rsubras
22nd October 2007, 03:41 PM
[tscii:e5e1beb03f][/tscii:e5e1beb03f]P.S : This is really a bigggggggg story.... I am writing in 4 parts at my blog... Here I am posting the entire thing... I have completed only 3 :D
ENAKKORU GIRL FRIEND VENUMAE
Raju was just staring at the monitor....He once again looked at the system time. It was only 10 minutes to 12. Uh..Oh.. at least 20 more minutes before he can call his friend Sasi for lunch. Gosh...he never thought bench life would be so boring so soon. No work to do, No friends to chat with, None of his friends were online at that time..Even his onsite friends have gone to sleep after the day's fight with their offshore counterparts...lazy gooses.....no soul is available to talk in mobile even... Suddenly everyone appeared to be so busy with their work, while for Raju, the clock appeared to limp like a boozed old man on its way to the next minute..
Till last week, Raju also was in a project, a critical project as they always say…In IT industry, even a project not worth it’s salt will be called as a critical project, if the client is demanding…..Raju was not having a even minute to spare, overflowed with so many tasks to complete. Phone bells never stopped ringing in Raju’s cubicle, from the onsite co ordinator who spit fire even fiercer than a dragon, from the Testing team bugging with bugs always, from his Project manager who pings him too often to know about the current status…
Particularly in the previous week, the work was just too much, with so much of his routine works got affected. He was not able to call his loving sister Nivetha also, whom he considers so much closer to heart more than anyone else. Nivetha is studying in IISc Bangalore, staying in a hostel. Raju never failed to call dear nivee at least once a day ever since she went Bangalore two years ago.. Hmm…from being such a busy bee to a zombie now in a space of 5 days … phewwww…IT life for sure is a pendulum Raju thought.
(START BREAK): phew…. English laye ezhutharathu romba kashtama iruku…..so switching back to Tanglish… Kindly execuse :D (END BREAK)
Raju restlessly looked at the time again. It is 12:09 now. He thought, ippave call pannathan, eppavum busy nu scene podara Sasi will come for lunch at 12:30 at least. So he dialed Sasi’s extension number from the intercomm. Sasi attends the call
Sasi : sollu machi
Raju : Wassup da
Sasi : Work than da… so many tasks to complete bfore EOD
Raju : Nee tasks for EOD nu solrae…naan Task-less ah Eee ottitu irukkaen…hmph…
Sasi : machan..epadi da kalakkare…
Raju : ayye..podhum…sari time for lunch…Vaa polaam
Sasi : dei busy da
Raju : nee busy da, enakku pasi da
Sasi : Barely 2.5 hours since u would have had your breakfast, athukulla lunch ah
Raju : enna panrathu, If there is nothing to do, eating is a good time pass at least
Sasi : ippadi solli solli than, overaa weight pottiruke nee… College la all rounder ah iruntha nee, ippo software company vanthu aalu rounder ah aayitae… :)
Raju : podhum, niruthikko, Sappida vaa…Come.
Sasi : dei machi..athu vanthu…hehee..
Raju : Come na, ennada pammare? Vaada
Sasi : athu illada… naan oru ponnukku route vittutu irunthaen la Roopa nu…. Ipothan work out aagara mathiri iruku… ava la lunch kooptirukken.. inniku ava kooda poren da.. Sorry machii…
Raju : adappavi….
Sasi : hey man, onsite la irunthu call panna solli ping panranga… I will talk to u later
Ipadi solitu tak nu phone ah vachidaran Sasi… Raju felt so awful….Oh God… not again he thought…!!!! Not so long ago, Raju’s lunch team was a big one..But as days passed by Girl friend, marriage nu vanthavudane Ovvoruthara kazhandukittanga…. And the latest to join that list was Sasi leaving Raju all alone.
Why is that the guy prefer to go with his girl friend all alone, Raju wondered….. Just because u get a new relation, u have to cut all the other existing relations..How stupid!!! Is a love relation so different, that u need to de-friend all others? Oh, Raju never liked this Love concept and from all what he has heard, seen, portrayed in the movies he has seen, he hated Love more than anything else…. Sasi kitta pesinathu la irunthu Raju got so irritated…Now he can’t go alone for lunch also… Office Food court la Single ah sappida pona..engayum utkara vida maatanga…. Sorry anga aal varanga nu solliye ovvoru idama thurathi vittuduvanga…cha cha…
Already idle ah irunthathunala irritated ah iruntha Raju, intha matter ku apuram semma upset…….. He felt like talking to his sister Nivetha… who is the only one in his entire world, who can make Raju feel better than anyone else…. Nivee kitta ithellam sonnale, manasu light ah aayidum.... Today is Wednesday thane...so she has classes only in the morning..shud be free now....ippadi think pannitu Raju comes out of his wing and calls up nivee at her mobile. Ring went at the other side... Raju was little bit tensed if Nivetha would be blasting him for not calling him for a full week...itz oki adjust pannikalam... sweet girl she is nu ninaichukittae Raju waits for Nivetha to pick the phone up....Nivi picks it up
Nivetha : hiiii anna
Raju : hey nivetha……nee eppadi irukkae?
Nivetha : am fine na… neenga eppadi irukeenga
Raju : am fine too ma…. Hey sorry da nivi, 1 week ah semma work…. oki va….ingayum angayum nagara kooda mudilae…bend eduthuttanga…. Saturday Sunday kooda office vanthaen theriyuma… athan da call pannala… am so sorry, amma vum appa vum sollirupanga ninaikkaren
Nivetha : yea yea they told… I was ok anna…. Don’t worry
(Raju is surprised…usual ah 1 day call pannalena kooda next day pannumbothu pichi eduthuduva.. now ethuvume sollaliye nu)
Raju : hey something odd with u today…sari pogattum vidu. Enakku Diwali ku oru T-Shirt vaangi vai nu sonnen la… vaanguniya?
Nivetha : oh anna sorry…. naan shopping panna ponappo, I was able to get only a shirt for u, T-Shirt vaanga mudilae…
Raju : Free vidu, nee vaanguna Shirt la Tea ya oothi athaiye naan T-Shirt aakidaren :D (chuckles)
Nivetha : haiyyo annna…verupethatheenga…. T-Shirts lam inga rumba costly ah irunthathu and aIso didn’t have enough money at that time
Raju : ATM la kaasu eduthirukkalamae
Nivetha : antha kodumaiya en anna ketkareenga…ATM pakathulaye onnu irunthuchu…but PIN number ah maranthuttaen.. athaan…
Raju : ada enna nivee…penn buthi PIN buthi nu solvaangale..appadi irunthuma maranthutte ;)
Nivetha : paduthatheenga anna…. Mokkai podarthai neenga stop pannave maatengala…..
Raju : hahaa… vaai bokkai aanalum en mokkai pogaathu :D…..sari, sari free… I wanted to tell u one important thing..…..
Nivetha (interrupts) : listen… I have an important thing to tell to u myself….
Raju : hey po foul…. Nan than phone panninen..and I only started… naan than soluvaen
Nivetha : ponga anna… Girls than first… Naan solrene anna….please please….
Raju : (konjalaga) chinna thangaiye nivetha...
nee sonnathellam ketpaen..enakku nee Vedha...
ippo first nan sola konjam enakku nee Way thaa..
Nivetha: hehhee.. poda anna...podhum ice..naan than solven....
Raju : aargh....sari sollu..sollu..solluuuuu....
Nivetha : solraen..solraen…. aana tell me this, u are a very good Anna thane… Watever that is happy for me is happy for u also thane…
Raju : enna pullae ippadi solli puttae…. Un santhosam than en santhosam..unakkaga… naan..naan…
Nivetha : (interrupts) podhum podhum…udane unga la la la tune pottudatheenga.. nan solla porathu la-la-la matter illa ooh-la-la matter…
Raju : enna nivee solrae?
Nivetha : mmm…purilaya (pauses)…Raju Anna..I think I am in love with namma Nandhini Aunty’s son Gokul…..
Nivetha ippadi sonnavudane Raju ku oru nimisham onnum purilae...he could not believe his own ears….
Raju : (panicky voice la) ennathu…….. ennathu… sollu sollu
Nivetha : annaa… Delhi la irukangala namma Nandhini athai, avanga paiyan, nammaloda cousin Gokul ah naan love panren anna… avanum…cha (blushes) avarum ennai love panraar…. (blushes again)
appadiye 10 atom bomb ah koluthi potta maathiri oru sound..athu onnum illa..Raju voda manasula intha maathiri oru feeling..avan heart la vedicha maathiri...Love…Love… Love…... athe vaarthai… Raju ku English la pidikkathe orae vaarthai… (Author: appo Romance ngra word na pidikkuma apadinu lam no cross qwestions ketka koodathu plz :D, ithu serious ah na situation..so mugatha serious ah vachikittu padinga.. ) ithu varaikkum avan kitta dear ah pazhagina friends elloraiyum avan kitta irunthu separate panna athe love… athe love la ippa avan sister um maatikitta… Raju ku kobam kobama varuthu… aana nivi kitta kobathai eppadi kaatarathu nu avanukku therila….coz He had never been angry with his sister so far... So silent ah irukan..
(after few minutes)
Nivetha : anna….enna sound aeh kaanom
Raju : (grumbles) huhhh......huhhhh....
Nivetha : haiyoo...anna pesunga nu sonna ippadi anaconda effect thareengal.. (chuckles)
Raju : (fuming) nakkala pocha unakku.... neee...
Nivetha : (interrupts) Anna…anna..wait…Looks like Gokul aththan is on call…(blushes) .I will call u later oki…. Sorry so much anna… (blushes) I will call u back… hehehe hehehe…(blushes) Bye anna… (hangs up the call)
Ippadiyaga Nivetha vum call ah cut pannidara. Raju is shaken to the core… What a day it has been for him…… First his best friend Sasi….nethi varaikkum hey machan enna vachan nu kulainjittu irunthaan…. Aana inniku, Call pesittu irukkumbothe, avan sight call vanthavudane, onsite call nu dabaaichutu phone ah cut pannitan…… intha ponnu Nivetha…. Avanoda manasaatchi, avan kooda pirantha thangai…. avaluma love la...My God…avaluma Romance la vizhunthutta… Romance ku spelling kooda theriyadha ponnu athu, English essay la laam Romeo and Juliet fell into Romans nu thathakka pithakka va ezhuthuvaale avala……avaluma kaadhalikkara....Wat a pity, wat a pity....Intha latchanathula avanoda orkut la today's fortune nu soli "you will recieve good news through telephone" nu laam pottirunthaanga....Ithu enna kodumai saravanan.... x-(
Raju over feelings la irunthathala, manasula pesittu irunthathu speaker on panni vittuta maathiri vaarthai veliyave vanthuduthu...avanoda neram..antha time la nu paarthu avanoda PM Saravana kumar antha vazhiya cross panraar... Raju solratha kettutu thannai thaan koopidarano nu ninaichikitu.. "hey raju..watz the matter dude..What u referred as kodumai to me? any probs?" appadinu kettute avan pakkam varaar......Raju avara samalikkarathukkaga pesa aarambikkiran
"athilla sir...ellarum India 20-20 cup ah jeyichathai romba surprised ah perisa solraanga... but namma abdul kalam ithai erkanave predict pannirukaru..athai orutharum kandukka maatengranga illaiya..athai ninaichu than naan apadi sonnen" nu solraan
Saravanan gets surprised.."oh is it...avar predict pannirukara...thatz great..eppo sonnar?" nu aachariyama ketkarar...
Raju "ada aama sir..India will be successful by 2020 nu avar than adikkadi solirukar la...enna oru hyphen ah vittutaru...mathapadi he was just perfect..illaiya sir" appadinu Raju sirichikitte ketkaran. Saravana Kumar ku vantha kaduppu la avar kai la iruntha laptop ah appadiye thooki pottirupar Raju mela...aana Office manners nu onnu irukkarathala control pannikitu, "summa ponavana kooptu mokkai pottu sorinju vittutiyada... iru di..un appraisal la aapu vachu athai aapuraisal aakidaren" nu manasukkula karuvitte vidu vidu nu poidarar antha idathai vittu....
namma hero raju vo Janakaraj style la "sogamana situation la kooda ippadi marana mokkai podariye da..athu eppadi da raju unnala mattum mudiyuthu..ennamo poda raju" appadinu thanakku thaane aaruthal sollitu depressed ah sirichikittae, he returns back to his cubicle
(A Day later…)
Twilight time….Besant nagar beach….Raju was lying on the beach sands near the shore looking at the waves that wetted his knees and went back. Amazing he thought, that simply looking at the waves calms the wavering mind. Probably, seeri paayara alai, alai paayura ennam rendume onna synch aagarathunala irukkalam... Depression in the ocean brings rains...Depression in our mind also bring rains...in the form of tears from our eyes... Hmmm...kodumai….thilo kooda suthittu irukka vendiya vayasula ippadi thaniya philo pesa vachuttangalae...Poor Raju, he had never been to beach alone previously... Chinna vayasula family kooda varuvaan…. He and nivetha would be playing in the beach, running and catching, building castles out of sand, going for a ride in the horse…used to be lots of fun…. Then with his friends group, in school, college and then in work…. Nivetha, whenever she comes to Chennai, pesters Raju to take her to beach… Now he is all alone in the same beach, kadalaiye verichu verichu paarthukittu….. veruppa irunthathu Raju ku…..
Appo some one tapped Raju in his back, Raju thirumbi paarthan…Surprise..surprise…ange ninuttu irunthathu avanoda childhood friend and oru kaalathula avanoda best friend Magi alias Magesh. Raju va porutha varai, Magi than mudhal “dhrogi”…close ah pazhagittu irunthavan, oru lover kidaichavudane, kandukkarathaiye vittutu antha ponnu pinnadiye suthittu irunthavanga list la mudhal aal. He has married her now and kind of settled in life. Appadi patta oruthanai kitta thatta after 2 years paarthathula Raju ku semma santhosam… avan mela kobam irunthalum, ippo irukara mind set la he felt so happy about meeting his pal Magi.
Magi : dei machaan..eppadi da irukae
Raju : fine da…… nee eppadi irukae…un lover..sorry sorry..un wife eppadi irukkanga…
Magi : avalukkenna da she is doing great… nee enna machi thannanthaniya beach la sogamae uruva kadalai paarthuttu irukka…enna kaadhal tholvi ya….
Raju : (depressed smile) :yea yea… Kaadhal tholvi than…. Aana kadhalichathu enna suthi irunthavanga… thothathu mattum naan… athan eppavume oru kootathoda suthittu iruntha naan inniku thaniya suthittu irukkaen :)
Magi : ennada solrae
[Raju explains everything up to Nivetha’s love story]
Magi : hahahaaa
Raju : dei enda ippadi sirikkare..
Magi : sorry da machan… I can’t but help laugh at ur childishness. I can very well understand that you feel lonely without those dears near u. But it is not fair on ur part to be expecting them to be always with you la.. Everyone has a life for their own and sooner than later you will also have one on ur own...
Raju : yea yea I understand all that. I agree marital relation is the most important relation in our life, but there is a limit to everything. I hate this concept of love da…….. stupid thing….It makes the person selfish... Oru proverb solvaanga about Friends, when the whole world steps out, your friend steps in… but intha love vishayatha porutha varai… It is like…When a lover steps in, the whole world literally steps out of that person’s mind.. how mean
Magi : hahaa… machan….true thanda… see.. It is a new relation after all…and it is but human tendency to get all excited about anything new that you experience. And when it is a love relation, the excitement knows no bounds because the very thought that you have got that person to live with your entire life is just amazing u know….
Raju : don’t blabber da… Take the case of my sis…. Chinna ponnu she is….after all… how can u say that she has the capacity to select the person to be with her life?
Magi : nee than da ularure… What is ur sister’s age da… u are 26 now…and she is just 4 years younger than u at 22. She is more than matured enough to choose her life and does not need any guidance in that.
Raju : dei…. How can she da… how can she dare to do such things.. amma appa va mathikkama….ennai.. I have been closer to her than our appa or amma is... I have shared so many things with her, which I have not opened with any one else
Magi : chinna pullaiyaatam pesathe da…. Ellorkittayum consult panitu mudivu edukkarathukku Kaadhal onnum job offer kidayaathu..athu oru feel da… you can never predict when it wud happen inside u, you can never explain that to others at all…. Actually I wud say that ava ippa unkitta sonnathe, because of the respect she has for u than
Raju : cinema dialogue lam nala vidu da nee
Magi : illada, not dialogue, I am telling straight out of my heart.. ippa unakku enna problem un thangai love panrathunala…. Antha paiyan eppadi patta paiyan….
Raju : avan enga cousin thaanda…. distant cousin actually…, Chinna vayasula their family was in chennai only and appa lam vilayada enga veetukku than varuvaan… appuram they moved to Delhi. Recent ah innoru cousin marriage la than romba nalaikku appuram avanai naanga paarthom.. appave avan en thangachiya sight adichittu irunthan. Galatta vittutu irunthaan… pakathula vanthu hello madame nu nivetha paarthu sonnana… nivee ku semma kobam…. Hello sir, I am not madam…call me nivee nu sonna…. Athukku la avan, style ah sirichittu, oh nivi… I said…mah-dame..and not madame…. appadinu sonnan
Magi : hahaa kalakittan po… sari ithelam paarthuttu annan unakku kobam varalai?
Raju : mmm..vanthuchu… but avan intha maathiri dialogue vittavudane Nivetha sirichitta…... as long as it is within limits, my sis does not have any complaints and enjoy such things, antha age kana enjoyment kulla naan interfere panna virumbale
Magi : Great maan… thatz awesome attitude on ur part, i must say…. Sari..avan nalla paiyan thane
Raju : hmm hmm… nalla paiyan than.. Appa IAS officer, amma, athavathu enga athai house wife, orthodox family. Ore paiyan
Magi : pinna ennada un problem… intha kaalathula ponnunga lam kaadhal nu sollitu oor per theriyatha, poruthame illatha pasangaloda suthittu irukkanga..un thangachi theliva mudiveduthu, same caste la, unga family laye select panna epadi select pannuvangalo, avangaloda mind ku pidikkira maathiriyum, athe samayam thannoda manasukku pidicha maathriyum oru paiyanai thane select panniruka.. she shud be congratulated actually. And you and your parents should feel lucky for having a girl like her in ur family..Athai vittutu en feel pannare?
Raju : irunthalum…. I can never accept this (shakes his head)
Magi : u can’t than da….coz you are 26 and innum verumane office poitu, kadamaikku nu velai paarthuttu , veetukku thirumbi vara pullai nee… man..come out of ur shell da..ulagathai suthi paaru… u will get to know how good Love is… machan..Kaadhal onnum ketta vishayam illa...onnu purinjukko… Marriage is inevitable in our life…. We will not be able to select our Parents, we will not be able to select our siblings, and in most cases we will not be able to select our friends also… ithellam thanaa amaiyara uravu.. But for a person we are gonna be with for more than half of our life… angayum, kannai katti nadu forest la kondu poi vitta mathiri thideernu oruthar munnadi nikka vachu, ivanga than un kooda life la vara poranga nu sonna, yosichu paaru… eppadi iurkkum? Namma studies, namma career pathi lam evvalo plan panrom, athe pola thane namma personal life um important...…namma mind ka oruthar mela feel vanthu, ivanga namma kooda vantha nallarukkume nu thoni, avanga mela anbu vachu, avangalaiye life partner aakikittom na life sorgama irukkum :)
Raju : hmmmm
Magi : after all marital life is all about perfect understanding... ivanga than namma vaazhkai thunai rendu peru manasu layum ore maathiri thonarathu rare vishayam machi. And when it does happen, it surely is a bliss…. Not that I am against arranged marriage, but for people with balanced minds, love definitely gives more chance for a better married life :) I do believe nivetha has the perfect mind and thinking... ada ennada unga appa amma voda valarppu pathi enakku irukkara belief kooda unakku illaiye...
Ippadi magesh love ah pathi uyarva pesa pesa, Raju manathil oru maatram…. Face la oru thelivu theriyuthu, and it gets brighter…
Raju : dei magi…….. cha cha.... ivlo naal love ah pathi naan thapave than ninaichittu irunthaen..actually nee solrathum, ithu varai en life la nadanthathum vachu paartha……… enaku nee solratha appadiye feel panan mudiyuthu
Magi : (happily smiles) :) cool da, apuram enna anna na latchanama Nivetha voda love ah veetula eduthu solli avalukku green signal vaangi kodukka paaru..athu than ava mela nee vachirukara pasathukku unmaiyana mariyathai :)
Raju : ada athu oru pakkam irukkatum da……… nee sonnathai ketka ketka, enakkula oru feeling…… I think I found what I have missed all thru in life…….. ada enna da….. periya Love… (gets up) Enthiruchitten...itho varen... Naanum panrenda Love-u………….
Magi was stunned on hearing Raju saying this.. He never expected this…Thangachi ponnu Nivetha love ku support ah ava annana convince pannalam nu love pathi konjam extra bit potta… athu back fire aagi, kinaru vetta boodham kilambina maathiri intha paiyane love panna poraennu kilambittane nu avanukku thonuthu….Magi paarthutte nikka, charged up ah Raju kilambinan antha idathai vittu.
Veerama savaal vittutu vanthane thavira Raju ku aduthu enna panrathu nu purilae.. Veetukku pona udane Amma kitta sappadu kooda venam nu sollitu thannoda room kulla poi lock pannikiran.....Mirror munadi ninnutu thannaiye paarthuttu yosikkaran...Perisa savaal vittome… nammala la mudiyuma.. Love panra age lam thaandi poche da.. ithukku mela Girl friend kidaikkuma namakkellam……… ippadi lam thinking poguthu…….. Romba naal aachu avanai avane paarthu... Shave pannumbothu mugatha paarkarathoda sari...after a long time, he sees his reflection in the mirror....a bulged belly, vitta konja naal la helmet maathiri aagidumo nu bayamuruthara thalai…Gosh…. 26 age ku ithellam too much ah theriyuthe da machi nu avan manasu soluthu..athukku avan manasatchi..”Theriyum da theriyum… regular food lam skip pannitu, cream biscuit, pizza, noodles nu one by one ah ulla pogumbothu ithellam theriyaathu…. Taste ah irukkaenu waste foods lam sappita.. Fast foods na fast ah than side effects um varum” nu solluthu.. Psssst.. sari sari sari…athellam pazhaiya kadhai…… Come to the present..Ippo somehow he has to get a girl friend sooner than later… Nivetha matter veliyae mukkiyama Parents ku theriya munnadi enakku oru lover vanthudanum…athukana vazhiya paarkanum…. Enna pannalam nu yosichittu irukkarappo avanukku avanoda colleague Vijay nyabagam varuthu…Yess…avan than intha matter la namakku help panna koodiya correct ah na aal… oru nalla idea kidaicha kushi la thoonga poraan Raju…
Vijay …… Raju voda colleague… Raju Office la velai paarkira pasangalukku love matter la enna problem naalum Vijay kitta than odi varuvaanga… ponnungalai correct panrathukku Vijay correct ah na ideas koduppan…. Idea work out aagutho illiyo… antha ponnu work out aagidum, idea ketta paiyanukku.. Ponnungala approach panni pesarathula irunthu avanga kitta propose panra varai ellathukkum tips and training kodukkarathula Vijay namma Shahjahan Vijay maathiri... Ippadi patta Vijay va than Raju meet panni idea ketkarathu nu decide panninan… Sigh…perumoochu vittan Raju….Love nu pesarathukke vetka paduvan …Badminton aadum podhu kooda oorellam love all nu sollumbothu Raju mattum zero all nu pidivathama solra type…. Hmm… antha thayakkam lam when Not a girl into my life…..But to Knot a girl into my life, ethuna senju thane aaganum nu Raju thannai thane samathana paduthikittu Vijay cubicle ku poraan…
Raju pona time, Vijay cubicle la erkavane oru Panchayathu nadanthuttu irunthathu… athu onnum illa… avan kita idea kettutu pona oruthan avan experience ah solitu irunthaan… kooda avanoda friends
Vijay : ennada murali…. En pei arainja maathiri irukkae?? enna matter??… nee daavu vittutu irunthiyae dharini ava ena solra?
Murali : ada poda machi… nee sonniyae nu eduthavudane propose panama, friend ah pazhagi konja konjama nerunga aarambichen dharini kooda… athu work out aagara maathiri than irunthathu..close ah thaan pazhagina… nee solviye, ponnungalukku comedy sense irukkaravangala romba pidikkum nu.. Sari nu nethiku onu try pannaen… antha dharini pei nijamavae arainjiduchi
Vijay : ennada pannae? Overa blade pottiya?
Murali : ada illada, ava previous day avanga veetula paartha mega serials pathi pesittu irunthaala… naan oru vilayaatukku solli tak nu ava kannathula la killitu “I am a serial killer..coz I don’t like serials” nu solli sirichaen… adhukku ava udane ennai palaar nu arainjittu… “ I am a pinch hitter” nu sonna.. :(.. appuram sonna intha maathiri thodara velaiyellam vachukkathe nu :(
Vijay : ada ppavi..adappavi… Murali ngra perukku latchanama erumai maathiri porumaiya irukkarathai vittutu, comedy panraanam comedy….. Girls kitta lam paarthu pazhaganum da… free ya pazhagarangale nu freedom eduthukka koodathu… Girls sensitive na, u sense it, leave…limit meerina rivit (rivet) thaan purinjatha?
Murali : purinjathu annae… (kannathai pidichikittu) nalla purinjathu.. (Murali leaves that place)
Vijay : hmmm.. kodukkira role ah pannungada na over acting try panni mothathaiyum spoil pannidaranunga…..
[Raju enters the cubicle at that time]
Vijay : hey da raju…vaa machi vaa… eppadi irukkae
Raju : am fine da nee eppadi irukkae..
Vijay : ennakenna machaan…. Am sooper fine….. oru Project leader ah naan guide panra projects um click aaguthu… oru friend ah naan guide panra pasanga love um click aaguthu…. :) :) verenna verenna vendum………
Raju : machaan.. nee nijammave genius da…. Unna nambi thaanda vanthirukkaen……. Enakku nee serious ah oru help pannanum da…
Vijay : ethanai peruku da comedy ah help pannitu irukkaen naan?
Raju : ada kadikkathe da pangaali… enakku thideernu love mela oru interest vanthirukku (vetka padran) aana epadi nu than therilae :( ethanaiyo peru vaazhkai la kaadhal jothi ethi vachirukkae….Enakkum ethaachum help pannu da :D
Vijay : (surprised) dei ammanji…… ennada solrae….neeya pesiyathu… kanna neeya pesiyaathu… namba mudiyavillai…villai…villai….
Raju : asinga paduthathe da…ithu varaikkum appadi irunthutten….. kazhudhais thaan kaadhal pannum… Singam…single ah than irukkum nu ninaichittu irunthuttaen…
Vijay: haha ippa mattum single ah illama, oruthar kooda mingle panni, jungle ah na life la jingles paadalam nu eppadi thonuchu?
Raju: hmm ennai suthi ulla paathi peru Love panni than, avanga life partner ah decide pannikaranga…….. athu ennai thoondi vittuduchu…. athuvum nalla than irukkum nu enakku thonuthu………therila da…solla therila…… but love pannanum nu thonuthu..avlothan
Vijay: haha… ithukku peru than da love.. unakku athukana mudhal arikuri vanthuduchi… Love kooda kadavul maathiri than…. Athu sambanthapatta niraya vishayangala naama nambuvom….seivom.. Aana en seirom nu karanam ketta athukku sariya reason solla theriyaathu..thonum..pannuvom avlothan :)
Raju: athaanda athaanda….thideernu love pannanum nu aasai vanthiruchi da machi…. Nee than da en GF
Vijay: elae Raju nee desperate ah irukkae nu puriyuthu..athukkaga oru paiyanai GF aakika poriya
Raju: poda vennai…GF na God Father nu sonnaen da…….. machan help pannu da
Vijay: hmm… ok da.. college padikkara kaalathu lam vittutu, ippadi kaal age thaandi napuram aasai vanthirukka unakku?
Raju: dei…enna panna solrae….College padikarappa lam.. ponnungalai sight adichalo, avangala paarthu nakkal pannalo, thappa pesinaalo Reverse effect ah future la en thangachi kitta evanavathu athe maathiri panniduvano nu oru bayam nu vachukkoyen….. so naan ponnunga kitta romba nalla pullai ya irunthirukkaen…. Athuvum illama sight adikkarathu, jollu vidarathu, love panrathu lam desiya kutram nu ninaichiruken :D ippadiye poyiduchu en vaaliba vayasu….
Vijay: ennamo solrae..onnum purilae po…… sari vidu ippo unakku oru girl friend venum..avvalo thaane..
Raju: aama aama..aana etho oru ponnu lam illa… ponnu paarkarathu sooper ah slim ah semma azhaga Asin maathiri irukkanum :D
Vijay: adinga… Asin ah da…Asin-gama ethuna sollida poraen….
Raju: Machaan…eppavume perisa aim pannanum… Asin range ku aim pannathan namma cousin range kavathu yaaruna varuvaanga….
Vijay: nalla pesara da… dei machi solrathai kelu………. Unakkku intha old techniques lam venaam… un personality ku love at first sight work out aagathu…… naama love at first site technique try pannalam
Raju: enada solrae
Vijay: kelu.. old formula than aana new style… namma lam college la padikkarache ladies college ladies college ah suthi ponnungala sight vittu right panna paarpangal la pasanga
Raju: aama..
Vijay: athe formula than…. Orkut account vachiruke la..athula womens college community ah po………athula niraya girls iruppanga la…… avangal la unaku pidichavangala select pannu
Raju: athu sari..aana athula avanga photo lam irukkuma enna
Vijay: athai yen ketkare...mobile camera, digital camera nu vanthaalum vanthathu... chumma ishtathukku click panni orkut la upload pannidranga makkal lam.. privacy pathi lam kandukkarathe illae...pasanga nalum thannoda photo potta damage ayidumo nu Hrithik photo, Sharukh photo nu pottu escape aayiduvanga..aana ponnunga... athellam paarkarathe illa... appapa updated ah photo va pottiruvanga...public ah podaraome…kandavanga paarpangalae…silar misuse kooda panna chance irukkae nu lam theriyaathu…...sari athai vidu…nee enna panra..antha photo lam paarthu unakku pidicha ponna select panrae
Raju: cycle gap la ennai kandavan nu solrrae..hmmm
Vijay: sari sari feel pannathe..un love wORKoUT aaga namakku Orkut than help panna poguthu..ennoda plan ah kelu...nee ippadi ovvoru community ah poi athula irunthu ovvoru girls profiles ah poiyi unakku pidicha maathiri azhagana girl ah paarthu select panrae… appuram enna panrae… follow her in her scrap book….ava scrap book la mathavanga ezhutharathum, ava avangaloda scrap book la reply panrathaiyum eduthukko…. U can get to know about her….. intha kaala ponnunga pala peru orkut la than secret ah pesa vendiya ella matter aiyum pesirupanga..so athellam vachu u can infer something about her… and based on the communities she is part of and her testimonial, athai vache kuthu mathippa oru kelvi kelu ava scrap book la poi… hey nee thane antha ponnu appadingra type la..
Raju : appadi ketta?
Vijay: Ponnungalukku curiosity unarvu jaasthi… hey ennai pathi unakku eppadi theriyum..nee yaaru apadingra unarvu avangalukku udane vanthudum..so they will definitely return ur scrap..neeyum reply pannanum…intha maathiri poganum…. the important thing is u should not give away that nee sight adikkara party noh, illa trespass panravan noh…. Decency and dignity maintain pannanum….ippadiye maintain pannitu appuram nice ah G-Talk id vaangidanum…and somehow make them add u to their friend’s list
Raju: ada ada ada ketkarathukke nalla irukkae..mm appuram
Vijay: From there on, ur skills should take over….. pesi pesi ye impress panni, nee romba nallavan, vallavan nu theriya vachittu appurama step by step ah munneru… first phone number, sms anupparathu, call panrathu, appuram meet panrathu…ippadiye improve pannitu appuram propose pannidu.. ithu than en master plan
Raju: ketkurathuku nala iruku machi..but am not used to talk in a way to impress..esp with Girls….
Vijay: hello… opening ku than tips thara mudiyum..finishing lam nee than paarkanum… nan solratha correct ah follow panna unakku oru opening kidaikkum….athukku appurama magane un samarthu…..
Raju: sari da… poruthirunthu paaru Asatha povathu yaaru nu
Vijay: paarthu paarthu…… ushara illae na, nalaikku vayithai kalakka povathu yaaru nu aagida poguthu…… Best of Luck!!!
(To be continued..)
ENAKKORU GIRL FRIEND VENUMAE
Raju was just staring at the monitor....He once again looked at the system time. It was only 10 minutes to 12. Uh..Oh.. at least 20 more minutes before he can call his friend Sasi for lunch. Gosh...he never thought bench life would be so boring so soon. No work to do, No friends to chat with, None of his friends were online at that time..Even his onsite friends have gone to sleep after the day's fight with their offshore counterparts...lazy gooses.....no soul is available to talk in mobile even... Suddenly everyone appeared to be so busy with their work, while for Raju, the clock appeared to limp like a boozed old man on its way to the next minute..
Till last week, Raju also was in a project, a critical project as they always say…In IT industry, even a project not worth it’s salt will be called as a critical project, if the client is demanding…..Raju was not having a even minute to spare, overflowed with so many tasks to complete. Phone bells never stopped ringing in Raju’s cubicle, from the onsite co ordinator who spit fire even fiercer than a dragon, from the Testing team bugging with bugs always, from his Project manager who pings him too often to know about the current status…
Particularly in the previous week, the work was just too much, with so much of his routine works got affected. He was not able to call his loving sister Nivetha also, whom he considers so much closer to heart more than anyone else. Nivetha is studying in IISc Bangalore, staying in a hostel. Raju never failed to call dear nivee at least once a day ever since she went Bangalore two years ago.. Hmm…from being such a busy bee to a zombie now in a space of 5 days … phewwww…IT life for sure is a pendulum Raju thought.
(START BREAK): phew…. English laye ezhutharathu romba kashtama iruku…..so switching back to Tanglish… Kindly execuse :D (END BREAK)
Raju restlessly looked at the time again. It is 12:09 now. He thought, ippave call pannathan, eppavum busy nu scene podara Sasi will come for lunch at 12:30 at least. So he dialed Sasi’s extension number from the intercomm. Sasi attends the call
Sasi : sollu machi
Raju : Wassup da
Sasi : Work than da… so many tasks to complete bfore EOD
Raju : Nee tasks for EOD nu solrae…naan Task-less ah Eee ottitu irukkaen…hmph…
Sasi : machan..epadi da kalakkare…
Raju : ayye..podhum…sari time for lunch…Vaa polaam
Sasi : dei busy da
Raju : nee busy da, enakku pasi da
Sasi : Barely 2.5 hours since u would have had your breakfast, athukulla lunch ah
Raju : enna panrathu, If there is nothing to do, eating is a good time pass at least
Sasi : ippadi solli solli than, overaa weight pottiruke nee… College la all rounder ah iruntha nee, ippo software company vanthu aalu rounder ah aayitae… :)
Raju : podhum, niruthikko, Sappida vaa…Come.
Sasi : dei machi..athu vanthu…hehee..
Raju : Come na, ennada pammare? Vaada
Sasi : athu illada… naan oru ponnukku route vittutu irunthaen la Roopa nu…. Ipothan work out aagara mathiri iruku… ava la lunch kooptirukken.. inniku ava kooda poren da.. Sorry machii…
Raju : adappavi….
Sasi : hey man, onsite la irunthu call panna solli ping panranga… I will talk to u later
Ipadi solitu tak nu phone ah vachidaran Sasi… Raju felt so awful….Oh God… not again he thought…!!!! Not so long ago, Raju’s lunch team was a big one..But as days passed by Girl friend, marriage nu vanthavudane Ovvoruthara kazhandukittanga…. And the latest to join that list was Sasi leaving Raju all alone.
Why is that the guy prefer to go with his girl friend all alone, Raju wondered….. Just because u get a new relation, u have to cut all the other existing relations..How stupid!!! Is a love relation so different, that u need to de-friend all others? Oh, Raju never liked this Love concept and from all what he has heard, seen, portrayed in the movies he has seen, he hated Love more than anything else…. Sasi kitta pesinathu la irunthu Raju got so irritated…Now he can’t go alone for lunch also… Office Food court la Single ah sappida pona..engayum utkara vida maatanga…. Sorry anga aal varanga nu solliye ovvoru idama thurathi vittuduvanga…cha cha…
Already idle ah irunthathunala irritated ah iruntha Raju, intha matter ku apuram semma upset…….. He felt like talking to his sister Nivetha… who is the only one in his entire world, who can make Raju feel better than anyone else…. Nivee kitta ithellam sonnale, manasu light ah aayidum.... Today is Wednesday thane...so she has classes only in the morning..shud be free now....ippadi think pannitu Raju comes out of his wing and calls up nivee at her mobile. Ring went at the other side... Raju was little bit tensed if Nivetha would be blasting him for not calling him for a full week...itz oki adjust pannikalam... sweet girl she is nu ninaichukittae Raju waits for Nivetha to pick the phone up....Nivi picks it up
Nivetha : hiiii anna
Raju : hey nivetha……nee eppadi irukkae?
Nivetha : am fine na… neenga eppadi irukeenga
Raju : am fine too ma…. Hey sorry da nivi, 1 week ah semma work…. oki va….ingayum angayum nagara kooda mudilae…bend eduthuttanga…. Saturday Sunday kooda office vanthaen theriyuma… athan da call pannala… am so sorry, amma vum appa vum sollirupanga ninaikkaren
Nivetha : yea yea they told… I was ok anna…. Don’t worry
(Raju is surprised…usual ah 1 day call pannalena kooda next day pannumbothu pichi eduthuduva.. now ethuvume sollaliye nu)
Raju : hey something odd with u today…sari pogattum vidu. Enakku Diwali ku oru T-Shirt vaangi vai nu sonnen la… vaanguniya?
Nivetha : oh anna sorry…. naan shopping panna ponappo, I was able to get only a shirt for u, T-Shirt vaanga mudilae…
Raju : Free vidu, nee vaanguna Shirt la Tea ya oothi athaiye naan T-Shirt aakidaren :D (chuckles)
Nivetha : haiyyo annna…verupethatheenga…. T-Shirts lam inga rumba costly ah irunthathu and aIso didn’t have enough money at that time
Raju : ATM la kaasu eduthirukkalamae
Nivetha : antha kodumaiya en anna ketkareenga…ATM pakathulaye onnu irunthuchu…but PIN number ah maranthuttaen.. athaan…
Raju : ada enna nivee…penn buthi PIN buthi nu solvaangale..appadi irunthuma maranthutte ;)
Nivetha : paduthatheenga anna…. Mokkai podarthai neenga stop pannave maatengala…..
Raju : hahaa… vaai bokkai aanalum en mokkai pogaathu :D…..sari, sari free… I wanted to tell u one important thing..…..
Nivetha (interrupts) : listen… I have an important thing to tell to u myself….
Raju : hey po foul…. Nan than phone panninen..and I only started… naan than soluvaen
Nivetha : ponga anna… Girls than first… Naan solrene anna….please please….
Raju : (konjalaga) chinna thangaiye nivetha...
nee sonnathellam ketpaen..enakku nee Vedha...
ippo first nan sola konjam enakku nee Way thaa..
Nivetha: hehhee.. poda anna...podhum ice..naan than solven....
Raju : aargh....sari sollu..sollu..solluuuuu....
Nivetha : solraen..solraen…. aana tell me this, u are a very good Anna thane… Watever that is happy for me is happy for u also thane…
Raju : enna pullae ippadi solli puttae…. Un santhosam than en santhosam..unakkaga… naan..naan…
Nivetha : (interrupts) podhum podhum…udane unga la la la tune pottudatheenga.. nan solla porathu la-la-la matter illa ooh-la-la matter…
Raju : enna nivee solrae?
Nivetha : mmm…purilaya (pauses)…Raju Anna..I think I am in love with namma Nandhini Aunty’s son Gokul…..
Nivetha ippadi sonnavudane Raju ku oru nimisham onnum purilae...he could not believe his own ears….
Raju : (panicky voice la) ennathu…….. ennathu… sollu sollu
Nivetha : annaa… Delhi la irukangala namma Nandhini athai, avanga paiyan, nammaloda cousin Gokul ah naan love panren anna… avanum…cha (blushes) avarum ennai love panraar…. (blushes again)
appadiye 10 atom bomb ah koluthi potta maathiri oru sound..athu onnum illa..Raju voda manasula intha maathiri oru feeling..avan heart la vedicha maathiri...Love…Love… Love…... athe vaarthai… Raju ku English la pidikkathe orae vaarthai… (Author: appo Romance ngra word na pidikkuma apadinu lam no cross qwestions ketka koodathu plz :D, ithu serious ah na situation..so mugatha serious ah vachikittu padinga.. ) ithu varaikkum avan kitta dear ah pazhagina friends elloraiyum avan kitta irunthu separate panna athe love… athe love la ippa avan sister um maatikitta… Raju ku kobam kobama varuthu… aana nivi kitta kobathai eppadi kaatarathu nu avanukku therila….coz He had never been angry with his sister so far... So silent ah irukan..
(after few minutes)
Nivetha : anna….enna sound aeh kaanom
Raju : (grumbles) huhhh......huhhhh....
Nivetha : haiyoo...anna pesunga nu sonna ippadi anaconda effect thareengal.. (chuckles)
Raju : (fuming) nakkala pocha unakku.... neee...
Nivetha : (interrupts) Anna…anna..wait…Looks like Gokul aththan is on call…(blushes) .I will call u later oki…. Sorry so much anna… (blushes) I will call u back… hehehe hehehe…(blushes) Bye anna… (hangs up the call)
Ippadiyaga Nivetha vum call ah cut pannidara. Raju is shaken to the core… What a day it has been for him…… First his best friend Sasi….nethi varaikkum hey machan enna vachan nu kulainjittu irunthaan…. Aana inniku, Call pesittu irukkumbothe, avan sight call vanthavudane, onsite call nu dabaaichutu phone ah cut pannitan…… intha ponnu Nivetha…. Avanoda manasaatchi, avan kooda pirantha thangai…. avaluma love la...My God…avaluma Romance la vizhunthutta… Romance ku spelling kooda theriyadha ponnu athu, English essay la laam Romeo and Juliet fell into Romans nu thathakka pithakka va ezhuthuvaale avala……avaluma kaadhalikkara....Wat a pity, wat a pity....Intha latchanathula avanoda orkut la today's fortune nu soli "you will recieve good news through telephone" nu laam pottirunthaanga....Ithu enna kodumai saravanan.... x-(
Raju over feelings la irunthathala, manasula pesittu irunthathu speaker on panni vittuta maathiri vaarthai veliyave vanthuduthu...avanoda neram..antha time la nu paarthu avanoda PM Saravana kumar antha vazhiya cross panraar... Raju solratha kettutu thannai thaan koopidarano nu ninaichikitu.. "hey raju..watz the matter dude..What u referred as kodumai to me? any probs?" appadinu kettute avan pakkam varaar......Raju avara samalikkarathukkaga pesa aarambikkiran
"athilla sir...ellarum India 20-20 cup ah jeyichathai romba surprised ah perisa solraanga... but namma abdul kalam ithai erkanave predict pannirukaru..athai orutharum kandukka maatengranga illaiya..athai ninaichu than naan apadi sonnen" nu solraan
Saravanan gets surprised.."oh is it...avar predict pannirukara...thatz great..eppo sonnar?" nu aachariyama ketkarar...
Raju "ada aama sir..India will be successful by 2020 nu avar than adikkadi solirukar la...enna oru hyphen ah vittutaru...mathapadi he was just perfect..illaiya sir" appadinu Raju sirichikitte ketkaran. Saravana Kumar ku vantha kaduppu la avar kai la iruntha laptop ah appadiye thooki pottirupar Raju mela...aana Office manners nu onnu irukkarathala control pannikitu, "summa ponavana kooptu mokkai pottu sorinju vittutiyada... iru di..un appraisal la aapu vachu athai aapuraisal aakidaren" nu manasukkula karuvitte vidu vidu nu poidarar antha idathai vittu....
namma hero raju vo Janakaraj style la "sogamana situation la kooda ippadi marana mokkai podariye da..athu eppadi da raju unnala mattum mudiyuthu..ennamo poda raju" appadinu thanakku thaane aaruthal sollitu depressed ah sirichikittae, he returns back to his cubicle
(A Day later…)
Twilight time….Besant nagar beach….Raju was lying on the beach sands near the shore looking at the waves that wetted his knees and went back. Amazing he thought, that simply looking at the waves calms the wavering mind. Probably, seeri paayara alai, alai paayura ennam rendume onna synch aagarathunala irukkalam... Depression in the ocean brings rains...Depression in our mind also bring rains...in the form of tears from our eyes... Hmmm...kodumai….thilo kooda suthittu irukka vendiya vayasula ippadi thaniya philo pesa vachuttangalae...Poor Raju, he had never been to beach alone previously... Chinna vayasula family kooda varuvaan…. He and nivetha would be playing in the beach, running and catching, building castles out of sand, going for a ride in the horse…used to be lots of fun…. Then with his friends group, in school, college and then in work…. Nivetha, whenever she comes to Chennai, pesters Raju to take her to beach… Now he is all alone in the same beach, kadalaiye verichu verichu paarthukittu….. veruppa irunthathu Raju ku…..
Appo some one tapped Raju in his back, Raju thirumbi paarthan…Surprise..surprise…ange ninuttu irunthathu avanoda childhood friend and oru kaalathula avanoda best friend Magi alias Magesh. Raju va porutha varai, Magi than mudhal “dhrogi”…close ah pazhagittu irunthavan, oru lover kidaichavudane, kandukkarathaiye vittutu antha ponnu pinnadiye suthittu irunthavanga list la mudhal aal. He has married her now and kind of settled in life. Appadi patta oruthanai kitta thatta after 2 years paarthathula Raju ku semma santhosam… avan mela kobam irunthalum, ippo irukara mind set la he felt so happy about meeting his pal Magi.
Magi : dei machaan..eppadi da irukae
Raju : fine da…… nee eppadi irukae…un lover..sorry sorry..un wife eppadi irukkanga…
Magi : avalukkenna da she is doing great… nee enna machi thannanthaniya beach la sogamae uruva kadalai paarthuttu irukka…enna kaadhal tholvi ya….
Raju : (depressed smile) :yea yea… Kaadhal tholvi than…. Aana kadhalichathu enna suthi irunthavanga… thothathu mattum naan… athan eppavume oru kootathoda suthittu iruntha naan inniku thaniya suthittu irukkaen :)
Magi : ennada solrae
[Raju explains everything up to Nivetha’s love story]
Magi : hahahaaa
Raju : dei enda ippadi sirikkare..
Magi : sorry da machan… I can’t but help laugh at ur childishness. I can very well understand that you feel lonely without those dears near u. But it is not fair on ur part to be expecting them to be always with you la.. Everyone has a life for their own and sooner than later you will also have one on ur own...
Raju : yea yea I understand all that. I agree marital relation is the most important relation in our life, but there is a limit to everything. I hate this concept of love da…….. stupid thing….It makes the person selfish... Oru proverb solvaanga about Friends, when the whole world steps out, your friend steps in… but intha love vishayatha porutha varai… It is like…When a lover steps in, the whole world literally steps out of that person’s mind.. how mean
Magi : hahaa… machan….true thanda… see.. It is a new relation after all…and it is but human tendency to get all excited about anything new that you experience. And when it is a love relation, the excitement knows no bounds because the very thought that you have got that person to live with your entire life is just amazing u know….
Raju : don’t blabber da… Take the case of my sis…. Chinna ponnu she is….after all… how can u say that she has the capacity to select the person to be with her life?
Magi : nee than da ularure… What is ur sister’s age da… u are 26 now…and she is just 4 years younger than u at 22. She is more than matured enough to choose her life and does not need any guidance in that.
Raju : dei…. How can she da… how can she dare to do such things.. amma appa va mathikkama….ennai.. I have been closer to her than our appa or amma is... I have shared so many things with her, which I have not opened with any one else
Magi : chinna pullaiyaatam pesathe da…. Ellorkittayum consult panitu mudivu edukkarathukku Kaadhal onnum job offer kidayaathu..athu oru feel da… you can never predict when it wud happen inside u, you can never explain that to others at all…. Actually I wud say that ava ippa unkitta sonnathe, because of the respect she has for u than
Raju : cinema dialogue lam nala vidu da nee
Magi : illada, not dialogue, I am telling straight out of my heart.. ippa unakku enna problem un thangai love panrathunala…. Antha paiyan eppadi patta paiyan….
Raju : avan enga cousin thaanda…. distant cousin actually…, Chinna vayasula their family was in chennai only and appa lam vilayada enga veetukku than varuvaan… appuram they moved to Delhi. Recent ah innoru cousin marriage la than romba nalaikku appuram avanai naanga paarthom.. appave avan en thangachiya sight adichittu irunthan. Galatta vittutu irunthaan… pakathula vanthu hello madame nu nivetha paarthu sonnana… nivee ku semma kobam…. Hello sir, I am not madam…call me nivee nu sonna…. Athukku la avan, style ah sirichittu, oh nivi… I said…mah-dame..and not madame…. appadinu sonnan
Magi : hahaa kalakittan po… sari ithelam paarthuttu annan unakku kobam varalai?
Raju : mmm..vanthuchu… but avan intha maathiri dialogue vittavudane Nivetha sirichitta…... as long as it is within limits, my sis does not have any complaints and enjoy such things, antha age kana enjoyment kulla naan interfere panna virumbale
Magi : Great maan… thatz awesome attitude on ur part, i must say…. Sari..avan nalla paiyan thane
Raju : hmm hmm… nalla paiyan than.. Appa IAS officer, amma, athavathu enga athai house wife, orthodox family. Ore paiyan
Magi : pinna ennada un problem… intha kaalathula ponnunga lam kaadhal nu sollitu oor per theriyatha, poruthame illatha pasangaloda suthittu irukkanga..un thangachi theliva mudiveduthu, same caste la, unga family laye select panna epadi select pannuvangalo, avangaloda mind ku pidikkira maathiriyum, athe samayam thannoda manasukku pidicha maathriyum oru paiyanai thane select panniruka.. she shud be congratulated actually. And you and your parents should feel lucky for having a girl like her in ur family..Athai vittutu en feel pannare?
Raju : irunthalum…. I can never accept this (shakes his head)
Magi : u can’t than da….coz you are 26 and innum verumane office poitu, kadamaikku nu velai paarthuttu , veetukku thirumbi vara pullai nee… man..come out of ur shell da..ulagathai suthi paaru… u will get to know how good Love is… machan..Kaadhal onnum ketta vishayam illa...onnu purinjukko… Marriage is inevitable in our life…. We will not be able to select our Parents, we will not be able to select our siblings, and in most cases we will not be able to select our friends also… ithellam thanaa amaiyara uravu.. But for a person we are gonna be with for more than half of our life… angayum, kannai katti nadu forest la kondu poi vitta mathiri thideernu oruthar munnadi nikka vachu, ivanga than un kooda life la vara poranga nu sonna, yosichu paaru… eppadi iurkkum? Namma studies, namma career pathi lam evvalo plan panrom, athe pola thane namma personal life um important...…namma mind ka oruthar mela feel vanthu, ivanga namma kooda vantha nallarukkume nu thoni, avanga mela anbu vachu, avangalaiye life partner aakikittom na life sorgama irukkum :)
Raju : hmmmm
Magi : after all marital life is all about perfect understanding... ivanga than namma vaazhkai thunai rendu peru manasu layum ore maathiri thonarathu rare vishayam machi. And when it does happen, it surely is a bliss…. Not that I am against arranged marriage, but for people with balanced minds, love definitely gives more chance for a better married life :) I do believe nivetha has the perfect mind and thinking... ada ennada unga appa amma voda valarppu pathi enakku irukkara belief kooda unakku illaiye...
Ippadi magesh love ah pathi uyarva pesa pesa, Raju manathil oru maatram…. Face la oru thelivu theriyuthu, and it gets brighter…
Raju : dei magi…….. cha cha.... ivlo naal love ah pathi naan thapave than ninaichittu irunthaen..actually nee solrathum, ithu varai en life la nadanthathum vachu paartha……… enaku nee solratha appadiye feel panan mudiyuthu
Magi : (happily smiles) :) cool da, apuram enna anna na latchanama Nivetha voda love ah veetula eduthu solli avalukku green signal vaangi kodukka paaru..athu than ava mela nee vachirukara pasathukku unmaiyana mariyathai :)
Raju : ada athu oru pakkam irukkatum da……… nee sonnathai ketka ketka, enakkula oru feeling…… I think I found what I have missed all thru in life…….. ada enna da….. periya Love… (gets up) Enthiruchitten...itho varen... Naanum panrenda Love-u………….
Magi was stunned on hearing Raju saying this.. He never expected this…Thangachi ponnu Nivetha love ku support ah ava annana convince pannalam nu love pathi konjam extra bit potta… athu back fire aagi, kinaru vetta boodham kilambina maathiri intha paiyane love panna poraennu kilambittane nu avanukku thonuthu….Magi paarthutte nikka, charged up ah Raju kilambinan antha idathai vittu.
Veerama savaal vittutu vanthane thavira Raju ku aduthu enna panrathu nu purilae.. Veetukku pona udane Amma kitta sappadu kooda venam nu sollitu thannoda room kulla poi lock pannikiran.....Mirror munadi ninnutu thannaiye paarthuttu yosikkaran...Perisa savaal vittome… nammala la mudiyuma.. Love panra age lam thaandi poche da.. ithukku mela Girl friend kidaikkuma namakkellam……… ippadi lam thinking poguthu…….. Romba naal aachu avanai avane paarthu... Shave pannumbothu mugatha paarkarathoda sari...after a long time, he sees his reflection in the mirror....a bulged belly, vitta konja naal la helmet maathiri aagidumo nu bayamuruthara thalai…Gosh…. 26 age ku ithellam too much ah theriyuthe da machi nu avan manasu soluthu..athukku avan manasatchi..”Theriyum da theriyum… regular food lam skip pannitu, cream biscuit, pizza, noodles nu one by one ah ulla pogumbothu ithellam theriyaathu…. Taste ah irukkaenu waste foods lam sappita.. Fast foods na fast ah than side effects um varum” nu solluthu.. Psssst.. sari sari sari…athellam pazhaiya kadhai…… Come to the present..Ippo somehow he has to get a girl friend sooner than later… Nivetha matter veliyae mukkiyama Parents ku theriya munnadi enakku oru lover vanthudanum…athukana vazhiya paarkanum…. Enna pannalam nu yosichittu irukkarappo avanukku avanoda colleague Vijay nyabagam varuthu…Yess…avan than intha matter la namakku help panna koodiya correct ah na aal… oru nalla idea kidaicha kushi la thoonga poraan Raju…
Vijay …… Raju voda colleague… Raju Office la velai paarkira pasangalukku love matter la enna problem naalum Vijay kitta than odi varuvaanga… ponnungalai correct panrathukku Vijay correct ah na ideas koduppan…. Idea work out aagutho illiyo… antha ponnu work out aagidum, idea ketta paiyanukku.. Ponnungala approach panni pesarathula irunthu avanga kitta propose panra varai ellathukkum tips and training kodukkarathula Vijay namma Shahjahan Vijay maathiri... Ippadi patta Vijay va than Raju meet panni idea ketkarathu nu decide panninan… Sigh…perumoochu vittan Raju….Love nu pesarathukke vetka paduvan …Badminton aadum podhu kooda oorellam love all nu sollumbothu Raju mattum zero all nu pidivathama solra type…. Hmm… antha thayakkam lam when Not a girl into my life…..But to Knot a girl into my life, ethuna senju thane aaganum nu Raju thannai thane samathana paduthikittu Vijay cubicle ku poraan…
Raju pona time, Vijay cubicle la erkavane oru Panchayathu nadanthuttu irunthathu… athu onnum illa… avan kita idea kettutu pona oruthan avan experience ah solitu irunthaan… kooda avanoda friends
Vijay : ennada murali…. En pei arainja maathiri irukkae?? enna matter??… nee daavu vittutu irunthiyae dharini ava ena solra?
Murali : ada poda machi… nee sonniyae nu eduthavudane propose panama, friend ah pazhagi konja konjama nerunga aarambichen dharini kooda… athu work out aagara maathiri than irunthathu..close ah thaan pazhagina… nee solviye, ponnungalukku comedy sense irukkaravangala romba pidikkum nu.. Sari nu nethiku onu try pannaen… antha dharini pei nijamavae arainjiduchi
Vijay : ennada pannae? Overa blade pottiya?
Murali : ada illada, ava previous day avanga veetula paartha mega serials pathi pesittu irunthaala… naan oru vilayaatukku solli tak nu ava kannathula la killitu “I am a serial killer..coz I don’t like serials” nu solli sirichaen… adhukku ava udane ennai palaar nu arainjittu… “ I am a pinch hitter” nu sonna.. :(.. appuram sonna intha maathiri thodara velaiyellam vachukkathe nu :(
Vijay : ada ppavi..adappavi… Murali ngra perukku latchanama erumai maathiri porumaiya irukkarathai vittutu, comedy panraanam comedy….. Girls kitta lam paarthu pazhaganum da… free ya pazhagarangale nu freedom eduthukka koodathu… Girls sensitive na, u sense it, leave…limit meerina rivit (rivet) thaan purinjatha?
Murali : purinjathu annae… (kannathai pidichikittu) nalla purinjathu.. (Murali leaves that place)
Vijay : hmmm.. kodukkira role ah pannungada na over acting try panni mothathaiyum spoil pannidaranunga…..
[Raju enters the cubicle at that time]
Vijay : hey da raju…vaa machi vaa… eppadi irukkae
Raju : am fine da nee eppadi irukkae..
Vijay : ennakenna machaan…. Am sooper fine….. oru Project leader ah naan guide panra projects um click aaguthu… oru friend ah naan guide panra pasanga love um click aaguthu…. :) :) verenna verenna vendum………
Raju : machaan.. nee nijammave genius da…. Unna nambi thaanda vanthirukkaen……. Enakku nee serious ah oru help pannanum da…
Vijay : ethanai peruku da comedy ah help pannitu irukkaen naan?
Raju : ada kadikkathe da pangaali… enakku thideernu love mela oru interest vanthirukku (vetka padran) aana epadi nu than therilae :( ethanaiyo peru vaazhkai la kaadhal jothi ethi vachirukkae….Enakkum ethaachum help pannu da :D
Vijay : (surprised) dei ammanji…… ennada solrae….neeya pesiyathu… kanna neeya pesiyaathu… namba mudiyavillai…villai…villai….
Raju : asinga paduthathe da…ithu varaikkum appadi irunthutten….. kazhudhais thaan kaadhal pannum… Singam…single ah than irukkum nu ninaichittu irunthuttaen…
Vijay: haha ippa mattum single ah illama, oruthar kooda mingle panni, jungle ah na life la jingles paadalam nu eppadi thonuchu?
Raju: hmm ennai suthi ulla paathi peru Love panni than, avanga life partner ah decide pannikaranga…….. athu ennai thoondi vittuduchu…. athuvum nalla than irukkum nu enakku thonuthu………therila da…solla therila…… but love pannanum nu thonuthu..avlothan
Vijay: haha… ithukku peru than da love.. unakku athukana mudhal arikuri vanthuduchi… Love kooda kadavul maathiri than…. Athu sambanthapatta niraya vishayangala naama nambuvom….seivom.. Aana en seirom nu karanam ketta athukku sariya reason solla theriyaathu..thonum..pannuvom avlothan :)
Raju: athaanda athaanda….thideernu love pannanum nu aasai vanthiruchi da machi…. Nee than da en GF
Vijay: elae Raju nee desperate ah irukkae nu puriyuthu..athukkaga oru paiyanai GF aakika poriya
Raju: poda vennai…GF na God Father nu sonnaen da…….. machan help pannu da
Vijay: hmm… ok da.. college padikkara kaalathu lam vittutu, ippadi kaal age thaandi napuram aasai vanthirukka unakku?
Raju: dei…enna panna solrae….College padikarappa lam.. ponnungalai sight adichalo, avangala paarthu nakkal pannalo, thappa pesinaalo Reverse effect ah future la en thangachi kitta evanavathu athe maathiri panniduvano nu oru bayam nu vachukkoyen….. so naan ponnunga kitta romba nalla pullai ya irunthirukkaen…. Athuvum illama sight adikkarathu, jollu vidarathu, love panrathu lam desiya kutram nu ninaichiruken :D ippadiye poyiduchu en vaaliba vayasu….
Vijay: ennamo solrae..onnum purilae po…… sari vidu ippo unakku oru girl friend venum..avvalo thaane..
Raju: aama aama..aana etho oru ponnu lam illa… ponnu paarkarathu sooper ah slim ah semma azhaga Asin maathiri irukkanum :D
Vijay: adinga… Asin ah da…Asin-gama ethuna sollida poraen….
Raju: Machaan…eppavume perisa aim pannanum… Asin range ku aim pannathan namma cousin range kavathu yaaruna varuvaanga….
Vijay: nalla pesara da… dei machi solrathai kelu………. Unakkku intha old techniques lam venaam… un personality ku love at first sight work out aagathu…… naama love at first site technique try pannalam
Raju: enada solrae
Vijay: kelu.. old formula than aana new style… namma lam college la padikkarache ladies college ladies college ah suthi ponnungala sight vittu right panna paarpangal la pasanga
Raju: aama..
Vijay: athe formula than…. Orkut account vachiruke la..athula womens college community ah po………athula niraya girls iruppanga la…… avangal la unaku pidichavangala select pannu
Raju: athu sari..aana athula avanga photo lam irukkuma enna
Vijay: athai yen ketkare...mobile camera, digital camera nu vanthaalum vanthathu... chumma ishtathukku click panni orkut la upload pannidranga makkal lam.. privacy pathi lam kandukkarathe illae...pasanga nalum thannoda photo potta damage ayidumo nu Hrithik photo, Sharukh photo nu pottu escape aayiduvanga..aana ponnunga... athellam paarkarathe illa... appapa updated ah photo va pottiruvanga...public ah podaraome…kandavanga paarpangalae…silar misuse kooda panna chance irukkae nu lam theriyaathu…...sari athai vidu…nee enna panra..antha photo lam paarthu unakku pidicha ponna select panrae
Raju: cycle gap la ennai kandavan nu solrrae..hmmm
Vijay: sari sari feel pannathe..un love wORKoUT aaga namakku Orkut than help panna poguthu..ennoda plan ah kelu...nee ippadi ovvoru community ah poi athula irunthu ovvoru girls profiles ah poiyi unakku pidicha maathiri azhagana girl ah paarthu select panrae… appuram enna panrae… follow her in her scrap book….ava scrap book la mathavanga ezhutharathum, ava avangaloda scrap book la reply panrathaiyum eduthukko…. U can get to know about her….. intha kaala ponnunga pala peru orkut la than secret ah pesa vendiya ella matter aiyum pesirupanga..so athellam vachu u can infer something about her… and based on the communities she is part of and her testimonial, athai vache kuthu mathippa oru kelvi kelu ava scrap book la poi… hey nee thane antha ponnu appadingra type la..
Raju : appadi ketta?
Vijay: Ponnungalukku curiosity unarvu jaasthi… hey ennai pathi unakku eppadi theriyum..nee yaaru apadingra unarvu avangalukku udane vanthudum..so they will definitely return ur scrap..neeyum reply pannanum…intha maathiri poganum…. the important thing is u should not give away that nee sight adikkara party noh, illa trespass panravan noh…. Decency and dignity maintain pannanum….ippadiye maintain pannitu appuram nice ah G-Talk id vaangidanum…and somehow make them add u to their friend’s list
Raju: ada ada ada ketkarathukke nalla irukkae..mm appuram
Vijay: From there on, ur skills should take over….. pesi pesi ye impress panni, nee romba nallavan, vallavan nu theriya vachittu appurama step by step ah munneru… first phone number, sms anupparathu, call panrathu, appuram meet panrathu…ippadiye improve pannitu appuram propose pannidu.. ithu than en master plan
Raju: ketkurathuku nala iruku machi..but am not used to talk in a way to impress..esp with Girls….
Vijay: hello… opening ku than tips thara mudiyum..finishing lam nee than paarkanum… nan solratha correct ah follow panna unakku oru opening kidaikkum….athukku appurama magane un samarthu…..
Raju: sari da… poruthirunthu paaru Asatha povathu yaaru nu
Vijay: paarthu paarthu…… ushara illae na, nalaikku vayithai kalakka povathu yaaru nu aagida poguthu…… Best of Luck!!!
(To be continued..)