Quotes Corner

[Miss Kavya]

Quotes Corner

Hello Friends....I am Miss Kavya and I would like to present some captivating collection of Quotations that I have collected from various sources ....Enjoy and pass your comments....

Good Day!

“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film"

[bis_mala]

Good one!

[pavalamani pragasam]

Different and interesting!

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""I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

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"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

[pavalamani pragasam]

Irony!

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"I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?"

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"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."

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"Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want."

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"It's better to leave while staying is welcomed than to stay while leaving is welcomed."

[pavalamani pragasam]

:)

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"When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason."

[bis_mala]

:clap:

[pavalamani pragasam]

:lol: Pure wisdom!

[bis_mala]

:D

[Miss Kavya]

"A smart person knows all the rules so he can break them wisely." [/b]

[pavalamani pragasam]

:wink:

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"Forgive your enemies--if you can't get back at them any other way."

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"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth."

[srimal]

:2thumbsup:

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"A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice."

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"Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit."

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"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."

[bis_mala]

Wow. So good!

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"School is like a lollipop. It sucks until it is gone."

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"Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut."

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"You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better know something."

[pavalamani pragasam]

:lol:

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"Successful people are very lucky. Just ask any failure."

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"Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil--and you'll never get a job working for a tabloid."

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"Okay, so God made man first, but doesn't everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?"

[sathya_1979]

Being God, it was FTR :P

[sathya_1979]

V 1.0 always innocent
V 2.0 always dangerous and destructive :lol2:

[Sarna]

"Okay, so God made man first, but doesn't everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?"

:lol:

[Sarna]

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."

:thumbsup:

[Sarna]

"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth."

bitter truth :(

[Miss Kavya]

Thanks for the feedback. If you guys have some quotes, please post them too.

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"Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, and disposable."

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"English is a funny language--that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway."

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"Tolerance is a great trait to contain, but so is the ability to shut up."

[Sarna]

"Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, and disposable."

where is our thirumaran ?

[Thirumaran]

"Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, and disposable."

Sama Urimai ethir paakureengannu purithu.. Sorry we are not interested in passing the bill for even 33 % :poke:

[Miss Kavya]

"Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, and disposable."

Sama Urimai ethir paakureengannu purithu.. Sorry we are not interested in passing the bill for even 33 % :poke:

Just some interesting humour quote.....no offense to anyone. :)

[Miss Kavya]

"You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way."

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"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."

[pavalamani pragasam]

No one takes offence here! It is Hub's usual pastime for the female brigade to ward off missiles from male friends!

[Thirumaran]

Miss Kavya,
I would be the last person to get offended :wink: Since i use similiar type of quotes quite often here and fb ((mostly making fun of women) Sarna was looking for me :P

Continue ur public works like this :P En kitta irunthum niraya varalaam.. :think: So beware :mrgreen:

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"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."

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"Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealing with men."

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"Guys who have big muscles and a nice car are usually trying to make up for a lost feature."

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"A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist."

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"People like you are the reason people like me take pills!"

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"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'"

[Thirumaran]

"If a man opens the door of his car for his wife, then either the wife or the car is new."

[Miss Kavya]

"If a man opens the door of his car for his wife, then either the wife or the car is new."

WOW!!! This is a good one. Great Job!

[Thirumaran]

danks :wink:

What is Polymorphism?

Boys use the word friendship to start love. Girls use the same word to end love. Same word but different concept. !!!

[Miss Kavya]

danks :wink:

What is Polymorphism?

Boys use the word friendship to start love. Girls use the same word to end love. Same word but different concept. !!!

I am very much Impressed! :D

[Querida]

"If a man opens the door of his car for his wife, then either the wife or the car is new."

What's your answer to Great's question?
What if both are new? :poke:

[ajithfederer]

Miss Kavya

Sorry to nitpick but your quotes and your signature are contradicting :)

[Thirumaran]

"If a man opens the door of his car for his wife, then either the wife or the car is new."

What's your answer to Great's question?
What if both are new? :poke:

Q, I bOlO wed..

Most men will not be interested in investing in 2 costlier things which might end in lots of expenses at the same time :P

[rajraj]

What if both are new? :poke:

That happens all the time in India! :lol:

[pavalamani pragasam]

:lol2:

[Miss Kavya]

Miss Kavya

Sorry to nitpick but your quotes and your signature are contradicting :)

Good Catch! :D

[Thirumaran]

The fear of women is the beginning of knowledge.


"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H.L. Mencken

[Sarna]

"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H.L. Mencken
8-)

[Miss Kavya]

The fear of women is the beginning of knowledge.


"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H.L. Mencken

Good Ones.

[Thirumaran]

A true friend stabs you in the front

[Dinesh84]

A true friend stabs you in the front nanbenda! 8-)

[Miss Kavya]

A true friend stabs you in the front nanbenda! 8-)

:lol:

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"There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and ...."

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"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married."

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"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not."

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"Sometimes you have to do that with adults--just say what they need you to say--so they'll get out of your face."

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"He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke."

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"If you think something small can't make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room."

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"The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided."

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"Late night TV is very educational. It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlier."

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"A friend shares the good times and helps out by listening during the bad times."

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"If you have two friends in your lifetime, you're lucky. If you have one good friend, you're more than lucky."