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HindustaniLadka
9th June 2005, 10:09 AM
[tscii:9e4145a2c0]A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a

smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and

arrest them.



The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for

the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are

all sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very

good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to

life imprisonment.



By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial

finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released

after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.



As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my

first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one

wish before your whipping."



The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please

tie a pillow to my back.EUR This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10

lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done the German

had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.



The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said

smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only

take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Pakistani was soon

led away whimpering loudly.



The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheik

turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and

your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two

wishes!"



"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied. "In

recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but

100 lashes."



"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very

brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is

what you desire, then so be it.



And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheik asked.



Sardar smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back" !!!
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HindustaniLadka
9th June 2005, 10:25 AM
A Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached therein a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, andcalled up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
(What Happened, My Son?)
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,"Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)

Badri
10th June 2005, 06:24 AM
After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Checked the first patient's eyes, tongue & ears using a Torch & finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI

Badri
10th June 2005, 06:24 AM
Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

Badri
10th June 2005, 06:25 AM
Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch rahe hain.

NOV
10th June 2005, 09:03 AM
How about some translations for non-Punjabi speaking folks? :shock:

Badri
10th June 2005, 09:06 AM
How about some translations for non-Punjabi speaking folks? :shock:

Oops!!! Both those are Hindi ...the second one being Bihari Hindi!!! :lol:

Badri
10th June 2005, 09:07 AM
After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Checked the first patient's eyes, tongue & ears using a Torch & finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI


After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Checked the first patient's eyes, tongue & ears using a Torch & finally said WELL.......... THE TORCH WORKS FINE...

Badri
10th June 2005, 09:08 AM
Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

Might not translate well...nevertheless...


Boy: Darling, come into my heart
Girl: Want me to remove my sandals?
Boy: Hey, it is not a temple...come in as you are

NOV
10th June 2005, 09:09 AM
After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Checked the first patient's eyes, tongue & ears using a Torch & finally said WELL.......... THE TORCH WORKS FINE...:rotfl:

Badri
10th June 2005, 09:10 AM
Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch rahe hain.

Again, the charm would be lost in translation, since it captures the essence of Laloo!

Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Why have you brought a buffalo?
Maya: Can't you see, it is a goat?
Lallu: But I was asking the goat!

Querida
10th June 2005, 11:13 AM
:lol: thank you Badri for letting us in on the joke...

Do you know why they don't let sadars work for the M&M company?

They keep throwing away the W's.