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NOV
8th September 2009, 06:29 PM
Discuss these statements:

Nobody goes to that restaurant; it's too crowded.

Don't go near the water 'til you have learned how to swim.

The man who wrote such a stupid sentence cannot write at all.

If you get this message, call me, and if you don't get it, don't call.

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NOV
8th September 2009, 06:30 PM
Let's say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier.

Let's also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate.

What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?
NOV
8th September 2009, 06:30 PM
Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
NOV
8th September 2009, 06:31 PM
Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
NOV
8th September 2009, 06:32 PM
A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother.

Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born.

If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
NOV
8th September 2009, 06:33 PM
If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
NOV
8th September 2009, 06:34 PM
Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?
NOV
8th September 2009, 06:34 PM
What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
NOV
8th September 2009, 06:35 PM
I conclude with this challenge: Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he is not capable of lifting!
P_R
8th September 2009, 07:02 PM
A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother.

Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born.

If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.

You may be interested in this story (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E2%80%94All_You_Zombies%E2%80%94)
NOV
8th September 2009, 07:09 PM
[tscii]wow! very interesting PR, thanks for the link. :D


"'—All You Zombies—'" chronicles a young man (later revealed to be intersex) taken back in time and tricked into impregnating his younger, female self (before he underwent a sex change); he thus turns out to be the offspring of that union, with the paradoxical result that he is both his own mother and father. As the story unfolds, all the major characters are revealed to be the same person, at different stages of her/his life.
kid-glove
8th September 2009, 07:10 PM
This one (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_paradox)too.
NOV
8th September 2009, 07:15 PM
parallel universe is a very interesting theory. padikkanum, niraya padikkanum.
will wait till I get old :rotfl: