Topic started by sweetlankie (@ hse-kingston-ppp193750.sympatico.ca) on Wed Jul 10 18:57:52 .
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I've been to Srilanka this year. I've seen people mixing cow pupe with water and spashing it all over the front yard. It's just nastyyy. They pick up cow's pupe with their bare hand and splash it all around. WHY THE HELL PEOPLE DO THAT? Wuz so special abt madu caca?

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• From: hahahahahahaha (@ alecto.mt.pl) on: Wed Apr 7 21:12:12 EDT 2004
  
  FROM THE ORIGINAL TRANSCRIPTS OF RAMAYANA:
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  LORD SHRI RAMA AND HIS BROTHER LAKSHMANA HAVE A LITTLE FUN
  
  Jai Shri RAM!
  
  Lakshmana was eagerly asking lord Rama to come to bed and have a bit
  of fun while Seetha had stepped outsie for a bath.
  
  "Okay, but I hope Seetha does not find out about this" saild lord shri Rama.
  
  He quickly sat on the edge of the bed and Lakshmana sat on the floor
  looking up between his legs. He already had a raging hardon of his
  own, but he knew that his brother would soon be taking care of that
  for him. As Lord Rama sat there Lakshmana slowly reached out and touched his
  brother's hard smooth cock. He had never touched anybody else's before
  and the smoothness of it gave him quite a thrill. He lowly rubbed it
  up and down a few times and then hesitantly moved his face over it and
  gave it a quick lick. The taste that greeted his tongue wasn't
  anything like he had expected, kind of salty tangy, but not bad. He
  quickly licked it again but this time around the head and then up and
  down the shaft. This time when he stopped he peeked up at his brother.
  Lord Rama was laying down now and he had his eyes closed, but Lakshmana could
  see a slight smile crossing his lips. Taking that as a good sign he
  decided to plunge right in and he put the throbbing cock in his mouth.
  It tasted the same, only the thought of what he was doing for his twin
  brother gave him a shiver of excitement that was unbelievable. He
  started to lowly raise and lower his mouth over the burning hot shaft.
  He kept imagining what he would be feeling like when his own cock
  would be getting sucked and it seemed that he knew just what to do.
  Before long he was moving his mouth up and down faster and faster and
  he could feel his brother's cock seem to get bigger and bigger in his
  mouth. He took a second to look up at Lord Rama and he was balling up his
  fist and squeezing his eyes so tight that Lakshmana knew something was
  right. So he quickly swirled his tongue over the throbbing head and
  there was a slightly sticky goo on the end which blossomed into a
  sweet/tangy flavor that he quickly knew he liked. He was moving his
  head up and down at quickening pace that he knew would bring his
  brother off soon. Then all of sudden his brother's cock swelled a bit
  more, he raised his mouth for another plunge downward and there it
  was. Great globs of cum. It was filling up his mouth so fast that he
  thought he mind drown in it. But he was determined not to lose a drop.
  So he started swallowing every delicious drop. Just when it seemed
  that it was slowing down another spasm rocked his brother and there
  was more. Lakshmana thought to himself that this was great. So he kept
  moving up and down and swallowing. Then Lord Rama, who was really
  sky-rocketing off lifted his hips and pushed his cock a far as he
  could. This action forced his cock more than a little ways farther
  into Lakshmana's mouth. It slid right down to his throat and Lord Rama gave a
  final spurt and he started to buck his hips which started a fu.cking
  motion in his brother's mouth. Lakshmana soon realized that he needed his
  relief too so he started backing off that throbbing hunk. With that
  done Lord Rama started to come back down to earth.
  
  "Wow Lord Rama you sure went off. I thought you would never stop shooting
  that stuff", Lakshmana said as he was licking his lips.
  
  Lord Rama was still gasping for breath when sat up and looked at his
  brother. He could see a slight wetness around his lips where some of
  his load had seeped out of his mouth."I don't know if I can do it as
  good as you did, but I will try".
  
  Jai Shri RAM!
  
  
  "Okay, you lay down and let me see if I've got the right idea". Lakshmana
  quickly laid down on the edge of the bed while Lord Rama sat on the floor.
  Lord Rama looked up at the new and exciting tool of pleasure that was
  staring him right in the face. He admired it's hardness. The way it
  seemed to shine and throb with expectation. Then he noticed those two
  balls that were laying there also anting to be sucked. He moved up
  between Lakshmana's legs and gently wrapped his hand around that wondrous
  hunk of flesh and his other hand softly massaged those sweet looking
  balls. Without knowing why he ducked his head and ran his tongue along
  the underside of that sack. He knew that maybe a sweet nectar was
  waiting there ready to fill his mouth with something new. A pleasure
  yet to be found. Next he opened his mouth and sucked one of those
  tasty morsels in and rolled it around in his mouth. He was pleased
  when he heard his brother let out a pleasurable sigh. It gave him the
  incentive to go further still. As he continued to suck on those balls
  he ran his tongue over them, massaging them as if urging them to make
  plenty of that sweetness. Then he let them out of his mouth with a
  pop. He liked the feeling of knowing that he was doing something wild
  and exciting. He grabbed the shaft and gently ran his teeth over it
  next pretending it was an ear of corn. This was all new to him, but he
  knew that it must feel great. After a few moments of this he could see
  his brother starting to roll his head around on the bed and he smiled.
  Then slowly he put his lips on the head and just sucked. He sucked
  like he was sucking a fresh frozen milkshake that was too thick to go
  through the straw trying to draw out just a taste of was yet to come.
  Next he poked his tongue into the little hole in the end to see if
  this would give him that sample that he so wanted. With that he was
  rewarded. For just then a small drop of pre-come came back on his
  tongue. He swirled it over his palette like it was caviar. Oh what a
  treat he thought. I know I'll love the rest to come. So he quickly put
  his mouth on that great piece of meat and slid all the way down until
  he gagged just a little. Then he raised his head until he almost let
  it fall out, but he quickly slid down it again. All the time he was
  sucking his brother's cock he was imagining it was own that was being
  sucked and this seemed to give the expertise that he needed to go on.
  
  As for Lakshmana, he body was quickly rising to an unbelievable orgasmic
  height that he couldn't believe. It started with a little twinge in
  his sack has his brother rolled his balls around in his mouth. Then
  when Lord Rama nibbled on his cock it sent shivers up and down his spine.
  But when his throbbing member was gobbled up almost to the root it was
  almost to much to bear. He wished that it could go on like this
  forever.
  
  While Lord Rama was bobbing his head up and down that wondrous unk he was
  still trying to think of a way that he could keep sucking while his
  brother was shooting those thick globs of cum. Then a light went off
  in his head. He quickly backed of the now glistening rod and said,
  "Hey Lakshmana, I want to try something different. Why don't you stand up
  on the side of the bed. Then I'll lay down on my back with my head
  over the side. Then I'll open my mouth as wide as I can and you can
  put your cock in a little at a time. I'll try to let you know if you
  go to fast, but I bet if we do it right you should be able to put your
  whole cock in my mouth and even down my throat".
  
  Lakshmana was a little disappointed at having this change right in the
  middle of what was going to be the best cum of his life, but when he
  thought of fu.cking Lord Rama's mouth he was quick to jump off the bed.
  Lord Rama quickly laid down close to edge of the bed and let his head drop
  over the side. Lakshmana could hardly wait. As soon as Lord Rama opened his
  mouth Lakshmana was right there to push his anxious cock into that warm wet
  orifice. It was pretty hard to not just jam his throbbing rod right
  in, but he didn't want to hurt his twin brother so he took it easy. He
  slowly eased in the head and let that sit there waiting for his
  brother to give the signal for more.
  
  Meanwhile Lord Rama was really starting to enjoy the feel of this hot meat
  sliding past his lips. As soon as his brother put his cock head into
  his mouth he immediately started in with a hard sucking that he knew
  would make Lakshmana's toes curl. But he didn't want his brother to shot
  off to fast before he had a chance to get all of him in his mouth. So
  he reached behind him with his hands and felt for Lakshmana's hips. When he
  felt them, he held on and pulled forward to show that he was ready for
  more.With this sign Lakshmana slowly started to push his eager cock into
  that warm cavern of a mouth.
  
  "This is fu.cking great", he sighed. "I wish I'd thought of it".
  
  But Lord Rama could barely hear him as he was putting all his attention on
  sucking that hard pillar down into is waiting throat. He had about
  half of in by now and he was soon accustomed to the feel of it so he
  pulled his brother in even more. At this point Lord Rama could just start
  to fell it press against his throat. He felt a little gag at first,
  but he told himself that would ruin it so he put it out of mind and
  just kept inching farther and farther in. All the while he was
  flicking his tongue over the shaft to keep it wet and slippery. Lakshmana
  was nearly over the edge by this time, but he wanted to be able to
  look down and see his whole cock disappear into that mouth so he tried
  to think of something else that would keep him from shooting to soon.
  There was only about an inch left now and Lord Rama was sure he could
  finish this off with ease. So quickly pulled his brother's hip forward
  with a jerk and was surprised and delighted when he felt his pubic
  hair tickle his nose. His heart raced at the thought of having at
  least six inches of hard throbbing cock laying in his throat just
  waiting to explode at any time.
  
  Lakshmana opened his eyes when he felt his hips bang Lord Rama's head and the
  sight almost pushed him over the edge. But he wanted to get at least
  three or four could thrusts down that wonderful throat before he
  unloaded his thick supply of sweetness. So he slowly pulled back all
  the way to the head and slowly pushed back in again, all the time
  watching to see if Lord Rama showed any signs of distress. When he saw
  none knew that he would be over the edge on his fourth plunge so he
  decided to just go for it. Lord Rama also knew from that second push that
  it was going to be easy to let that cock slide in and out as fast as
  it wanted and he was ready With each stroke outward he kept his tongue
  along the underside of the cock and then quickly swirled it around the
  head before it started pressing forward again. With all this happening
  to his prick Lakshmana was hard as rock and his eyes were glazing over. His
  knees felt like jelly and his balls were on fire. He pulled out for
  the third time and quickly rammed it home again all the way to the
  root and when he started to back off for the fourth time his toes
  curled up and he felt liquid fire racing along the length of his cock.
  He quickly pushed it back in that cavern of joy and there it was.
  Great thick globs of cum were firing out of the end his prick. Lord Rama
  was caught a little by surprise at the sudden rush of his brother. But
  then he felt the cock twitch and swell even more so he pulled on
  Lakshmana's hips to force the throbbing cock into his throat and just as he
  did it let go with it first spurt of liquid treasure. This went right
  past his tongue and down his gullet. Lord Rama was a little surprised at
  how much actually came out. It felt like he had already swallowed a
  whole cup full and it was starting to spasm again. By this time Lakshmana
  was out of control. All he knew was that he wanted to plunge his cock
  in and out as much as possible before the electricity that was running
  from his toes to his scalp stopped. So he pulled out for another
  plunge. When he did this his second spasm shot his load full onto
  Lord Rama's tongue. Lord Rama had never imagined that the human body could
  make something that tasted this delicious It was like ambrosia. It was
  hot, but it was so sweet that it made his head spin. He hoped that
  there was more. So to help it along he started sucking again. When
  Lakshmana felt the renewed sucking it was all he could do not to yell out.
  But instead he just pistoned his cock into those lips like a battering
  ram. When he shot his third load it just sort of trickled out of the
  head and the electricity in his back kind of ran out with it. But he
  gave one final thrust to be sure there was no more and then he just
  leaned over and rested his head on his brother's stomach to catch his
  breath. But Lord Rama was so caught up in the act that he was still
  sucking that wondrous meat trying to get another few drops across his
  tongue. He must have sucked for another minute or two when he realized
  that his brother was through and just has he was letting the now soft
  prick slide from his lips he caught one last drop from the head that
  he quickly licked away and rolled around his mouth.
  
  By this time Lakshmana was coming back to earth and he realized that Lord Rama
  was licking his lips and smiling at him. "Jai Shri Ram!" He said between gasps and
  the brothers hugged each other.
  
  Lakshmana asked Rama "My dear brother, did seetha's pussy ever feel as good as my
  mouth sucking on your cock?"
  Lord Rama gave a benevolent smile and said "Lakshman, I will ask seetha
  to open her pussy for you once. Taste it and find out for yourself!"
  
  Reported by:
  Karthi(kdevan) alias MMC
  
  
• From: Maran, the Son of Bastard Subramaniam (@ alecto.mt.pl) on: Sun Apr 11 00:15:08 EDT 2004
  
  LAKSHMANA, SEETHA & KAUSALYA GANG RAPE LORD RAMA OF AYODHYA
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  AS TOLD IN THE RAMAYANA IN RAMA'S OWN WORDS!
  
  
  I am lord Shri Rama of Ayodhya...... My wife is Seetha..
  Seetha has been my wife for many years and she knows nearly every
  fantasy I have ever had. Tonight she had went all out she was wearing a
  tight leather Dominatrix outfit. Needless to say my cock stood at attention
  quickly.
  
  "Take your clothes off now boy." she said
  
  Playing along I quickly stripped, she walked over to me and let her fingers
  rub down my chest, teasing my nipples and moving slowly down to my cock.
  She grabbed me firmly in her hand and pulled me towards her.
  
  "Tonight you will do everything I tell you, Lord Rama. If you don't I will not let you
  cum and I will keep your cock hard all night" she promised
  
  Not looking forward to a major case of blue b@lls I quickly agreed. She
  handed me a blindfold and told me to put it on, as soon as I did this I felt
  her slide a loop over the head of my cock. She slowly slid it down my shaft
  to the base where she tightened it just shy of being painful, next she gave
  me a tug on it and I knew then it was a leash.
  
  "Come with me Lord Shri Ram, the bed is our next stop" she whispered in my ear.
  
  She led me down the hall to our room, as soon as we were in I heard her
  turn off the lights. She led me over towards the bed and had me kneel down.
  Next she tied a silk cloth around my left wrist, then another around my
  right wrist.
  
  "Lean forwards" she instructed
  
  When I leaned forward I found myself tied down to her blanket chest, next
  she tied my ankles and spread my legs.
  
  "I love the way Shri Rama looks like that don't you?" she asks
  
  "Yeah, Shri Rama's b@lls hang nicely! Jai Shri Ram!" a woman's voice replied. It was my mother Kausalya!
  
  "Pull on the leash again Seetha, I want to see Lord Shri Rama's cock again" A man told her.
  It was my brother Lakshmana.
  
  "Seetha what's going on here??" I asked
  
  "Shutup Lord Rama" She told me and spanked my A$$ with her hand. "Tonight you
  are going to suck cock and get your A$$ fu*cked. Your mother Kausalya is going
  to watch and Lakshmana here is going to use his 9 inch cock on you"
  
  The lights were turned on, and a gag was placed in my mouth before I could
  respond. Seetha pulled on the leash till my cock was pointing straight down.
  She rubbed her hands across my A$$, gently teasing my tight hole until I
  began pushing back to her from the pleasure. Seetha knew form our many little
  fantasy sessions that I loved having my A$$ played with and now she was
  taking it all the way to the top level. I was nervous as hell about being
  fu*cked and I didn't want to suck a cock, but in this position I couldn't do
  anything. To be honest I was kinda looking forward to the experience.
  
  "MMM his cock is leaking precum," my mother Kausalya said "What are you going to do
  about that Lord Rama, my son?"
  
  Then I felt my brother Lakshmana's hand on my cock. He gently gripped the shaft and slowly
  rubbed the tip of one finger across my cock smearing the precum across it.
  I could feel his hand gently begin stroking me. I moaned in pleasure at the
  feeling getting even harder with the thought of my wife and my mother kausalya
  watching me being used by a man. Then I felt his breath on my A$$ as he
  moved his mouth to my hole. His tongue begin sliding back and forth across
  it and then ever so softly he began to stick his tongue into it. My God he
  was rimming me and I loved it, my breath got shorter and I began moaning
  harder.
  
  "Like that Lord Rama??" Seetha asked me as she removed the gag off my mouth
  
  "Ohh baby that feels so good" I gasped
  
  Lakshmana laughed as he pulled back and replaced his mouth with his hand, His
  fingers gently probing my A$$. He easily slid a finger deep into me. I
  moaned loudly as the intense pleasure of it went through me. I wasn't the
  only one moaning Kausalya was as well and it sounded like Seetha was playing
  with herself as well. The feelings were going all through me as Lakshmana
  fingered me with one hand and jacked me off with the other, oh siva, my bro
  was talented. His finger bent slightly and began rubbing inside of me
  twisting and touching all different places pleasure one way was quickly repl
  aced as he moved around spreading my A$$hole so he could slid another finger
  in.
  
  "That's enough Lakshmana, I think its time for Lord Shri Rama to repay you for the
  pleasure. Come around here and let him service your beautiful cock. Open
  your mouth Lord Rama." Seetha demanded
  
  I slowly opened my mouth, licking my lips to help cover my nervousness.
  Lakshmana moved around in front of me and began rubbing his cock head on my
  cheeks. He was beginning to leak precum as well and it left a wet trail
  wherever it moved on my skin. Then he slowly rubbed his cock around my
  lips, The salty taste of his precum on my tongue made me gasp then he began
  shoving it in me slowly at first. He grabbed the back of my head and put
  his D1CK all the way in chocking me with it causing me to swallow
  instinctively. As he pulled back I ran my tongue along his shaft. He
  stopped with just his head in my mouth and I began sucking on him like he
  was a lollipop, my tongue swirling around his head, teasing his piss slit
  and rubbing gently on the rim.
  
  "Ohhhh yeah that's hot....my pussy is so wet! JAI SHRI RAM! " Kausalya gasped.
  
  Lakshmana began moaning as he thrust back into my mouth, in and out. He is
  fu*cking my mouth I thought as his b@lls slapped on my chin. I began sucking
  harder on him, running my tongue all over him eager to please him, knowing
  that was the only way I was going to cum tonight. I could feel his cock
  beginning to swell as his orgasm built up. Then Seetha began jerking gently
  on the cock leash sending pain and pleasure through me. Her moans were
  getting loudly as her orgasm was building as well, I could her the hum of
  her vibrator as she slid it in and out of her pussy.
  
  "Lakshmana, I think its time for Lord Rama to get fu*cked. He needs your cock in him,
  isn't that right Lord Rama?? " Seetha asked me
  
  "Ohhh yesssssss!! JAI SHRI RAM!" Kausalya gasped as her orgasm went through her.
  
  All I could do was moan in agreement, at that moment there was nothing more
  in the world I wanted then to have his cock b@lls deep in my A$$. Lakshmana
  pulled out of my mouth and moved back around behind me. He rubbed the head
  of his cock across my A$$hole before slowly pushing into me. His hands
  gripped my hips just like I do when I fu*ck Seetha doggy style. With one
  thrust he entered into me and I could feel his b@lls against mine. The ridge
  of his head sent chills down my spine as it rubbed in me, filling me up and
  giving me all kinds of pleasure. The shaft rubbing back and forth was
  manipulating my A$$hole in the most amazing ways. I couldn't help but to
  moan and gasp in pleasure. I was Lord Rama's slave and I loved it.
  
  "SH1T his A$$ is so hot, he was very willing for this Seetha" He moaned. "I
  think your right he will make a good fu*ck toy for the party next Friday"
  
  "mmmmmmm ohhh yeah" was the only thing I could get out.
  
  My mind was spinning, I was going to be a fu*ck toy at a party and my wife
  had set it up. I could hardly concentrate as he pounded my A$$. His hands
  grasping my hips and his cock's swelling was causing my cock to twitch.
  fu*ck, I was going to cum like this.......Then his cock exploded, I could
  feel the pulse of his D1CK as his cum shot into me filling me up. It was
  hot, wet and too much for me to handle as my own cock began shooting cum
  onto the blanket chest I was bent over I came and I came A huge load spilt
  out of me onto the chest and onto my thighs. someone scooped some of it up
  with their fingers and put them in my mouth, from the feel of them they were
  Seetha's. Damn I loved the taste of my own cum and she knew it, I thought as
  I slurped it greedily off her fingers..
  
  "Ohhhh SH1TTTTTTT!!!!! JAI SHRI RAM!!" Lakshmana yelled in pleasure
  
  "YEAH BABY" my mother Kausalya yelled . "Suck Shri rama's cock"
  
  "Yes they will but not as much as I am, now Lord Rama is going to have to do
  whatever I say or his cock is going to be cut off" Seetha replied
  
  "What are you talking about??" I gasped
  
  "Shut up bitch" Seetha said as she slapped me
  
  Now what's going to happen to me I thought only time would tell............
  
  Shree Rama Rama Rama Raghu Nandana pee soothu Rama Rama
  1.Shree Rama Rama Rama Raghu Nandana pee soothu Rama Rama
  2.Shree Rama Rama Rama big dicked homo fucker Bharathaagraja Rama Ram
  3.Shree Rama Rama Rama bastard Ranadheera Rama Ram
  4.Shree Rama Rama Rama madharchuth Sharanam Bhava Rama Ram
  
  
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  Author: Maran Subramaniam (Aruvaal)
  Please visit my website : http://pesona.mmu.edu.my/~maran
  
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  Jai Shri Ram!
  
  

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