Tamil Kadi Jokes

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Topic started by Ganesh (ganeshsubbu@usa.net) (@ 203.197.81.153) on Mon Sep 24 01:42:18 .




I am interested in collecting Tamil kadi jokes.
Anyone to help me out..

ganesh

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Three girls were traveling in a boat.
All of a sudden the boat was about to sink.
Out of the three girls two got drowned but the third one didn't. Why?

Because she was a good "KATTAI"..

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Inital ulla mirugam ethu?
O-nai

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Kudisae illa nadu ethu?
Bangladesh.

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Goddess Kallikumm Boxingikumm enna sambandam?

Knock out..

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Gokulastamikumm Communisathakkum enna sambandam?

Karl Marx..

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Mazhille nanayatha kaikari ethu?

Kodaimilagai

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Kaluthaikku Thalai valli vandal enna saium?

ASSpro sapidum.

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799 ikumm manalikumm enna sambandam?

Ennorre.

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Kakaikku kachal vandal enna saium?

CROSIN sapudum.

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Kunnakudi vaidyanathan violin ketuirukingala?

Kooduthirukamatarae

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Mahatma Gandhi ippa irrundal enna toothpaste use panuvar?

PROMISE

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Mahatma Gandhi ippa irrundal enna theatre poi cinema papar?

SATYAM

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One person goes to the top of LIC building and falls of from there. But he doesn't get even a small injury. why?

B'cos it was a big injury..

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1. Bus-a pinnaala thaLLina yenna agum?
pin vaLayum.

2. KB SundarambaaL yen thuLLi thuLLI odinaanga?
avanga romba bhakti-maan.

3. Munivar Agastyar romba varushathukkappuram kaatulerunthu naattukku vanthar. Appa ouru kaakkaa avar mugathila vanthu kothithu. Yen?
avar mugathula thava-k-kaLai therinjathu

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Kakaikku kachal vandal enna saium?

CROSIN sapudum.

Andha kakka appadi enna thappu cenjathu?
Kaachal vandu avadhi pattadhu podhamai,
than cenja paavathaie saapidavendi?

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aeroplaneikku opposite enna?

eranagoplane.

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mazhaimehumikku opposite enna?
mazhai may not come

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ramasamyikku opposite enna?
rama did not see me.

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periasamikku opposite enna?

chinna did not see me.

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Amma 'Mum' endral what is Periyamma and Chinnamma?

Periyamma - 'Maxi'mum
Chinnamma - 'Mini'mum

Naalu 'T' oru 'G' irukkura varthai enna?
Originality

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Raman,Latchumanan, Seethai gone in a same bus.Raman & Lachumanan alone stepped down at Ayodhyakuppam stop. Seethai jumped out of window,why?

Seethai padi thanda pathiniyachche, so she didn't cross the steps in the bus.

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why do we hear thunder?
Devargal ellam maavattaranga

"Leaning tower of Pisa" in chinese
saanjache

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Bus-a pinnaala thaLLina yenna agum?
bus pinnaala pogum

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Satyanarayana poojaikkum, indian cricketteamkum enna common?
Prasad- rendum kadaseela varum

Lord Shiva couldn't operate the computer, why?
Because Lord Ganesha ran away with the mouse

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Mukkule enn eppavum 'SALI' pidikithu?
enna mela 'EYES' ikkuke..

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Vajpayeekkum Moopanarikkum enna difference?

Vajpayee PAKoda pesa mattar Moopanar pakkillame
pesamattar..

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Kamalahasanoda appa peru enna?
Kamalaha..
avaroda son kamalahasan

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tamilzha valara vidunga enn vettiya waste pannuringa

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Whats does a Tamil Christan bachelor do to get a paying guest accomodation in a Hindu Bramin's house?

Change his name from Xavier to X.A.V.Iyer

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AerF unn peru enna.
Tamil valarathu irukkatum ?
athu enna "vettiya waste ".
vetti ennrale waste than.

ithu "Nadu Centre", "Catch Pidi" , "Gate Kathavu", "Trunk Petti", "Post Kambam", "Top Melle" 'like mathiriya' iruke..

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From kumar:

"Leaning tower of Pisa" in chinese
saanjache

And in Japanese, it is:
nikumo nikado

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you are right ..ms/mr Alka..smile

windy

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hey..this site is really fun..friends
do send more jokes...it's really
can make people happy...smile

windy

PS: Thanks you Ganesh

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To Windy...
Actually i was interested in collecting some tamil kadi jokes for a Small gathering which i was suppose to attend.
But after staring this thread i find it more interesting..

Thanks to all those who have contributed..

Keep it up and running...

Ganesh

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ellArumE easy-A pAdakkUdiya rAgam edhu?

mouna rAgam :-)

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Postman maadiyilirunthu vilunthal eppadi viluvar?

"Thapalinnu"

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Raamasaamy maadiyilirunthu kela vilunthal enna aavar?

RamaSamy avar enna aavarikku rendu kallum oundachu pooidume..

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Ashokar yenn kalinga poorile pinvanginar?

enna aavar sattail button illeyam

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Oru municipal contractor road podumpothu naduvil vazhai marama nattu vaikirar enn?

enna athu than "THAR" poodume..

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chedi (plants) ellam enn pachaiya (green) irukku?
pacha thanni uuthurathunale

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why do we have to go to school?
b'cos school namakite varathe

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"Neil Amstrong" namme ellarodaum strongam yenn?

namme ellarum onnuk renduk than poiirrukom but avar "MOON"ke poirrukar.

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Oru maadu cinema theatre kathavu pakathile poi nikkuthu enn?

enna kathavuke "PULL"innu ezuthi irruke

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"Bombay Dyeing" - Why?
Because "Gwalior Suiting" (Kadi is Gwalior Shooting)


O(r)dinary Kozhikku ethanai kal?

If your answer is 2 then its wrong. Correct answer is 10 kalgal.

(Aadu)4 kalgal + (Nari)4 kalgal + (Kozhi)2 kalgal.

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Who is respected in Tamil Nadu eventhough he is totally a bad person?

"Thiru"dan.

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Arum Arum serndha enna varum?

66,12,36 are wrong answers.
Arum Arum serndha 'Vellam' varum.

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oru "THIRU"dan thanoda belongings ellathayum aathu pakkathile vaikiran. ennn?

enna aathikku rendu pakkathilyum "BANK" irruke..

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The stuff here is getting crazier than I originally thought.

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MV
Enjoy it. Don't try to read betn the lines

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post cardla stamp odallainna yanna aakum?..

theriyalayaa.....keela vilunthudum

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Pazhamozhi:

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away

Puthumozhi:

If its a lady doctor, keep the apple away.

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mahatma gandhi apple saapitada mataram enn?

enna athu "FALSE" fruitam

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mahatma gandhi "hawai" chappel podamataram enn?

enn athila "WAR"ikkuke

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Oru "KADI JOKE" sollatuma?


"KADI JOKE"

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Roumba neelamana musical instrument ethu?

pul"LONG"kulal

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Indian bus conductors can easily survive the US type punishments like 'Electric Chair', why?

Because they are 'Bad Conductors'

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hi have a nice time

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G TTTT ===> WHAT THIS IS?...

Answer is ORIGINALITIY....[Kadi is athu oru-G,naalu-T]

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Pardon my ignorance. Could some one tell me why these kind of jokes are called kadi jokes?

I don't think I have ever heard of the term 'kadi jokes'.

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"THENNI"( HONEY BEE), "KUZAVI"( WASP) ellam "LIQUID"amm enn?

enna aathu "KOTTUME"

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Ramayanathil ramar sitayai lankayil thede pokum poothu kadal pakkam vanthar.
kadal vazi vedathal villayum ambayum eduthu vida poonar.
appo kadal vazi vittutham..enn..


enna "WHERE THERE IS A WILL THERE IS A WAY"

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Deepavali kkum pongalu kkum yennanga vithyaasam??

Deepavali annikku pongal saapadalaam aana Pongal annikku Deppavaliya sapda mudiyaadhu..

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LIC oada 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga..Yaen??

Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi...


oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga..annan maelmoochu vangaraan..thangachchi??

ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa



eli(adhaanga Rat) ..adhukku yaen vaal yirukku??

seththu pona thookki poada...

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LEO coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu???

yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEO coffee


Mylapore-kkum, Mandaveli-kkum sandai vandha edhu jeyikkum?

Mylapore, yenna avangakitta tank irukku.


Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?

Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.


Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu, stamp vangittu, veliya pora?


Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.

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Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar?

Bala Tiruppra Sundari



Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam?

Sumar, anjara (5.5) maasam.



Oru maatai (cow) pooja pannina adhukku yenna peyar kudukkarathu?

Moo-devi

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MV,

Read the ones posted by tvp, then you will understand why they are called as 'Kadi jokes'. They are intermittent between a 'sick joke' and a 'real good one'. But they will be interesting.

Here's one Kadi:

If you find a watch on the way, you should not step on it, why?

Enna, athula 'Mul' irukke.

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thanks vetri for explaining the meaning of a kadi joke..

tvp

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Pakathu veettu paiyan uthuvathi standai mulungittan, analum onnum agalai, eAn?

(Neighbour's son swallowed a Agarbathi stand, even then he didn't suffer, why?)

Enna, avan mulunginathu Valzhai palzhamache!!!

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what is the similarity between TNEB and a DOCTOR?

Renuperume "PEES" puduvange??

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"SAVITRI"oda rendu akka peru enna?

SAVI one
SAVI two

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Oru kyairula(rope)naalu ants varisaya poikittu irrunthujam.
First ant sonnucham, enakku pinnala naalu antu varuthunnu. Athu eppadi?

Athu poi sonnucham.

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Moonu kilee ( parrots) lineya parunthuchu.
appo mudal kilee solluchayam ennaku pinnale rendu kile varudhu..
rendavadhu kileeum ennaku pinadi rendu kilee varudhu sollichu..
moonavadhu kileeum ennaku pinadi rendu kilee varudhu sollicham

yenn..

enna sonnatha sollumam kilee pillay

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erumbu & ennai are lovers
but erumbu's parents against their relationship.
Ennai (elephant) wants to marry erumbu. So
elephants give one idea to erumbu. So erumbu
follows it and her parents agree...
what would erumbu said to her parents ?

answer : Erumbu sonnacha ennai(elephant) pullaiyah
vaitheleh summakathunu !!!!

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Errumboda annan peru enna?

"ANTENNA"

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elikku (RAT) pant potta enna aakum?

"ELEPHANT"

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Oru kaka ( crow) kulathikku tanni kudika pochu.
konga neralthil athu kanama pochu. eppadi?

enna "KAGAM KARAIYUM"

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Oru "NUMEROLOGIST"ikku paiyan porantha enna peru vappar?

"K7"..keshavan

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Orruthan cyclee poikkittu irukumpothu balance thavari thadumarinan. Apo oruthan roadile vanthukittu irrudhan..


intha situationai ore oru english wordil explain panna mudiyuma..


"ENCYCLOPEDIA"..

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Nandu ( CRAB) garbamana enna ahum?

"PREGNANDU"

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TVK Jokes are really good ones..
One more:
Ethuvumae vaanga mudiyatha kadai(Shop) Ethu?
Saakadai!(Drainage)

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Nan onnu sollattuma?

"ONNU"!!!

did u all hear when I said it?

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Once there was a boat full of Ethiraj college girls sailing in a river. Suddenly, there was a flood and the boat sunk every girl drowned inside the river except one. why?

Coz she is a 'sema Kattai'

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Question: Paambukku kaal unda illaya?

Answer: Undu. otherwise, it will be pambu and not paambu

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A dog was once chased by some kids and after a long run, it suddenly stopped in front of a Bakery. Appo athu enna vangum?

vera enna vangum, Muchu than vangum

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hi vetri,
u have posted a kadi joke which i have already posted long back infact it was the first joke to be posted in this thread.

From: bala (@ 203.197.81.153) on: Mon Sep 24 01:44:34


Three girls were traveling in a boat.
All of a sudden the boat was about to sink.
Out of the three girls two got drowned but the third one didn't. Why?

Because she was a good "KATTAI"..


pl take care next time

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Naikku ( DOG) vaal arunda ennge pokum?

verenge "RETAIL" shopikku than..

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bala,

Sorry for the repetition. Thanks for pointing it out

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What is the "CHEMICAL NAME" of dog ?

"Sodium Iodide" - NaI..

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Interesting! Here are some more:

Kathi vengayathai paathu enna pattu paadum?
-unnai naan ariven ennai anri yaar arivaar

apple_a narukki potta enna aagum?
-nari saaptudum

anti-bonding orbital_kku opposite enna?
-uncle-bonding orbital

oru army man oorukku leave_le vandhadhum nera ration kadaikku poran, en?
-thuppaakikku rava vaangathaan

oru teacher class-le sun glass pOtirindhaaraam, en?
-classle ellaarum bright students_aam

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3 paer boatlae porange, althle orunthan muslim, christain, and hindus. poiktuirukumpothu kapal didrunu kavanduruthu apo hindus solaran ellarum avanga kadavali nincha kadaval kappathuvatru. apo mulim alla n sollaran kadaval alla avane kapathidararu. appurm christain jesus n sollran appo jesus avne kappathidraru. namba allu athan hindus pillayarappa n sollrau pillayar avan munadi vandhu dance adraru en


ena avan(ningalum than) pillayar pandigaianniku pillayare kadale karrichutu dance adna athan.

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3 paer boatlae porange, althle orunthan muslim, christain, and hindus. poiktuirukumpothu kapal didrunu kavanduruthu apo hindus solaran ellarum avanga kadavali nincha kadaval kappathuvatru. apo mulim alla n sollaran kadaval alla avane kapathidararu. appurm christain jesus n sollran appo jesus avne kappathidraru. namba allu athan hindus pillayarappa n sollran pillayar avan munadi vandhu dance adraru en


ena avan(ningalum than) pillayar pandigaianniku pillayare kadale karrichutu dance adna athan.

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Oru Aanum oru pennum oru nalakki veliye poittu thirumbi vettuku vandappo, rendu perukkitteyum saavi illengarathu therinjuthu. Appo avunga enna pesikkitanga? ( sonna adikkatheengappa)

" Annalum NoKey nnal.. Avalum NoKey nnal "

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subbu and rukku vukku inaikku than first night.
subbu bed la ukkanthu irukkiraan.
Avan wife rukku paludan(Milk) roomukku ulley varal.
subbu : en di? ne pal kondu varum pothu naked
( dress onnum illama) vanthu irukka.
rukku : atthai than sonnaga..aadai illama than nan
pal kondu varanumam?
subbu : ??????

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Visit my site for kadi jokes

www.geocities.com/tamiljokes

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Kamal Hassan and his friend Vimal are running to catch 12B bus. But one auto comes in the middle. But both of them run. The bus stops. Vimal gets in, but Kamal does not eventhough he wants to. WHY ?

Because, at the back of the bus, it is written "Only Vimal"

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Silk - NethuRaathri@Yemma.org
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A drunken man goes and stands in front of a lamp post and starts knocking....thinking that it is his house.....

Another drunken man walks by and says 'It seems theres no one at home?'

the other man says 'There must be....because the light is on upstairs....'

is it funny?????Don't laugh out loud if theres people around you...except for friends.....


endum anbudan

manjuvel

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what is the opposite of "KRISHNASWAMY"
KRISHNA DID NOT SEE ME.

WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF "MADE IN JAPAN"
PALLAM IN JAPAN

endum anbudan

manjuvel

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1. oru rishi marathin mel utkarnthu sapittar
-->in one word
Ans:appreciate (up rishi ate)


2.kaal mela kaal potta enna aahum
--> bill erum (read as call mela call potta
telephone bill yerum)


endum anbudan

manjuvel

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simron and rambha in a meeting congerence asking question


SIMRAN:RaMBA WHY WE TURN THE THOOSAI?

RAMBA:TO HAVE THE SAME COLOR IN THE BOTH SIDE.

SIMRAN:NO,THAT'S NOT THE REASON WHY WE TURN IT.

RAMBA:SO WHY?

SIMRAN:IF WE DON'T TURN IT,THE THOOSAI DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TURN ALONE.

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One day in Adyar Bus stop...
Raju: Sir! 21E poiducha?
Oruvar: Yov! Pora vara "E"ellam ennrathuthaan enn velaya?
Raju: ...!!!

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Oru engineer chennaile L.I.C.Building road
vazhiya romba vegama odi varraru anal L.I.C.
Buildingai parthaudane suddena ninnurraru.
adhu yean?

"avarukku kal valihirukkum"
Adhudhan illay
"appuram edhukku ninnaru?"

Adhu avarudaiya ishtam. Engaye venunnalum nippar.

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Triankku ninuthu irrukanga, little distance train vanduduchu Appa.
Goundamani: Dey, adhu enadha trian ankeyei ninudhuchu.
Senthi: adhu onnu ilayney, train tyre panchar aagi irukkum, aadhann
Goundar : addhing, berikka thalaiya



endrum anbudan



manjuvel

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We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of
modern life. But have you wondered, what if God decided to install
voice mail?"

Imagine praying and hearing this:

Hi! Thank you for calling GOD.

Please select one of the following options:

Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.

Else wait for our Customer Support Executive.

What if God used the familiar excuse... "I'm sorry, all of our
angels are busy helping other sinners right now. However,your prayer is
important to us and will be answered in the order it as received, so please
stay on the line"


Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in
Prayer:

If you would like to speak to:

Ganeshji, Press 1.
For Lord Hanuman, Press 2.
For Lord Krishna, Sorry He is on Annual Leave!
For a directory of other God's & Angels, Press 3.

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[Oldposts]

BUS YEAN BUS STOPLEH NIKKUTHU?

YEANNA ATHUKU UKARA THERIYATHEY

HOW IS IT GANESH?

[Oldposts]

oru hunter oru nall katuku singathe vettai adruthuku pona. avan kitta irunthae 5 vill(arrow)adethukittu pona. ponavanen singathe patu athe villale guri pathu addikuran ana eallame thavidithu. appuram enna vill kaliaiduthu. anthe singathuku villu kali aiduchunu therinichiduthu appo singo avnae thoratha arramibikuthu aven baythulae odda arrambichiduvan. oddi poi oru gudi sailae poi olinchikirran. singo avan ollirudhu patu aven ollinchirundae gudisai kaduvai thatuthu.








ANSWER ena antha gudisaiku calling bell ilae athan kathavi thatuthu




endrum anbudan


manjuvel

[Oldposts]

oru train railway stationikku pakatile nikkithu.
train driver poi pakkatu kadaile "CLOSE UP" toothpaste vangittu varar. yenn..


enna avarikku "SIGNAL" kidaika liyam

[Oldposts]

oru bus a pinnale thallamudiyumaa?

mudiyathu

en theriuma pin valanzhupoidume athanaalathan.

[Oldposts]

ulagam urindainu eppadi sonangle
ans:vayalathan

[Oldposts]

Oru vayasupp ponnu annaikku late-a vettukku vandha. Appo avaloda amma "Ivlo late-a vandhurukkalae.." nnaanga. Avaloda thangacchi "My Gosh! She's so late.." nna. Avaloda appa Kannadathlayum, ava anna Malayalathlayum ithayae sonnanga. Yean ippadi vevveara madhiri sonnanga?

[Oldposts]

adhu avanga ishttam..!!

[Oldposts]

Oru karadi..(Not TR!), semma fast-aa odi varudhu...odi vandhu oru potti kadai munnadi nikkudhu...anga adhu enna vaangum..?!





















vera enna MOOOCHCHU dhaan vaangum...semma fast-aa odi vanthichilla..?!

[Oldposts]

Yenna oru vayasupp ponnu late-a vettukku vandha naalu peru naalu vidhama pesuvaanga.

[Oldposts]

"oru rishi maddi mala ukandhu sapuduraru"
Iddha englishla oru varthailla sollanum
ans:"appreciating"

[Oldposts]

How to tell the following in English?

"Nee oru kuzhanthai".?

"Kidney".

(Kid - nee)

[Oldposts]

lol

[Oldposts]

One guy is stealing the bi-cycle from the guy X. How the X will say this to somebody to catch the cycle in single word



























Answer: En-cyclo-paedia

[Oldposts]

Question:
Karuppu manithargal En nandraaka vaLarntha udambOdu irukkiraargal?

Answerr:
chinna vayasil irunde avarkaLai "nee grow, nee grow " (negro) endru azhaippathaal.

[Oldposts]

which letter in alphabetical is very cool one?.

find it

[Oldposts]

1. which alphabetical letter is sitting in
a very cool place.

2. if " f " gets accident where will it go?.

find it o.k......

[Oldposts]

What is the chemical name for a dog ?

Sodium Iodide

Sodium(Na) + Iodide (I) = Nai (read Nai in Tamil)

[Oldposts]

How is the Mickey Mouse suddenly knew everything about Ramayanam when it was hung on the wall ??

It became Valmiki

[Oldposts]

What is a woman spin bowler called ?

bala tirupura Sundari

[Oldposts]

is orange a male or female ????????




male coz if u crush it u get only "saaaaaaaaaaru"

[Oldposts]

rajsundar,

Letter B is coolest cause its between A C!

next one i dont know...what happens to f when it meets with accidnet?

srini,

hehehehe

[Oldposts]

It will go to GH.
Idhu romba pazhaiya joke.

[Oldposts]

ramadas, srini and shankie.. ur jokes were cool.. i liked it:).. something which i have never heard.. keep posting such jokes.. the remaining are same old kadis.. rombha rombha kadi.. thaangala..

[Oldposts]

why was a sardarji very upset when he saw a car being towed by a truck ?

He was wondering which idiots were using a truck and a car to carry a rope

[Oldposts]

which hotel do u never get hot food ?
'Ariya' bhavan

[Oldposts]

This is a analogy given by an IT employee.Read and enjoy.
>
> 1. Gopura Vasalile : US Embassy entrance
> 2. Kadalora Kavithaigal : Songs on Marina Beach after getting the visa
> 3. Mouna Raagam : At home after visa got rejected
> 4. Varumayin Niram Sivappu : Bench without salary
> 5. Gentleman : Company paying full salary on bench
> 6. Adimai Penn : Female TCS Employee
> 7. Minsarakkanavu : Green card
> 8. Valve Mayam : Rejected H1B Visa.
> 9. Marubadium : Apply again.
> 10. Enga ooru pattukkaran : Enga ooru Bodyshopper.
> 11. Velaikkaran : Programmer.
> 12. Ejaman : Project Manager.
> 13. Kaithy Kannayiram : TCS employee.
> 14. Oru ! kaithiyin Diary : Biodata of TCS employee.
> 15. Saval : TCS bond.
> 16. Savalukku Saval : Breaking TCS Bond.
> 17. Aayirathil oruvan : Assembly programmer.
> 18. Vaitheki kathirunthal : Bench period.
> 19. Sakala kala vallavan : Bill Gates.
> 20. Engeyo ketta kural : Eppavo oruthadavai run panna program.
> 21. Alaigal oiyvathillai : Jumping from company to company
> 22. Nallavanukku nallavan : Company paying full salary in Bench.
> 23. Padikkatha Methai : Year2000 programmer.
> 24. Pattikada Pattanama : mainframe aa Client Servar aa
> 25. Neerum Neruppum : Microsoftum IBMum.
> 26. Billa : Bodyshopper.
> 27. ethirneechal : Asking for increment.
> 28. Antha 7 Natkal : Time period between ge! tting the H1B paper and
> landing in US.
> 29. 24 manineram : Waiting period in US Embasy for stamping.
> 30. tic tic tic : First day in client's place.
> 31. Parthal pasi theerum : surfing web sites
> 32. Anbe vaa : Projectee vaaa.
> 33. Nerukku Ner : Netscape Navigator Vs Internet Explorer
> 34. Server Sundaram : After Year2000, Y2K Programmers Nelamai.
> 35. Suryavamsam : Hierarchy
> 36. Enakul Oruvan : Data Encapsulation
> 37. Petralthaan Pillaiya : Sub Class inherited from a class created by
> others
> 38. Raman Ethanai Ramanadi : Polymorphism
> 39. Makalai Petra Makarasi : Super most Class (Object)
> 40. Punnagai Mannan : Doesn't understand what the client says
> 41. Thiruda Thiruda : Code stealer
> 42. A! dimai Changili : TCS Bond
> 43. Pasi : Bench without salary

[Oldposts]

Erumboo annan peru enna?

" ANT - enna "

[Oldposts]

what is the opposite of STD?
What is the opposite of tajmahal?
what is the other name of pv Narashimarao?
In England cows shout onyl fffffffff..........ffffffffffff.fffffffff...why?

[Oldposts]

Opposite of STD is NoTD.. HI HI

[Oldposts]

what will jamesbond 007 will do when he is at marina beach?

wavu (alai in tamil) paarpar!

[Oldposts]

the oppoosite of std is no coffee da

[Surya]

Kadal mela Kosu Parakathu, Why? 8)

[Cindy]

Enna Kosuvukku swimming theriyathu.... :wink:

[Cindy]

Why was Sachin not allowed to that musical shop?

[Cindy]

because he is a record breaker...

[ts]

How would you convert a mouse into an elephant?

Badhil nALai...

[Surya]

Wow Cindy, That was a funny reply, :lol:
But What I had in mind was Yehna Kadalukulle Tortoise irruke. :D 8)

[Reena]

AHH! :x Good kadi jokes but they really do bite! :) Good jokes Cindy, TS and Surya. But I think that I've seen that kosu, tortoise joke in something. :wink:

[ts]

How would you convert a mouse into an elephant?

By asking it to wear a pant!

eli-pant!

[Gayathri]

hey really nice kadi jokes!! they made me giggle!! Now its my turn,

Oru e(housefly) kitta kadan vangina bee yenna solluchu?

A E I O U

:)

[Reena]

:lol: Nice Gayitri! I didn't get it at first though. But Surya, I think that I've heard that Kosu one before.

[davie]

nice jokes buddies
try these
some student: yeen yelarum collegeku poranga
answer: college namakita varadhu
canany one answer the next one
yen neraiya peru cigaret pudikiranga

[Surya]

AHH! :x Good kadi jokes but they really do bite! :) Good jokes Cindy, TS and Surya. But I think that I've seen that kosu, tortoise joke in something. :wink:

Reena,
Yeah, It was in "Thulatha Manamum Thullum" or something. Some Vijay movie.

[vijay]

ANTS(Erumbu) yellam Electric wire meala poguthu, yellam shock adichchu seththupogutu but onnu mattum saagala yean?



yeanna adhu "KATTA ERUMBU"

[davie]

good one vijay

the answer to the other question was cigaretta pudikatta kezha vizhunthudum.

[Pugazh]

What will James bond say seeing a dead ant


dant ..dedant ..dedant..dedant..dedant ..deadnat..

[Surya]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Querida]

What will James bond say seeing a dead ant


dant ..dedant ..dedant..dedant..dedant ..deadnat..

i remember the same answer used for the 'pink panther' theme...
:D

[NOV]

Kandayah: en manaivi naan koopitaa enga irunthaalum odi vanthiduva

Raja: Ippa enge irukaangaa?

Kandayah: Kulichitu irukaa.

Raja: Ippa koopidunga parpom!


**********************************

Father : en paiyanai edhukaakha sir adichengaa........

Teacher: October 2 Gandhi jayanthinu sonathuku

Father: athula enna thappu sir?

Teacher: Gandhiya therium.. adhu yaar sir Jaynthinu kekuran!


*************************************

Ramu : Pona varusham Dairy tharalenu varuththa patteengalaa.....

Somu : Aamam Sir ! Intha varusham kidaikumaa...?

Ramu : Inthaanga pona varushaththu Dairy..........


****************************************

Thondan 1st : Thalaivara Woman's Club meetingla pesa sonatha thappa poachi

Thondan 2nd : Yein? yenna aachi...... ???

Thondan 1st : Ellorum manaiviyai velaikaariyaai (housemaid) paakuranga, naan mattum thaam velaikaariyai veettukaari maathiri
parthukolkindren, endru pesivittaar!

[Rahul]

Good joke,,,

whats the opposite of RAMSAMY.....


RAM DID NOT SEE ME.


[


quote="Reena"]:lol: Nice Gayitri! I didn't get it at first though. But Surya, I think that I've heard that Kosu one before.[/quote]

[Querida]

awwww Ram Cheata...it's all in good fun...us hubbers are glad our moderator has a sense of humour....sure the joke you mentioned was a bit rash...but besides that it's only a joke....if you can do better than please do so.... :D

[Querida]

well thats what i would expect in the tamil kadi joke section... :D

[nightingale]

i just read all ur kadi jokes...laughing
i am nor sure whats happening here..but i have a question..for u all.
i see ,all hindu saami elaame kaiylie weapon irukum
sandaiku ready . eduvum ilaame..calmest typaa wokaandu irukara saami entha saami?

[Surya]

Nightingale,
There are a bunch. Your avatar, Krishna is one of the 1000 examples.
You have to look at the time they were in. Rama, for ex, Was a king. There are many pictures with Murugan being calm. There are many pics with all gods bing calm.
8)

[nightingale]

rama kaile villu..krishna..flute lathi muruga always with vel
no hard feelings pls..summa joke

[Surya]

:lol: :lol:

[nightingale]

think and see..

[Surya]

Krishna, Flute isn't a weapon.
8)

[Querida]

think and see..
hmmm Brahma?

[nightingale]

forget my question
gave answer to surya already

[Querida]

well it seems i can't find it...share the answer with all of us will ya please? :D

[xlntbarani]

1. Iyappan
2. Gokula Krishnan (Vennai thirudan)
appuram
3. Aa'samy (naamathaan pa..)

Paathingal Nightingale

There is weapon in (Saw'me) also...

[Surya]

Querida,
There are a bunch.
1. Lakshmi
2. Saraswati
3. Brahma
4. Yoga Anjeneyar,
5. Yoga Narasimmar.

and a bunch more. :D

[nightingale]

adhai vidu surya..kadi joke solungo

[Querida]

:lol: @ xlntb ...for sawmi :P
and thanx surya just glad to see my answer(brahma) on your list....but as nightingale sang :wink: ...let's have another kadi joke please? :D

[Surya]

:lol: @ xlntb ...for sawmi :P
and thanx davie just glad to see my answer(brahma) on your list....but as nightingale sang :wink: ...let's have another kadi joke please? :D

Davie????

Anywayz,

A Girl comes to her house after 10.

Father: "yen lattu" appadinraru.
Amma : "why are you late?"
Annan: "thum late kya karum(hindi )"
Akka "enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu)"
what can you infer from this?



Answer: Oru ponnu late a vandha naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga.

[Surya]

Q: Mahathma Gandhijikkum, Kunnakudi Vaidyanathanukkum yenna vidyasam?



A: Evar Non-violinist .... Vaidyanathan Violinist.

[Querida]

:lol: @ xlntb ...for sawmi :P
and thanx surya just glad to see my answer(brahma) on your list....but as nightingale sang :wink: ...let's have another kadi joke please? :D

what did i say davie??? opps my most humble apologies to the one and only Surya! :oops: :wink: ....Im glad that my answer was on your list....

[Surya]

:lol: @ Querida

Here's another.

What is the word in english with one 'g' and four 't's?






Answer: Originality(Oru-G;Naalu-T). :lol:

[xlntbarani]

Originality(Oru-G;Naalu-T).


ayoa....ayoa....

[Surya]

Another,

Q : Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?







A : Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.

[Surya]

South Africa la Irumbal vandha enna pannuvange?



Irrumbuvange.

[Reena]

I'm bleeding from my neck as we speak! :)

[davie]

:lol: @ xlntb ...for sawmi :P
and thanx surya just glad to see my answer(brahma) on your list....but as nightingale sang :wink: ...let's have another kadi joke please? :D

what did i say davie??? opps my most humble apologies to the one and only Surya! :oops: :wink: ....Im glad that my answer was on your list....

:lol:

[Querida]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D @ Surya....surely you have a g and 4 t's as well

[Surya]

One more.

2 Men are watching a documentary.

Man 1: Yenna ithu? Intha documentary-la yellarum thona thona nu pesikitte irrukange?

Man 2: Oruvallai 'Talk'-umentary ya irrukum.

:x

Later. 8)

[nightingale]

wife: eppo paarthaalum ennoda hubnd sirichukite irrukaar dr
dr: neenga enn paarkureenga?

[ts]

Read this somewhere.....

If only Adam and Eve were Chinese, we all would have been in Heaven Why?

[ts]

'coz They would have eaten the snake and not the apple :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[nightingale]

kadavule! :lol:

[nightingale]

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

[nightingale]

his lips are moving

[nightingale]

plane crashed and every single person on board this flight was killed, yet...there we're survivors. ..explain how?

[Querida]

'coz They would have eaten the snake and not the apple :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ayyo! :lol: :lol: :D

[Querida]

One more.

2 Men are watching a documentary.

Man 1: Yenna ithu? Intha documentary-la yellarum thona thona nu pesikitte irrukange?

Man 2: Oruvallai 'Talk'-umentary ya irrukum.

:x

Later. 8)

awwwww Surya...that one was cringingly funny! :D

[Querida]

plane crashed and every single person on board this flight was killed, yet...there we're survivors. ..explain how?

hmmm they died after the flight crashed....ok ok i admit i have no clue..please tell :D

[nightingale]

There were married people, only "single" people died

[Querida]

his lips are moving

:lol: hmmm hope you didn't offend anyone...cause i once got caught telling a shrink joke to a psychiatrist... :D

[Surya]

There were married people, only "single" people died

I'm gonna bleed to death! :lol: But I guess that I'm causing some bleeding to here. :D


hmmm hope you didn't offend anyone...cause i once got caught telling a shrink joke to a psychiatrist...

WOW! :lol: :lol: What did he do?

[hehehewalrus]

'coz They would have eaten the snake and not the apple :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Surya,
_()_
:lol: :lol:

[Surya]

Uncle Walrus,
:? :? :?

Anywayz, another.

Oru Heart Specialist Nursing Homukku Eppadi Poavaru?





Bypass Route Vazhiya.
Ragards.
8)

[hehehewalrus]

surya
kai eduthu kumbitten :lol:

[Surya]

Oh yeah, good one, Uncle! :? :?
:roll:
...Anywayz,
What happens to Veeramani if he gets wet?




Answer:
V-Eera- Mani

[Querida]

well he was my uncle and he was driving us to an amusement park...he kinda slowed the car down when he heard the punch line...he did think the joke was funny....then he asked me what i would want to be when i grew up...i said at that time a quack...he laughed harder and said well i may be a shrink but a quack is worse! :lol: :D

[Querida]

Oru Heart Specialist Nursing Homukku Eppadi Poavaru?


Bypass Route Vazhiya.
Ragards.
8)

8) very nice 8)

[Surya]

Thanks. :D

Yen, cinema theatre-la A-row la irukkara-vangalukku cinema ozhungave theriyalai?







ANS: Enna, A-row-kku munnala B-row (Bero) irukku.

Not one of my favorites though. :x

[Surya]

How do Flies communicate? :)





EEE-mail.

Is this better than the Bero joke? :D

[Querida]

Yep yep :D

[Surya]

:lol:
Intha kadi pothuma?
Innum Konjam Venuma?
Intha Kadi pothuma, innum onjam venuma? :)

[Querida]

:lol:
Intha kadi pothuma?
Innum Konjam Venuma?
Intha Kadi pothuma, innum onjam venuma? :)

:lol: :lol: :D @ Surya

[Surya]

Ithukumela Kadikka mudiyuma nu yennake theriyathu. I'm going to go through my books to find my Kadi Joke book tonight. :)

[nightingale]

what is the laziest mountain in the world?

[nightingale]

why does a traffic light turn red?????



teacher: how come you do not comb your hair?
student: no comb, sir.
teacher: Use your dad's then.
student: no hair, sir

[nightingale]

why are giraffes necks so long?

[Querida]

why? why? why? @ Nightingale?

Nurse: what happened to the patient who swallowed those pennies?
Doctor: No change.
ok i admit that one sucked...but still :D

[hehehewalrus]

why are giraffes necks so long?

their feet smell terrible :lol:

[nightingale]

why are giraffes necks so long?
so it will reach it's head

[nightingale]

what is the laziest mountain in the world?
mount ever - rest !!!

[nightingale]

[quote="nightingale"]why does a traffic light turn red?????

you would too if you had to change in front of so many people !!! :oops:

[nightingale]

What did the policeman say to his tummy ?

[Surya]

[quote=nightingale]why does a traffic light turn red?????

you would too if you had to change in front of so many people !!! :oops:

good one. :lol:

[nightingale]

What did the policeman say to his tummy ?
You're under 'a Vest' !

[nightingale]

shopper: how muchr the eggs?
grocer:80 cents a dozn for the good eggs..50 cents for the craked ones
shopper:Good ! crack me a dozen

[Querida]

shopper: how muchr the eggs?
grocer:80 cents a dozn for the good eggs..50 cents for the craked ones
shopper:Good ! crack me a dozen

:lol: a cracked dozen for me too please :lol:

[nightingale]

go to farmers market in newmarket Querida..jst kidin

[ctchacko3084]

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[Querida]

go to farmers market in newmarket Querida..jst kidin

hmmm wish i could but heard the chickens were to frozen to lay any eggs... :D

[nightingale]

noo these are rooster eggs :lol:

[Querida]

:lol: @ Nightingale
on the topic of chickens...

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!

why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide!

why did the turkey cross the road?
to prove he wasn't chicken!

why did the duck cross the road?
because the chicken was on vacation!

[hehehewalrus]

hey querida how many hours a day do you spend here? :lol: :lol:

[Querida]

frankly what's it to you?
But if you must know
i spend time between writing assignments
i think it is more constructive than say playing games or being on messenger....i take breaks in between writing and studying here :D
why does it bother you in anyway?

[hehehewalrus]

why r u getting pissed off now? :evil:

[Querida]

aww how could i ever get angry at your smiling avatar :D ..sorry if you think im being defensive....but i understand what you must think when seeing me replying to almost all the posts i can....anyways just think of it as what you can say concisely i can only say in many posts :D

[Surya]

In Deserts, why do people glue things outside their houses??




Answer, Because ange than Otta-Gum Irrukku.


Regards. 8)

[Surya]

Here's an ancient one.

Bus'sa pinnale thallina enna aagum?




Pin Valaiyum. :)

[Querida]

Surya you have surely made a nice comeback...i really enjoyed your jokes...i too have spent most of my life in north america...i too have heard my share of sick jokes i admit..but there were actually funny ya....anyways thanx for these... :D

[Surya]

Thanks, :D
I'll post more later when I have time.

Regards. 8)

[nightingale]

How do you make holy water?

[nightingale]

Why don't ghosts have babies?

[nightingale]

Who is the best at adding numbers in hot weather?

[muralee]

Seepukum Vazhaipazha tholukkum oru ottrumai. Adhu enna?

Theriyadha?

Seepu Thalaiyai VARUM, Vazhaipazha tholu kaalai VARUM

[muralee]

Mudhal naal Rajini padathuku pona Theatrela puzhukkamae irrukadhu. Adhu yen?

Annikuku niraiya visiringa varuvangalae.

[muralee]

Mahabharathilae utkarundhu kondae irrundhavar yaar?

Kundhi Devi

[Querida]

awaiting your sing-song replies Nightingale :wink: :D

[Surya]

A cow suddenly started biting a door, Why? :?





Yenna doorla, Pull nu ezhithirunthuthe.

[Querida]

:lol: good one Surya...nice avatar as well....is that his look from kakke kakke?

[Surya]

Thanks. :)
Yeah! Anbuselvan IPS! 8)

[Surya]

Here's one after a while, but you will have to know some basics of Hinduism.

Where did Shree Ram and Seetha go for their 'Thalai Deepavali'? (first deepavali as a married couple)

[Querida]

hey Surya how fair is that ya? Where's the answer? :?
come on the bite has to be quick to be effective :D 8)

[Surya]

The answer is......(drumroll please)......





They didn't, Deepavali came about because Lord Krishna slays Naragasuran. And Krishna avatar is after Ram.


(Ram avatar-Thretha Yugam. Krishna Avatar- Dwapara Yugam)

Not much of a Kadi though.

[Hyderabadi]

Nai ( Dog ) vaal arunda enge poogum ?




RE-TAIL shopikku...

[Querida]

:lol: @ Hyderabadi...

hey Surya i never thought of it like that..better than a kadi cause it makes your really think... :D

[Surya]

Good one hydrabadi!

yeah Q, That was more of a history question.

Here are a few questions regarding math.

What do you call an angle which is adorable?



Acute Angle.

Man! This is a crisis, I'm running out of good jokes! :(

[Hyderabadi]

What will poeple do in a desert to stick postage stamps?














Nothing ... B'cos they have OTTAGUMs ( Camel) there