John Kuppusaamy (Updated May 29 - Part 3)

[Hulkster]

Nila Chennaiyai athuvin oliyin pragasaathil mulgirukkethu...oruthanai thavira. Eppoluthu 30 vayasu..anaal nadanthuthu ellam 30 vinaadigalil therincha mathiri irunthuthu...palaiya ninaivugal...palaiyga sogangal..ellamae John munaadi varaginrana..ithae ellam pathi yosanai seiyum bothu avanodeiya Ipodil "Gnyabagam varuthey" paathu oduthu..appoluthu,

John : Gnyabagam Varuthey Gnyabagam Varuthey...

Passerby(Classified as vedikkai paarkum aalu or comments vidum satharana tamilan) : Avan Avan tsunamileh adi patta vethanaiyil govinda govinda stage leh GH leh paduthurukaanga unukku theruleh nadukkum bothu paatha varuthu?

John : :x.....Ennamo naan thaan kaduvulukku lanjam koduthu tsunami vara valeicha mathiri leh sollurae? yow...velaiyai paarthukittu pongappa...vanthuthaanga cycle gap leh comments adikka...nonsense of the vedikkaiyaalis of the tamilans.

Passerby : :x...yennaiyaada yesurae?...mavanae poda po....thanni lorry vanthu un melae eri unnai chapaatiya aaka pothu.

John : Chennaiyileh thanniyae ellei....approm yengirinthu thanni lorry vara poguthu? vaanathilirintha? vanthuthaanga veruppu yethuvethukku

Evan yaar?...yaen evanodeiya peichi eppadi irukku?..vaanga avan pirappilirinthu paarpom.

Dandanakkapettai chennaiyilae irukkum oru satharana ooru, antha ooru leh irunthaanga oru satharana jodi. Evangalodeiya peiyar Michael Mahalingam mattrum Shakira Sivagaami. Sivagaamikku kulunthai pirakka poguthu...so kulunthaikku enna peru veikalaam nu josiyarai consult pennuraanga.

Josiyar : hmms...mmmmm....eh...hmmm....

Michael : Enna josiyar anniyan mathiri evala reactions kodukuraaru?..kulunthaikku peru veipethukku appadi enna einstein mathiri sinthanai vendiyarakku?..cheh sila nerathilae evanga ellam standard deviation sums seiyura mathiri altikkavaanga pa. yenna josiyarae...enna aazhntha sinthanai?

Josiyar : ennathai thaan pa solvethu....unga paiyanukku rahu 1st houseleh...kethu 3rd houseleh...saneeswara 5th houseleh.

Michael : Mannikkanum josiyarae if u dunt mind naan oru off topic question keikulaama?

Josiyar : Sollunga

Michael : intha 1st veedu 2nd veedu solraengelae...ithu periya veeda chinna veeda?

Josiyar : :x....engae kashtupattu kaduvul,natchathirathai consult penni ungalakku information koduthaal eppadiya nakkal adikuruthu?...antha saneeswaranodeiya *censored due to speech being lengthy and sounding like palayaatu amman movie speech*

Michael : Enna josiyarae..summa oru kelvi thaanae...vidunga pa...enna solla vanthaengunu eppo sollunga... Aama kaduvul vanthu periya ICCI insurance agent consult pennuvethukku..vitaal tata company mobile phone leh thaan kaduvulai consult pennuvaaru nu solvaanga

Josiyar : So...natchathirangal ellam eppadi irupethu naalae unga paiyan anaegama rombo asingama pesubavana irupaan..anaal manasulae thangamana paiyan...evanakku padippu nalla varum..anaal social vaazhkaiyilae evanakku krishnagiri.

Michael : wait wait....krishnagiri na ennathu? Oru velai narathar narayana narayana solvethu naalae krishnan girija girija nu sollirupaaro? .

Josiyar : Appadina...er..appadinaaa...unga paiyanodeiya social vaazhkai rombo mosama irukkum.

Michael : :shock:....seri seri paravalae...mattapadi avanodeiya jathagathil yentha vithamaana confusion ellei leh?

Josiyar : Avanodeiya 21 vayasil rahu vanthu 8th veetulae..

Michael : yow yow..podum pa podum...aa oo na 8th veetulae 28th veetulae rahu kethu irukiraanganu solli avan mandaiyilae saani vila poguthu thoongum bothu vaayilae popcorn vizhum nu solvaenge...podumaada saamy..inthaanga unga fees.

Josiyar : Manikkavum...naan unga mathiri abacharama pesubavargalidam kaasu vaangavethillai...pogiraen...:x

Michael : Santhosam.. Evar periya gounder parambarai...rosham ellam pottikittu varathu...after all corporation schoolirinthu thirudittu vantha rough paperai veichi athulae snake and ladders diagram varainchi joshiyam solvethae over fraudu thanam..ithulae rosham verae .

Kadeisilae porakka pora kuzhunthaikku John Kuppusaamy nu peru veichaanga. 6 masam poyaachi...john kuppusaamy piranthu vitaan...enimel thaan vedikkaiyae araambam..sorry saabam...:mrgreen:

Part 2 will be up next week if this is supported.

[rsubras]

:) very nice humor and a nice narration :)

but tamil ah english la eluthumbothu konjam paarthu eluthunga.... athu pronounciation oru maathiri poguthu.....

[Hulkster]

Seringa subra sir...aduttha part leh gavanichikkuraen..:)

[crazy]

How could i miss my raasa's story!
i should have been the first to read.......................but late'a vandhaalum ..............vandhudhene!

HULK :thumbsup: :clap:

[bingleguy]

:clap: Hulk machi ! Good One ! keep rocking !

[sgokulprathap]

John : Chennaiyileh thanniyae ellei....


Chennaikuthan Veeranathula irundhu thanni varudhey.

[sgokulprathap]

Aama kaduvul vanthu periya ICCI insurance agent consult pennuvethukku


Yeppa Hulk, Kadavula vambukku izhukaama, ungalaala ezhudha mudiyadha.

[Hulkster]

Aaha...intha threadaiyavethu yennai vittu veiyunga gokul sir

[sgokulprathap]

Aaha...intha threadaiyavethu yennai vittu veiyunga gokul sir

Continue with ur part II Hulk.
After all this is ur thread.

[Hulkster]

Saabam thondanguvethu.

Eppoluthu John Kuppusaamyku 5 vayasu aaguruthu...anaal pillai paruvam thavirae avar 5 varudangalil dandakkapettaiyil vaangina peiyar antha narasimma raoku keithaalae avarakku sirrippu vanthidum. Appadi enna peiyar vaanginaar John?..Appadi patta peiyar vaanguvethukku enna kodumai seithaar?

John Kuppusaamy 3 vayathilae nalla pesa arambithaar anaal josiyar sonnapadiyae avarodeiya peichi miga asingamaga irukkum. etho oru utharanam.

Shakira : John navamaniyae, poi chinna veedu gounder kitae oru panaiyilae thanni vaangittu vaa.

John : :shock:...Amma..enna thairiyam irunthaal avarodeiya chinna veedu kitae poi thanni vaanga solvaenge...naan periya veedu kitae thaan thanni vaanguvaen..:x

Shakira : John!...avarodeiya peiyar chinna veetu gounder pa...poi thanni vaangittu vaa pa...raasa leh..chellam leh.

John : Intha chinna kuzhunthai ice ellam yen kitae veichikathaenge....avar kitae thanni vaanginaal yennodeiya image enna aauguruthu?..gounder nu peiyar veichaal enna koraichal? yethukku chinna veedu periya veedu chinna kuppai periya kuppai nu eppadi peiyar veichukkanum?...:x

Shakira : Unnodeiya imagae 2 feet thaandulae...ithulae image pathiya pesurae?...vayilae varathu nalla

John : Unga vaayilae kovila katti veichirukkaenge nalla varathukku...pongama...naan thanniyum yeduttu vara mattein jettiyum yeduttu vara mattein..:evil:

Shakira : Seri thaan poda...nee yellam oru pillai...matta pillainga ellam paaru...avanga amma yethavethu sonaal athai seiyuraenge..nee irukuriyae..:x

John : Aama avanga amma yenukku oru bittu padam yeduthuthu vaa paarkanum nu solvaanga athu yellam yeduttu kittu varuvaanga. Intha 300 varusham amma sentiment dialogue ellam yen kitae sollathaenge..athai ellam keika yenukku ishtam ellei.

Eppadiyae pesittu irukkum Johnukku Dandanakkapettai nolla vaayi John (DNVJ) nu angae irukira oor makkalal unofficially pattam suda pattuthu. Anaal John enna thaan asingama pesinaalum...padippulae avar ketti. 10th standard varikkum avar class leh top ah vanthuvar. Anaal Johnukku oru thani weakness...avar ponnunga kitae romantica pesuvaar. Appadiyum romantica pesinaalum ponnunga avar kitae oru 10km distance maintain pennuvaanga. Yaen nu keikiraengela? Rathirileh SJ Surya paarthaal kuda uyir polaichikkalam..anaal pagalae namma Johnai paarthaal kaduvulukkae ratha vanthi varum nu oorulae pesikuvaargal. Appadiyum irunthaalum John ponnungakitae pesuvethai niruthikka mataar...appo nadanthuthu intha sambavam.

Johnum avarodeiya crush metti kalaivaaniyum canteen leh okkanthirukaanga

John : Hmms evalai yeppadi madakkalam...oru velai remo stylae pesi paarpoma? Yo kalaivaani, wassup?

Kalaivaani : Sevuru....yaen keikirae?

John : :oops:..paravalae..yeppadi irukaenge kalaivaani?

Kalaivaani : Naan joka irukkaen(Joka means nandraga irukkiraen in dandanakkapettai language definition)...Neenga?

John :...er..naanum...joka..irukkiraen...er...hehe

Kalaivaani : Vaayilae kolkattai poonthirucha?..enna eppadi thikki thikki pesuraan...yetho T Rajendar remo stylae pesura kodumai vitaanae..appada Yaen eppadi thikkuraenge..enna vishayam?

John : er...Kalaivaani..yenukku unga melae laav irukku ungalakku yen melae laav irukka?

Kalaivaani : Appovae thikkum bothu ninaichaen yethavethu dangerana matter vara pothu nu..anaal nuclear bomb sizeukku eppadi oru matter varum nu yethir paarkavae ellei :x...ennathu laavfa?...unnodeiya munjikkae vadivukarasi acid uthiyae tharkolai pinnikavaal..ithulae naan unukku varunuma?

John : Kalaivaani...yennai pathi tappa pesu...anaal yen looksu pathi tappa pesathae..:x

Kalaivaani : Appadi enna thaan irukku unnodeiya looksulae? SJ Suryavukkum Chimpanzeekum crossover mathiri looksu veichikitaal yeval un pakkam varuvaal?

John : Kalaivaani...asingama pesinaal yenukku pidikaathu..:evil:

Kalaivaani : nee eppadi pallu kaatinaal yenukku vanthi varathu...bubye..:x

Paavam namma John..manasu odeinchi poi enimel yaaru kitaeyum pesa mattar nu mudivu seithaar...including avarodeiya ondra kannu friend mappu gopalan. So enimel avar vaazhkai yeppadi pogum?..enna nadukkum?..aduttha seriesai paarungal...sorry saabam..:mrgreen:

[sgokulprathap]

Statutory Warning:

Reading Hulk's stories is injurious to ur health.
Reading his stories may lead to mental disorders.

[crazy]

HULK
unga story :lol: , ellam unga personal experience'a?
anyway keep going :clap:

[sgokulprathap]

S. This is Hulk's Autobiography. :lol:

[crazy]

S. This is Hulk's Autobiography. :lol:

HULK story so greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

keep writting :clap:

[Hulkster]

Saabam thonduguvethu

Yerkanavae namma johnukku(a.k.a DNVJ) social vaazhkai otthu varaathu nu therincha vishayam...anaalum..appo appo avar yaaruyavethu number adichi pesi avar sogathai theerpaar...number na friend number ellei...mandaiyilae enna equation thonutho athey 10 numbersku round off penni adipaar. Avar adicha list leh Thirunelveli Collector, Pakkathu veetu pangajam maami, Vadivukarasi Paethi, Kuppai Collector Govindaraju , Trishavodeiya Nai kutti range leh poyittae irunthuthu. Eppadiyae seinchittu iruntha John oru naal Pepsi Uma Ungal Choiceku oru fone potaar.[i]

Pepsi Uma: Vanakkam Neiyargalae...eppoluthu ungal ungal ungal(intha ungalai repeat pennuruthai keithu thaan devuda paatulae repeatu nu potaanganu oru rumour)Choice nadaiperuginruthu. Vaangal muthal neiyarai santhippom...vanakkam..vanakkam.[i]Fonai yeduttu yaaruvethu pesurangappa..intha sottai producer cameralirinthu jollu vidurathai paarthaal neithu saapta bajji pinnadi vazhiya vanthiya vara poguthu

John: Hello....Naan thaan John Kuppusaamy from dandanakka pettai..unga kitae pesuvethil yenukku rombo santhosamaga irukku.

Pepsi Uma : Ennathu dandanakka pettaiya?....ithu namma vijaykanth vaazhntha oora irukkumo?Vanakkam John...unga kitae pesavum yenukku rombo santhosamaga irukku...sowkiyama irukaengela?

John : :cry:...athei yaen keikuraenge Pepsi Uma...yennodeiya sogathukku oru azhavae ellei...yen vaazhkaiyil..*censored due to speech being twice as long as VJK's average speech and the contents tripling the effect of kolangal serial sentiments*

Pepsi Uma : Adangokka makka...Sun tvku solla vendiya megaserial kathai ellam tappi tavari engae vanthu solraanae....evanakkelam yevan da telephone connection koduthuthu John...ithu Song request pennura nigalchi...naan ninaikiraen neenga tappana nigalchikku fone pennitunga..:)

John : :x...adiyae gundu podalanga...yennodeiya sogathellam alli alli un kitae kodukkiraen unukku paathu keiketha paathu?...yennodeiya kathaiyai keithaal unukku nakkala irukku?...mavalae veliyae vanthae nee serthu veichirukkira paanai(paanai na fats in dandanakkapettai language definition) leh yennai pothu yerichiduvaen.

Pepsi Uma : Naan appovae antha producer kitae sonnein..intha mathiri unknown oorukellam connection kodukkathaengunu...keithaana...ithu kuda paravalae..anaal evanodeiya vaayi pora rangulae yen kaathulae ratham varaamal chinna vayasilae kudicha thai paal ellam serthu veliyae vara poguthu :x..:)...John..konjam mariyathaiyaga pesunga..ithu public nigalchi.

John : enna mariyathai vendiyethu ungalakku?..public toiletae sangu uthura levelukku naarum bothu public nagilchi leh konjam naarinaal yengae valikethu ungalakku?..:evil:

Pepsi Uma : Moothuvulae valikethu vanthu franch oil theichittu poreiya? Sir...ithukku melae pesinganae na unga melae thaguntha nadavadikkai yedukka padum.

John : Aei...intha vijaykanth padam dialogue ellam unga kitae veichukunga...nee nadunthu vanthaalae gujarat leh earthquake varathu..nee nadavadikkai yeduthaal russia leh vottai vara poguthu.

Ethei keitha producer pepsi umavai nagara solli johnai thitturaar..athukka bathila john oru final vasanam pesuraar

John : Aei sottai...thalaiyilae rendu moodi kuda mulusa molaikkulae unukku advice pennura velai nadukkutha...yow kalambuyaa..vanthuthaanga disturbance kodukka..:evil:

eppadiyae solli John fonai veikuraar. Pepsi Umakku avarakku naduntha kodumayai ninaichi ninaicha after effect leh mental aagi "Dei sottai producer..un mandaiyilae omelette porikamal vida mattein da" nu repeatu pennitae irupaaram. Avarakku bathila Ungal Choice leh Bipasha Basu Potaanga. Tamil numerology padiyum tamil vaayilae eppadi patta pera nolaiyaathuvum karanamaga bipasha basuvodeiya peru bapasu nu peiyar sutta pattuthu...ithukku karanam keika patta producer bapasu na appavodeiya tsunami yenbathaalaeyum ooruleh irukkira athanai appagulum call poduvaaganu confidenceleh appadi pothuvitaangalam

Eppothu namma john tamilnaadu muluvethum avar peru pirabalam aagi vittuthu..DNVJ nu iruntha John Tamilnaatu Asinga Tsunami John nu Peru soothapattuthu(TATJ). Pugal irunthaalum kuda namma Johnukku pesa oruthurum ellamal pochi avar ammavai thavira. Evala asingama pesum John kalyanam pennikuvaara?..avarakku nanmai nadukkuma?..aduttha seriesai paarungal..sorry saabam..:mrgreen:

[crazy]

HULK HULK :lol: :rotfl:

[Hulkster]

Saabam thondanguvethu

Namma TATJ (Tamil Naadu Asinga Tsunami John) eppo rombo pirabalama aayitaar nu kadantha series leh sonnon. Yeppodumae sogama iruntha John..nammakku veika patta puthu peiyar veichae imagai ottulaam nu periya periya aalungalakku fone call penni yeppadiyavethu thittuvaar...anaal ithulae enna vishayam na thitthi mudinchonu punch dialogue mathiri onnu solvaaru..."Satharana Manushan Asingama Pesinaal Kaathulae Ratham thaan Varum...Anaal Naan Asingama Pesinaal Saneeswararukkae Tuberclosis Varum"...Ethai keitha oruvar " Unnai padaichathukkae yerkanavae Aandavar Nonthu peirukaar...ithulae saneeswararukku tuberclosis vereiya?" nu reply penaar. Anaal ithu manasulae yeduthukkamal avar fone leh asingama pesuruthai continue penninaar...approm oru naal george bushukkae fone potaar....

Receptionist of White House : Hello...This is the White House...May i Know who you are?..:)

John : Aei vellaikaari....yerkanavae vellaiya irukethu pattulae na veetukkum asian walls paint
veichi vellai adichurukeiya?...ithulae perumaiya vera sollikunuma?...andha george busha nolla busha...avan kitae fone kodu..naan avasarama konjam details pesunum..:x

Receptionist : Why cant i get some english speaking people...first it was the iraqis talking like they had a pipe in their throat and then these fella talks like someone put ak47 bullets in him. In a moment we will be redirecting you to george bush..:)

John : Yow...vala vala nu pesamaal seekiram fone podunga di...intha velaikaarigalakku yevan da fone connection koduthuthu...namma tamilachigaloda periya aruvaiga pa...:banghead:

George Bush : Hello this is the honourary president of the United States of America speaking...May i Know Who You Are?

John : Ithukku Vijaykanth dialoguae yevalo mel...evangalakellam yaaruvethu captain prabhakaran padam kaatinaangala...over kodumaiya irukku pa Dei Nolla Bushu....hello nu sollittu may i know who are you nu sonaal mudiyaatha...periya pista paruppu mathiri enna president of united states nu solla vendiyathu irukku...yerkanavae unukku president post koduthuthae ulaga athisayam..ithulae perumai vereiya?..:x

George Bush : :x What are these iranians up to now? i thought i already told them one more curse and they will be gone. And they still have the cheek to speak in a voice that sounds like my mother in law Now excuse me Sir whoever you are...i would like to remind you that scolding me is like scolding the whole country and thus your violating the laws...

John : Yow Yow niruthiya un sattai sabhai peichae...nee paarputhukku gunda irupaanganu sonaanga...anaal oru country sizeku irupaenu yenukku theriyavae theriyaathu...ithukku thaan solrethu maadu..panni...palli ellam saapida koodaathu nu. ..enna periya violation..nee enna vayaskku vantha ponna eve teasing penni violate penna...:x

George Bush : Even My Mother -In-Law will only stop at calling me a buffalo..this fella makes me sound like i ate eight elepants Alright Mister...Your aggravating me..i very well know you are iranian...im gonna take action against your country soon...bye..:evil:

John : Enna periya aggravation...kobam vantha un thalaiyilae rendu kombu mulaichi athulae DTS sound effect vanthiduma...overa thaan pa pesuraanga...yerkanavae unnodeiya mandayilae moolai irukaanu scientists ellam research pennuraanga ithulae naan iranian nu yeppadi theriyum...indianukkum iranianukkum vithayasam theriyaatha unukku yentha maanga madaiyan da unukku president post koduthaan. Ennathu take action ah?...yerkanavae nee yedutta action leh paathi ulugamae alinchi pochi ithulae unnuma aliyunum...yow intha vayasaana kaalathilae poi mettaiyilae kuppura padakkamal unnum enna pa sattai sabhai peichi..vandhutaanga torture penna..:x

Bush fone veithum John avarodeiya incarcerationai nirutha villei...pesittae irunthaar...avar pesi mudintha pin iran leh oru atomic bomb...pattu time bomb ainthu grenade bomb 1 koosu bomb rangulae USA naalae poda pattuthu...intha bomb vedicha kodumai pattulae na george bush iranukku oru speech verae koduthaaru....athai keithu uyirodu iruntha matta iranians thooku maatikitaanganu all india news leh therivikka pattuthu...intha kodumaikellam karanamana Johnukku...Ulaga Asinga Mayam John..(Universal Federation of Verbal Torture) nu pattam sooda pattuthu...anaal ithulae oru thiruppam vanthuthu...rombo asingama pesinaal vaazhkai bore adikkum nu kalyanam seiya aasai pataar John...anta koduttha vaikathaval yaaru?...kalyanam nalla mudinthatha nu aduttha seriesai..sorry saabathai paarungal..:mrgreen:..

[crazy]

hulk :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thanks for updating :)

[sgokulprathap]

Hulk, Thanx 4 not updating. :D

[crazy]

Hulk, Thanx 4 not updating. :D

HULK ignore him..............aama enn ippo update pannuradhu illa,?

[sgokulprathap]

Hulk, Thanx 4 not updating. :D

HULK ignore him..............aama enn ippo update pannuradhu illa,? :roll:

[crazy]

Hulk, Thanx 4 not updating. :D

HULK ignore him..............aama enn ippo update pannuradhu illa,? :roll:

che july 12 post pannadhukku appuram ippo thaan oru reply adhuvum gokul kitta irudnhu :roll: with icon

[Querida]

wow i don't know how to express how that felt...i hope nothing has happened to my mind now....i just might go and do something worthwhile for once in my life....it was like a non-stop cinema comic bit....actually this is not bit but bite...anyways i think Hulk cannot think of new things to call his character.... :P

[Hulkster]

Queri...thanks for the remarks..good to know theres another appreciator...i will try to continue...just happens that i am too focussed on tamil films and music threads :P

[crazy]

Queri...thanks for the remarks..good to know theres another appreciator...i will try to continue...just happens that i am too focussed on tamil films and music threads :P


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[TamilMoon]

Pepsi Umakku avarakku naduntha kodumayai ninaichi ninaicha after effect leh mental aagi "Dei sottai producer..un mandaiyilae omelette porikamal vida mattein da" nu repeatu pennitae irupaaram. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Hulk unmaiyavae neenga periyaaaaaa aalu thaan :clap: :clap:

[sgokulprathap]

Hulk, Thanx 4 not updating. :DHULK ignore him..............aama enn ippo update pannuradhu illa,? :roll:che july 12 post pannadhukku appuram ippo thaan oru reply adhuvum gokul kitta irudnhu :roll: with icon

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