Modern Ramayana

[Wibha]

This is the modern Ramayana which I wrote. I am not an experienced writer so I thought of starting with this one.:roll: I hope all of you enjoy it.:D It has a mixture of all languages but mainly written in English and Kannada with tamil,Telugu and Hindi. I hope it's gud :shaking:

[Wibha]

Characters

RAMA
SITA
Laxmana
Hanuman
Veerappan
Lily(veerappan's Assistant)
Ravana




Ladies and ladas,stop eating your pedas. In the hottest and coldest part of the jungle, not Ram Gopal Verma's jungle, but nature's jungle Rama and Sita Started to mingle. Rama, Sita and LAxman are playing Kho Kho.Sita says Khoand Rama starts running. Suddenly Rama realises that he has lost his way. He goes further and further and he sees a deer. He likes it and says to himself " mm nice deer. Sita will like me a lot if i can get this."The deer was running at a great speed.In the other direction Rama sees a someone walking.

Rama,"yaaru sir neevu?"(who r u sir)

Veerappan "naane kano Veerappan. yean aayithu?" (i am only veerappan.wat happened?)

Rama," I am so scared i lost my way here"

Veerappan"Why fear when veerappan here?"

Rama,"Veerappan here that's why fear sir. sorry"

Veerappan,"Anyways, what brought u here?"

Rama," I got lost while playing Kho Kho and my Airtel does not have signal.That time I saw this beautiful deer so i started chasing it but it's running too fast at the speed of 150 kms/h that I lost track of it."

Veerappan," Lily give him those new Nike shoes."(to rama)," each shoe goes at the speed of 55 kms/h. You can catch it right?"

Rama,"sir laptop tandilla so gothilla sir hidiyakkagatha illava antha"(sir i don't have my laptop so i don't no how to calculate)

Lily"but sir?"

Veerappan" Lily don't be silly. Rama you can make it when u have the determination to catch it. all the best and better get out of my jungle."

Rama," Thank you sir. And I will go out fast."


Meanwhile. Sita and Laxmana are tensed. Sita is annoyed with her cell phone as there is no signal even there.

Sita," Laxmana go look for your brother."

Laxmana,"no atthigea neevu illi ontiyaagi irabaaradhu."(no sister-in-law u cannot stay here alone)

Sita," Laxman he's your brother.Go and search for him"

Laxman," anna will scold me if I leave you alone."

Sita," nanigea yeanu aagalla. Just do as I say."(nothing will happen to me.do as I say)

Laxman'" OK athigea. But one condition."(as u wish)

Sita," What is it?"

Laxman,"yeanu illa. Neevu naanu hakidha laxman Rekha vannu daata baaradhu."(u should not cross the circle of laxman rekha i put around u)

Sita," OK as you say."


to be continued........

[southiecook]

:lol: :thumbsup: Continue madi...:)

[Querida]

very amusing...but me need some translation wibha me no know telugu,hindi or kannada... :(

[Wibha]

ok i'll do that :D


ll continue wid the story too :D

[Querida]

:ty: haiyya! Thank you very much Wibha :ty:

[Wibha]

i put the english translation too :D

[Wibha]

Sita sits inside the laxman rekha circle singing,"kaanadante maayavaadenu nanna ganda kaanadante maayavaadenu."(a kannada song which tells my husband disappeared). Suddenly she sees Ravana.

Ravana,"naakaooka gir friend kaavaali raa."(yenakkoru girl frnd venumada). He sees Sita and her beauty.

Ravana,"oh sweety oh beauty. neenu obbalae e kaadinalli yeanu maduttidiya?" (oh sweety oh beauty,what r u doing in this forest sitting alone?)

Sita,"Hogo nannannu muttabeada."(go away don't touch me)

Ravana,"Why maam r u the touch-me-not plant?"

Sita'"yes."

Ravana,"no beauty's can escape from me."

Sita,"noooooo kaapaadi kaapaadi naanannu kaapaadi kaapaadi."(save me some one save me).My Laxman Rekha promise is broken.

Ravana,"off u come with me on my ferrarri.It's all for u."


to b continued

[crazy]

wibha :thumbsup: :rotfl:

pls keep writing :)

[southiecook]

:lol: :lol: Wibha.. :thumbsup:

[VENKIRAJA]

Sita sits inside the laxman rekha circle singing,"kaanadante maayavaadenu nanna ganda kaanadante maayavaadenu."(a kannada song which tells my husband disappeared). Suddenly she sees Ravana.

Ravana,"naakaooka gir friend kaavaali raa."(yenakkoru girl frnd venumada). He sees Sita and her beauty.

Ravana,"oh sweety oh beauty. neenu obbalae e kaadinalli yeanu maduttidiya?" (oh sweety oh beauty,what r u doing in this forest sitting alone?)

Sita,"Hogo nannannu muttabeada."(go away don't touch me)

Ravana,"Why maam r u the touch-me-not plant?"

Sita'"yes."

Ravana,"no beauty's can escape from me."

Sita,"noooooo kaapaadi kaapaadi naanannu kaapaadi kaapaadi."(save me some one save me).My Laxman Rekha promise is broken.

Ravana,"off u come with me on my ferrarri.It's all for u."


to b continued

KINGSIZE CLASSICS!

[bingleguy]

WIBHA :lol:
kannada vula pooooooooooondhu vilayaadi irukkeengalae ;-)

deerai thorathi kittu poirukkarthukku badilaa -> oru Reva car nnu solli irukkalaam :P adhu mattum enna deer ..... change that to something that fits the current IT trend ....

[Querida]

Wibha your english translation has boosted my ego :mrgreen: i was not too far off from guessing what they meant...but that doesn't mean i don't appreciate ur kindly translations! How else was i supposed to know i guessed right :P Anyways forget BG's idea...what does he want a robot deer? Continue on Wibha!...do people say your name alot cause it's fun to say? :D

[Wibha]

WIBHA :lol:
kannada vula pooooooooooondhu vilayaadi irukkeengalae ;-)

deerai thorathi kittu poirukkarthukku badilaa -> oru Reva car nnu solli irukkalaam :P adhu mattum enna deer ..... change that to something that fits the current IT trend ....


:ty:

kaatula edhu reva car-u? :huh:

IT trendukku too much-a maathina aprom kadhai oda base-e poidum :D

but it was a gud idea :D

[Wibha]

:ty: venkiraj,Querida,SC akka and Crazy.....

ll continue :D

[Badri]

kaatula edhu reva car-u?

Ferrari irukkum bothu, oru Reva mattum vantha enna?

Anyways, nice yarn you are spinning there! The mixing of languages adds more laughs to it! :)

[Wibha]

kaatula edhu reva car-u?

Ferrari irukkum bothu, oru Reva mattum vantha enna?

Anyways, nice yarn you are spinning there! The mixing of languages adds more laughs to it! :)

:notthatway:

villain can make anything possible :D

:ty: :ty:

[Wibha]

Meanwhile Rama is chasing the deer but in vain. He gives up and decides to rest. Rama tells himself,"Beada kano bitthako. Idhu ninna kelasa alla. ur not a hunter."(don't want forget it.it's not my job.i'm not a hunter )Pondaati kaanum,tambi kaanum,maanum kaanum.sodanai meal sodanai podum ada saami. e tarha kashta nanige beada. (i don't want such a hard life).He walks about and to his surprise he sees a river flowing.He runs towards it and drinks some water,has a wash and falls asleep.

Laxman is in search of his brother."Ram anna, Ram anna,ellidiya?"(ram anna where are you?).He sees footsteps and decides to follow it. He follows the footsteps and reaches the river. He sees someone sleeping and knows it is his brother. He wakes up Ram. both of them are happy to see each other.

Ram," Laxman heag kandhidhea?"(how did u find me?)

Laxman," adhu bidi.heage illi bandri?"(forget it. How did u land up here?)

Rama,"aayithu atthigea elli?"(where's your sister-in-law)

Laxman,"anna avarannu alle bittu bandideane.banni hogona."(i've left her there safely come lets go)

Ram,"Laxman why did you do that.are you sure nothing will happen to her?

Laxman,"don't worry bro she's safe.come lets go."

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Sita is taken to Lanka with Ravana in his car.

Sita,"wait and watch my hubby will save me."

Ravana,"paakalaam"

Sita is put in a room but she leaves it and goes to the garden and sits under a tree.Ravana comes to know that Sita has left the room.He gets mad at her

Ravana,"how dare you leave the room?"

Sita,"Don't talk to me like that. My husband will come and kill you."

Ravana (chukles),"Raam mein shakti agar hai, raam mein saahas hai jo
Kyun hain aaye abhi tak, woh tumhaari rakhsha ko
In aparharan karne mein, bhagti nahin ho tum yahaan
Ye bataao woh tumhaare raam hai is pal kahaan "(this is a part of a song)

Sita,"Raam hriday hai mein mere, raam bhi dhadhkan mein hai
Raam mere aatma mein, raam hi jeevan mein hai
Raam har pal mein hai mere, raam hai har swaas mein
Raam har aasha mein meri, raam hi har aas mein "(this is a part of a song)

Ravana,"Sita,varaton avan vekkarean avanukku."

Sita,"Sumne iro Ravana."(keep quiet ravana)

2b continued

[Querida]

Hey...what a good gurl working on the stories already...thanx!

:lol: Seetha and Ravana having a song duel!

[southiecook]

:lol: Thumba chennagithe, continue maadi, Wibhs :thumbsup:
"paakkalam" :D :D

[Designer]

NanagE Kannadam goththilla, hOga barathilla :-|. but still enjoy maadithE :lol: esp the filmy style duet between 'Sita' & 'Ravana' :thumbsup:

I can picturise Trisha as 'Sita' & Prakasha Raj as 'Ravana' - but who will fit the role of 'Ram' :roll:

[Wibha]

Hey...what a good gurl working on the stories already...thanx!

:lol: Seetha and Ravana having a song duel!

:ashamed: decided to become good :D

[Wibha]

:lol: Thumba chennagithe, continue maadi, Wibhs :thumbsup:
"paakkalam" :D :D

:ty: paakalam :shaking:

[Wibha]

NanagE Kannadam goththilla, hOga barathilla :-|. but still enjoy maadithE :lol: esp the filmy style duet between 'Sita' & 'Ravana' :thumbsup:

I can picturise Trisha as 'Sita' & Prakasha Raj as 'Ravana' - but who will fit the role of 'Ram' :roll:

paravaagilla nimma kannada chanagidhe :thumbsup:

hero MADDy or SIDD's vechukonga.....trisha and prakash raj is a nice duel :D :yes: :rotfl:

[sipi]

:lol: wibha, poo... unaku raama baanam unna thedinu vara pogudhu....


indha story padichadhum, bharathiyaroda "GUDHIRAI KOMBU" nyabagam varudhu... nice humorous writing you have, wibha... good...

[Wibha]

:lol: thank u SIPI :D

[bulb_mani]

:roll: :? :x :P :?:

[madhu]

wibha...

nanagum kannada chenagi gothilla..
but its really wonderful.. :lol:

waiting for the introduction of hanuman :P

(will hanuman sing in malayalam ? :roll: :rotfl:)

dhooooooooom............. :boo:

[Wibha]

:roll: :? :x :P :?:

:roll:

[Wibha]

wibha...

nanagum kannada chenagi gothilla..
but its really wonderful.. :lol:

waiting for the introduction of hanuman :P

(will hanuman sing in malayalam ? :roll: :rotfl:)

dhooooooooom............. :boo:

kannada nanu teach madthini ;)

hanuman ku vera into vechirikean :D

[sipi]

(will hanuman sing in malayalam ? :roll: :rotfl:)

dhooooooooom............. :boo:

why madhu? anything special link between hanuman & malayalam???

[madhu]

Sipi...

seetha speaks kannada..
Ravana tamil..
in between telugu..
so
just expecting hanuman
to speak malayalam..
thats all..

[Wibha]

hanuman doesn't no malyalam :( :ashamed:

[Wibha]

Rama and Laxman come back to where they were palying after a long tiresome walk. They were shocked to see Sita misisng. They tried her cell but she happened to turn it off.

Laxman," anna nam dos hanuman ge phone madona.Probably he'll be able to tell where she is."(let's call r frnd Hanuman)

Rama,"good idea."

Hanuman is having a party at home.

Hanuman,"balkhaataa hai badan aisi jo taal hai, saaNsoN mein chalti hain aaNdhiyaaN
shaan: bahakaataa hai ye man ab to ye haal hai, masti mein khoye hain ham yahaaN
ho.. tum bhi kho ke mast hoke, koi Toke to khul ke kaho
It's the time to disco
kah do milo jis jisko
It's the time to disco"

Cell Phone rings.

hanuman,"hello."

Rama,"Hello Hanuman. This is Rama. My wife Sita is missing. Can you find out and tell me where she is? I could not reach her over the cell. You also try once. Here's her number. If you cannot reach her then please search for her. You are the only person who can do it. And I will forward you her photo as you have not seen her."

Hanuman,"Ok sir as you say. When haven't i followed your instructions?"

Rama sends the photo and her cell phone number to Hanuman.Hanuman keeps calling her cell phone.

Hanuman,"Yeh kya ho raha hai.Why isin't she picking up her cell? Let me give it another try."

Atlast he hears a feeble voice say hello.

Hanuman,"Hello. Sitaji?"

Sita," Ji. Lekin aap?"

Hanuman,"Mein Hanuman. Ram sir told me to ask you where you were as he couldn't reach you. I am his friend. Could you please tell me where you are?"

Sita,"I'm with the king of Lanka Ravana. Please bring my husband here."

Hanuman,"No tension. No fear when hanuman here. See you soon."

[sipi]

Sipi...

seetha speaks kannada..
Ravana tamil..
in between telugu..
so
just expecting hanuman
to speak malayalam..
thats all..

hahaha... good guess.. but, hanuman is near to kishkinta. maybe, he can use to speak in telugu...


hanuman doesn't no malyalam :( :ashamed:

yes, correct... ofcourse...

[crazy]

:lol: :rotfl:

[shalitha]

WIbha, Excellent!!! :thumbsup:
:rotfl:

[southiecook]

Hanuman is having a party at home.

Hanuman,"balkhaataa hai badan aisi jo taal hai, saaNsoN mein chalti hain aaNdhiyaaN
shaan: bahakaataa hai ye man ab to ye haal hai, masti mein khoye hain ham yahaaN
ho.. tum bhi kho ke mast hoke, koi Toke to khul ke kaho
It's the time to disco
kah do milo jis jisko
It's the time to disco"


:lol: :lol: Pls continue, Wibhs :D :D :thumbsup:

[Wibha]

Hanuman dials Ram's number.

Ram,"Hello."

hanuman,"Boss. Naane. Atthige kandu picichitean."

Ram,"good job. elli idaalea?"(where is she?)

hanuman,"She's with Ravana. We should go and rescue her. She wants you boss."

Rama,"Ok but how do I go?"

Hanuman,"I'll come and pick you up."

Ram,"aaythappa. eno maadu. Sita beaku ashtea. Bega baa."(ok do as you wish as long as we can rescue Sita.Come fast)

hanuman," Sir no tension. i'm boarding my Apache. I will be there in a few hours."

Rama,"thanks Hanu."

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Rama and Laxman are anxiously waiting for Hanuman and to their surprise in no time they saw a couple of bikes coming towards them.

Rama,"hanu aagaya."

Hanuman," I've brought my friends with me in case it's hard to bring aathigea."

Rama,"Thanks again. Do you have the route map?"

Hanuman,"ella idhea. Banni hogona."(Everything's there. Let's go)

They all leave the place.With Hanuman's map they reach Lanka.

Rama,"Hanuman now we should be careful.First let me contact Sita and ask her where she is."

Hanuman,"Ok. take my cell I doubt if you can reach her with yours."

rama,"yes thank."

Sita's cell rings.

Sita,"hello Ram?"

Rama,"yes honey. I am here. Where are you?"

Sita," This guy has locked me in a room. I am not familiar with this place so please rescue me fast."

Rama," Yes I'll be with you very soon."

[madhu]

mmn..

when the damsel (damn cell ) is in distress..
she speaks English.. :evil:

English is formal and kannada is normal ! :lol:

or is it vice versa ? :confused2:

[Wibha]

mmn..

when the damsel (damn cell ) is in distress..
she can speak English.. :evil:

so.. English is formal and kannada is normal ! :lol:

:yes: :yes: :yes: :lol: :lol:

[crazy]

:lol:

[shalitha]

:fishgrin:

[Wibha]

Rama enters Ravana's kotai

Ravana,"evaridhi?"

Rama,"Neane ra Sri Ramulu."

Ravana," Yenama kannea? sowkiyama? unna dan edhir paarthitirundean."

Rama,"varama poveana enna?"

Ravana," yenkitta modadhea naa raja dhi raja."

Rama,"Where's my wife?"

Ravana,"search for her."

Rama,"fine."

Laxmana and Hanuman kill all of Ravana's men and join Rama. Laxmana is told to go look out for Sita while Rama and Hanuman fight Ravana.

Rama,"Hanuman this guy's got some strength do something."

Hanuman," I brought Parle-G because Parle-G is the secret of Hanuman's energy. yaam iruka bayam yean.?"

Rama,"Thanks Hanuman you continue the fight.'

Hanuman continues with the fight.Rama comes back and again fights and Ravana dies.Rama's one powerful stroke killed Ravana.


Sita is happy to find Laxman. Sita then runs to Rama.

Rama,"naan ingea neeyum angea indha tanimaiyil nimishangal varushamaanddeano."

Sita,"I knew you would come to find me."

Rama,"Thanks to Hanuman for all his help."

Hanuman," my duty sir."

Laxman," waha waha Ram ji. Jodi kya banayi. Bhaiya aur bhabhi ko Badhaai ho Badhai."

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THE END

[madhu]

Rama's one powerful store killed Ravana.

adhu enna store ? SaravaNa stores-a ? :lol:

[Wibha]

Rama's one powerful store killed Ravana.

adhu enna store ? SaravaNa stores-a ? :lol:

:oops: changed it........... it's stroke :oops2:

[madhu]

Wibha..

adhukkuLLa mudinjacha ? :shock:

I was expecting more.. action.. thrill.. adventure..

when ram and lakhsman were lying unconscious... hanuman coming with nescafe in the cup of sanjeevi hill ( come alive with nescafe....!!)

apppuram .. group dance of rakshasis... :noteeth: (sirichi sirichi vandhA seetha raama doi ! )

ennamO pongO ! :lol:

[Wibha]

Wibha..

adhukkuLLa mudinjacha ? :shock:

I was expecting more.. action.. thrill.. adventure..

when ram and lakhsman were lying unconscious... hanuman coming with nescafe in the cup of sanjeevi hill ( come alive with nescafe....!!)

apppuram .. group dance of rakshasis... :noteeth: (sirichi sirichi vandhA seetha raama doi ! )

ennamO pongO ! :lol:


:omg: madhu anna superb ideas....i can't believe i forgot those songs :ashamed:

i wanted to put BRU (aanandam bruudan aarambam but i didn't no were to put it :( :( )

[crazy]

what story mudinchudha?!

[Wibha]

it's on da previous page :oops:

[crazy]

it's on da previous page :oops:

yes dear paarten, padichen.......athaan :shock: aahitten
it was funny...........why ended it so quickly?

[Wibha]

brain-a continue pannamudila :oops:

actually i got lost inda story :lol:

[crazy]

ok :)

[VENKIRAJA]

yakka arshu ramayanam enna aachu?