One-Liner Tale

**Surya** · 14th March 2007, 04:42 AM

"Sigh! This is enough to run enough electricity through you to light up Birmingham!" he whispered letting a puff of smoke which he had sucked through the half burnt ciggerette out of his mouth as he walked back to the Squad Car.

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**ab_123** · 15th March 2007, 04:37 AM

As they drove to the Jailhouse, Elaine's thoughts wandered from who was going to take care of the kids to how she was going to get out of this mess. Jeff was dead, and Jed had framed her...what was she to do now? "Think Elaine, think..." she murmured to herself...

**Surya** · 15th March 2007, 05:13 AM

The Cuffs on her hand felt like they were getting tighter by the second. A Thought Finally Dawned On Her....The Only Way To Get Out Of The Cuffs And The Car Was...Seduction. "Officer...Oh Officer" She said in her deep Seductive Tone.

**Querida** · 15th March 2007, 10:31 AM

be nice or i'll call the pharmacist on you!

:P

"Lady don't give me any of that crap! Shut up or I'll tape your mouth shut!" growled the officer...she should have known better than to resort to such cheap tactics!

**Surya** · 15th March 2007, 10:51 AM

"Hmm...Must be gay" She thought to herself. "How'd the hell did u get this job?!

" She said aloud with unwarrented fury hurting the queer cop's feelings.

"I miss San Francisco!" He snapped back at her again with equal frustration and anger.

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Looks like Elaine touched a soft spot.

**Querida** · 16th March 2007, 01:43 AM

@ Surya...

Elaine shifted her weight easing the pressure on her arms, she felt the car slow down to a stop, yet as she was pulled out there was no police station to be seen...

**Surya** · 16th March 2007, 01:59 AM

Only a Re-Hab Center for Homophobics.

**ab_123** · 16th March 2007, 04:33 AM

She was puzzled. Was she being "PUNK'd" ??? Sure felt like it..UNLESS...

(FOr those who don't know...PUNK'd is a show where people play a major pratical joke on a person and capture it thru hidden camera).