???? :wink: kutram senjavana vida kutram seyya thoondinavan mela thaane thappu athikam? :think: ah.. enough digs... continue the tweets guys.. I just love it... especially Plum's, Grouchs and occasional PR's ( thought need Plum's explanation to udnerstand those)

[Plum]

Idhaiyum nAne sollaNumA? @'plum'b-in-front, @fix-you_plumber, @gnAnap(a)lum,@p(a)lum_neeyappA - ipdi EdhAvadhu pOttukOnga . When I briefly enrolled into twitter, I think I had @nomdeplume.

[Plum]

Allov Hamid - don't start the hacking thing again? EnnamO hacking paNNa nAn order paNNA mAdhiri buildup kudukkaringa?

[hamid]

Plm get back to tweets...

Get JJ, MK, CMGR etc & their reactions at the political junctures...

[hamid]

Allov Hamid - don't start the hacking thing again? EnnamO hacking paNNa nAn order paNNA mAdhiri buildup kudukkaringa?

would love to continue.. but intha threadla venaam.. have to say I start admiring you more these days, though I am totally against the sort of attitude and way of argument you take.. still dont like those anyway...

[groucho070]

I wanted to do that Thirupathi Ganesan thing, just can't find an angle, and whom to tease.

[Plum]

Politics vENAm. Sensitive. Actors are the sitting ducks.

[KV]

@FireInDaBellyDirRudriah: bouncin ideas off @AssistantAnathu, @BreathingMoviesActorKamal, @AllWorkNoPlayRajini. Great minds. Fantastic perspectives. Film shapin up nicely!

@FireInDaBellyDirRudriah: Awestruck at @MusicIsLifeComposerRaaja. Tunes gushin out like river-rapids. Crazzzzy!!! Tough to keep pace with his thinkin! Maverickkk!!!

@BreathingMoviesActorKamal: @FireInDaBellyDirRudriah keep at it, buddy! This could indeed be special!!!

@RespectedLove_actrezz_SPriya: Touchwood! Fingercross! Plzzz pray 4 us! muuaaaahhhh!

@BreathingMoviesActorKamal: @RespectedLove_actrezz_SPriya: quite apt 4 a rationalist feminist! LOL!

@MusicIsLifeComposerRaaja: @BreathingMoviesActorKamal waddya tryin to bounce off here, mate!? ;-) No screwups on da floor tmrw @songrecordin!!! LOL!

[groucho070]

Okay, this one is for Bala (you won't laugh, you will get what "they" are talking about).

singingmoonbalu: can't believe it, the director actually rejected @mookaambikayesaranam_IRaja singing his own song, dey @iamtherealisaignani_gangaiamaraen, can you believe it.
iamtherealisaignani_gangaiamaraen: @allrounderbala, don't get it. He composed and he wanted to sing it himself?
singingmoonbalu: @iamtherealisaignani_gangaiamaraen, yeah. A folk number. Right down his alley. he gave it to me to sing.
mookaambikayesaranam_IRaja: all @kOpayilEkaviarasu's fault.
kOpayilEkaviarasu: @mookaambikayesaranam_IR, lol I know the prank will work.
iamtherealisaignani_gangaiamaraen: wait @singingmoonbalu, what song is that?
singingmoonbalu: @iamtherealisaignani_gangaiamaraen, ponAram poovAram, kanOram minsAram.

[groucho070]

KV, I thought you were going to the part where IR rapped Kamal for singing with Malayalam accent for Paneer Pushpanggale (Raaeeegam paaaduu....)

[Plum]

KV - good handles. Will get grouch to update it in first page. Hamid - sure, not here. This thread we'll keep it clean. Also KV, that avtar, can you make it lesser sized so that it is avtar-ready. Indha cropping, cutting ellAm namakku vaRAdhu - namma sangeedha parambarai AchE ;-)

[groucho070]

updated the handles in front page.

[Plum]

Grouch, actually I didn't get the ponnaram dig. Play on the word "rum"-A?

[groucho070]

Yeah, its a dig on his, not joke, pronunciation. IR would have sang it like this, "Ponnarauuu, poovarauuu, kannorauuuu, minsarauuu" and terrified the director.

[Plum]

Oh ok thatA? I went along the lines of Rum being a strong connection between Kavignar and SPB, while IR is not an expert on Rum hence the song went to Balu instead

[Plum]

Grouch - the bala-feeyar type twunch is one way of fun. The way you spin known anecdotes with a twist is another enjoyable type of fun. As you said, not every twunch of yours is funny - there is a clear dichotomy: ones involving Abhisaras are hilarious: rest are just oka - but almost all of them give a smile in terms of reference to some incident or quirk involving a celebrity. :thumbsup:

[groucho070]

adannggonniya, eppadi eppadi ellAm vEla seyyuthu ungga moola. Ithu munnadiyE solli irunthA, adiyEn credit vanggiruppEnE. IppadithanE pala directohhrs, writehhrs ellam avingga work's-a sila college passangga overinterprete panni credit vAnggurAngga.

[Plum]

tragedyking_yusufkhan : yaar @actorVCGanesan - sunA tum aaj kal nashili cheez ka prayog karnE lagE. Galat yaar, filum industry mein tumhArA sAdhna abhi bahut bAki hai. Friendly advice - drop the drug habit, yaar :( @actorVCGanesan @tragedyking_yusufkhan - :shock:; yusufbhai, WTH? What gave you the idea I am into drugs? :idontgetit: tragedyking_yusufkhan @actorVCGanesan - bhai, saw you talking to some Abin, Charas dealer SD; fikr ho gaya; think of your family, yeh aadat chOd do bhai :( @actorVCGanesan @tragedyking_yusufkhan. :lol: - that's our pet bimbo AbhinayaSaraswathi Sarojadevi :rotfl: but you are right, I need to stop doing Abhincharas LOL; care to cast her for your movie? tragedyking_yusufkhan @actorVCGanesan - oh :lol: :kaan-pakad: - sure need a heroine for next movie; AbhinayaSarasSD - @actorVCGanesan - thankzzzzz! signed hindi muvie #paigaam wth grt dilipkumarrrrr. he said you reco-ed me. So kind of you! @actorVCGanesan #avanavanprachnaiavanavanukku LOL

[groucho070]

:lol: Care to translate the first line of Hindi bit.

[Plum]

1. Yusuf: bro Ganesan, heard you started using drugs these days? There's so much left for you to achieve in films, bro. Pls drop this habit :( 2. Yusuf: ...think of your family, drop this noxious habit. 3. :kaan-pakad - north indies version of light thoppukaranam

[Plum]

4. Charas - general term for drugs in Hindi, if you didn't know it already. Just saw myself accidentally typing "AbhinSaras" in a previous tweet and it triggered off this twunch.

[Plum]

Yaar - literal translation: naNbA, machi, mAms. I just used bro as a translation in spirit. Seemed more apt for this tweet as it needed to show more affection from Yusufbhai.

[groucho070]

Okay, okay, thanks. tragedy_King :lol: Or is it his serious respectful title among the Northies? :???:

[Plum]

I thought the line " I need to stop doing AbinSaras" will get more attention ;-). Aiyo - nAnE ipdi eduthu kodukka vENdi irukkE...

[Shakthiprabha]

yeah yeah... abin saras thaan.. she gets u hooked...desperately to her talent.... :thumbsup:
I am enjoying AbhinayaSarasSD here...as much as all of you :)

[groucho070]

Idea from coffee chat.

chaplindevoteeKH: @SRGaekwod bro, just wrote a script, a comedic masala about twin brothers. I'd be doing three roles, including father.
SRGaekwod: @chaplindevoteeKH, wow! Start shooting already?
chaplindevoteeKH: @SRGaekwod, not yet bro. Still looking at dates. Very packed, but this is personal, and I really dig the title. Awesome title. Suspense though.
SRGaekwod: @chaplindevoteeKH, three roles eh? Don't think I can ever pull it off.
HaasanfamilySuhasini: @chaplindevoteeKH, sittappA, just finished shooting action film. called Apoorva Sahotharigal.
ChaplindevoteeKH: @SRGaekwod, dropping the movie. We'lll talk about it six years later.