THE GOD AND MALE

[johntony]

WHY THE GOD INVENTED MALE ?

[Ghlli]

:rotfl: wow ur coming up with loadssss of topics :rotfl:

god invented male :huh: ask god :lol:

[Thunderbird]

WHY THE GOD INVENTED MALE ?

without a male, there's no feMALE :roll:

[villan007]

Who invented God ? :roll:

[Hulkster]

Well johntony he created both males and females for us to reproduce and understand each other and live in peace...but there is no specific reasons why he created males.

So far all i know that he just wanted to have his "children" and created males and females.

[Hulkster]

Who invented God ? :roll:

That is a kelvi we should ask God...but in reality he is formless...just a entity you cant see or hear...but is evident in everyone of us..manasulae..unarchigalil....some say he lives at the end of the universe and some says he resides in kaasi...ellam avarakku thaan pa theriyum.

[Thirumaran]

WHY THE GOD INVENTED MALE ?

God is a male. that is why :)

[Hulkster]

WHY THE GOD INVENTED MALE ?

God is a male. that is why :)

God is formless...although we have a habit of referring to God as a he/him...guess its a piravi gunam...:D

[Thirumaran]

WHY THE GOD INVENTED MALE ?

God is a male. that is why :)

God is formless...although we have a habit of referring to God as a he/him...guess its a piravi gunam...:D

Ennamo paartha maathiri sollreenga :roll:

[Hulkster]

Paarka mudiyulae athaan appadi solluraen...ellamae avan seiyal...:D

[thamizhvaanan]

WHY THE GOD INVENTED MALE ?

God is a male. that is why :)

i second u :thumbsup:

and i have posted in someother thread, why god is a male!!!!

lemme search for the links :D

[thamizhvaanan]

110 Reasong why God is a man :

1. He is intelligent.
2. He is omniscient.
3. He is omnipresent, especially outdoors.
4. He invented hunting (sports) to be the main source of food for his creatures.
5. He doesnt talk, unless it is needed in an extraordinary situation like, moses trying to convince Israelites or kurukshetra or... Thamizhvaanan's dream
6. His office hours are infrequent, usually held on mountain top.
7. When any of his experiments went awry, he usually tries to cover them up by drowning his subjects or eliminate them by a mysterious process called evolution.
8. He writes books which no one reads (well, most of them)
9. He invented the theme "Fight for survival".
10. He hides the rest of the 100 reasons and still maintain it as a secret.


DISCLAIMER:
I hereby declare that any of the details provided here are true only to the best of my fictitious imaginations or else not true at all. If at all, there arises any allegations of emotional distress or personal displeasure, please forward them to God. He only made me write this, and I am only an innocent bystander.

[c4ramesh]

WHY THE GOD INVENTED MALE ?

did he? :? :?:




Who invented God ? :roll:

Humans :D

thats, the best answer i can think off :roll:
Humans wanted an explanation for some of the unexplainable phenomena so they invented "GOD", but the problem is they don't know how to explain "GOD" too... :? :?

[crazy]

Who know whether there is a GOD or not!

answer for ur question.....................god invented male for female! for what else?

[johntony]

god is nor a male neither female.

[johntony]

for what the god has created world.

[girishk14]

so that girls can have boyfriends.... :D :roll:

[Thunderbird]

so that girls can have boyfriends.... :D :roll:

and you too :roll:

[nms]

WHY THE GOD INVENTED MALE ?

is that an invention???
shud be evolution...

[rami]

God wanted a trial run before creating the best creation..
So he created MALE as a rough draft for FEMALE..

[nms]

God wanted a trial run before creating the best creation..
So he created MALE as a rough draft for FEMALE..

May B true. :)

[thamizhvaanan]

God wanted a trial run before creating the best creation..
So he created MALE as a rough draft for FEMALE..

may be god created male first, but he commited a lot of sins, and so he created female as a punishment for that :lol: .

[Ghlli]

:lol:

[crazy]

hm does is matter why he invented male or not?
indeed we have male on this earth! so lets thank GOD for that! what has females to on the earth withoud male anyway!?

or he might have invented male coz GOD didnt wanted females to be homosexuals. :roll:

[thamizhvaanan]

or he might have invented male coz GOD didnt wanted females to be homosexuals. :roll:

:lol: :evil:

[crazy]

or he might have invented male coz GOD didnt wanted females to be homosexuals. :roll:

:lol: :evil:

why evil?

[thamizhvaanan]

or he might have invented male coz GOD didnt wanted females to be homosexuals. :roll:

:lol: :evil:

why evil?

chumma! for the lack of a proper emoticon :mrgreen:

[crazy]

eh? laughing and green face?

[selvakumar]

I think GOD Created MALE to have FUN.. and with a thought of having a SLAVE who will suffer a lot & God can enjoy the same.


Similarly, He created FEMALE so that MALE can feel the samething GOD was feeling with MALE.

But, Now his process is reversing (atleast with MALE - FEMALE) case :(

[crazy]

But, Now his process is reversing (atleast with MALE - FEMALE) case :(

enna sollavareenga?

[thamizhvaanan]

I think GOD Created MALE to have FUN.. and with a thought of having a SLAVE who will suffer a lot & God can enjoy the same.


Similarly, He created FEMALE so that MALE can feel the samething GOD was feeling with MALE.

But, Now his process is reversing (atleast with MALE - FEMALE) case :(

Dada! punch dialogue madiri chinnatha adipeengannu paatha, perusa ezhuthiyirukeenga! onnume puriyala :huh:

[selvakumar]

Thamizh & Crazy.


I meant.


MALE --- SLAVE FOR GOD

FEMALE -- WAS CREATED WITH THE INTENTION OF SERVING AS A SLAVE FOR MALE

Now,

MALE -- SLAVE FOR FEMALE

FEMALE - SLAVE FOR GOD

:roll:

o.k vaa..

[crazy]

no no no one is slave here!
we all r GODs slave! thats it!

[thamizhvaanan]

vaathiyaare!!! :notworthy: neenga enakku schoolla class edukkama poiteengale, illati theory of relativitylam nalla purinjirukkum .

[thamizhvaanan]

no no no one is slave here!
we all r GODs slave! thats it!

:thumbsup:

[crazy]

TV innaikku pura ore emoticons a?

[thamizhvaanan]

athu illama, unkitta ethu solradha irundaalum bayama irukku :roll: , mundha nethu naan vangunathe enakku podhum!!!
(justs kidding! idhukkum kochikaade!!!)

[selvakumar]

vaathiyaare!!! :notworthy: neenga enakku schoolla class edukkama poiteengale, illati theory of relativitylam nalla purinjirukkum .


MaaNavaNae... NamaKKu iNNum NeraYa theriyum.. :wink: :wink: YOu have seen DADA part.. :wink: Just ping for the other avatar. will teach you more ! :wink: :oops: :oops:

[Ghlli]

boys are here so girls can give good hard time for them and have fun :D :lol:

[ssanjinika]

Why should I accept that GOD created humans ? Whats wrong with evolution??

[Lambretta]

boys are here so girls can give good hard time for them and have fun :D :lol:
I thot it was the other way round?! :shock: :roll: :lol2:

[ssanjinika]

boys are here so girls can give good hard time for them and have fun :D :lol:
I thot it was the other way round?! :shock: :roll: :lol2:
dude!! U live in an bygone era :roll: :P

[Ghlli]

havn't u ever seen any tamil films? girls are the ones who give hard time for boys :lol: :poke:


boys are here so girls can give good hard time for them and have fun :D :lol:
I thot it was the other way round?! :shock: :roll: :lol2:

[Sanguine Sridhar]

WHY THE GOD INVENTED MALE ?
Simple,
To invent what is there in a female..To understand herself what is feminine in her! Fair enough?

[crazy]

God had nothing to do, so he just invented male!

who came first anyway, men or women? i mean male monkey or female monkey?????????? :roll:

[thamizhvaanan]

women came first! i will talk abt the science behind that later. crazy, check out the coffee corner thread! thats the new chat thread :D

[crazy]

where is that TV?

[thamizhvaanan]

hubber's lounge, that is where our temp chat thread has been moved also!

[Lambretta]

boys are here so girls can give good hard time for them and have fun :D :lol:
I thot it was the other way round?! :shock: :roll: :lol2:
dude!! U live in an bygone era :roll: :P
Um........'hope ur only kiddin abt tat! :twisted: :P

OK yea, I agree girls r capable of givin boys a hard time too....been thru tat once too lately...*phew* :oops:
But I meant in usual cases (esp. here) its the girls at the receiving end na....?

[Lambretta]

havn't u ever seen any tamil films? girls are the ones who give hard time for boys :lol: :poke:
If u mean newer Tamil films, nope havnt seen many lately....:P
Still, my take is tat its still more the other way round.

[johntony]

i think god created males to enjoy this beautiful world, but when he saw males are getting indisplined & destroying his lovely world so in order to kept him displined ( i.e. busy in the worry of bread,cloth,home) & breaking their unity he involves his full energy & imagination to his next creature that is females. :D :D :D :D

[Ghlli]

ok tell me, do u annoy ur wife more, or does ur wife annoy u? :roll:


havn't u ever seen any tamil films? girls are the ones who give hard time for boys :lol: :poke:
If u mean newer Tamil films, nope havnt seen many lately....:P
Still, my take is tat its still more the other way round.

[johntony]

:idea: :idea: 8-) 8-) :) :)

[thamizhvaanan]

ok tell me, do u annoy ur wife more, or does ur wife annoy u? :roll:


havn't u ever seen any tamil films? girls are the ones who give hard time for boys :lol: :poke:
If u mean newer Tamil films, nope havnt seen many lately....:P
Still, my take is tat its still more the other way round.

who ever annoys, no one does it better than u gaayu and take so much pride in that too :lol:

[nilavupriyan]

it has been said that only female is created at first..and man originated from female for the survival of the fittest!

i read it in a weekly magazine..

[Lambretta]

ok tell me, do u annoy ur wife more, or does ur wife annoy u? :roll:
This I can answer only after I'm married! :roll: :lol:

'will let u know then if we still stay in touch :wink: :P

[girishk14]

Why did god create males? The answer is very simple. He created female in order to discipline males who were involved in evil deeds. Before that, he did not know that he had to create something called female. Therefore, he created males.

Sometimes, people like me posting in this thread are actually contradicting themselves...

[Lambretta]

Why did god create males? The answer is very simple. He created female in order to discipline males who were involved in evil deeds.
& how far has He been successful in this regard? :P :)

[crazy]

WHO CARES ABOUT GOD IS MALE OR FEMALE? ISN'T ENOUGH BEING GOD?

we no longer know who is male and feamle on this earth nowadays? :roll:

[Lambretta]

we no longer know who is male and feamle on this earth nowadays? :roll:
Hmm.....'think I got wat u mean....:)

[crazy]

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[Lambretta]

glad u got!
SORRY IF I HURT ANYONE AROUND HERE! IAM NOT AGAINST TRANS........!
Ohh.....tats wat u meant! :o :oops:

[Ghlli]

Excellent :!: ena pathi nalla purinju vachiratha orae aal neenga thaan...well done :thumbsup: :lol:
i know i know...who can beat me in annoying people?

i am MISS WORLD ANNOYING GIRL :D


ok tell me, do u annoy ur wife more, or does ur wife annoy u? :roll:


havn't u ever seen any tamil films? girls are the ones who give hard time for boys :lol: :poke:
If u mean newer Tamil films, nope havnt seen many lately....:P
Still, my take is tat its still more the other way round.

who ever annoys, no one does it better than u gaayu and take so much pride in that too :lol:

[Ghlli]

OOPS i thought u were married :oops:
didn't u say that u were :roll: :lol:


ok tell me, do u annoy ur wife more, or does ur wife annoy u? :roll:
This I can answer only after I'm married! :roll: :lol:

'will let u know then if we still stay in touch :wink: :P

[madhu]

Ghilli :


teacher-SPakka,

perrrrrrfect !! :clap:

power : :thumbsup:

[Lambretta]

*dg
Ghilli :

teacher-SPakka,
perrrrrrfect !! :clap:
power : :thumbsup:
Aama...avanga teacher ana class le pasanga ellarum theniyum 2 keyyale kannathe mudikite okaranum! :P :lol:

Unga avtaar-e pathappo ellam SP akka ode nelame eppidi irukum-nu nenaichale........:rotfl:

Kidding! :D

/dg

[Ghlli]

:notworthy:

Ghilli :


teacher-SPakka,

perrrrrrfect !! :clap:

power : :thumbsup: