Letter

[vijay]

Oru amma than pullaikku our letter yezhudhuraa but romba slowly ya yezhudhuraa yean?


B'coz ava pullaikku speeda padiika varathan. :lol:

[davie]

Oruvan: (ethir varubavaridam) Enga, intha roadu Maduraikkuthane poguthu?
Matravan: Illeenga, Maduraile irunthu varuthu!!!!

[davie]

Guest: Thambi, appa ullae irukkara???
Son : ama sir, innum viduthalai agi varale...

ramu: muthal maadiyilirunthu vizhubavanukkum, 10 vathu maadiyilirunthu
vizhubavanukkum enne vithyasam?
somu: ???, neeye sollu...
ramu: ivan vizhunthittu 'amma'nu solluvan, avan 'amma'nu
sollittu vizhuvan...

[davie]

patient: doctor, enakku eppo idathu kaN operation?
doctor: valathukaN operationukku piragu...
patient: enakku valathukaN nallathane irukku
doctor: ennoda valuthukaNe sonnempa....


teacher: Asokan etharku saalaiyorankalil maram nattinaar?
boy: salaimathiyil nattinal traffic-u idanjala irukkum athan
Patient: Doctor yenaku vayiru eriyudhu doctor
Doctor: eppo eppo vayiru eriyudhu
Patient: Enga thamizhar yarum nalla vanditangalnale vayiru eriyudhu
Doctor: :roll: :x

Thamizan: yenakendru sondha kaar irukku, sondha veedu irukku, petti neraiya nagai iruku, kanara bankil neraiya panam iruku.
Iropean: yenakendru sondha naadu irukku.
Thamizan: ??? :roll:

[Sandeep]

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!


Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Marian $hah

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:


Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.



I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

[pooja.shankar]

superb ....how many of the above are original ideas ...

[Anoushka]

should these not be posted in the Jokes thread?