Tamil Kadi Jokes

[Hyderabadi]

Three girls were traveling in a boat.
All of a sudden the boat was about to sink.
Out of the three girls two got drowned but the third one didn't. Why?

Because she was a good "KATTAI"..

[Surya]

Teacher: What's a Pharoh?

Student: Something a little lighter than a dark-o?

Teacher: You're failing this class.
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Teacher: What's a hieroglyphic?

Guys lets see if you can guess it. :D

[Querida]

Hyderabadi you don't come often but you always make sure to leave much appreciated laughter in your wake :)


Teacher: What's a hieroglyphic?

Guys lets see if you can guess it. :D[/quote]

does that mean you'll tell us gals the answer? :D

[Surya]

Ok, I'll take that as a "no, i can't guess it" :D
here it is.

Teacher: What's a hieroglyphic?

Student: A little higher than the lower-o-glific?

Teacher: I'm quitting this job.




I'm running dangerously low on Kadi Jokes here.

[Hyderabadi]

hi Querida,
i dont surf the net often..
so pl bear with me

[Hyderabadi]

Amma 'Mum' endral what is Periyamma and Chinnamma?

Periyamma - 'Maxi'mum
Chinnamma - 'Mini'mum

[Hyderabadi]

Naalu 'T' oru 'G' irukkura varthai enna?




















Originality

[Surya]

No originality in that one hydrabadi. I got that one before you did. :lol:

[Surya]

Aruvai Joke Elllam solluvare avar yeppo vaalaikku poovar?



7:00 O 'Clock.

For those who don't know, 7:00 O' Clock is a Blade Company in India.

[Surya]

Why did people suddenly start sneezing in the theaters?





Yenna athu oru masala padam.

[Cindy]

what is common about dosaikkal and a computer?

rendileyum DOS-ai podalam..

[ramky]

Thanks RR for giving the link to this topic !

Kadipatharku ingu aalillaiyo ... :?:

Hmm seri, ippo naan intha noolai thodarugiren. Indha kadi joke ulagathin miga miga chinna kadi.

:arrow: Ungal siru virali vaayil vaithu ( ungal vaayil ) nandraaga kadiyungal .... ambuttuthen !

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It was Deepavali day and as is the custom in Tamil Nadu, the Ant and his friend the Elephant had bought brand new clothes to celebrate the occassion. The elephant had just finished his oil bath and had gone to his room to change when the ant knocked loudly on the door.

`Whats up ?' , asked the elephant.

`Come out just for a minute', replied the ant.

Elephant : `Hey I am not yet fully dressed !'

Ant : `Come out right now as you are, just for a minute.'

The elephant then came out and stood in front of the ant. After looking at him for a few seconds, the ant said, `Ok you can go back to your room and finish wearing all your clothes.'

`But why did you ask me to come out when I was not fully dressed ?' asked the now very curious elephant.

`Nothing ... I just wanted to see whether you had worn my underwear by mistake !'

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Hi ppl, one suggestion : After 100 kadis have been posted here, a Poll can be conducted & one of the posters may be chosen and awarded the "KADI CHAKRAVARTY" ( or ) "KADI MAHARANI" title based on the severity of his / her kadis.

[rachel]

:lol:

[great]

HULK , please do the honours :notworthy: :clap: :notworthy: :clap:

[Hulkster]

HULK , please do the honours :notworthy: :clap: :notworthy: :clap:

ennathu honours ah..:x...naan kadi jokes ellam niruthi vittaen..kadi jokes kodukkuravangalakkum honours kodukka mattein...ithu thaan yennodeiya mudivu..:D

[mgb]

HULK , please do the honours :notworthy: :clap: :notworthy: :clap:

also kandiban please...

[Raikkonen]

Amma 'Mum' endral what is Periyamma and Chinnamma?

Periyamma - 'Maxi'mum
Chinnamma - 'Mini'mum

Mamiyar is "karu' mum

[mgb]

One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana. Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana.
Mickey Mouse continues to listen
After completing the whole Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse, "Mickey Mouse, tell me...who was the father of Lord Ram?"
Mickey Mouse could not answer.
Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me...what was the capital of Ram's kingdom!"
Mickey Mouse cannot answer again.
Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and Mickey Mouse goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the wall, he gets up and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to end....

How did this happen???




After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes
Wall-Mickey(Valmiki)...

[Braandan]

mqb,
Semma kadi

[Lambretta]

mqb,
Semma kadi
Yea no doubt it was, but cant see wat it has to do w/ Tamil...? :? :huh:

[mgb]

mqb,
Semma kadi
Yea no doubt it was, but cant see wat it has to do w/ Tamil...? :? :huh:
this is the only kadi thread i know.

[mgb]

person1: oru erumba "cut" panna enna Aagum...
person2: "cuterumbu" aayidum....

[mgb]

What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai?
Wire-eriyarthu

[mgb]

Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan.
Thangachchi?
Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa

[mgb]

Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?
Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar

[ramky]

Amma 'Mum' endral what is Periyamma and Chinnamma?

Periyamma - 'Maxi'mum
Chinnamma - 'Mini'mum

Mamiyar is "karu' mum

:lol: :lol:

[ramky]

.....
After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes
Wall-Mickey(Valmiki)...
Super kadi ! :lol:

[ramky]

OLD PROVERBS, MODERN VERSIONS :

1. Honesty is the Best Policy ..

:arrow: As long as the Premium need not be paid !

2. One may smile and smile, and yet be a Villain.

:arrow: One may cry & cry, and yet be a Villi !

[Surya]

2 Men are watching a documentary.

Man 1: Yenna ithu? Intha documentary-la yellarum thona thona nu pesikitte irrukange?

Man 2: Oruvallai 'Talk'-umentary ya irrukum.
:x

[Surya]

A Girl comes to her house after 10.

Father: "yen lattu" appadinraru.
Amma : "why are you late?"
Annan: "thum late kya karum(hindi )"
Akka "enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu)"
what can you infer from this?



Answer: Oru ponnu late a vandha naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga. :rotfl:



:banghead: :x

[ramky]

A Girl comes to her house after 10.

Father: "yen lattu" appadinraru.
Amma : "why are you late?"
Annan: "thum late kya karum(hindi )"
Akka "enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu)"
what can you infer from this?



Answer: Oru ponnu late a vandha naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga. :rotfl:



:banghead:

Surya : :) :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Lambretta]

:rotfl: Semma kadi, Suri! :thumbsup: :clap:

[rachel]

8-) but i'm nt going to laugh

[mgb]

Surya :lol:

[ramky]

person1: oru erumba "cut" panna enna Aagum...
person2: "cuterumbu" aayidum....

Ganesh : :lol: :lol: :P

[ramky]

Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan.
Thangachchi?
Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa

Ganesh : :rotfl:

[Lambretta]

8-) but i'm nt going to laugh
Um....ok....as u wish! :roll: :huh:
Neways, yaarum ungle kezhkale! :P

[ramky]

Leaning Tower of Pisa - ithu Japan-le iruntha enna pEr vechirupaanga ?

:arrow: NikkumO NikkathO !

[mgb]

Leaning Tower of Pisa - ithu Japan-le iruntha enna pEr vechirupaanga ?

:arrow: NikkumO NikkathO !

chinala irundha???

Chayuma chayading :lol:

[rocketboy]

It was Deepavali day and as is the custom in Tamil Nadu, the Ant and his friend the Elephant had bought brand new clothes to celebrate the occassion. The elephant had just finished his oil bath and had gone to his room to change when the ant knocked loudly on the door.

`Whats up ?' , asked the elephant.

`Come out just for a minute', replied the ant.

Elephant : `Hey I am not yet fully dressed !'

Ant : `Come out right now as you are, just for a minute.'

The elephant then came out and stood in front of the ant. After looking at him for a few seconds, the ant said, `Ok you can go back to your room and finish wearing all your clothes.'

`But why did you ask me to come out when I was not fully dressed ?' asked the now very curious elephant.

`Nothing ... I just wanted to see whether you had worn my underwear by mistake !'



Ithai ketta yaanai matham pidithu erumbu nanbanai thuratha aarambithathu. erumbo siru idai udayathu.aathalal yaanayai kaatilum athivekamaka odi oru kovilikul nulainthathu. anraikko kovilil vishesham, jana kootam athikamaka thenpattathu. erumbo kannuku akapadavillai. irupinum yanai erumbu nanban kovoilukkul than sendru vittan ena arinthukondathu.

eppadi?

erumbu thanathu serupinai veliye vittuvittu pinbu kovilukkul pugunthathu.

siringappa .

yaani oru murai than ethiriyana matroru yaanayai adithuvittu than erumbu nanbanidam senrathu.

yaanai: "maamu oruthan namba kaila bejar pannan. pottu polanthutten. avanga kootam thuraththu nanba. kaapathu"

erumbu: "ennanda vanthutalle. no tension ba. en pinnale olunchiikko. evanukkum theriyathu nee ingathan iruukenu. "

[ramky]

Leaning Tower of Pisa - ithu Japan-le iruntha enna pEr vechirupaanga ?

:arrow: NikkumO NikkathO !

chinala irundha???

Chayuma chayading :lol:
ganesh : :lol: Nalla karpanai

[ramky]

Nee ennathaan Ahimsavathiya irundhalum,
Chappathiya suttu thaan sappida mudiyum.

[ramky]

School testla bit adikkalaam...College testla bit adikkalaam...
Aaana, BLOOD testla bit adikka mudiyaadhu.

[ramky]

Ticket vangittu ulla ponna adhu cinema theater
aanal
ulla poittu ticket vanginaa adhu operation theater

[ramky]

Nee Bus-le yerinaalum, bus un mele yerinaalum,
ticket vaanga pOrathu neethaan.

[ramky]

Files-na, utkaarnthu paarkanum,
aanal
Piles-na paarthu ukaaranum

[c4ramesh]

LOL@ ramky

[Thirumaran]

Nee ennathaan Ahimsavathiya irundhalum,
Chappathiya suttu thaan sappida mudiyum.

enakku chappati vaangi kooda saapida theriyumae :poke:

[dev]

Nee ennathaan Ahimsavathiya irundhalum,
Chappathiya suttu thaan sappida mudiyum.

enakku chappati vaangi kooda saapida theriyumae :poke:

Appadi irunthaalum sutta chapathiyay thaane vaanguvinga?... :poke:

[Raikkonen]

Heroin-ku oppsite enna?
Hero out

Malaimegam" kku opposit yenna?
Ans: Malai may not come.

'ujaalaa' commercial ukku thaguthiyaana nadigar yaar? nadigai yaar?
Vennira aadai moorthy and vennira aadai nirmala

vethilaiyudan seraadha paakku edhu?
mysore paakku

Which is the coolest alphabet in English?
'B'. yennaa adhu 'A''C' naduvila irukku.

[mgb]

Ramky... some more thathuvams...

Paambu ethanai thadavai padam eduthalum athaala oru
thadavai kooda theatre-la release panna mudiyathu ...

Odambula ethanai cell irunthalum athula simcard
podamudiyadhu..

Ennathan neruppu kozhiyaa irundhalum avicha muttai
podathu !!

Evvaloo kaasu kuduthu planela poolaanum, Jannala
tharanthu vedikkaa paakka mudiyaathu

Enna than meenuku neendha therinjaaalum adhaala
meen kulambula neendha mudiyaaadhu!

Aayiram dhaan irundhaalum Aayiraththu onnu dhaan perusu!!!

Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu..
Manushanukku call illana, balance panna mudiyathu..

Nee evalavu vegama nadanthaalum
Oru kaal munnadi pona oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum!!

[best]

Enna thaan kannu nalla therinjaalum...
Un kanna nee kannadila thaan paarka mudiyum..

Cellula Charge irunthaalum ...
Ennathaan Balance irunthaalum...
Unnoda numberkku vera phonelarnthu thaan call panna mudiyum...

Enna thaan nee kaiyaala samachaalum...
Vaayala thaan saapda mudiyum...

Athuthaan vaalkaa

[Raikkonen]

Vidiya Vidya cricket Pattuthu Tendulkar ethanai goal pottannu kettanam...

[ramky]

Vidiya Vidya cricket Pattuthu Tendulkar ethanai goal pottannu kettanam...

:lol:

[ramky]

Ramky... some more thathuvams...

Paambu ethanai thadavai padam eduthalum athaala oru
thadavai kooda theatre-la release panna mudiyathu ...

Evvaloo kaasu kuduthu planela poolaanum, Jannala
tharanthu vedikkaa paakka mudiyaathu


athu correctu thaan !



Enna than meenuku neendha therinjaaalum adhaala
meen kulambula neendha mudiyaaadhu!

Aayiram dhaan irundhaalum Aayiraththu onnu dhaan perusu!!!

Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu..
Manushanukku call illana, balance panna mudiyathu..


idhaiyellaaam naan apram post pannalaamnu nenachen... :roll:

[ramky]

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1. Nee evalo periya padipaaliya irundhaalum...
Exam hall-la poi padikka mudiyadhu.

2. School testla bit adikkalaam...College testla bit adikkalaam...
Aaana, BLOOD testla bit adikka mudiyaadhu.

3. Enna thaan naai nandri ullatha irunthaalum,
Athala THANK YOU solla mudiyathu... idhuthaan vaazhkai.

4. LUNCH BAG-la LUNCH kondu poga mudiyum...
Aana, SCHOOL BAG-la SCHOOL-a kondu pogamudiyuma ?

5. Nee ennathaan veerana irundhalum,
Kulir adicha thirumbi adikka mudiyathu.

6. Kasu irundha call taxi...
Kasu illaina kaal thaan taxi.

7 Kovil maniyai namma adichcha saththam varum...
Aana kovil mani nammala adichcha raththam thaan varum.

8. Mezhugai vachchu mezhugu vathi seyyalam...
Aana kosuvai vachchu kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu.

9. Pallu valinna pallai pudungalaam...
Aana kannu valinna kannai pudunga mudiyuma ?

10. Idli podiyai thottu kondu idli saappidalaam,
Aaana mookku podiyai thottu kondu mookkai saappida mudiyathu.

11. Ennathaan Naaikku naalu kaal irunthaalum,
Adhaala kaal maela kaal poattu okkara mudiyaathu.

12. Elephantai 1 MINUTE-la Eliya aakkamudiyum theriyuma ?
Athoada `pant'-ai kazhattina Elephant Eli aayidum !

13. Tirupathiyila thalayila mottai adichchu Laddu kuduppaanga...
Aanaa, maththa idangalla mottai adichchu Alwa kuduppaanga.

14. . Nallennai nalla irundha, ITS GOOD...
Aanaa, Mannennai manna irundha, ITS BAD.

:arrow: innum thathuva mazhai pOzhiyum
mazhayil nanaiyungal, muzhugungal
aanal muzhuginappram
idhil muththukkalai thEdatheenga
muththaai pal theriyara mathiri siringa !
( illai pal settu theriyara mathiri siringa ! )

[ramky]

'ujaalaa' commercial ukku thaguthiyaana nadigar yaar? nadigai yaar?
Vennira aadai moorthy and vennira aadai nirmala


"vellai" subbiah - nnu oru actor irukkar. ivar kooda thaguthiyaanavar thaan !

[mgb]

Napoleanku bayam na ennane theriyaadham, why?
yenna avanukku tamizh theriyaadham

[Raikkonen]

Fatheer: Dei mavane, arivillama evlo naalu uyoriada iruppa?
Son: Teriyilappa, unakku ethni vayasu

[ramky]

1. Annan wifea anninu koopidalaam, aana,
Thambi wifea thanninu koopida mudiyadhu.....

2. Enna Dhan Karatela Black Belt Vanginalum
Sori Nai Thorathina Odi thaan Aaganum

3. Chair udainja ukkara mudiyathu! Katttil udainjaa padukka mudiyathu!
Aana muttai udainjaa dhaan omelette poda mudiyum !!!

[ramky]

1. Oru erumbu nenacha 1000 yanaya kadikkum. Ana 1000 yana nenachalum
oru erumba kooda kadikka mudiyadhu..

2. Quarter Adichittu Kuppura padukkalaam!
Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu...!!

3. Bus la collector-E ErinAlum.. mudhal seetu driveruku than......

[mgb]

Mukkalila ukkaaralam
Naarkaalila ukkaaralam
aana thakkaalila ukkaara mudiyuma??

[terminator]

Enna thaan Kalaignar veettu Maada irunthalum
AMMA nu thaan kathum

[terminator]

Ennathaan Vijay fan a Vikram fan a irunthalum..
thalaila adicha thala nu thaan katha mudiyum..

[ramky]

Mukkalila ukkaaralam
Naarkaalila ukkaaralam
aana thakkaalila ukkaara mudiyuma??

:lol: enna ganesh, PP pakkam kaanum ? :o

[Raikkonen]

ennathan captain ah iruntalum
Vijaykanth batting panna mudiyathu

[Ramakrishna]

ennathan captain ah iruntalum
Vijaykanth batting panna mudiyathu

avar Ganguly maathiri.Captaincy mattum thaan pannuvaaru :D

[ramky]

Ennathaan Vijay fan a Vikram fan a irunthalum..
thalaila adicha thala nu thaan katha mudiyum..

:roll:

[ramky]

ennathan captain ah iruntalum
Vijaykanth batting panna mudiyathu

avar Ganguly maathiri.Captaincy mattum thaan pannuvaaru :D

Ganguliyai paththi Shakspeare annaikke ezhuthittaaru
"To be or not to be" ( in the indian team ! )

[Ramakrishna]

Ennathaan Vijay fan a Vikram fan a irunthalum..
thalaila adicha thala nu thaan katha mudiyum..

ada paavi, adichaa thala-nnu kathuviyaa.Unga amma-appaava ellaam maranthutiyaa :shock: :evil: :lol:

[ramky]

Enna thaan Kalaignar veettu Maada irunthalum
AMMA nu thaan kathum
lol

[Raikkonen]

vidiya vidya cricket pattutu tendulkar ethanai goal pottarnu kettanam...

[great]

Adayar Anandha Bhavanoda Branch Niraya idathula irukkum
Ana
Adayar Ala marathoda Branch Adayar la mattum than IRRUKKUM

Poison 10 naal aana payasam aaha mudiyathu
But, Payasam 10 naal aana poison aahidum

Caru kulla tyre inrunthaa adhu stephney,
adey Nambha meela antha tyre erinaa, nambha chutney !!!

Ulla pora varaikkum than brandy,
Veliya vantha athukku paer vaandy

Thannambikkai-kum thalaiganathukkum oru nool allavu thaan vithiyaasam...

ennnala full adichittu steadya nikka mudiyumnu solrathu thannambikkai -
ennnala mattum thaan full adichittu steadyaaa nikka mudiyummnu solrathu thalaiganam


Cellulla balance illana call panna mudiyadhu,
anna manushannuku Kall illena balance panna mudiyadhu

"Train evlo vegama ponalum, kadaisi petty kadaisiyadhan pogum..."

Bus poita bus stand angayae thaan irukum
aana cycle poita cycle stand koodavae poogum.

Vaayala "naai" nu Solla mudiyum
aana... Naayaala "Vaai" nu solla mudiyuma ???

arisi kotina vaera arisi vangalam
pal kotina vaera pal vangalam aaana
thael kotina vaera thael vanga mudiyadhu....

[ramky]

vidiya vidya cricket pattutu tendulkar ethanai goal pottarnu kettanam...

page 21-le neenga post pannithOda echo va ?!

[ramky]

Post Office pogi register pannalam ana
Register office pogi post panna mudiyuma

Kadhal kondaen padathilae devadhai kandaen pattu irukku ana
Devadhai Kandaen padathilae kadhal kondaen pattu irukka

Nee evalo periya swimmera irundhaalum,
Tumbler thannila neechal adikka mudiyaathu!!

[ramky]

Nee Evalavu periya dance master'a irundhalum
un saavuku unnala aada mudiyathu

trainukku ticket vaangi platformla okkaralam
ana platformukku ticket vaangi trainla poga mudiyadhu

railway stationla police station irukkalam
aana police stationla railway station irukka mudiyadhu

[ramky]

Autokku autonu paer irundaalum
manualaa thaan drive panna mudiyum ?

Bus poita bus stand angayae thaan irukum
aana cycle poita cycle stand koodavae poogum.


Vaayala "naai" nu Solla mudiyum
aana... Naayaala "Vaai" nu solla mudiyuma ??

[crazy]

:)

[great]

HULKSTER alias HOUNGANG CHANDRU :x :lol: :lol:

Sema kadi !!!! Nadamadum kadi

Hulk kidding

[dev]

Great, athu HOUNkOUNG illa... Hougang... :lol:

[great]

Great, athu HOUNkOUNG illa... Hougang... :lol:

first i thought like that , when i split the word i thoug gang would not be there :lol: so i typed that way

[ramky]

Innaiku thoonguna nalaiku enthirikalam.
aana naalaiku thoonguna inaiku enthirika mudiyuma ??

Cycle carrierla tiffen-a vechu eduthuttu pogalam
Aana... Tiffin carrierla cycle-a vechu eduthuttu poga mudiyathu.

Iron boxla iron panna mudiyum ....
aana pencil box la pencil panna mudiyuma ?

[ramky]

.
Ne Enna than costly mobile vachirundhalum,
Athula evalavu than recharge pannalum,
unnalla unakku call panna mudiyathu..

Cream biscuitla cream irukkum,
Aana nai biscuitla nai irukkuma ?

Puyalala karaya kadaka mudiyum..
Aana karayala puyala kadaka mudiyathu...

Poison 10 naal aanal Payasam aaga mudiyaadhu,
But, Payasam 10 naal aanal Poison aagidum !

[hi]

TATUVAMS - 2006

1) Nee evvalavu periya padippaaliya irundhalum exam
hall la poi padikka mudiyadhu.

2) School testla bit adikkalaam......... College
testla bit adikkalaam....... Ana BLOOD test la bit
adikka mudiyaadhu........

3) Enna than naai nandri ullatha irunthalum athala
"thank you" solla mudiyathu!!!!!!!! Idhuthan vazhkai.

4) Aayiram than irundhalum aayirathi onnu than
perusu....

5) Yennathan Ahimsavathiya irundhalum Chappathiye
SUTTU than sappida mudiyum...............!

6) Ni enna than Veerana Irundhalum, Kulir adicha
thirumba adikka mudiyathu..

7) kasu irundha call taxi!!! kasu illaina kaal than
taxi!!!

8) kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varum... aana
kovil mani nammalai adicha raththam thaan varum....

9) Pallu valina pallai pudungalam aana kannu valina
kanna pudunga mudiyuma

10) Nee Evalovthaan padichu certificate vaanginaalum,
Un death certificate unnala vaanga mudiyaathu.

11) Nee Airtel vachirundhaalum Aircel vachirundhaalum,
Thummum podhu Hutch nnu thaan satham varum

12) Engineering Collegele padichu Engineer aagalaam
Presidency collegele padichu president aaga
mudiyumaa??

13) If you drink ethanol you will dance, If you drink
methanol others will dance for u.

14) Bus Stop la irunthu Bus varum aana Full Stop la
iurunthu Full varuma?

15) Mezhugu vachchi Mezhugu vaththi seyyalam... aana
kosuva vachi kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu...

[Arthi]

Sisterrrrrrrrrrrr :twisted: kadichu kodhariteenga ponga :)

[Hulkster]

Ithu ellam parthiban kitae adicha kadi jokes....intha mathiri kadi joke naan kdua thaan solluvaen...eppadichudu kannangala..8-)

Ramky style
1) enna thaan kadi jokes sonaalum jokes ellam kadichi saapida mudiyuma?

Anjali Style
2) Poo uyirodu irukkum bothu poo nu solrom anaal athu vaadina pinna pee ya solla mudiyum?

[Arthi]

En style-a yum konjam keLunga

tho tho tho -nu kopita naai varum, aana nai nai nai nu koopita tho varuma ...

[Hulkster]

Arthi akka...yennai nai nu solluraengela..:x...anyway nalla irukku...:D

[rachel]

:banghead:

[VENKIRAJA]

asin veetila raidam:bathroomla 10 kilo thangam,kitchenla 50 kodi rupa appuram bedroom fulla en photo!

[Arthi]

Arthi akka...yennai nai nu solluraengela..:x...anyway nalla irukku...:D
ungala poi naan appadi solluvena brother :roll:

[mgb]

Arthi akka...yennai nai nu solluraengela..:x...anyway nalla irukku...:D
ungala poi naan appadi solluvena brother :roll:

aamam. apram naaiyellam kochintu arthiya thorathum, enga paathaalum

[ramky]

.
Running racela kaal evalavu vegama odinaalum,
Price kaikuthaan kedaikkum !

Sodava fridgela vacha cooling soda aagum,
Aanal, atha washing machinela vacha washing soda aagumaa ?

Ghee roastla ghee irukkum,
Aana, Paper roastla paper irukkuma ?

Thaneera thanni nu sollalaam
Aana... Paneera panni nu solla mudiyathu .

Kaakka ennadhaan karuppa irundhaalum
adhu podara muttai vellaiyathaan irukkum.

Muttai ennadhaan vellaiya irundhaalum
adhukulla irukkiraa kaakka karuppudhaan !

Busla nee yerinalum, Bus unn mela yerinalum
Ticket vangaporathu nee thaan

[mgb]

Busla nee yerina Prayaani
Bus un mela yerina nee Briyani

[Ramakrishna]

Busla nee yerina Prayaani
Bus un mela yerina nee Briyani

enna biriyaani :roll:

[rachel]

:lol: :lol:

[Raikkonen]

Ennathan kalayile 4 manikke eleuntriichi nee vaslile tanni telichalum, night 9 manikku than kolangal poduvan

[mgb]

Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles.. bcos there is a 'mile' between the first and the last letter

[mgb]

Saapida yedhuvume soodaa kidaikkaadha hotel edhu?
Ariya bhavan

[mgb]

Q : Mylapore-kkum, Mandaveli-kkum sandai vandha edhu win pannum?
A : Mylapore, yenna avangakitta tank irukku

[mgb]

Q: Mahathma Gandhijikkum, Kunnakudi Vaidyanathanukkum yenna vithyaasam?
A: Gandhiji Non-violinist .... Vaidyanathan Violinist

[mgb]

Q: Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vithyaasam?
A: Sumara, aaru maasam.

[mgb]

How do you communicate in one word for "hold my cycle" ?
Encyclopedia (en cyclea pidiya)

[mgb]

Ramarajan Hollywood padam panna enna role pannuvaar?
Vera enna.. 'Cowboy' roledhan.

[mgb]

Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ?
Asiriyar inam.. Particularly Kanakku Vaathiyaar.

[mgb]

Whiskeyum Brandiyum kalyaanam pannina enna pannum?
'Thanni' kudiththanam nadaththum

[mgb]

Romba Naal Uyir Vazha enna vazhi?
saagaama irukkanum

[mgb]

A shop owner bought a fox from a zoo and feeds it in his shop...why???

Bcos it is a Stationery shop ( 'stays' a 'nari' )

[ramky]

Employee sends SMS to his boss :
( lets assume he dumps the SIM card afterwards. )

Rajinikku Style azhagu
Kamalukku Kadhal azhagu
Vijaykku Dance azhagu
Vikramukku Veeram azhagu
Aaanal...
Ungalukku vaai moodi konduruppahtE azhagu !

[ramky]

Lover's SMS :

Kazhuthaikku theriyaathu Karpoora vaasanai,
Enakku theriyum un vaasanai.
Adhutha muraiyavathu Beach-ukku varum pOthu,
Kulithu vittu vaa, orE gappu !

SAFETY PIN KURIPPU :
ITHU ENAKKU VANTHA SMS ALLA,
NAAN ANUPPINA SMS-UM ALLA,
NAAN KELVI PATTATHU !

[Hulkster]

TRin love messages:

Nee yeppo unnai tharuvae
naan yeppo unnai pinnuvaen
Nee potaai oru azhagu vedi
naan veithaen unukkoru kadi
nee paarputhukku amutha kili
naan unnai kathalippethulae ghilli
seeikiram vaadi yen malli
naan kaathalakaagu kavidhai solli

[rachel]

TRin love messages:

Nee yeppo unnai tharuvae
naan yeppo unnai pinnuvaen
Nee potaai oru azhagu vedi
naan veithaen unukkoru kadi
nee paarputhukku amutha kili
naan unnai kathalippethulae ghilli
seeikiram vaadi yen malli
naan kaathalakaagu kavidhai solli

:lol: :lol:

[rachel]

Lover's SMS :

Kazhuthaikku theriyaathu Karpoora vaasanai,
Enakku theriyum un vaasanai.
Adhutha muraiyavathu Beach-ukku varum pOthu,
Kulithu vittu vaa, orE gappu !

SAFETY PIN KURIPPU :
ITHU ENAKKU VANTHA SMS ALLA,
NAAN ANUPPINA SMS-UM ALLA,
NAAN KELVI PATTATHU !

:lol: :lol: :rotfl:

[ramky]

.
innum sila lollu SMS-gaL :

kokku para para, kozhi para para
mina para para, mayilE para para

aamam, yellaam paravaigaLum paranthupOyi,
thannOda pozhappai paarkum.
nee mattum ipdi vettiya utkaanthukittu
SMS padichukittu iru - velangum !

------------------------------------------------------

oru vaarthai pEsa oru varusham kaathirunthEn

dei, SIM card recharge pannitta eppa vEna pEsalaamda !

-----------------------------------------------------------

( husband sends SMS to his wife ) :
kaNNE,
nee azhagai irukkirai,
thEnai inikkirai,
sytle-ai nadakirai,
aanal...
paazhai pOna TV-ai paarthu yEn samaiyal seigirai ?

---------------------------------------------------------------------

machaan ! maasathukku oru Cell-a ?
eppdida possible ?

Oho .... Velur, Tiruchi, Palayamkottai, Chennai..
inga irukkira Jail-gaLai sonniya !

----------------------------------------------------------------

[mgb]

patinent: ninga oru pal doctora?

dentist: 32 pallukume naandhan doctor

[Raikkonen]

trainukku ticket vaangi platformla okkaralam ana platformukku
ticket
vaangi trainla poga mudiyadhu

[rachel]

trainukku ticket vaangi platformla okkaralam ana platformukku
ticket
vaangi trainla poga mudiyadhu

:hammer:

[ramky]

1. Nee evalo periya padaipaaliya irundhaalum,
Exam hall-la poi padikka mudiyadhu.

2. School testla bit adikkalaam...College testla bit adikkalaam...
Aaana, BLOOD testla bit adikka mudiyaadhu.

3. Enna thaan naai nandri ulla prani-ya irunthaalum,
Athala THANK YOU solla mudiyathu... idhuthaan vaazhkai.

[ramky]

4. LUNCH BAG-la LUNCH kondu poga mudiyum...
Aana, SCHOOL BAG-la SCHOOL-a kondu pogamudiyuma ?

5. Aayiram than irundhalum, Aayirathil onnu thaan perusu.

6. Nee ennathaan veerana irundhalum,
Kulir adicha thirumbi adikka mudiyathu.

[TamilMoon]

Nee evalo periya padaipaaliya irundhaalum,
Exam hall-la poi padikka mudiyadhu.


answer paper'ai vachu padikkalamae :wink:

[ramky]

Silence is Golden
Speech is Silver
Good Speech is Diamond
Good Advice is Platinum
Political Speech is Kaailan kadai Tinnu
Debate is Brass, Kadi is Top, Top Brass is lollu
Office meetings - vengala kadaila yaanai
Parliament - periya pathra kadaila periya yaanaigal

[ramky]

.

If billgates was born in chennai, Windows98 would have been called Jannal thonnoothi ettu !

The menu items would have been as follows :

Save = veaichukoo
Save as = Aiyye, apdiyea veaichukoo
Save All = allaathaium veaichikoo
Help = odhavu
Find = paru
Find Again = inoru dhaba paru
Move = appla po
Mail = postu
Mailer = posttuman
Zoom = persaa kaattu
Zoom Out = velilavanthu persaa kaattu
Open = theraa naina
Close = pothiko
New = pucchu
Old = palsu
Replace = itha thooki athle podu, athe thooki ithle podu
Run = odu naina
Execute = kollu
Print = poster podu
Print Preview = paathu poster podu
Cut = vettu - kuthu
Copy = E-adichan kaapi
Paste = ottu
Paste Special = nalla echcha thottu ottu
Delete = keechidu
virus = mamiyar kodumai
View = look-vudu
Tools = spannaru
Toolsbar = spanner setu
Spreadsheet = perisheetu
Database = Dappaa
Exit = odra dei
Compress = amuki-podu
Mouse = eli
Click = Potu sathu
Double click = rendu dhabaa potu sathu
Scrollbar = inge angae alathadi
Pay Per View = dhudukku bayascoppu
Next = appaala
Previous = munaangati
Trash bin = koovam aaru
Solitaire = mangaatha
Drag & hold = nallaa isthu pudi
Do you want to delete selected item? = Maiyalume thukirava?
Do you want to move selected item? = Maiyalume kadasidava?
Do you want to save selected item? = Maiyalume vachukkava?
Abort, Retry, Ignore = Ishtam illati uttudu
Yes, No, Cancel = ippa innaa sollikeere nee
General protection fault = Gaali
Access denied = Kai veche keechiduven
Unrecoverable error = Bada bejarpa
Operation illegal = Bemani... Savu grakki..Kasmalam..

Idhaammae jannal thonnoothi ettu!



N.B. : this may have been posted @ hub b4, if so treat this as a refresher course :lol2:

[mgb]

Some more thathuvams..

1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

2. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam .... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam..aana Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma ?

3. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum, avarala oru kuralil thaan pesa mudiyum

4. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum , avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.

5. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!

6. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare adikkum...

7. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

8. Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

9. Autokku autonu per irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...

10. Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna mudiyuma?

[ramky]

Ganesh : :lol:

[ramky]

veedu varai 'landline' ...

veedhi varai 'cordless' ...

kaadu varai 'cellu' ...

kadaisi varai 'billu' ...

idhu 2006 LoLLu !

[Professionalchap]

Nice to see an old thread being revived! :D :D

Ramky,
:rotfl: :rotfl:

[dev]

:lol: @ mgb & ramky...

[rajraj]

Some more thathuvams..


2. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam .... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam..aana Iyer aathula meenaakshiyai pidikkalaam! :lol:




idhukku perdhaan kadikku kadi ! :lol:

[ramky]

thnx Professional Chap & Dev !

1. Oruthannukku Diabetes irunthathu. Avan veettilE irukkira sakkarai dabbavai adikkadi thiranthu thiranthu paarthukittE irunthaan. Yean ippadi sakkarai dabbavai open paNNi check paNNikittE irukkeengannu pondaatti keattaaL. avan sonnaan, Doctor ennai adikkadi Sugar test paNNi paarka sollirukkaaru !

2. Oru hospitalilE irukkira Operation Theatre-il Surgeon rommba kOvama irunthaaru. Nurse-ai paarthu kEttaaru, "Inga iruntha Patient enga ? Naan innum operation paNNavE illai, athukkullE avanai kaanumE ?"

Nurse sonnaaL, "Doctor, ward boys vanthu thappaaga antha Patient-ai Mortuary-kku eduthukkittu pOyittaanga. Itho udanE inga marupadiyum antha Patient-ai kondu vanthuduvaanga."

Athukku Doctor sonnaar, "avangaLLukku enna avasaram ? Konja nEram wait paNNinaal, naanE antha Patient-ai Mortuary-kku anupchuduveanE !"

[mgb]

Next films of Tamil Heroes

Rajini: Sivaji, MGR, Geminiganesan,Nagesh..

Vijaykanth: Dharmapuri, Masala poori, Chola poori , Pani poori.

Arya: Vattaram, Muconam, Chathurangam.

Vijay: Sachin, Dravid, Kumble, Dhoni

Surya: 6, 7,8 ,9 .

Jeeva: E, Erumbu, Kosu, Kambilipoochi..

SharathKumar: Thalaimagan, Chithappamagan, Athaimagan, Marumagan.

Ajith: Varalaru,, Areviyal, Kanakku, English

Kamal: Vetaiyadu Vilayadu, Kabadi Vilayadu, Olinju Vilayadu

[bulb_mani]

in the name of jokes dont brag at SARDAR , IYER , Religions or any caste....

Shows u in bad light and degrades ur calibre... :evil:

[NOV]

Ennanga idhu? ellarum paiyanukku mahalakshmi madhiri ponnu parungannu solluvanga, neenga mattum vendangareengale!

En manaivi peru mahalakshmi, apparam unga ishtam.

[NOV]

nga officela telephone work pannalai..

hmm telephoneuma..?

[NOV]

[tscii:68eff48ef5]“Military la irukkara unga mamavukku yen thalaila valukkai vilundhuduchchu..?”

“War’ rumbodhu mudi kottiduchcham..!”
[/tscii:68eff48ef5]

[NOV]

Kalla Note adippavar 1 : Indha murai note adikkum poodhu oru chinna thappu nadandhu potchu..

Kalla note adippavar 2 : Appadi enna atchu?

Kalla Note adippavar 1 : Paya thappa 15 rubai note adichuttan!!

Kalla Note adippavar 2 : Adhunala enna ippo, engitta kodunga, naan maththi tharen, aana oru rupai koratchu than tharuven.

Kalla Note adippavar 1 : Adhunalla enna ippo, dharalama eduththukonga

Kalla Note adippavar 2 : Indhanga rendu 7 rupai..

[temporary sori-Observer]

NOV sir,

If the second person gets a 1 Rupee first (which should not be a kaLLa nOttu) from the first person, and then gives him a 7, and a 8 rupee, it will be a real kadi for the first person :fishgrin:

[kb]

.

If billgates was born in chennai, Windows98 would have been called Jannal thonnoothi ettu !

Access denied = Kai veche keechiduven
Unrecoverable error = Bada bejarpa
Operation illegal = Bemani... Savu grakki..Kasmalam..

Idhaammae jannal thonnoothi ettu!




hehe :lol: most important.

press control+alt+del to restart:- payyana control vachi alternate-a oru vela vaangi palasa ellam delete pannungo puthusa porapaan :oops:

[sundararaj]

most of them are simple puns.Anyhow, good.

[NOV]

thamizh thaththuvangal
kodumai thaangO...
porumaiyaa padiyungO...


naayukku naalu kaal irukkalaam..
aana adhaal local call, std call, isd call, En missed call kooda pannna mudiyaadhu


thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhudhinaalum avaraal oru kuralil thaan pEsa mudiyum, adhuvum ippO mudiyaadhu


ennadhaan un thalai suththinaalum un mudhugai nee paarkka mudiyumaa?


meen pidikkiravana meenavan endru sollalaam ...
naai pidikkaravana naayavannu solla mudyumaa?


ennadhaan oruththan gundaa irundhaalum ...
avanai thuppaakkikulla pOda mudiyaadhu

[NOV]

thEl kottinaa valikkum....
paambu kottinaa valikkum...
mudi kottinaa?


school test'la bit adikkalaam...
college test'la bit adikkalaam...
blood test'la bit adikka mudiyumaa?


pongalukku government leave koduppaanga
aanaa idli thOsaikku koduppaangalaa? :cry:


kOlamaavil kOlam pOdalaam
kadalai maavula kadalai pOda mudiyumaa?


life'la onnum illenaa bore adikkum
thalaiyila onnum illainaa glare adikkum
ippO ennai adikka varaatheengO :yessir:

[NOV]

engineering collegela padicha engineer aagalaam.
presidency college la padicha president aaga mudiyumaa?


auto'kku auto'nnu pEr irundhaalum...
manual'aa thaan driver panna mudiyum


thookka marundhu saappittaa thookkam varum...
aanaa irumal marundhu saappttaa irumal varadhu
(enna kodumai saar idhu) :cry:


handwash endraal kai kazhuvadhu
facewash endraal mugam kazhuvadhu
appO brainwash endraal?


tea cup'la tea irukkum
appa world cup'la world irukkanumE :evil:

[NOV]

gangai aaththula meen pidikkalaam
kAvEri aaththula meen pidikkalaam
aanaa iyer aaththula?


paalgOva paalilirundhu pannalaam
aanaa rasagullaa rasaththilirundhu panna mudiyumaa?


pal vali vandhaa pal;la pudungalaam
thala vali vandhaa?


sunday annikku sandai pOdalaam
monday annikku mandai pOdalaamaa?
:notthatway:

[temporary sori-Observer]

thEn kottinaa valikkum....
paambu kottinaa valikkum...
mudi kottinaa?
thEn kottinaa valikkaathu Nov, vazhukki vittudum :fishgrin:

[NOV]

thEn kottinaa valikkaathu Nov, vazhukki vittudum :fishgrin::oops: thEl

engErndhu thaan varaangalO indha nakeerargal ellaam :poke:

[temporary sori-Observer]

thEl kottinaa valikkum....
paambu kottinaa valikkum...
mudi kottinaa?
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engErndhu thaan varaangalO indha nakeerargal ellaam :poke:
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(second)
http://www.raaga.com/channels/tamil/movie/T0000971.html

8-) :fishgrin:

[Roshan]

hahaha great going TN :lol: :lol:

[Designer]

Student 1 : "nee ippO enna padichuttu irukka ? :roll: "

Student 2 : "B.Sc. 2 years-a padichuttuiruken :D "

Student 1 : "Two years-a intha moonu letters than padichuttu irukkiya :o ?
naan moonu second la padichuduvEn - B S C :lol2: "

Student 2 : " :banghead: :curse: "

[Designer]

1. Kaasu irundha call taxi
Kaasu illaina kaal thaan taxi.

2. Kovil maniyai namma adichcha saththam varum...
Aana kovil mani nammala adichcha raththam thaan varum.

3. Mezhugai vachchu mezhugu vathi seyyalam...
Aana kosuvai vachchu kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu.

4. Pallu valinna pallai pudungalaam...
Aana kannu valinna kannai pudunga mudiyuma ?

5. Idli podiyai thottu kondu idli saappidalaam,
Aaana mookku podiyai thottu kondu mookkai saappida mudiyathu.

6. Ennathaan Naaikku naalu kaal irunthaalum,
Adhaala kaal maela kaal poattu okkara mudiyaathu.

---------------------

7. Elephantai 1 MINUTE-la Eliya aakkamudiyum theriyuma ?
Athoada 'pant'-ai kazhattina Elephant Eli aagidum !

8. Tirupathiyila thalayila mottai adichchu Laddu kuduppaanga...
Aanaa, maththa idangalla mottai adichchu Alwa kuduppaanga.

9. Nallennai nalla irundha, ITS GOOD...
Aanaa, Mannennai manna irundha, ITS BAD.

[mgb]

Moonu kaal, oru vaal ulla praani edhu ? 8-)

[NOV]

* Aayiram Than Irundhalum Aayirathi Onnu Than Perusu....

* Yennathan Ahimsavathiya Irundhalum Chappathiya Suttu Than Sappida Mudiyum...............!


* Ni Enna Than Veerana Irundhalum, Kulir Adicha Thirumba Adikka Mudiyathu..


* Kovil Maniya Namma Adicha Saththam Varum... Aana Kovil Mani Nammala Adicha Raththam Than Varum....


* Idly Podiya Thotu Idly Saapidalaam Aana Mooku Podiya Thotu Mooka Saapida Mudiyathu


* Pant Pottu Muttipoda Mudiyum Aanaaa Muttipottu Pant Poda Mudiyumaa


* Mechanical Engineer Mechanic Aagalam Aana Software Engineer Software Aaga Mudiyadhu...


* Kosu Kadicha Tortoise Aethivakkalam Aana Tortoise Kadicha Kosu Aethivakka Mudiyumaaaaaaaaaa!!!

* Key Boardla Key Irrukkum Anna Mother Boardla Mother Irupangala??

[Madh@va]

gangai aaththula meen pidikkalaam
kAvEri aaththula meen pidikkalaam
aanaa iyer aaththula?


NOV, my best friend sent me a real kadi in similar lines.

madh@va illame sapadu irukum
Aana sapadu illame madh@va?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Arthi]

gangai aaththula meen pidikkalaam
kAvEri aaththula meen pidikkalaam
aanaa iyer aaththula?

:hammer:

[chevy]

engineering collegela padicha engineer aagalaam.
presidency college la padicha president aaga mudiyumaa?
Queen Mary's la padicha queen aga mudiyuma???

[NOV]

gangai aaththula meen pidikkalaam
kAvEri aaththula meen pidikkalaam
aanaa iyer aaththula?

:hammer:neenga piecesaa? sollavE illa?
where the heck is my thoondil :confused2:

[Shakthiprabha.]

Moonu kaal, oru vaal ulla praani edhu ? 8-)

:?

ethu?

[crazy]

oru kaal ilandha naai/ maadu/ aadu :?

[chevy]

aeroplaneikku opposite enna?

eranagoplane.




wow

[chevy]

From kumar:

"Leaning tower of Pisa" in chinese
saanjache

And in Japanese, it is:
nikumo nikado





nijamava?

[chevy]

Next films of Tamil Heroes

Rajini: Sivaji, MGR, Geminiganesan,Nagesh..

Vijaykanth: Dharmapuri, Masala poori, Chola poori , Pani poori.

Arya: Vattaram, Muconam, Chathurangam.

Vijay: Sachin, Dravid, Kumble, Dhoni

Surya: 6, 7,8 ,9 .

Jeeva: E, Erumbu, Kosu, Kambilipoochi..

SharathKumar: Thalaimagan, Chithappamagan, Athaimagan, Marumagan.

Ajith: Varalaru,, Areviyal, Kanakku, English

Kamal: Vetaiyadu Vilayadu, Kabadi Vilayadu, Olinju Vilayadu ha ha ha

[NOV]

Arya: Vattaram, Muconam, Chathurangam.:banghead:
its vattaaram, not vattam :roll:

[Wibha]

mudi pichukara emoticon edavuthu iruka? :banghead: :banghead:

[ThalaNass]

:rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl: awesomeeee kadi's

[ThalaNass]

1)How do flies communicate?- BY EEE-MAIL

2) Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga.Annan Malemoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi?--- Ava Female Moochchu vaanguvaaa..

3) Neil Armstrong yein romba great? - Ellarum 1-kku, 2-kku povar. Avar 3-kkeipoivittaar ! :oops: :lol:

4) Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa mudiyum

5) Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

6) School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

7) Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!

8) Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu?

[chevy]

1)How do flies communicate?- BY EEE-MAIL

2) Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga.Annan Malemoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi?--- Ava Female Moochchu vaanguvaaa..

3) Neil Armstrong yein romba great? - Ellarum 1-kku, 2-kku povar. Avar 3-kkeipoivittaar ! :oops: :lol:

4) Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa mudiyum

5) Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

6) School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

7) Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!

8) Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu? SUPERRRRRRBBBBBBBB . ningale yeluthnatha?

[mr_karthik]

1) 5) Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?



'Naayagan'nu sollalaamey... :lol: :lol:

[mr_karthik]

7) Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!

8) Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu?

ஏன் நிறுத்திட்டீங்க...? இப்படி கண்டினியூ பண்ணுங்களேன்...

9) கடலையை மனிதன் சாப்பிடலாம். கடலை மனிதனை சாப்பிடுமா?

10) நாய் பிஸ்கட்டை தின்னும். பிஸ்கெட் நாயை தின்னுமா?.

கர்மம்... இதையெல்லாம் படிச்சு தொலைக்கணும்னு தலையெழுத்து :banghead: :banghead:

[Wibha]

SUPERRRRRRBBBBBBBB . ningale yeluthnatha?

:yes: only nass can kadichufy so much :banghead: :banghead:

[ThalaNass]

1)How do flies communicate?- BY EEE-MAIL

2) Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga.Annan Malemoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi?--- Ava Female Moochchu vaanguvaaa..

3) Neil Armstrong yein romba great? - Ellarum 1-kku, 2-kku povar. Avar 3-kkeipoivittaar ! :oops: :lol:

4) Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa mudiyum

5) Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

6) School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

7) Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!

8) Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu? SUPERRRRRRBBBBBBBB . ningale yeluthnatha?

lolz.. nope chevy.. :P suttufied from a website.. :oops:

[ThalaNass]

1) 5) Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?



'Naayagan'nu sollalaamey... :lol: :lol:

7) Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!

8) Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu?

ஏன் நிறுத்திட்டீங்க...? இப்படி கண்டினியூ பண்ணுங்களேன்...

9) கடலையை மனிதன் சாப்பிடலாம். கடலை மனிதனை சாப்பிடுமா?

10) நாய் பிஸ்கட்டை தின்னும். பிஸ்கெட் நாயை தின்னுமா?.

கர்மம்... இதையெல்லாம் படிச்சு தொலைக்கணும்னு தலையெழுத்து :banghead: :banghead:

:lol: :lol: :oops:

[ThalaNass]

SUPERRRRRRBBBBBBBB . ningale yeluthnatha?

:yes: only nass can kadichufy so much :banghead: :banghead:

arsh :notthatway: naanE ezhuthunaa innum bayanggaramA irukkum :yes: 8-)

[chevy]

1)How do flies communicate?- BY EEE-MAIL

2) Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga.Annan Malemoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi?--- Ava Female Moochchu vaanguvaaa..

3) Neil Armstrong yein romba great? - Ellarum 1-kku, 2-kku povar. Avar 3-kkeipoivittaar ! :oops: :lol:

4) Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa mudiyum

5) Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

6) School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

7) Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!

8) Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu? hahahahaha

[kalnayak]

Deepavali, Pongal naatkalil Pongal sappidalaam.Aanaal Pongalanniku vidunga Deepavalikke Deepavalia sappidamudiyaathu.

[mr_karthik]

Deepavali, Pongal naatkalil Pongal sappidalaam.Aanaal Pongalanniku vidunga Deepavalikke Deepavalia sappidamudiyaathu.

உலகத்துல முடியாததுன்னு ஒண்ணுமே இல்லைங்க...

இன்று முதல் 'இட்லி'க்குப் பெயர் 'தீபாவளி' அப்படீன்னு பெயரை மாத்திட்டா முடிஞ்சு போச்சு.

அப்புறம் பொங்கல் அன்னிக்கு 'தீபாவளி'யை ஜாம் ஜாம்னு சாப்பிடலாமே

[Shakthiprabha.]

karthik,

:lol:

[crazy]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[madhu]

Deepavali, Pongal naatkalil Pongal sappidalaam.Aanaal Pongalanniku vidunga Deepavalikke Deepavalia sappidamudiyaathu.

உலகத்துல முடியாததுன்னு ஒண்ணுமே இல்லைங்க...

இன்று முதல் 'இட்லி'க்குப் பெயர் 'தீபாவளி' அப்படீன்னு பெயரை மாத்திட்டா முடிஞ்சு போச்சு.

அப்புறம் பொங்கல் அன்னிக்கு 'தீபாவளி'யை ஜாம் ஜாம்னு சாப்பிடலாமே

கார்த்திக்... தூள்.... :rotfl:

அப்படியே சட்னிக்கும் "ஜாம்"னு பேர் மாத்திட்டா ஜாம் ஜாம்னு சாப்பிட வசதியா இருக்கும் :lol:

[NOV]

thottaal ammai varum
thodaamal SARs varum
suttaal kaayam varum
sudaamal nOyum varum
kangal padaamal, kaigal thodaamal
AIDS ondrum varuvadhillai hOy
AIDS ondrum varuvadhillai

:swinghead: :musicsmile: :swinghead:

[NOV]

appa: dei, radio'va ceylon'la vai.

magan: vEndaampaa. radio namma veettulayE irukkattum.

[NOV]

kanmani anbOdu friendu naan anappum sms
ponmani un cellula kaasu irukka
en cellil kaasu illaiyE
unnai ninaikkayil sms kottudhu
adhai anuppa ninaikkaiyil bill egirudhu

:shock: :lol2: :P

[NOV]

cricket la ball adicha century
adhE ball unna adichaa injury
pongal la irukkuradhu mundhiri
innum enna thoongura endhiri
kokkarakO gummaangO

[NOV]

payyan: oru vaarththa pEsa oru varusham naa kaaththirundhEn

ponnu: naadhaari naayE, sim card recharge panna oru varushamaa?

[NOV]

Nayagan 2 dialogue:

naalu pErukku nalladhu nadandhaa enna pannaalum thappillai
adhunaala thaan unna kooda kEtkkaama un rendu underwearayum saakkada'la thookki pOttuttEn

[NOV]

quiz: paisa illenaa pEsa mudiyaadhu. enna adhu?

wrong answer: cell phone

right answer: ponnunga

:exactly:

[crazy]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[dev]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[chevy]

.. :twisted:

[chevy]

quiz: paisa illenaa pEsa mudiyaadhu. enna adhu?

wrong answer: cell phone

right answer: ponnunga

:exactly:no way.i hear too many guys say this......i make it a point to make equal number of call returns.. with those miserly guys who crack such nonlaughable supposed to be jokes




ps: but maybe.. ther r sum gals who do tht.. mind u .. i said someeee and ther r guys who dont push a cell button at all too!!

[Hulkster]

Joke solvethu therintha vishayam...anaal joke veichi kadipethu yeppadi? yaaruvethu elaborate pennunga pls :lol2:

[Shakthiprabha.]

joke sollitu, kettutu irukaravangalai, or pakkathula kaikku kidachavangalai... KADICHUDUNGA :roll:

[NOV]

Oru voorla, oru Onion, thakali and Ice cream moonum frnsa
irundhadham..
oru naal 3m beach ku kulikka poonaanga, appa solla solla
ketkaame, Ice cream, thanila poi karanji poiduchaam..
Thakaaliyum onion um angaiye porandu porandu azhudhuttu..!
Veetuku vara vazhila Lorry la accident aagi, thakkaali nasungi
poochaam..
Vodane Onion, azhudhukitee God kitta poi ' Ice sethappa naanum
thakkaliyum azhudhom, ippa thakaali sethappa naan azhudhen..
but naan naalaiku sethenna yenakku nu azha yaaru irukka' nu
kettuchaam..
Adhuku God, sari inimaye nee sagum boodhu yarellam pakkathula
irukkangalo ellarum azhuvanga nu sonnaaram..!

Inimaye Vengaiyam narukum boodhu kannula yen thanni varudhu nu
yaarachu kettaa.. thiru thiru nu mulichikittu irukkaame.. idhe
solli escape aagidungaa.. okva?

[sarna_blr]

ippa edhukku thiru thiru'nu thiru annaava kooppidureenga.... :lol2:

[NOV]

Vijay fan, pls take it lightly :shaking:

Man1: Yenna saar antha theatrela avalavu kootam....
Man2: "KURUVi" padam parka evano ticket reservation panni irukkan,avana paarka thaan ivvalavu kootam....



Sardharji went to Guinness Book Office....to check if he is still
the biggest comedian in Earth or not.....he came out angrily shouting "WHO IS DAT VIJAY"....


Musharaf Asks God,"When will kashmir be in Pakistan"
God: Not In ur Life time
Vijay asks God: When i wll be Become Super Star
God: Not in My life Time

[crazy]

:P

[MrIndia]

now a days there are not many kadi jokes ...

atha mokkai-nu solli degrade pannitaanga :evil:

[sarna_blr]

LKG Last Bench Terror Guys

Guy 1: Machan Naan romba upset ah irukan da

Guy 2: Yaen da veetla edhuna problema???

Guy 1: Illa da nethu slate vaanga spencer poirundhan, anga oru sema figure, sumar ondra vayasu irkum avanga amma madila paduthu vaila virala vachutu enna paathu oru look vituche paaru... iyyoooooooo.......

Guy 2: appram enna aachu???

Guy 1: Appram enna... enga appan adha paathutu poramaila en thalaila narukunu oru kottu vachan, kovathula rendu naala na cerelac kuda sapduradhu illa....

Guy 2: Indha appangalae ippadithanda poramaila alaivanga... nee dont worry machan nalaiku andha ponna thottiloda thukrom!!!

[Shakthiprabha.]

Vijay fan, pls take it lightly :shaking:

Man1: Yenna saar antha theatrela avalavu kootam....
Man2: "KURUVi" padam parka evano ticket reservation panni irukkan,avana paarka thaan ivvalavu kootam....



Sardharji went to Guinness Book Office....to check if he is still
the biggest comedian in Earth or not.....he came out angrily shouting "WHO IS DAT VIJAY"....



:lol2: :lol2: goodone

[crazy]

LKG Last Bench Terror Guys

Guy 1: Machan Naan romba upset ah irukan da

Guy 2: Yaen da veetla edhuna problema???

Guy 1: Illa da nethu slate vaanga spencer poirundhan, anga oru sema figure, sumar ondra vayasu irkum avanga amma madila paduthu vaila virala vachutu enna paathu oru look vituche paaru... iyyoooooooo.......

Guy 2: appram enna aachu???

Guy 1: Appram enna... enga appan adha paathutu poramaila en thalaila narukunu oru kottu vachan, kovathula rendu naala na cerelac kuda sapduradhu illa....

Guy 2: Indha appangalae ippadithanda poramaila alaivanga... nee dont worry machan nalaiku andha ponna thottiloda thukrom!!!

:roll:

[dev]

LKG Last Bench Terror Guys

Guy 1: Machan Naan romba upset ah irukan da

Guy 2: Yaen da veetla edhuna problema???

Guy 1: Illa da nethu slate vaanga spencer poirundhan, anga oru sema figure, sumar ondra vayasu irkum avanga amma madila paduthu vaila virala vachutu enna paathu oru look vituche paaru... iyyoooooooo.......

Guy 2: appram enna aachu???

Guy 1: Appram enna... enga appan adha paathutu poramaila en thalaila narukunu oru kottu vachan, kovathula rendu naala na cerelac kuda sapduradhu illa....

Guy 2: Indha appangalae ippadithanda poramaila alaivanga... nee dont worry machan nalaiku andha ponna thottiloda thukrom!!!

:lol:

[Sinthiya]

:lol:...sarna_blr...

[sarna_blr]

What is the opposite of Arvindsamy ? ----Arvind-DID-NOT-SEE-ME ! :lol2:

[sarna_blr]

1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!


2. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?


3. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa
mudiyum


4. "Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?"

5. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu
solla mudiyuma?


6. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.


7. Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum.. mudi kottina valikkuma?


8. School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla
Bit addika mudiyuma?


9. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!


10. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!


11. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...


12. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile
ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!


13. Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela
padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!


14. Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...


15. Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta
irumal varathu!


16. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?


17. 'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu , Appo
'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?


18. Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?


19. Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu?


20. Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna
mudiyuma?


21. Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga
mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

22. Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum, aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal
vibaraithama aayidum !!!

[sarna_blr]

here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English"

# At the ground:
------------ -----
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs
please
come here).

# To a boy , angrily:
------------ ---------
I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:
------------ --------- --
You , rotate the ground four times...
You , go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
------------ --------- --
Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to
wear
..... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus

# Sir at his best:
------------ ---
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to
see
one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
------------ --------- --------- --------- -------
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late ,
because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

[Shakthiprabha.]

Some (most) are known, yet we cant resist smiling!


Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?

athu sari!


Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.

athu sari!


Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

:lol:


Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

:D



14. Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...

:thumbsup: good!



Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna mudiyuma?

:roll: :D

[Shakthiprabha.]

Again very familiar jokes, no problem in smiling again



------------ -----
All of you stand in a straight circle.

You three of you stand together separately.

Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.



:D


Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

Every body should wear dress to college

:lol:

[mgb]

oru 20 yrs girl comes home at 10pm.
udane avanga appa kekkaraar "why are you late ?" :evil:
avanga amma kekkaraanga "yemmaa late'a vara ?" :)
avanga annan kekkaraar "aaj kyun late hogayi ?" :twisted:
avanga anni kekkaraanga "endhaa late aayi ?" :x

idhula irundhu enna theriyudhu :?: 8-)

[Shakthiprabha.]

" oru (20) vayasup ponnu late aa vantha
naalu per naalu vithamath thaan pesuvaanga!"

[mgb]

:yes:

[sarna_blr]

Oru Maami Idliyai Thalaila vechinda.Yein?

[Shakthiprabha.]

idli malligapoo mathiri irunthathaala malligapoo kku bathila idli vechukittaanga

[mgb]

ayoo.. kalakkuringale prabha :P

[sarna_blr]

:yes: SP akka ur correeect...

next one

Mahaathma Gandhijikkum, Kunnakkudi Vaidyanathan-ukkum yenna Vithyasam?

[Shakthiprabha.]

hehe thanks :D

[Shakthiprabha.]

I was affectionately called "kadi-RaaNi' by few college mates. Niraiya kadi joke soluven oru kaalathile :( ippo maranthu pochu!

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I was affectionately called "kadi-RaaNi' by few college mates. Niraiya kadi joke soluven oru kaalathile :( ippo maranthu pochu!

hehehe :lol2: 1st ennOda kadikku kadinga... :twisted:

[Shakthiprabha.]

:roll: :oops:

kunnakkudi vaidhyanathan violinist
GAndhi non-violonist

:?:

sariya? thavara?

[sarna_blr]

:yes: :twisted:

[sarna_blr]

next kadi...

What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism?

[Shakthiprabha.]

karl marx

kaal marks

pazhaya jokes. naanum en cousin-um thaan ithai kandu pudichom :P

[sarna_blr]

:evil: :yes: :devil:

Spin Bowlarrukku pen kuzhandhai pirandaal enna peyar vaippaar?

[Shakthiprabha.]

Bala-thripura-sundari

(balai thiruppura sundari)

[sarna_blr]

Bala-thripura-sundari

(balai thiruppura sundari)

:yes: neenga KADIYIN NAAYAGAI dhaan... :clap:

try this

Raamar Seethaiyai thedindu Lankai kelambumbodhu .. kadalai thaandarathukku varaar.....Appo enna aaschariyam! Kadal avarukku appadiye vazhi vittuduthu. ..yEn?

[Shakthiprabha.]

Bala-thripura-sundari

(balai thiruppura sundari)

:yes: neenga KADIYIN NAAYAGAI dhaan... :clap:



nandri nandri nandri :ty: :bow:

I got back this title from a young boy after almost 15 years!
Feeling proud :D

[sarna_blr]

Bala-thripura-sundari

(balai thiruppura sundari)

:yes: neenga KADIYIN NAAYAGAI dhaan... :clap:



nandri nandri nandri :ty: :bow:

I got back this title from a young boy after almost 15 years!
Feeling proud :D

:yes: naan young boy dhaan .... :D :notworthy: :smile2: :boo: :redjump: :bluejump: :victory: :ty: :swinghead:

[sarna_blr]

any one try this...



try this

Raamar Seethaiyai thedindu Lankai kelambumbodhu .. kadalai thaandarathukku varaar.....Appo enna aaschariyam! Kadal avarukku appadiye vazhi vittuduthu. ..yEn?

[Shakthiprabha.]

"Where there is a will (vil)
there is a way"

maranthu pochu silathelaam :(

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:yes: ellaa kElvikkum ippadi correect'aa badhil solreengalEy... :cry2:

[Shakthiprabha.]

I used to be thorough with all these sarna :oops:

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Anyone try this kadi...

Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were fighting and DD pushed MM against the wall. MM immediately pulled out his pen and started writing the Ramayana. Why?

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it became wallmickey :x

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Ganesh annaa... :lol:

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try this....

What is the similarity between Short Circuit and Poraamai?

[Shakthiprabha.]

rendum posungum!

[P_R]

vayaru eriyum

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vayaru eriyum

:yes: wire (vayir) eriyum... :lol2:

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try this...

."MalaimEgam" kku opposite yenna?

[Shakthiprabha.]

Mazhai may not come!

puthusa sollunga sarna :cry:

[Shakthiprabha.]

okei ithE mathiri yosichu sollunga

opposite of

"Area-manager"

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okei ithE mathiri yosichu sollunga

opposite of

"Area-manager"

Araadha-manager... :lol2:

[Shakthiprabha.]

close enough to what I thought (original kadi)

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close enough to what I thought (original kadi)

adhenna odiginal kadi...aadunari kadi... :lol2:

odiginal kadiyE neengalE sollunga :D

[Shakthiprabha.]

okei its supp to be

iranguyya manager

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மூன்று சர்தார்ஜிக்கள் வண்டியில் ட்ரிபிள்ஸ் வந்து கொண்டிருந்தார்கள்.

போலீஸ்காரர் ஒருவர் கையைக் காட்டி வழிமறிக்க வண்டி ஓட்டி வந்த சர்தார்ஜி சொன்னார் "ஏற்கனவே நாங்க மூணு பேர் போய்ட்டு இருக்கோம், இப்ப வந்து லிப்ட் கேக்குறியே, அறிவில்லையா உனக்கு?"

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ட்ரெய்னியாக ஒரு பெரிய கம்பெனியில் ஒருவன் வேலைக்கு சேர்ந்தான்.சேர்ந்ததும் மிதப்பு தாங்காமல் இண்டர்காமில் டயல் செய்து "ஹலோ யாரது? எனக்கு ஒரு காபி உடனே வேண்டும்"

"என்னது காபியா? நீ தவறான நம்பர் டயல் செய்திருக்கிறாய்?"

"சரி சரியான நம்பர் எது?"

"ஹலோ நீ யார் கிட்ட பேசிக்கிட்டிருக்க தெரியுமா?"

"யாரு கிட்ட?"

"நான் தான் இந்த கம்பெனியோட CEO"

"நீ யார்கிட்ட பேசிக்கிட்டிருக்க தெரியுமா?"

"தெரியாது,யார் கிட்ட?"

"தெரியாதா அப்பாடா...ரொம்ப நல்லது"

டொக்...

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ஒரு சினிமா பைத்தியத்தின் காதல் கடிதம்

"அன்பே ஆருயிரே"
"உன்னை கண்டநாள்முதல்" "எ.பி.சி.டி" மறந்தேன். "123" மறந்தேன்.
"அறிந்தும் அறியாமலும்" "காதல் கொண்டேன்" ஆனால் நீ என்னை "அன்னியன்" ஆக்கி "மஜா" வாக இன்னொரு "போக்கிரி" யுடன் போய்விட்டாயே "சந்திரமுகி" இனிமேல் "வில்லன்" நான் தான்டி. ஒன்னு சொல்றேன் கேட்டுக்கோ. உன்னவிட "அட்டகாசம்" அ ஒரு பொண்ணை மடக்கி காட்டுல என் பெயர் "மன்மதன்" இல்லடி.

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5.தத்துவங்கள் !
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1.குவார்ட்டர் அடிச்சுட்டுக் குப்புறப் படுக்கலாம்...
ஆனா குப்புறப் படுத்துக்கிட்டு குவார்ட்டர் அடிக்க முடியாது!

2.நாய் வாலை ஆட்டலாம்...
ஆனா வால் நாயை ஆட்ட முடியாது!

3. Trainக்கு டிக்கட் வாங்கிட்டு Platformல உட்காரலாம்...
ஆனா Platformக்கு டிக்கட் வாங்கிட்டு Trainல உட்கார முடியாது!

4. காக்கா என்னதான் கறுப்பா இருந்தாலும் அது போடற முட்டை வெள்ளை!
அதோட முட்டை என்னதான் வெள்ளையா இருந்தாலும் அதுக்குள்ள இருக்க காக்கா கறுப்புதான்!

5.வாயால மூச்சு விட முடியும்
ஆனா மூக்கால தண்ணிக் குடிக்க முடியாது!

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காதல்
ஒரு மழை மாதிரி,
நனையும் போது
சந்தோஷம்.
நனைந்த பின்பு
ஜலதோஷம்.

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வாழை மரம்
'தார்' போடும்
ஆனால் அதை வச்சு
நம்மால
'ரோடு' போட முடியாதே!

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கண்ணா நீ
கல்யாணத்திற்கு முன்னாடி சூப்பர்மேன்,
கல்யாணத்திற்கு பின்னாடி ஜென்டில்மேன்,
பத்து வருஷத்திற்கு பிறகு வாட்ச்மேன்,
நாற்பது வருஷத்திற்கு பிறகு டாபர்மேன்...

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நாய்க்கு நாலு கால் இருக்கலாம்,
ஆனால், அதால
லோக்கல் கால்,
எஸ்.டி. டி.கால்,
ஐ.எஸ்.டி. கால்
ஏன் ஒரு மிஸ்டு கால் கூடப் பண்ண முடியாது.

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நண்பா நீ கம்ப்யூட்டர் முன்னாடி உட்காந்தா, அது என்ன நினைக்கும் தெரியுமா?

Intel inside
Mental outside !!!

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சார், டீ மாஸ்டர்
டீ போடறாரு,
பரோட்டா மாஸ்டர்
பரோட்டா போடறாரு,
மேக்ஸ் மாஸ்டர்
மேக்ஸ் போடறாரு,
நீங்க ஹெட்மாஸ்டர் தானே
ஏன் மண்டய போட மாட்டேங்கிறீங்க?...

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செருப்பு இல்லாம நாம நடக்கலாம்
ஆனா,
நாம இல்லாம செருப்பு நடக்க முடியாது.

- தீவிரமாக யோசிப்போர் சங்கம் (எங்களுக்கு வேறு எங்கும் கிளைகள் கிடையாது)

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இட்லி மாவை வச்சு இட்லி போடலாம் .
சப்பாத்தி மாவை வச்சு சப்பாத்தி போடலாம் .
ஆனா,
கடலை மாவை வச்சு கடலை போட முடியுமா ?

- ராவெல்லாம் முழ்ச்சு கெடந்து யோசிப்போர் சங்கம்

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பஸ் ஸ்டாப் கிட்ட வெய்ட் பண்ணா பஸ்ஸு வரும்.
ஆனா,
ஃபுல் ஸ்டாப் கிட்ட வெய்ட் பண்ணா ஃபுல்லு வருமா ? :lol2:

நல்லா யோசிங்க! குவாட்டர் கூட வராது :rotfl:

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டிசம்பர் 31க்கும்,
ஜனவரி 1க்கும்
ஒரு நாள்தான் வித்தியாசம் .
ஆனால் ,
ஜனவரி 1க்கும் ,
டிசம்பர் 31க்கும் ,
ஒரு வருசம் வித்தியாசம் .
இதுதான் உலகம் .